10 things that no one has ever said before!

[iokenill]

jewish ninja bikers buy dildos then soak them in transperant eggnog served at youtube pornography services in china while i masturbate in the ladies change room located at the cinema of yoguhrt

[SolidStudMuffin]

@iokenill o said that lik 3 days ago

[FaiXDemon]

Jew's aren't greedy.

[soccers4ev]

I eat dildos once a inute to replenish my pokemon ammo by 10 fold

[FaiXDemon]

I go clubbing with my parents once a week.

[soccers4ev]

Jewish people are the richest on earth.

[FaiXDemon]

Mexicans dont mow lawns.

[AREYOUEVIL21]

Arnold Schwarzenegger likes to play hopscocth with little monster buttholes that are covered in cheese and macaroni

[Ki3ranMcaleer]

i said that



[Mokujinju]

Man. I don't know if it's really good, or really bad that I think just like you....

[iCadaverx]

RWJ is funny.

[Japanlover32]

@OMGCRAZY95

Justin Beiber is better!

The two most illegal sware words.

[99PROBLEMSINABOX]

i filled your mom with water balloons

(and hot sauce)

[gkillah678]

my girlfriend likes to suck my red blistering puss infested cock while she watches bill cosby masterbate to midgets that have cancer that are trying to fuck leprechauns while tom cruise cheats on kate hudson with john travolta as i stick mt finger inside a hookers vagina

[DeathZoneKiller]

I've said at least half those things before.

[MCloven633]

i once won a race against a black man from nygeria

[OMGCRAZY95]

rebecca black has talent

[JumboFlea]

You know, I'm starting to get used to Justin Bieber's music; I actually am finding I like it a little.

[uMAD71]

He reminds me of the guy from 127 hours.

[lookatthis791]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[jakxcombat]

Iraq seems like a nice place!

[KarnezFriazOficial]

Bugaboo inside sab but off your little sister...°_°

[josh123eld]

to make it crazier use the cc translate audio

[headinclouds100]

Italians are quiet

[WeeshaTheUnicorn]

My wenis smells like a cheese stick sitting in the urethra of a cow.

[MrBungaJunga]

My grandmother loves cooking deformed children in her washing machine, and serving it to lonely turtles on the island of boobylickingbongos

[templerunes]

Kim Kardashian is a lovely role model for my teenage daughter.

[Brandonmaieli]

the 60d has a turd and all the flys look at that turd and say turdfly

[megafartproductions]

Hummalla HUmmalla! Shieet! I think Mew2 is fagged (exhausted) like a house-cow whos myuff said "Stravstvuystye" like a rainbow sao-can-man.

You son of a Mitchy-guy from Japan who went to Teletubbieland and farted!

Orange Dolphin-anus-cat like a boss!

[Saw2357]

magikarp use splash its super effective

[Shneunaisse]

I said all of these last week. It was a week I do not want to revisit.

[hickerap]

Hmm, interesting lettuce.

[RVesel376]

I CLIMBED UP THE STAIRS AND A FRENCH FRY ATE MY TOAST BUT THEN I GTO BANNED FROM TOUCHING TRESS AND USING SCISSORS O_O

[SilencingXMachine]

I'd just like to add screaming lesbians are not responsible for the catastrophe of what was known as earthquake with their super sonic drills in which they can enrich the mole people with their extravagant knowledge of the outside upper world. Nothing more was heard for the screaming lesbians as they are know extinct and the mole people have become nonexistent as well!

[luceverse]

The tanned and molten manufacturer of great selling canned facts has been saving saving his overvalued money to go way too fast on the suspiciously high floating highway.

[matenator13]

Rebecca black is a talented singer and "friday" is the best song on youtube

[gueswhomadewaffles1]

@matenator13 u r GAY

[stalkerllama31]

"◇*◇°,◇°\(◕ε◕\)

Ghetto Glitter!

Windows XP Friendly!

[RUNandGUN911]

You are wrong, I actually repeat these things everyday before sleep so HA !

[mrblackop22]

THE HUMAN RACE STARTED WITH A MAGICAL BEAN BEEEEAAAANNNNN

[WhySoN1nja]

I loved Alvin and the chipmunks!

[BigPat2833]

dipfuck : made by me patrick brooks

[Arrukean]

Micheal jackson was a white guy all along...

[LosTutosDeFelix]

1:34-1:40 My reaction when i get caught watching porn...

[gameaddition]

Transcribe Audio has said all of these things.

[iankennedy280570]

David Cameron hasn't done such a bad job of dealing with our European over the counter penis parts.

Ian Kennedy is like having sex with Satan.

Your mum is a really good kisser.

Your dad hurt my balls by sucking them too hard.

I gave her my wallet and allowed her to use me as a sanitary towel.

