Dave Chappelle Killin Them Softly Part 3

[CampingKing596]

i live in a trash can mother f*****!!

[123kembe]

hihihihihi see sometimes you gotta take the pussy like Pepe lol :DD

[JRL0789]

Who the hell disliked this??!

[feathertopDT]

Brilliant

First time i've ever cried laughing

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN

[Fratoue]

Hey Baby! LOL funniest part of this video haha

[MaaNonu123]

lol 6:35 guy tries to start standing ovation, and it just turns out really awkward

[InevitableEnigma]

Dave Chappelle is right, television is designed to program people. Turn them into government sheep through the media and propaganda not only that but cartoons are greatly influential targeting children of young age.

[JonsieSmith]

Why would chickens be so fond of blacks if they are eating them all the time??

[TheXJamppa]

Why tha fuck do you morons comment quotes from the video ABOVE!? WE ALL JUST SAW IT IDIOTS!

[Jafs]

@TheXJamppa why do you morons complain about quotes on youtube? we all seen it before

[TheXJamppa]

@Jafs WTF!? HOW STUPID ARE U?! Was my comment top rated and did it spoil anything for you? No it didn't so sit tha fuck back down.

[Jafs]

@TheXJamppa because you sound like a retard always bitching tryna sound hard "sit the fuck back down" you ass just shutup and enjoy the vids and stop tryna act big behind ur little screen u pansy

[TheXJamppa]

@Jafs yeah... you on the other hand sound fucking smart when you can't even spell... and by the way what tha hell did that shit have to do with anything? go away idiot.

[Jafs]

@TheXJamppa oooo i cant spell you've hurt me so much you try to be rude to people on here but you just sound like a retarded 4 yr old with no brain stop talking and go cry back to momma while you play your little kiddy games

[TheXJamppa]

@Jafs If you seriously think my purpose was to insult/hurt you, then you seriously are not that smart yourself. And yeah... you aren't trying to sound tough at all... now look at your comments, and my comment which seemd to get you so mad, and be ashamed of yourself. the amount of ignorance is almost unbareable here...

[pezelbuda]

SEE? SOMETIMES U GOTTA TAKE THA PUSSY LIKE PEPPY

[SUiCide7thstreet]

Hey Baby. Baby go home man its 3 o clack in the mornin wat tha fuk yu doin up? baby said im sellin weed nigga. i go o shit.

[bobbythehero]

What kind of cookies are you talking about? Chocolate chips dont do that to people!!

[thesupasaint4eva]

17 pepol aint buying weed from a baby!

[youngjuice50]

two smacks ah ah ah ah ah

[BulletProofSkywalker]

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!!!!

[CIE5150]

hi bird im sick i need some smack bird

[unc75503]

I'm the poorest muthafucka on Sesame Street!!

[buffboynick]

Is he back in the states or is he still running buttnaked through the African Jungle like a mad man?

I miss the Chappelle show. Why'd he have to go crazy and start playing bongos buttnaked with cheetahs up in the deserts of Africa?

[Militarymight101]

@buffboynick what------the hell------- are you talking about. he went to africa to take a break from showbusiness. from what he said he was working 20 hours a day, people were bothering him nonstop etc . and why do you keep sayin buttnaked when it comes to africa?

[XsweetstarliteX]

@buffboynick are you mentally ill? way to stereotype, africa is not just animals. He left for africa to find peace, something he couldn't find in america where the media were demonizing him.

[buffboynick]

@XsweetstarliteX

The only mentally ill person is Chappelle for walking out on all that money!!!

If someone was giving you MILLIONS of dollars to have fun and make people laugh......would you abandon your family, friends, and co-workers to go run around buttnaked through the jungle of Africa???

Hello!!! Chappelle done lost his mind lol. And if I had worked on his show and lost my job due to his freakout I would be pissed!!! It was a selfish act on his part.

[XsweetstarliteX]

@buffboynick Again, you are missing the point, even if i excuse you blatant prejudice on africa (where i'm guessing you've never been), watch chappelle inside the actor's studio, the media has given a distorted view on many of our celebrities as soon as they don't do what the powers above want. Yes they offered him what they said was 50mill, but they also told him he had to work during the week that his father died and was not allowed to go to the funeral, among other things. Money is not family

[buffboynick]

@XsweetstarliteX

you must be sucking Chappelle's dick or sumin

[XsweetstarliteX]

@buffboynick Not at all, I just don't swallow all the shit the media spews out.

[thesupasaint4eva]

@buffboynick dont dis my nigga chapple ill come out your computer and pop a fuckin cap in your goddamn knee

[buffboynick]

@thesupasaint4eva

Speaking of "ya nigga".....

