NewsBusted 5/28/10

[FiendsInRedSatin1]

0:50 Kagan looks like Jon Lovitz in drag.

[getnick77]

@bytor356 and I heart Jodi too

[getnick77]

@bytor356 how do you do that heart thing

[TheHortond]

Love you. Don't ever change.

[tedm82]

ROTFLMAO!! The Democrats didn't know they were talking about chickens, they thought it was a Mexican homosexual smack-down. Democrats never read anything, I'm thinking they don't want anyone to know after their Government Education they can't read!

[onvogmasaj]

fuck zuck

[DD826]

@bytor356 We all love Jodi, damn it!

[DD826]

"Vice presidents don't send military personnel to risk life and limb in war and neither do deputy defense secretaries. The POTUS does, and that makes it his responsibility to attend the national services of those honored legions who have sacrificed their lives at his command."

This president doesn't deserve to walk on Arlingtons hallow ground!

[skwiddjergensen]

FOX, RUSH, SARA: Get Jodi on the air with you!LUV you Jodi! Keep up the good work.

[TheTMA1]

Jodi,

Very Neat Suit!

Good Show NB!

[kimblers]

How is it the hottest woman on Youtube just keeps getting hotter?

[genYprogressive]

Newsbusters can't lick the muddy boots of Steward and Colbert.

[mykol13v]

@genYprogressive 18 USC Sec. 600. Whoever, directly or indirectly, promises any employment, position, compensation, contract, appointment... or reward for any political activity or for the support of or opposition to any candidate or any political party in connection with any general or special election...

Most ethical administration. How funny now?

[frogsoda]

@genYprogressive No. But Colbert and Stewie can lick Jodie's boots. After they get done licking Obama's. IOW it'll never happen. 

[TheTMA1]

@genYprogressive

While your down there licking some boot, Commie, why don't you try sucking some ass.

Stewart and Colbert won't mind. But you will to get in line behind all of your other Commie boot licking ass sucking friends.

[DD826]

@TheTMA1 Well said.

[genYprogressive]

@TheTMA1 You stupid Cons cannot do satire.

[TheTMA1]

@genYprogressive

Ahhh genidiot. It's you COMMIES that are writing the script. NB is just presenting it.

You don't like it? Take it up with the TOP LIB/COMMIES that are taking you for a BOOT LICKING ASS SUCKING idiot.

Not my propblem.

[genYprogressive]

@TheTMA1 NO you Cons write the script. GWB was the best gift a comedian can have. 1/3 of NB are Teleprompter jokes. GWB could not even read a teleprompter so the joke is on you.

[TheTMA1]

@genYprogressive

The origin of the subject matter of the 'The Jokes' ( so you do recognize then as jokes ) come from you LIB/COMMIE/PEDOPHILES.

It ain't my problem your god BO ' THEMUSLIM TURD' has to be told what to say by an electronic devise. That he does only brings out redicule and laughter because anyone who knows his heart DOES NOT need a teleprompter. BO is just a BIG FAT JOKE. It is not we are laughing our asses off at him, we are laughing our asses off at you LIB/COMMIE SUCKERS.

[Pattycakessmiles]

@TheTMA1 Give 'em hell!

[skwiddjergensen]

@genYprogressive I can't either, butt you certainly are projecting your personal desires aren't you boot licker. Time to get away from the CPU and back into your master's gimp box.

[JudyGurl]

@genYprogressive sad. yet another example of a young brainwash victim. CURSE YOU STEWART AND COLBERT !!!!

[genYprogressive]

@JudyGurl You cons have the Millers, Dennis and this air head Jodi. We have the Bills. Bill Maher and Bill Hicks. And not one right wing satire show on TV that can answer to Colbert and Stewart. You Cons cannot do satire. Period.

[JudyGurl]

@genYprogressive well i find it quite sad that on the libs side, the highest rated shows where all the young leftists get their political info are the comedians and their satire shows.

[computerpurple]

I LOVE News Busted HILARIOUS vid.

[JayJayhope]

Yes, Obama's "thoughtfullness"...I'm sure they're all thinking about that in Arlington this weekend. Better he keeps (still another) promise to Michelle.

[DD826]

@JayJayhope Better that Obama doesn't walk on the graves of our fallen soldiers.

I know, I would rather he not "honor" me, when I am buried.

