The 3 minute Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage

[oeyesea]

Actually I think the original Wickerman movie sucked too. Not that this version of the Wickerman doesn't suck, it really does suck, but it is kind of a complicated artistic prat fall, while getting the ol' shlong caught in the zipper, then falling into a pile of dog shit. You wouldn't want to be doing it but since it's happening to somebody else you laugh your ass off.

[plm123456123]

This movie sums up what happened to his career as an actor. Suprised he didn't win an emmy showing the amazing and spectacular story of his life as a metaphor.

[Sarasirk531]

For some reason, I found myself humming "Smack My Bitch Up" halfway through this video. I have no idea why.

[Arathlo]

Why is a white man playing Chris Brown? I'm so confused.

[newtonisaacma]

epic!

[abbycg518]

Cannot stop watching this...so perfect

[MrKevkev240]

what is the name of this movie???

[arcotroll]

@MrKevkev240 "The Wickerman" it is a bad remake of a far superior older british film.

[gonotgentleman]

Nicholas Cage stars in...

PUNCHMASTER: THE MOVIE

[oeyesea]

If you ever loved a movie for its stupidity, this is one.

[2010Barbon]

They should burn the director of this shit in a huge wicker man for real for creating this shameful "movie".

[oeyesea]

Ed Wood may be gone but his spirit lives on.

[Shyreenify]

That song at the end was perfect. Well done,dear sir/madame,well done!

[zukste]

i find this easy to masturbate to!!! fap fap fap............. awwwww yeah

[vaticanscientist]

I know it might messed up, but am I the only one who got a boner watching this...

[nilbud]

You fucker. I was determined to not watch the damn thing but now I'm going to have to.

[zenjen1970]

@nilbud omg don't do it! It's not worth it~even though from this looks like it would be hilarious. It's not. This movie was a shit pile. See the original 1973 version.

[fattielovertrav]

2:15

"it is your destiny"

haha

[sidgrozzer]

Badly acted, badly written, badly directed....and funny as hell!

[EdEoc5]

STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE!, laugh everytime

[cpufightclub]

I haven't watched a Nicholas Cage film since Con-Air.

[jamstamanify]

pretty much sums it up

[oeyesea]

This movie would be perfect if they would have burned him alive while he was still wearing the bear suit.

[Iker122]

@oeyesea LOL.. that is genius

[AusMarkus]

The definitive version.

[frank4312]

hmm, what a shit.



[techneonix]

yakity sax DOES make anything funny. not that this movie really needs it.

[toxi87]

oh my hod i a saw the movie before and i have to say this recut is a improvement, the bear suit is priceless.

[darkenrahl123]

What's that generic music at the beginning called? anyone know?

[edshift]

@darkenrahl123 The music from bennie hill?

[darkenrahl123]

@edshift thanks bro

[rhpicayune]

@edshift  I think its "Yakity Sax" ? by Boots Randolph

[SuaveTito]

@darkenrahl123 Both of the aforementioned are correct. It's called "Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph, which was used as the theme song to Benny Hill.

[oeyesea]

I wonder if he was wearing the bear costume when he got drunk and smashed his wife.

[oeyesea]

Apparently puttin' the smack down on the bitches is habit forming at least for Nicholas Cage it is. If his wife's lawyer can get this movie played in front of a jury, Cage's ass is toast---again.

[dark7element]

As of april 16 2011, Nicholas Cage has been arrested for domestic violence against his wife. No, seriously. Check the news.

[FiendsInRedSatin1]

I liked this movie even better than the original except for one thing....it had Nicholas Cage in it.

[Ianstrox]

Nicholas Cage is really Pedobear?

[angelinaaurora]

Omg the real movie sucked. They should have stuck with the original plot of the original movie, and NOT used Nicholas Cage......

[oeyesea]

Did he just use Chuck Norris skills on the Prom Queen?

[alamo1776]

YOU BITCHES! 

[LucidDivinity]

Since usually in films, women can hit men but men can't hit women, this was somewhat entertaining. The actual movie, on the other hand...

[Janemaniana]

The trailer is really funny, but the film itself is one of the poorest I've ever seen!

[pumpkinhead583]

If this was the actual trailer it might have gotten people to see it.

[oeyesea]

They didn't sacrifice him to appease the gods and grow large crops. They actually burned him alive because they were tired of him running around their island acting like a total dick.

[dprosie]

This was pretty good, but "Killing me won't bring back your god damned honey!" is one of the best lines and definitely should be included.