Where is Dave at now?

Is he still running buttnaked through the African Jungle or did he finally pull his head out of his ass?

[thesupasaint4eva]

@buffboynick are you a craka or somtin???? its a fuckin metaphore, you a fuckin FUCK NIGGA sersly dawg you da one no one like everbody invites ya over becuse you bring da weed, u a dumb ass, dawg

[buffboynick]

@thesupasaint4eva

hey dumbass....

No one in their RIGHT mind would run away from MILLIONS of dollars to go run buttnaked through the African Jungle like a wild animal.

Did you know that his own former co-workers are STILL pissed off at him!!!

And learn to spell properly you dumb yard ape

[thesupasaint4eva]

@buffboynick man you a craka if i was'nt havin fun wit wat i was doin then fuck it i wold quit to itz not bout da fuckin money, nigga u gatta tink like a nigga

[buffboynick]

@thesupasaint4eva

You're so brain dead and your grammar is so bad that its hard to even understand you LOL.

Learn to type you porch monkey, haha.

And yes.....money $ = Good

Simple logic, and Dave was too bat shit crazy to realize that, hahahahahaha!!!! I'd whip your ass in "da streetz"

[thesupasaint4eva]

@buffboynick u a fukin racicest or sumtin??? fuck nigga

[buffboynick]

@thesupasaint4eva

Please tell me that you're purposely misspelling words to be funny

If not, than find all the teachers that taught you in the past and smack them on the anus!!!

[thesupasaint4eva]

@buffboynick yeah i actually am but i no some 1 who actually talks like that

[buffboynick]

@thesupasaint4eva

Thank God lol

[thesupasaint4eva]

@buffboynick but any I'm not trying to start a "trolling" fight its just that is i wasn't having fun with wat i was doing (for work or some shit) i would quit 2 but on the other hand, if i was making MILLIONS on end i would have to think about it......i can see both sides of the argument......but like i said ya gotta "think like a nigga" srry i called ya names i didn't think about wat i was saying truce? ps i RELLY wish dave should come back to comedy central and do the chaplle show again....

[andrewakadew]

@buffboynick I can feel the anger. I know why you are so mad, because yo mama was a crack head and yo daddy was a heroin addict. So your whole life you were abused and sometimes molested by your uncle, who was also your dad. Seems about right.... Have a nice day inbred.

[petros241]

All these years I thought I like chicken cause it was delicious..... Turns out I'm genetically predisposed of liking chicken LMAAOOO

[jpepsi24]

peppy lew pew rape lmfao

[jpepsi24]

not gona fall for that shit

[Jzing29]

15 people missed the like button.

[bella3718122]

I was cracking up so much that I woke up my parents.

[ANDERSON92781]

get out here cracky.....lol

[andersfranghettot]

Just like it said in the encyclopedia

[unpuercofeo]

The Ghetto bit is one of the greatest bits in comedy history.

[TheAydinman]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUKEN TRASH CAN!!

[SUiCide7thstreet]

Hey baby!!! hahahahaha. o my god that is some funny shit when yur in a fukin library when yur not supposed to laugh

[ArmaBlancaSR11]

The old baby in the corner trick i aint falling for that shit! click click!! hahahaha

[clipsryan]

I use to think the chicken thing was just a harmless stereotype but then I realised that it's another implication that blacks are wild animals because as we know, most wild animlas have one specific food they eat. Pretty much every culture has chicken in their diet, they just make it in a different way. I guess "white" food is either european foods or foods at bars and sporting events.

[iGab90]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!!!

[rocknrose8]

2:11

[LadyVanHelsing713]

Seeing a different side of Sesame Street here...

[Gammodore]

Best comedian ever.

[youngboyontheuni]

Dace Chappelle is the King of Comedy! Hes funny as hell!! Vote up if you agree:)

[pravkdey]

@youngboyontheuni im sure he is, but i think Dave Chappelle is extremely funny as well

[youngboyontheuni]

@pravkdey What? haha, If you look at the top comments I said Dave is funny as hell:)

[123456798654321]

i live in a fucking trash can! lmfao!

[pdxeddie1111]

yup its all subliminal messages that you dont realize until your older

[NebunLaCap]

@pdxeddie1111 is it teaching us to rape women?

[rufusdabum1]

@pdxeddie1111 your in the wrong place for that

[spideykoonrulz]

i must be half black since I love chicken, watermelon and grape drink.....hm, it's purple...