[Pattycakessmiles]

@DD826 Being a proud wife of a US war hero, I should have thought of that, myself. Thank you. And Thank YOU, for your service.

[DD826]

@Pattycakessmiles

Thank you, Vietnam vets had to wait to long and that is something all veterans should hear often. It was 34 years before I heard a "thank you, for your service" and I was told that on the internet, by someone I had never met. And it almost made me cry.

Thank you again. And God bless America.

[JayJayhope]

@DD826 Yes, you're so right, it was a long time comming. If I live to be 110 I will never understand taking out personal feelings about any war, on the men who do thier duty to fight it. We live in Upstate NY, there was a "parade" of draft dodgers passing thru here..they were hated too, so what did people want? My husband dropped college & his life to go fight for the USA, his "thanks" as he came home filled with the disease they tell us will take his life? Spat upon in a Calif airport.

[DD826]

@JayJayhope

You know, I never felt any ill towards those that chose not to fight during that unpopular war, at the time. But, it really bothers me when those same people try and steal the honor of those that did fight, by lying about their service.

Oh ya, I was born in "upstate NY', my direct ancestors (2) fought in the Revolutionary War. Their lying, dishonors all vets and THEIR FAMILIES that gave.

[JayJayhope]

@DD826 I'd tried to reserve judgement on those who fled to hide out in Canada. Since I was in the same age brackett as those draft dodgers, I knew a few. I can't say this in every case, but in many, it was cowardice, pure and simple. And considering how important it is to be a "brother" on the battlefield, I think the cowards may have done the brave ones a favor by taking a powder. I just wish they stayed in Canada. Thanks for YOUR bravery, brother.

[DD826]

@JayJayhope I didn't know any of the runners to Canada. Only a few, that chose to go to college, instead of serving.

I did know a few that didn't believe in the war. They served in a non-combative job, but they served. And they wouldn't accept their combat pay and donated it to a charity instead, but they served.

Actually most of the people I knew, went into the military and served.

In hind sight, we were probably better off without them in combat.

And thank you for yours!

[DD826]

@JayJayhope

Oh ya, "stay safe brother", if that tells you anything.

bro

[KarlInPhilly]

NewsBusted is the best!!!

[cowgirlmoon]

@KarlInPhilly , Well, yeah..... along with Andrew Klavan, On the Culture!

[beerhoven]

I always look forward to seeing these in my subscriptions panel. It is so refreshing to hear comedy that doesn't belittle everything I thought America stands for. All the mainstream news services are painfully biased towards progressive liberal ideology. I'm conservative not because I don't want change, but because not all change is good. A nice change would be going back to a literal interpretation of the constitution, and abandoning the attempts at social justice, a proven failed ideology.

[1FutureMarine1]

@beerhoven AMEN, Preach it brother. Spread the word.

[JayJayhope]

@beerhoven Wow..you sure said it right, kiddo!

[jtkirkfan2002]

Why do people post all of their personal goings on on their Facebook page anyway? This is stuff that we all used to consider nobody's business.

[Mark5610]

Good Stuff Jodi

[NoGuff]

Ain't nothin wrong with that butt.

[PlaymateMama]

"Thoughtfulness" and "Obama" shouldn't be said in the same sentence.

Great stuff, Jodi!

[mwangolatrue]

Great News Busted !

Jodi Miller, if I become millionaire I will pay you 50 000 000 $ a year to put on air even if I'm the only one watching :D

[ladventiste]

this is one of the best

[RebelStangII]

Go Jodi Go!

[Buffalo122333]

Please, no celeb news.

[mykol13v]

@Buffalo122333 Some of the best jokes are celebs. Why not make a publicist take some of the same medicine?

[TylerNull]

JUSTICE SODOMIZER #2 ?

All you need to know about Kagan is that The Joker & Crew picked her. The contempt this crew has for the American ideal of Blind Justice is almost as impressive as their contempt for the U.S. Constitution.

On the plus side, Kagan is not a proudly bigoted La Raza racist like Justice Sodomizer #1, Sotomayor.

Also, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg will no longer be known as "The Hot One".

[pepeledog]

I LOVE these videos!!!!

[dewerbylhserf]

ME 2 , LMBO. LOLOLOLOLO

[cesaw70]

Teleprompter, Facebook, and the WHO getting lampooned. I love it!! The World Health Organization is only about 20 years too late with their study!

[bricitybrac]

Why add such a horrible laugh/applause track?