[spagetti001]

funniest movie ever... :D:D:D

[davetherave22]

did any other guys get turned on by this film?

[chuckbyf1]

If I directed this movie I would have ended it with him shooting all of them and then himself!

[MrOlie2008]

I'ma Policeman... No Nicolas, you're a pretty awful actor

[madhat1979]

@MrOlie2008 I disagree, the wickerman might be a very very very awefull movie, but Lord of War was pretty good.

[JoeyPencils]

this is better than the movie

[keithswagler29]

you could seriously put that song to any video and it would be funny

[niciraci]

how funny must it have been to watch him film the bee scene with out the CGI bees?

[driprat]

A heartwarming tale for the ages. A criminally-insane man stumbles his way at random into a village of peaceful women where he proceeds to wander aimlessly, scream nonsense, and punch as many of them in the face as he can until they all collectively get sick of his crap and set him on fire.

[BJ64Th3M0v13f4n]

@driprat don't forget his bear suit...

[TweetyAffect]

@driprat *Wipe tear from eye* I wish to go out that way.

[DigitalBookWorm]

Sad thing is, this movie was funny enough WITHOUT the aid of comical music XD

[RRRRRR618]

HOW'DITGETBURNTHOW'DITGETBURNT­HOW'DITGETBURNTHOW'DITGETBURNT­HOW'DITGETBURNTHOW'DITGETBURNT­.

Oh, and chin checked Dolores Claiborne at 1:45

[matt484991]

2:07 THEY MAY TAKE OUR HOMES, BUT THEY WILL NEVAH TAKE... OUR FREEDOM!

[Beeshitten]

The only possible response to this disaster is to laugh and jeer.

[Nineteenth]

1:46- FALCON PUNCH

1:50 - YES

1:53 - SHOW ME YOUR MOVES

1:57- PAWWANCCHHH

2:00 FALCON KICK

[Tighearnan2468]

Over played and over used music >_<

[misquamacas]

@Tighearnan2468 - This was posted over 3 years ago...

[Tighearnan2468]

@misquamacas

Hahahaha good point.. Well, I shall eat my foot and be off! xD

[DeNi3Lv2]

1:45 He checked that bitch!

[sprucepantherkmt]

rofl bike-jacking?

[TheZomgStuff]

This is awesome lolol

[Reinpret]

In all honestly, anyone who watched this huge pile of crap they call a movie, were all bonded together now. We've all been through it, we've all laughed hysterically at it. It's an absolute crap movie. horrible acting.

[MrArmington]

Thank you so much for this. I don't exaggerate when I say it has tears streaming down my face EVERY time! Just... just... ah, it's just too funny...

[sprucepantherkmt]

@MrArmington ur a nutcase

[Bothorth]

Of course! Another plant!

[katiel390]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This movie is an unintentional comedy...

[BigNacho]

Nicholas Cage: Woman puncher extraordinaire!

[fcktsht21]

Cage is not an overrated actor you stupid bitch !!

[k0agulated]

@fcktsht21 OH GOB THE BEES WUAHAUHAHUHGHUGHUAAHGUAHHGH

[NeverAloneForever]

You can tell the director has some sort of wacky problem with women. It's just . . . hmm . . .

[thundermorphine]

I've been trying to convince people how much he sucks for years now. Finally someone gets it.

[Rompcom]

Bear with me, here. 

[iforgot87871]

lol at 1:07: Yeah this pretty much looks like a good hill to roll down

[posthumanfetus]

HOW'D I GET BURNED! HOW'D I GET BURNED! YOU BITCHES! BITCHES! HOWD I GET BURNED?

[xXBioscarsXx]

I love the way he says God damint 1:00

[randomdave30]

Nicholas Cage - the most wooden, overrated actor in modern cinema

[LivvyLou1xx]

You ruined the trailer?

[paerarru]

Hahahaha oh man you had my chops busted by the end roflmao.

[williamday247]

GAHD DAMNIT

[deathroman13]

this makes me want to watch the movie again :D

[TheTwinsofEvil]

Dear God, please save us all from this remake LOL, great video

[MissPandora1967]

This is v funny,,,desecrates lovely old Edward Woodwood....would....lol..Oh+B­rit Ekland...mmm

...but WTF!! the village,pillagers,rapists+hipp­ies..lol..(they look like me about 10yrs ago..lol)..they pour a gallon of bees into his helmut.....LOLOL..+it has OPEN sides the f*ckers would fly out !!!!...