[wingslovedvalkria]

wait I like fried chicken and I'm Latina

[joeyweezybeatz01]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN

[Maxcaliberman]

"some quote from the video we just watched"

[Destructides]

@Maxcaliberman I loved that part too :D

[inari12700]

look at him he loves it , just like it said in the encyclopedia LOL

[mroneshotonekill5222]

Dave Chappelle is a boss

[BallsMahoeny]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!

[njones1091]

I have watched this at least 10 times.

Dave Chapelle, I am white and unfunny...I need you in my life.

Tv just isnt the same these days.

[imapiuuump]

the old baby on the corner trick ehh??

im not gana fall for that shit!! lmaooo

[gunclap86]

THE CHICKEN

[JewishCandy66]

6:12 - 6:34 BEST FUCKIN PART

[7007babyjay]

"See you gotta take the pussy like Pepe"

[ChoHoBroFoSho]

Dave: "Good God.. What kinda fuckin rapist is this guy? Take it easy Pepe!"

Nephew: "HEHEHE.. SEE? SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA TAKE THE PUSSY LIKE PEPE"

[toredtobluetoblack]

my fuckint hroat hurts

[DaLukkyBoi]

hey baby stop selling weed alright? you got ur whole life ahead of ya.

FUCK YOU NIGGA! I GOT KIDS TO FEED!!!!

[xFightingIrish34]

See sometimes you gotta take the pussy like pepe lmfaoooo

[zanbuzana]

See sometimes you gotta take the pussy like pe pe.

[Deshea911]

an people wonder why we have rapists...pe pe le pew fucked us over lol damn you looney toons!!

[pureADD]

Why are all all the top comments people repeating what i've just watched. I'll sprinkle some crack on you -.-

[Thebeastwitin1]

bitch I live in a mf trash can. LMAO

[2IAN4]

He's like comedian version of pac, he looks like him too.

[MultiStupidAssholes]

"Ya see? Sometimes ya gotta take the pussy like pepi!"

[Ivycoco456]

I wish he still did some shows like this...brilliant...

[amazerbeta]

maybe it was a midget

[R1pTheJacka]

VUN...TWO...TWO SMACKS

[Gigajie2]

look at him... HE LOVES IT

[micalove]

"I'm the poorest motherfucker on sesame street and no one is helping me" ROFL

[darkiller9999]

i remember when they went inside his trash can... and... that s@#% was three time

as big as any of their house he's rich b@#$%.

[skeenyboi]

''Get it together grouch'' LOOOOOOL!!!! XD ''6 foot pigeons walking around an elephant that's a junkie''

I wish i had seen this live, Fucking love this one, defiantly Dave's best show

[brokenbonez360]

@thomeedee

or a midget lol

[Chewy1yum2yum]

Love how he sensed the audience's reaction to him rolling the window down and with such speed, countered their speculation. True comedian at work!

[lakersfan1974]

let me guess the chicken.......look at him he loves it

[lakersfan1974]

the ol' baby on the corner trick, sorry aint gonna fall that shit!

[tFighterPilot]

I'm Jewish and I like Chicken (it's the only kind of meat I eat).

[ZAC2994]

@tFighterPilot word

[fullcontactF13]

"THE CHICKEN!"

[HipHopiz4Real]

LOL "looook at him, he loves it"

[Cottic100]

"one of the best"

[kako20inuyasha]

BITCH WHERE IS MY MONEY YOU'VE BEEN LATE FOUR TIMES I'EV BEEN COUNTING. HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SMACK YOU BEFORE YOU ACT RIGHT ONE TWO TWO SMACKS AH AHA AHA AH!

[SLITTHROAT13]

"See sometimes you have to take the pussy like Pepi" XD

[DOGDR420]

i got kids to fed'' now that shit is funny

[OLDIESandafewNEWIES]

6-foot Pigeons walking around....

[usynn]

what does he mean by baby? obviously he doesn't mean like a one month old baby... lol

[central848]

@usynn

come on use some common sense. how can the baby be one month and be able 2stand up walk around, talk and produce spearm 2have itz own baby? he obiovusly meanz a 12 13 year old who in davez eyyz is still a baby.

[darkwiz666]

@central848 no...remember how the bit ends. Te baby is in some womans VAG inside the club...would a 12/13 year old fit in that? XD

[poopmaster30]

bought weed from from a baby haha I said Dizam.

[maxthe1ruler]

HAHAHAHAHA

[AllanPenc]

lol.........

[tucansam98]

hey baby ..baby go home man it's three oclock in the morning what the fuck are you doing out?...I'M SELLING WEED NIGGA..oh shit i'm sorry but i had to buy two bags of weed

[kmettyy]

@tucansam98 why did you make a comment thats almost exactly the same as a top comment. fuckin youtube top comment whores

[realistthereis]

Why did 15 deaf people watch this?