She rides a motorbike just like Seve Ballastereos.

I don't mind at all when my mum comes in and turns my music down.

I certainly will come in your mouth after all the shit I just bought you,bitch.

[organicmilk5]

it was told that the inputs were not supposed to tickle little tugs of malice minks

[TheGaySox]

Know whats kinda funny, I,ve said all these things before

[mortimer2100]

it seems that Bob barker initiated the scuba tank mcmuffin assault which traffic in the third vortex ultimately preceived as a once neomorphic place of pumpkin lovin.

[MrDeadsea000]

Schizophrenics with incoherent speech patterns say weird shit all the time and there's been heaps of them. You never know, some of those things may have been said before....

[predatoronmars]

After my delightful shit with my eldest cousin, I decided to go for a walk down the burnt ally with nothing but 2 tons of blow job amnesia for company.

[heistmonkey0074]

mutant reeses peanut butter cups are invading the butt canals of the fallen taxidermists of normandy! quick, we must fall back to rosie o'donnel's egg salad sandwich!!!

[golferkid1234]

the hot-pink uterus of a cow can be seen from the birthplace of obese children.

[11invaderzim]

i see.. a sign.. that i will be.. a real ninja snowman in millawaki.

[TottalyAva]

What the turtle is going on with this santa planet

[dimashumilov]

I was trying to find my sister inside of giant x ray with a ball sack.

[hhhkevin]

intelligent republicans maturbate sponges with lobster teeth, to preven blood blotting of the teeth

[GiantShedinja]

when i'm done pooping i will harvest some boobeagles with their respective owners, i like peenusss.

[redhotstig]

my butthole is pink with cat sperm. i will wipe it off with orenge peel

[rabbitguy02]

You lie! I have said all of those things!!

[CombatArmsMatser]

U just said it so.. 7 is hilarious

[AliciaFr33ksh0w]

rofl me n my bestie always make up random shit like "you have a barrel full of dingleberries in mexico waitin to be ate n shoved up a canadians ass crack" shit like that ahahahah when we're rlly bored

[ilikemoosic12]

After i drink my apple juice i will shove toothpaste up my butt and brush my butt cheeks

[ilikemoosic12]

@ilikemoosic12 lol

[ftp44]

That's a paddlin, come on that has to be original

[TylerPierceFilms]

0:37 He's Dexter Morgan

[drakeTM1]

My little pony is worse than doctor who

[Channelofepicness111]

@drakeTM1 Can't tell if trolling Doctor Who, or Ponies. Or both.

[spear9022]

when you die you come back as sandwich then get eatin and came back as a retarded ninja

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

After sniffing dip dap poodle burgers a leopard with stinky finger nails will become best friends with a disabled llama which had spots that smell like raspberries in cream while a chav smoking lemonade watches the simpsons

[OvoJeGovno]

Black people are generous and honest

[redefiningsk8ing]

@OvoJeGovno white people aren't in love with their own race and look down on the other ones

[LosTutosDeFelix]

@OvoJeGovno OvoJeGovno is a really nice person and is absolutely NOT a racist motherfucker... :D

[OvoJeGovno]

@LosTutosDeFelix You're right; that's one thing nobody has ever said before. No need to, it's common knowledge.

[ThatChickWithSwag]

@OvoJeGovno they actually are.

[DwyrainDicing]

Just because anal cavities do all the work in a vaginal departure plant, doesn't mean you can stick your pennies inside the nostrils of orphans.

[TheEndofNowhere45]

womans rights are good.

[SharrkyX]

Penis in a buffalo tastes like margarita on a rainy day in bangkok in my ass

Amidoingitright?

[killdean40]

my hand was small and short but could touch eyeballs swiftly.

[sluggykitty]

bahahahahahaha!

[jascrystalspike]

last thursday i saw mario stab a clown with his swordfish made out of socks he pulled out of his mustashe

[IamNotgonnahurtu]

I actually have a turtleneck-diarrhea-sandwich disorder. It's a tragedy.

[RapedByVYFI]

England cake penguin square.

[LukeKirkham]

My doctor told me the last one.

[BackStacked]

No fxcking way! This is how i greet my grandma every day D:

[stacyjohngill]

Your Eyeballs are nothing more than salty robots tethered to a loaf of protein.

[M0TYSHIZ]

You sir, have a beautiful mind.

[fogoquechato13]

My little sister broke her ball and the other one was alive with good vital signs

[RKSPrecinct]

unknown grapes plummet the university in search of the battery operated nipple train.

[christianis3pic]

sounds like transcribe audio

[MrDragontamer2009]

Try the new booger flavored gummy bear, with MSG

[MrDragontamer2009]

Icecream is the perfect anticdote for over energetic children with ADHD. I can make fun because I have ADHD

SQUIRL playing hackysack with a turtle. That is epic oh wait what was I saying?

lol. I have pretty much gotten over most of my ADHD. I can do many things.