I have a wicker man waiting to be burnt on my channel right now,,,if you would like me to incude anyone on your sh*tlist to be toasted..throw one in!!...lol:)),,great stuff Benny Hill!! yeah!!;)

[Benedict401]

Was it their conscious endeavor to turn possibly the best film of all time into possibly the worst?

[beerfartsrock69]

Dear God, how did this Nicolas Cage epic not win like 12 oscars, his finest work really ever, makes anything Jack Nicholson or Tom Hanks has done look like fuckin garbage. I mean those lines "how'd it get burned how'd it get burned, how'd it get burned?!?!" and "Ahhh bees not the bees Ahhggh! my eyess!!" are fuckin cinematic genius, he is a true scholar and a gentleman hahaha

[unknownfranklin]

I've watched this video at least 50 times. Its my favorite one on youtube. I put it on in the morning so I can get through the day.

[ninakersey]

AHHHHHHHHH NOT THE BEEES

[oce90210]

The little girl is actually my best friend.

[oce90210]

@oce90210 well the station wagon girl. Zemi <3

[Calicher91]

It's a hilarious movie i can't stop watching it

[roidz17]

It's a hilarious movie undoubtedly. Poor acting, ridiculous scenes, bizarre and otherworldly unbelieveable scenes. IT'S BRILLIANT I SAY!!!

[tiku71]

Geil ! Bei den Bienen kommt Musik von den Bee Gees

[RAULPLATINUM]

fatal!

[JohnS0045]

I can't stop watching this....

[neptunesbounty]

MY ASS!! THEY'RE IN MY AAASS!!!!

[gothicgrace]

@neptunesbounty LOL I remember seeing the GIF pic with the bees too. At lhe time, I didn't know it was from 'The Wicker Man'

[pwade909]

ok so there is a BAG of BEES that they POUR into a BEE-HELMET

HAHAHAH EPIC

[Cloudberrymeadow]

Nicolas Gage punching women in a bear suit. I'm speechless.

[FallOutBoyUK]

Ohmigod, this video honestly had me laughing out loud. Love it. It's done so well!!! =D

Haddigitburn? Haddigitburn? HADDIGITBURRRRN?!?!

[haggspah]

@FallOutBoyUK

"Step away from the bike- STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE"

I though the sight of him then riding off on said bike was the funniest scene I had ever seen. Then came the man in bear suit punching out some woman!!!! Champagne comedy.

[toddbotdotcom]

google "nicolas cage the comic book experience" and help make it happen!

[tone1245]

was the writer high when they did the bear punching scene, cuz thats the only explination

[Loudpaw]

MY EYES!! AHAHHHHH MY EYES LMFAO

[pulkmees]

This movie isn't about Cage beating up women, idiots.Can't figure why you all think this is a bad movie.Wouldn't you go insane on an island ,where people want to kill your doughter at a freaky ceremony.

[TheShnuz]

Bear suit sucker punch, You Bitches!!

[aleebebop]

the jump into the water is fuckin priceless

[macrockin]

Why did I waste so much time when I could've just watched this, which is much better than the whole movie.

[Magnolia296]

The Wicker Man (2006) was boring and absolutely useless remake of classic The Wicker Man (1973). Even great and talented Nicolas Cage looked stupid in this film.

Year, best films were in the 70's, 80's and 90's. Modern Hpllywood crap is useless remakes, awful sequels and rip offs. No class at all

[boomstickblues]

"How'd it get burned?

"I-"

"HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED?"

"YOU BITCHES! YOU BITCHES!"

*repeat*

LOL

This unspeakably bad remake would've been better off having a runtime of only three minutes. It could've been advertised as "experimental". Appeal to film intellectuals by saying it was the revival of the fluxus movement.

I'm still regretting the fact that I paid money to trudge through this crap in a theater.

This trailer is brilliant, by the way.

[MrTravismccullough]

this song is hilarious!

[TKA001]

They clearly didn't make it extreme enough. If it had more of Nicholas Cage beating up unarmed women and less pretending to be serious it would've been great.

I'm not sexist or anything, but seeing Nicholas Cage running around sucker-punching women & swearing & ranting at people is hilarious. It's his own special brand of badass; not badass because it's hard to do but because NOBODY else has EVER sucker-punched a woman while wearing a bear suit. I wanna see him open up a can of Nicholas RAGE!

[ChingfordSpur]

@TKA001

Hilarious comment! Had me in stitches, even more than the (great) video.

I can't believe what they did to a moody, creepy and eventually truly terrifying classic of a movie.

