Ode to Toki Wartooth

[MoChen55]

Toki is a cute character.

Sometimes he is horrible because mad.

[itsadventuretimeish]

I love Toki :3 <3

[rustymcormick]

@MadnessJeff its not pee its mace,he's wearing a pelvic mace belt so it looks like pee.

[rustymcormick]

Its no peee its mace

[omiejay]

basthrohmnse

[rustymcormick]

I love toki..he is so cute!

[rustymcormick]

Why did toki take a piss on the turkey?

[rustymcormick]

I love toki and pickels!

[rustymcormick]

What's thes episode whers he's peed on the turkey?

[LolRageGuy]

candy: tastes like chicken if chicken were a candy

[Etomia]

it hurts my face, oh I really hate it XD

[guitarismickthompson]

im a guy and i want to fuck him

[lightbulbcathage]

oh i love him!

[KayLDay]

Silly Toki, That's a nose bleeed.

[loony956]

Toki should run for president. With Skwisgaar for Vice. Oh my god.

[xXThePhilosopherXx]

Im so glad that Toki and Skwisgaar learned english 2nd, they speak so wrong but funny, perfect example 0:14

[MrFaceeatingcancer]

we should all try to talk like toki

[MadnessJeff]

6 people got in trouble for pissing on the turkey

[themousemaster]

Is it just me or does Toki have tourettes

[TsarofWumpica]

You gots to go outsides and goes to the basthrohmnse.

[MademoiselleAnna]

He's the best.<3

[SaBiNeGh0sT]

6 people didn't liked Toki's cockpiece

[carlyluvszeepugs]

uuaegehe i jusst wanna snuggle wit himmm <3333333333

[PARIAH805]

"You means nosebleeds not blowjob, idiot". Classic! :'D

[MrPurpleeater]

He has to go to teh b-a-s-t-e-h-r-o-h-m-n-s-e

[pubicservice]

Toki has the slamminest codpieces.

[Snake8418]

"Not evens on DVeeD?"

[PriestTJB]

d'awwwwww :3

[GhostDragon10]

He gots to go outside and go to the basthrohmnse

[skiman1120]

haha not even on d-VEE-d

[T16Akatsuki]

hes got to goes to the basthrohmnse

[HammersmashedTaco]

Toki <3

[merril78]

I still love the episode where it shows that toki had a rockso doll that was his best friend and would always protect him. Toki is the shit!

[216rock4ever]

toki is the cutest metal guitarist in the world

[AtemnoYugi1232]

NEKKID LADIES OH WOWEE

[lolhannah00]

Basthrohmnse

[christianmendieta1]

Toki is awesome

[robotrowan]

CARBKOKYKRAKES

[NoatallicA]

TOKI IS THE SHIT

[SerendipityDays]

1:23 It hurts my face...boy I really hates it.

LOL Toki is too cute. :3

[tokman20]

i've seen this video so many times now XD hahahahhaa

[HeadshotsAintEZ]

1:11 I have that as a jailbreak, just msg me for how to get it. P.S. Do NOT Listen to your friends who stupidly used a old ass website to get jailbroken, cuz they dont know the true meaning of jailbreaking. So msg me for jailbreaking instructions.

[A7XDom]

He's gots to go outside and go's to the b-a-s-t-h-r-o-h-m-n-s-e. xD

[omsnaga]

lols! Hes is so muchs funs :D

I feels sorrys that already haves seens all of the episodes..

(I may speeks likes this since i am swedishs)

[InsaneKazu]

basthrohmnse

[BurningKitten26]

WOW WEE

[mrmilesdragon]

I don't want to know what goes on through Toki's mind..

[thorgod8]

TOKI FTW \m/

[songsterrmaster]

Toki: I have a cogpeice too.

Muderface: that's a dildo, a strap on dildo.

Toki's: I'll screw you all off

[kornhead6555]

im a guy and i think he's cutest cause he is the most childish

[CheeseWiz171]

@kornhead6555 you're gay

[23JohnTheOwner23]

@CheeseWiz171 whats wrong with that? you deserve a good slapping.

[imcracka1]

@23JohnTheOwner23

Because he's gay.

[Xsuprio]

No more piano lessons. You mean guitar? Whatever!

[DeathOphelia]

OMG I LOVE HIM HAHA

[DeathMetalThunder]

"It hurts my face. Boy I really hates it." ♥

[starlight277]

1 person doesn't have any underwater friends

[MetalMosher446]

LOLOLOL 0:30 - 0:40 probally the funniest 10 seconds in my whole life!!!!!

[superlabelgirl]

They cut him off. His solo album is going to be called "Toki... is the king!"

[Astarious13]

Go outside and gos to the b-a-s-t-h-r-o-h-m-n-s-e

[MetalKillHiphop]

WHO DISLIKED THIS!?!?!?

[TheSteelyMan]

Gots to cuts out dem carcobydrates

Yeah, no mores a dem carbaguygrates

[WithACynicalSmile]

I'm gonna do a solo-album, all Toki. And it's gonna be called - Toki.