[MrDragontamer2009]

Obama is the perfect candidate for Toys R us but he had to promise not to show his face in the store but the pirahnah from Jersey shore ate the poop left on the government floor oh wait there is more.

[MrDragontamer2009]

Justin beiber can sing and Lady gaga farted hamsters which intregued Mcdonald's whom now shares the Mchamster with cheese fries with the Hambugler who took the business of Burger king because he over threw the thown to make even more creepy commercials

[MrDragontamer2009]

I love "Those people over there suffer from disgusting turtleneck, diarreah sandwich disorder. Its a tragedy" ROFL

[cheeseisniceable]

when the fat hogwars head master says that no consuption of the food toilet grandmas and should onle be flactlated by your ugly toe

[TheChannelEtcetera]

My leprachaun from the orphanage for bearded dingle weed went home to eat my sandwich made of steel than watch iCarly with my mother's fallopian tubes ex-husband's cousin

[Shotgun93Steve]

There existed a flu phrase that could conjure up a giraffe playing hockey soccer with your sister's dingle berry minions from Atlanta.

[mudkipman802]

This isn't random stupid shit... This is... Poetry..

[DesteryLover69]

O shi* the condom didnt break!

[mcluigi117]

I am a fan of Rebecca Black.

[XxSocialTechxX]

I flew a camel into Osama's butt cheeks and landed on a UFO parked inside of a tear of a small child that was receiving a butt wooping from a monkey with a long booger hanging from his left nipple.

[mrmetallicafen]

I think i have said that with the ninja

[rkoalldae]

hitler sounded the way that those the ones who sound truly they were loud

[metalkeith73]

Don't worry honey I can make my own sammich...

[jellybeandirtbiker]

holy crap baby

[jellybeandirtbiker]

baie sorry

[jellybeandirtbiker]

i ate a baie in my mouth and it pooped and said razzle dazzle

[1234whateveryo]

You are cute with longer hair. LOLK

[xAxBeVaNxBx]

My dick cheese horked up a salami beef burrito and shook my left testicle with an optimistic lough of cannibalistic satisfying bread meat that had broken into my masochistic grandma who likes groping barbel cheese with half of a foreskin chomping Fallopian tube crunching path finding four wheel'd grape molester.

[tijuanamarisol666]

B-FUCKING-S, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I'VE SAID AT LEAST 2 OF THOSE THINGS! lol jk xD

[iPLAYhaloNOTcod]

pee in the sock of destiny to cause total world domination for midgets

[texazmade713]

look up [jackvale nonsense] he has plenty of these quotes

[JDWesty1]

Plastic Raspberry boogers come from the alien brain

[Gamespflow]

your mom sat on a heater and livers came out to eat all the bologna, they are very agile subjects.... with huge erections.

[theadrianduron]

I like to use either barbed wire or poison ivy tampons.

[JerryBisMe]

nope, sorry i said all those things before

[TeamSolidStarCraft]

nr 3. reminded me of Dexter lol

[DJPoppaWeelee]

@TeamSolidStarCraft Yes! That's EXACTLY what I thought too!

[DJPoppaWeelee]

@DJPoppaWeelee Actually, #4.

[mjzbadgirl87]

Your pretty cute :$

[DeathReconEX]

One day i will brutalize a mexican elephant while wearing a purple fart flavored speedo.

[TheAshma]

I masturbated with a cheese grater.

[KickinNotZees]

number 6 is my catch phrase

[MadxGam3r]

Im pretty sure 0:40 has been said on SpongeBob...

[CeniMraft]

Transcribe Audio and read number one...

[darklordofdasith]

press 9 as much as possible

laugh

[twistedmountain]

I Love Brusselsprouts :D

[TheChannel18128]

djfdshdshgfhhfdkhkghdjksalol

[eminemwwe5]

A prostitute ate my hamburger so i assaulted her with my pinke as she screamed no jimmy tinkle and her fathers penis watched me assault her while eating a 4 pound sandwich with rat poison, children, lizzards, and turtles in it. then a ninja ate her and he got aids from smelly vagina

[MrNezic]

at 00:30 he Looks A little Like Dexter.

[seyan1991]

Ninja eat my brain as i watch them towel themselves down a escalator.

[ruchin1234]

11. You are an asshole.

[SEskaters]

Purple monkey dishwasher

[DanyCowman]

sometimes when im alone i like to sit in the corner and pretend to be a carrot.

[daedra9806]

Jewish immigrants lick the inside of my belly button while i watch Iguanas have sex on my remote controller.