[TheSlickAndroid]

@TKA001 Is it just me,or are Nicholas Cage movies so bad that their good?

[cheekypants321]

@TKA001 imma chick and I would pay SOO much money to see that

[Evan2142]

HADDIGETBURN??

[TheHachmom]

An appropriate tribute to the worst and most unneccessary remake this side of psycho.....

[blaster2012]

Nicholas burned in a Cage!!

[olqutseg]

Sir, you just won the internet and youtube with that comment alone. That's gotta be the best thing I've ever read in a comments section.

[blaster2012]

@olqutseg,cheers,i'm a guy that can't resist telling a good pun when i think of one!

[Th3Gam3925]

Fuck this fucking song. Why do people think this fucking piece of shit song is so fucking funny? It is way to fucking over used.

[kivo2003]

why did people hate this movie?

[ZeNoodle]

there was an original made that was MUCH MUCH MUCH better, and this one was kind of an insult compared to it

[AlacarLeoricar]

@kivo2003 Have you SEEN this movie? It's.... awful. Especially compared to the original.

[ghostdogblack4747]

BURN BABY BURN !!!! LOL did not see that coming GENIOUS

[silenceofthehills]

Hmm, I wonder what's more sexist, this or the original...I just can't put my finger on it...

[BrewsterIsAWinner]

All the funny parts. The movie is still terrible. Having to go through the movie just to find the funny parts isn't worth it.

[akathekjb]

Fucking brilliant! Better treatment than this piece of crap film deserves.

[taj7575]

LMAO! That scene where Nic Cage punches that girl in his bear suit is priceless!

Great ending too! This actually makes me want to watch the movie!

[KaptainKokonut]

Could so easily pass as a comedy.

[RaikenXion]

Nicholas Cage has the best "Hair Receeding" in Hollywood today, I'd say he's knocked Bruce Willis off the top spot. And this is genius!! You know what, burn every copy in the shops of this disgusting remake and sell this video instead.

[hnoss13]

1:47

LOL!!! That makes me howl everytime!

[MartinSchleyer]

we know Hi-jacking we also know carjacking but bikejacking was new to me

[Avzzor]

"You Bitches!"

[starwart2000]

You forgot to mention how killing him won't brink back their goddamn honey.

[Crux42689]

Watching this makes me actually want to watch the movie for some more laughs...

[alexarkin]

This is so funny, it almost makes me glad I saw the movie...

big emphasis on the almost!

[AspergerUprising]

STEP. AWAY. FROM. THE. BIKE!

[fridaythe13thpartx]

Damn youse all!!!

[Iker122]

"I think you all should know that I'm here on business !"

[MmeLEnfer]

Haha, brilliant!

[joetheanglo]

You cant deny that Nick earned his paycheck for this movie

[TheScapAttack]

Hilarious. I laughed. I cried. I lost ten pounds.

[shanebieda]

that movie sucked!

[windu9]

Plesk XD

[tetradrules]

of course...another plant!!

[DeepSpaceStoner]

Infinitely more entertaining than the actual film.

[funluvingirl55]

ha ha ha

[DragnSly]

haha disco inferno! ^_^

[mythiah]

The music makes this hahaha

[MaverickXIII]

Nicolas Cage= Johnny Cage

[pltza]

step away from the bike! LOL

[OcelotDAD]

Hilarious.

[RunWithWaste]

What a dick

[ProfessorCrow]

Howditgetburned YOU BITCHES!

[JackSouthernComfort]

bitches!! hahah. what a shit film!

[akumin12]

lol funny video!

but this fucking movie sucked balls!

if you like shit movies like this.

Watch DARKNESS

yet another fucking stupid movie lol.

[HeatherGenia]

comments are equally as funny as trailer!

[iambrettiskatealot]

hahaha nicely done

[stonedflame]

Lol'ing all over the place.

[thehasslessydney]

and unlike the actual trailer, this makes me want to watch the film

[jiminycricket555]

i agreed with you about the theme lol. Awesome job with this man, 5 stars.

[Thek213]

The ending (2:26 to the end of the video) really does make it seem more like a comedy film.

[tjman543]

i still don't know how it got burned...:(

[Phill1794]

why does everybody avoid the bit where he gts his legs broken?

[lk0micho]

this video makes this movie look ridiculously stupid LOL

[bertski909]

the movie is ridiculously stupid though..

[SeanStrife]

Bears punching people = Pure Win

[Lazartaxon]

How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!

[cultclassicthumbsup]

LOL at Nick Cage pointing a gun to steal a bike and then speeding out of there 1:12