[WithACynicalSmile]

Metal has never been that cute while being so metal at the same time <3

[BMNicolas]

He looks like Fenriz

[areckelh]

Easily the band member that i relate the most to... damn, why are all my childhood toys still in my room? Probably because they're still awesome.

[HaruWartooth]

yeah!!!! Toki is so cute, I love him ♥♥♥♥

[sarahaudrey03]

Are they even doing anymore Metalocalypse episodes? I hope it wasn't cancelled, it's so funny!

[GonKurachan]

@sarahaudrey03 They're working on a fourth season right now ~

[MadHatterz7]

"wowie" :DD

[Kagex23x]

Dethklok rulez :D

[pLaquMusic]

Aw, screw you all off!

[spazboy26]

Toki is awesome how can u be that adorable and then play at a concert and headbang like he does

[BlakNo1]

Umm that's a dildo, a strap-on dildo...

[xxstormxangelxx]

i fuckin love Toki!!! xD

[2fast4theWin]

Can you make an Ode to Skwisgaar, Pickles & Nathan too please? :3

[strangledbyakitten57]

im a guy, and even I think toki's adorable lol

[cracyniggaz420]

It hurts my face i reallys hates it

[scrkiller34]

Naked ladies oh Wowwei! :D TOKI FOR PRESIDENT!

[vegetariansrthebest]

awwwww Tokis so damn adorable i juss wanna hug him! :D ^ - ^

[sarahaudrey03]

Toki Wartooth oh woweee!

[NefariousBanana]

He's gots to go outside and goes to the B-A-S-T-H-R-O-H-M-N-S-E

[atticusboyx]

nots even on deeveede !?

[Battleaxx007]

Toki, can I borrows your codpiece for a while?? Thanks.

[BMNicolas]

he looks like fenriz of darkthrone

[Vykkdraygo713]

AH SCREW YOU ALL OFF

[j0em0mma94]

I gots a real cools codpiece too! :D

[trigun16]

Lol i gotta talk like that for a week lol

[AngryMuffin822]

Notice this video has 0 dislikes. Because Toki is the fucking shit!

[rakanichu321]

@AngryMuffin822 lol 1 dislike



[iShawn95]

@AngryMuffin822 It got three dislikes because your comment became a top comment.

[tbwf0620]

@AngryMuffin822 it has 3 dislikes :( toki should rage on them lol "tokis rages not oftens buts whens hes gets mad hes fucksing crazy" lol

[tbwf0620]

@AngryMuffin822 it has four now but thts probably just dildos

[BuenaVergaVonGranPil]

best character ever!! toki is the shit!

[bleakAntiquity]

NOT EVEN ON DVD?!

[MileyDOMOKUNpugs]

This is a really good ode/tribute! Best Ive seen yet! nice job :D

[KnightofPhantasm]

Wowee, Toki's my favourite char xDDDD

[FEARxAIRSOFTxTEAM]

Of course nobody could dislike this video. It's fucking Toki Wartooth.

[AriaAsacura]

WOWEEE

[vickyt4tori]

pffff. u means nose bleeds. not blow jobs. lol

[xDejahx]

They should make insulin-flavored candy X)

[Battleaxx007]

Toki would maek teh best boyfriend oot of all of them!

[lolshows101]

@Battleaxx007 I freaking love that episode where he says he doesn't care what his girlfriend is like and everything. He's freaking sweet *-*

[insightliviu]

Toki is my favorite :))

[amberrose326]

why is toki the one who is always tortured

[Guitarbro221]

I cants do this this anymore.. I..I cant's take anymore piano lessons!

You mean guitar?

Whatsever!

that probably one of the greatest lines ever muttered

[amberrose326]

WOWWEEE!!!!!

i loves toki so much........

i just want to cuddle with him

[GetYourAlbatros]

my favourite Toki moment is when they are drinking coffee mugs (the ones that look like their skulls) and Murderface, Nathan, Pickles and Skwisgaar are using their own cups with their faces... and Toki is drinking out of a Skwisgaar mug.

[AriaAsacura]

WOWWEEEE

[Toki11000]

ifs toki was a drugs i woulds be hooks

[cupcakexrider]

i love tokiii <333

[GuitarCovers2112]

*pick squeal* SMASH!

0:51 XD lmfao

[SatansVlog]

FUUUUCK YEAAAAA

[TroyAndBob]

"Carboguygrits"

"b-a-s-t-h-r-o-h-m-n-s-e"

[JFMello1116]

You gots to go outside and goes to the B-A-S-T-H-R-O-H-M-N-S-E!

[ralfisloved]

Lol de-vee-dee :D haha

[bmcgowan89]

lol @ 1:39

[elojello10]

Toki! ♥

[duhhitskimmy]

not even on de-vee-dee?

lmfao

[LouTheMetalhead]

Its metal to like clown

[limbs32]

Toki wins

[xNikkaX3]

Stupid, dumb, dildo, jack off, jerk, tits, ass!

[Granticus12345]

Underwater friends!!!!!