[bulletformyqwaz]

High five if you watch this high! Hahahaha i do this every time:D

[baseballboy0101]

I'M SELLING WEED NIGGA!!

[AidanF415]

See? Sometimes you gotta take the pussy like Pepe!

[batman53092]

Hey baby!

[hancockcorey]

Thanks for uploading

[nicholasl136]

bitch wheres is my money?...you've been late 4 times i've been counting...how many times must i smack you before you act right?...(smack) one..(smack) two...two smacks HA HA HA Ha HA HA HAAAA lmao awesome XD

[mspencercr]

@nicholasl136 OMG love ur comment hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 

[yungking216]

HE LOVES IT... JUST LIKE IT SAYS IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA. LMAOOOO

[turtlexp100]

Hey baby...

Baby go home man, it's 3:00 in the morning!

What the fuck are you doing up?!

[turtlexp100]

Get it together grouch..

Get a job grouch...

[Magikano]

THE CHICKEN!

[DanielGarcia5150]

haha sometimes u have to take the pussy like peppy (X

[jemsurgirl]

damn dave was so real, if you listen closely alot of the stuff he talks about involve real life issues, and how he thinks they are wrong. Dave was funny as shit and is a great man, im glad he didnt give into the mainstream, what a mind.

[TheHurff]

IM SELLIN WEED NIGGA

[helookslikefamousppl]

@TheHurff OHHH SHIT!!

[HSESExtremeOH]

1,2 two smacks ahahahahaha!!!!

[HSESExtremeOH]

im the poorest mutha fucka on sesame street!!!!!!

[SanokoDAsuia]

15 ppl have no humor!!!

[kellyFrecklescollins]

"The old 'Baby on The Corner' trick eh? I'm not gonna fall for that shit!" XD

[5147848amp]

What is the black people + chicken thing? Doesn't everyone like chicken?

[zegh8578]

@5147848amp thats why hes joking about it. yes, everyone likes chicken :]

[bismarkcito27]

HEY BABY! BABY GO HOME MAN ITS 3 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING WAT THE FUCK U DOIN UP!! IM SELLIN WEED NIGGA! OH shit

[TheMrsketchens]

@bismarkcito27 FUCK YOU NIGGA I GOT KIDS TO FEED LMMFAO

[ALMYCorporations]

i like how some black people jump out of their chair when they laugh

[shadowdragon200]

an elephant thatz a junkie, "Hi Bird" yo this is genius

[shadowdragon200]

an elephant thatz a junkie, "Hi Bird" yo this is genius

[mrfudgeyhead]

"Look at him....

He loves it!"

So great.

[91zae]

(Dave Chappelle Voice) Hi Bird!!

[Kajakev]

@SesaoJesusaia597 NO!

[way2cool93]

4:20 wow. i never realized that before when he starts talking about seame street. its so hilarious but its so true!!! i couldnt stop laughing!!

[roc2218]

15 people are genetically predisposed to hating chicken

[Kralhonj]

Hey baby stop selling weed, you've got your whole life ahead of you!!!!

[Kralhonj]

Hey baby you've got your whole life ahead of you!!!!

[goonerscalise]

it was an old limousine, i could roll it down. GENIUS!

[NafizC]

FUCK YOU NIGGA I GOT KIDS TO FEED!

[rya771]

"qoutes from the video"

[wooMuzzywoo]

An elephant that's a junkie h--haaai Bird....I'm sick I need some smack bird... hahahaha!

[swaggsosick22]

"you've been late 4 times i've been counting... how many times must i smack you before you act right? psh "1!" psh "2!" "2 smacks! eh eh eh eh eh eeeeeh!"

[Oblivionkng]

"Every now and then a crack head would run buy and look in the window...that shit was like Jurassic Park!" LMAO!!!

[midman112]

"Fuck you nigga I got kids to feed!" "God Damn!"

[MrGetsome21]

"Hey BABY, baby go home man its 3'o'clock in the mornin' what the FUCK r u doin up!?"

"im sellin' WEED nigga" oh shit LMAO

[jesse766]

there was a fucking baby standing on the corner 

[PokeIan2]

"Oscar, you are so mean. Isn't he kids?"

"Yeah Oscar... your a grouch."

"BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN!!!"

LMAO

[Mr420weed420weed]

hey baby what are you doing? IM SELLIN WEED NIGGA! oh shit

[havenknight21]

GET OUTT HERE CRACKY