[bldgy]

@bricitybrac They tried doing away with the laugh track. It didn't seem right and everyone voted that they bring it back.

I normally hate laugh tracks, but I was one that voted for them to go back to using it. It just changes the tone of the video...

[mykol13v]

@bricitybrac We've been over this... and your idea lost. I think I hear Jon Boy on Crummy Central ranting again. Your que?

[Edubbplate]

I wish she'd do this topless...just saying...

[FuckObamasMama]

What do tyrannical political figures and a bullet have in common?

When the bullet hits they both tumble.

[TheNp42]

That joke about Kim Kardashian was so cold, it could freeze a furnace!

But it certainly made me laugh!

[arga400]

i loved that joke about olana or whatever

[Airave]

Lol! :)

[usgop]

"Obama's teleprompter freezing up"  LOL!!

[AgentFour]

With all the plastic in Kardashian, I'm surprised she's not poisoned yet.

[DinsdalePiranha67]

This is like SNL's Weekend Update, only it's funny.

[dirtyblondny]

why do democrats only nominate ugly women to the supreme court ??

anybody who lives off their celebrity (Kardashian , etc) opens themselves up to criticism - it goes with the territory.

don't cry for me argentina........

[billabong24041]

@dirtyblondny Look up conservative women vs liberal women here on yt... It's funny as hell

[tjttzcspplt]

You have to admit. Cher looks great. I am jealous.

[DinsdalePiranha67]

@tjttzcspplt True, but I didn't even recognize her in that picture.

[3martijns]

obamie is thoughtful about how he can Pretend to be a good prez, while letting Sunstein 'Nudge' with the OIRA - Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs. It will Kill Every Freedom, the Entire Bill of Rights.

[joshpnw]

LMFAO!

I said it once... I'll say it again... Newsbusted is way more relevant than any MSM.... and way more entertaining!

[cowgirlmoon]

@joshpnw AND HOW, buddy!!!!!

[herzogsbuick]

@joshpnw without Newsbusted & Uncle Jay Explains, I'd be lost

[oilhammer04]

Crass jokes about women's bodies are inappropriate.  I'm a man, BTW.

[poisonapple16]

@oilhammer04 Get a sense a humour

[oilhammer04]

@poisonapple16, mine is more refined than that. Conservatives ought to be able to come up with better humor than that.

[amboy362]

The liberals have Joe Biden...one of the best comedians around

[poisonapple16]

@oilhammer04 So refined it's none existent. This was pretty funny.

[geargemartin]

@oilhammer04 no your not.

[karlhouseknecht]

@oilhammer04 agreed. It comes across as catty. Go back to the real humor that used to appear in these videos.

[governmentslaves]

@oilhammer04 Did they hurt you feelings?

[oilhammer04]

Governmentslaves, no. Conservatives ought to be able to do better than that.

[oilhammer04]

@oilhammer04, wow, I though Liberals were the anti free speech folks.

[governmentslaves]

@oilhammer04  Are you talking to yourself???

[mykol13v]

@oilhammer04 Classic Liberals are for free speech. You don't see many of those these days. Most of the so called Liberals today are Progressives and they hate free speech. Recently Obama talked about how the XBOX, IPhone and Ipad ruins his brand of "Democracy". A codeword for marxism to his buds.

[Slipknotyk06]

@mykol13v - The Democrat party lost its soul in 1914. Nearly all subsequent Democrat leadership has been Woodrow Wilson modernized.

[billabong24041]

@oilhammer04 Crass jokes about women's bodies coming from women are perfectly fine. Then again I believe in freedom of speech

[rulllar]

good stuff!! Thanks.

[yahazif]

Don't know about anyone else but I took one look at Elana Kagan and my first thought was 'great, another fat lezbo telling us what to do.'

[GammaSigmaBeta]

@yahazif

Thank you for saying what I was thinking........

[mykol13v]

@yahazif Yea, looks can be deceiving but everyone seems to say the same thing. I could care less if she is a "lesbo" or whatever. I'm not going to be looking into her bedroom anytime.

I'm thinking how the Plantation slavery mentality is going to be expanded under this Obama appointee and thinking why the American public did this to me.

[EnemyAce88]

Marry me Jody.

[kd5gua]

Now we know what all the BS is about on FB, selling a movie.

[GammaSigmaBeta]

Always a pleasure!  Thanks!