[Idiotequation]

I'll ring up the helpline and get answered instantly.

[crazywwe]

my nipples hurt when i twist them  -____-

[ilikeblackcoffeee]

if you utter one word about my vegan, fallopian tube faced, moomins finatic next door but five neighbour I will have no choice but to excavate jammy dodgers from my sweat glands and crumble them into the ears of alan rickman.

[wawa865]

If i go to sleep the potato clowns will eat all te waffles in my bucket breaking my vow to protect the waffles, so then on the terms of my dick, i must eat my shit until a magic sponge fucks life into my dogs ass, and then my fecal matter will forever be purple with ooze in it.

[RYANSCHLESINGER]

thats what she said

[spacenuke2003]

12: I'm really glad that I ate that Hot Pocket.

[blackpearlfan01]

here is one no one haz ever said............. obama is a good president

[nikkijucksch]

lindsey lohen is a good person

[IsumtankI]

Rebecca Black is a good singer.

[IsumtankI]

@Swaper619 LOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS A TOP COMMENT.

[randomgurlz554]

I wil fall into the sky and lick the lollipop in time to eat the dringle dingle berries off of Justin incapoops sack of racks that he does not like since he is as gay as the words i speak when i am as drunk as a monkey's uncle and when i sit on the rainbow over my pink and pretty purple nerple house.... THE END.

[OpticJBigBalls]

the bat shat on the rats cat while jacks back was raped by a black jacks sack .

[helloimawesome77]

Hash brown banana poopy penises taste like wet doggie urine.

[klap00]

Consuming lightning farts with some extra jam is considered to be the manliest thing on planet Cheesecake.

[LedSatriani]

The shadows of my farts bring mushroomy tears of joy to the worshippers of pictures of Christopher Walken's liver wedges.

[DaddysLittleAsassin]

Transcribed audio never fails to make already amusing videos more amusing.

[aneverendingstory]

I have to stop the leaking or I will continue farting marshmallow,pause, my brain says hello, GOD DAMN IT..if you dont shave you monkeys ass you will die!

[necros234necros345]

i checked the list seeing if there was somthing making fun of justin bieber...sure enough there was

[enjoiskating6]

galactic ass battles are fought not only inside a gargoyles nostrils, but painfully mistaken for a vegans breakfast shimmering on the surface of carcass barf.

[meh2999]

12: Chronicles of Riddick is a quality motion picture.

[YouLikeRandom]

IT WAS A TERRIBLE PLAN, BUT IT WORKED WELL; ALIENS GOT AWAY SCOTCH FREE, BUT I WAS LEFT IN A POOL OF REPTILE SLIME WITH NO ONE TO FEED ME RABBIT PELLETS.

[leah1597]

When the fingers are painted with red coffee, u proceed to boil your mustache and cushion the applebees waiters bums with your chlorinated rifle. :D

[MrJimbo700]

It's a painful pleasure to have a cock fight with a dildo.

[fatdavidsboys]

11 You're not funny.

[WoahlyCow]

You, sir, have got yourself a new subscriber!

[BrighterThunder]

11: Justin Bieber is a pretty good singer.

[leah1597]

@BrighterThunder BRILLIANT!! :D lol

[sable428]

@BrighterThunder and 12: justin beiber has hit puberty...or justin beiber is a boy...but you will probaly get slapped for saying that :D

[ryanstuf]

@BrighterThunder 12: Justin Bieber is male

[BeNNyBoYe13]

@BrighterThunder well now you just ruined it

[TheAdontaco]

The dismembered hand of mutual masturbation between chimpanzees is flawed in that it cannot properly produce guacamole when the homosexual orphans need it most.

[sethinator8]

did u ever get stuck in a broken refridgerator while watching a quentin tarantino movie with a bowl of soup stuck to your face and 1000 playboys on your shelf while rolling down a hill that was farted on by an army of green birds that was kicked in the face by bruce lee who was eating a vhs tape sandwich inside of a super giraffe that fell from an evil penis fart lamp toilet pants sock chair with a hydrogen bomb that was deactivated by evil underpants monsters that came from world war 2?

[rabbitohsbestfan]

at 1:24 i tried to say that to my science teacher in my oral assignment then he told me to sit down and i got a c- D:

[Unrealproduction1000]

rebecca black is talented.

I ate cheetos while pooping orange gush in my shoe. At the time, i forgot i was lactose and cheetoent.

Justin bieber is cool.

I pissed in my turle cage and it bit my hot dog right off and then i played galaga while having diareaha in my mom's blouse.

the flobots suck.

those are 5 things noone has sed b4

[mumumumuma1]

while the shurken head floats a dead bum lays on the butter that belongs to the light that flickers on and off

[DragonballXD1]

@MrCoolioChris too late lol