[TheFrigginAwesome]

jerk tits ass! ftw

[RomeroFanboy]

AT 0:30 did he just say "Not even Tom Savini?" -Toki

[helmofwill]

basthrohmnse

[MRTACOLOVER13]

WOW WEE XD thanks dude and yep the ARE TOU A DENTIST?? ...no. THEN SHUT UP! is THEE greatest line Evar!!

[david123davutoglu]

Wheres the line where he talks about loosing teeth? That (in my opinion) is the best Toki Line ever. well maybe tied with WOW WIE

[david123davutoglu]

@0n3Bl00dyM3ss Skwisklok I hope I spelt that right :S

[AKFeenar]

Amazing

[coyotederosaviolete]

wow wee!

[T2theH]

They cut off his BEST LINE: "Candy... tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy."

[MissRinRin111]

Are yous a dentists? (my fav Toki Quote) :D My fav character is Toki, 2nd Nathan!

[N00Bie92]

I'M A GUITARIST TOO! :(

[A4moondoggy]

after my beard gets longer i'm gonna shave it into a toki-stache

[6mastera9]

I have gots a mans crush ons tokis, no homos!

[kingknowles2112]

you gots to go out to thes basthrohmnsd

[tokman20]

favourite character would be either him or murderface..... hmm i think toki is better :D one quote that isn't in the video "Classic Hollywood! Now you go hangs yourself" XD hahahahahaha

[gorillazgal]

It hurts my face. Boy I really hates it.

[MissRinRin111]

@gorillazgal I like that part too! :D

[WebbGnome0]

My avatar for all my messageboards is a pic of Toki saying "Wowee"

[thatgirlkelly1]

"I wants to play the scales and the notes and everyting likes you but you don'ts lets me!"

He's like the bands little brother. I love him!

[wartoothstache]

The Best Quotes From This!!!

They should make Insulin flavored candy... whateva'. "Gots to cuts downs on thems cargobydrates." "Yeah, no mores of thems carcobygrets."

"Uh... that's a dildo, a strap on dildo." "Ah, screw you all off!"

"When you see a dead body, don't freak out." "... WOWEE!..."

*guitar sound, then guitar drops*

"I can'ts takes no more piano lessons!" "You mean guitar?" "Whateva'!"

UNDERWATER FRIENDS SONG!!!

[luxy2down]

Wowee! :D

It's metal to like clowns xD

[LastOneStandingStill]

you means nose bleed. not blow job. Idiot

[joeywomer]

I like how Toki gets Pianos and Guitars Mixed up.

[kkkkkimberlyyyyy]

All the girls who watch Metalocalypse like Toki the most. Because he's so cute, like a wittle baby, and us chicks dig that. I love Toki.

[NoobTubery]

@kkkkkimberlyyyyy plus, he's totally fit, I love scenes where they're all shirtless and he's ripped, as usual! ;P

[SeduSeduis]

XD 0:53 !!

[LegendofMorgan]

"Takes that you stupid turkey, right in you face! :D"

[LupinaLycan]

Wowee, its ams the Toki :3

[ericosoave]

toki and skwisgaar are the best metalocalypse characters lololololololol

[midnightalastor]

DAMN! TOki is my FAVE hands down! first only to Murderface, whose funny face is all i need to see to cheer up my day!

This video would have been BRUTAL if it had 'Ode to Joy' playing in the background.... just saying...

[BlackVolchitsa]

Gots to cuts out those carcobydrates. Yeah, no more of those carbuhcygrets.

I laugh so hard at that part :P

[frylok69]

Toki is my favorite Metalocilypse character.He's my number 2 over all character next to Butters from South Park.

[kuliimjulischreiben]

Ah, SCREW YOU ALL OFF!! lol

[rippedhottie2]

who knows where i can hear toki say WOW WIE

[blacklegionairsoft1]

@rippedhottie2

0:45.

[FlatOutFucked]

"ah screw you all off" xD

I love Toki. <3

[ilovetokiwartooth]

toki!!!xDDD

[VampiresArentSparkly]

"Stupids dumb dildo jackoffs"  Bahaha! xD

[aczeppelindc2908]

candy, candy tastes like chicken if chicken was candy

[weirdalyankosin]

His codpiece IS the coolest!

[bloorocks1]

Wowiee! XD God i love Toki!

[ElizabethBundy]

i would buy the toki album (called toki).

[TehMattz]

Wowee!

[haha10lolha]

what episode was 0:50?

[xnotlistiningx]

@haha10lolha Where Toki gets that balloon that looks like him??Its from the episode Cleanzo, with dr. rockso!! lol :D

[haha10lolha]

@xnotlistiningx ok thanks.XD

[GoleoBeenban]

@haha10lolha it's the sixth episode from the 2nd season :)

[xnotlistiningx]

TAKES THAT YOU STUPID TURKEY, RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!

[tokithedethdealer]

toki:I cants does this anymore master I cants takes no more piano lessons!

masters:you mean guitar?

toki: whatever!

 best part