Pedophiles harassed by pedophilophiles

[XxjurijurixX]

I looove small kids<3 the candy trick always work ;)

[AnRTPgA]

EVERYONE:

THIS IS NOT GERMAN

IT'S DUTCH

I know because i speak german.

[MissLucyBoomer]

hilarious XD

[GentlyGentleman]

Its dutch people holland not german

[mjong93]

That awkward moment when the top 2 comments are contradicting.

[NDRAKEnotthesinger]

German Onion?

[SpinDizzyMR]

@NDRAKEnotthesinger

I was thinking that too.

[AnRTPgA]

@NDRAKEnotthesinger

Dutch.

[NDRAKEnotthesinger]

@AnRTPgA Sorry

[TheWarriorPotato]

As a pedophilophilophile, I find that guy hiding in the bushes irresistable :'D ♥

[astrel23]

For some reason I get the Christian Mingle ad. Fitting.

[aaronstately]

I didnt think Germans where capable of parody's.

[86Leinad]

@aaronstately They aren't! This was made by Dutch folks, i.e. from the Netherlands.

[aaronstately]

@86Leinad Well that explains it.

[noobskater15]

ITS A PARODY. LIKE IN NOT SERIOUS.

[marsling12]

@noobskater15 yes, the top rated comments already said that. You´re unnecessary.

[alfredbesterp12]

Too funny!



[decers321]

why would you be proud of being a pedophile

[EdwardACS]

He's a decent pedophile, who's annoyed with pedophilophiles. Hm. Monophagous chain!

[lordofthenoobs]

wtf

[PriorySoulTemple]

funniness.



[Belgiangreek]

geniaal!

[EndOpressionSession]

GUYS, this is a GAG! NOt real.

[jamesedwardtheobald]

haha, this is META META! classic!

[471T0m]

That solves that problem. Now i wonder what happens when 2 pedophiles meet over the internet...

[moah909]

@471T0m has happened, people died

[loesjuhb]

AHAAH there are actually people who believe this AHAHA seriously that's not normal.

[cascadeorca]

heh, this is very "onion"esk

[popazz1]

It's not exactly "Brass Eye",is it?!

[dilrock666]

im guessing that means a large number of catholics are getting back for raping poor timmy who they threw down a well =]

[anniebieberduh]

@4boySonic WTF?!?

[4boySonic]

This is so true. I'm a pedophile, and I have this problem all the time.

[dilrock666]

@4boySonic beautiful trolling mate

[Mantiiez94]

@dilrock666 LOL dude. I bet he really is a pedophile.

[amillionminutes]

Damn Russians

[patrikster]

@amillionminutes The Netherlands...Not Russia ;)

[amillionminutes]

@patrikster I know, and the Netherlands is where Russians live.

[loesjuhb]

@amillionminutes Are you trolling or do you actually believe Russians live in the Netherlands? Because they obviously don't. D:

[amillionminutes]

@loesjuhb If they don't live in the Netherlands, then why are they called Russians?

[loesjuhb]

@amillionminutes Because Russians live in Russia. The Netherlands is the country of the Dutch. Russia and the Netherlands are two seperate country's that for the most part aren't even in the same continent. Russia is approximatily 2150 km to the east of the Netherlands. The Netherlands is a tiny western Europian country with one of the biggest economy's of the world. Russia is the biggest country in the world, and is for the most part in Asia.

[amillionminutes]

@loesjuhb So you're saying this was made by Russians?

[loesjuhb]

@amillionminutes No, I'm saying this was made by the Dutch. O_O How did you get that idea?

[amillionminutes]

@loesjuhb So do the Dutch speak Russian?

[loesjuhb]

@amillionminutes You're trolling right? Because the Dutch speak Dutch, this film is Dutch, it comes from the Netherlands and the language they speak is Dutch. It has nothing to do with Russia at all. D:

[amillionminutes]

@loesjuhb Then why were you saying earlier that this was made by Russians?

[loesjuhb]

@amillionminutes I never said that. Like, never.

[amillionminutes]

@loesjuhb But it's made by the Dutch, right? And the Dutch speak Russian.

[loesjuhb]

@amillionminutes Stop trolling please I've been trying to help and explain but you're only playing games. T>T I thought I was helping someone but it seems I've only spend time on someone that is trying to annoy me.

[amillionminutes]

@loesjuhb And I believe I have succeeded.

[loesjuhb]

@amillionminutes I haven't been annoyed, I'm just dissapointed in myself for not seeing you weren't serious. Anyway you were good at it. ^.^

[mitra32203]

lol!

[AnotherWhiskey]

This has to have been inspired by Brass Eye.

[hopala007]

Echt een goeie acteur op 0:53. Ik dacht het gewoon echt was.

[LongLiveLink3]

Satire at it's best ;D

[gaiko1982]

Grappig!

[sybrensmith84]

@ChristianEastern Why?

[ChristianEastern]

@sybrensmith84

I wrote that before I realized it was a joke; thought I had deleted it

[oN1GHTMAREo]

imagine 2 pedos met up

[zmoresperros2007]

Dutch humour is a bit heavy. First "Eric Hartman", now this...

[SatansLoveChild88]

@ 0:52 If you look closely you can see the pedophilophilophile.

[familyklok]

that was fukin hilarious

[mjwitking]

hahahahah!! CANDIES!

[megamanfan765]

@MsPinkflowers12 How do you not get this is a joke? Are you really that idiotic?

[Lathuvan]

'De Speld' is much like The Onion. Fake news with a lot of humour.

[Mekrokan]

Dear god...Please don't let this be real...Unless chicks are into this as well...

[Mekrokan]

@Whitestripesgt I KNOW RIGHT! That's the MAIN reason I hate my beloved United States.

[sean2kk8]

WTF was that?????!!!!

[krazzedk9]

poor pedos, being molested/stalked. irony

[vocalon151]

whaaaaat

[OpenTheTrollGate]

lol

[Kothlim]

Wait, how is the other guy a pedo? He's interested in a grown man. That doesnt make him pedo. That just makes him gay.

[Eckendenker]

@Kothlim

who says he is a pedo?

[Kothlim]

@Eckendenker ha. read the title wrong.

[Kothlim]

@Eckendenker ha. read the title wrong.

[JosFcGamesta]

@Kothlim yeah, hes just a phile to a pedophile. otherwise it'd be a pedophilopedophile, and thats just too much to write.

[Deverestteam]

in a way pedophilophiles are actually showing pedohpiles what they are doing to children. scarring them, hurting them. so like i said pedophilophiles are, in a way, helping

[mokaey]

i lold

[ZiggyXXI]

geniaal

[matt122784]

this was pretty fuckin funny

[faffaflunkie]

The civilized persons of this world should take up a collection to rename Holland "Douche Land".

[kingsize55]

@faffaflunkie I'm glad to see there's at least 1 American with a sense of humor!

[fc2kz2]

ok for clarification. this is a dutch online comedy show. like The Onion. everybody chill the fuck out. we got this.

i can know, i live there.

[kirbyphanphan]

Briljant

[MJWasAPaedoXXI]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[Sh0g]

If people actually believe this is real, either Holland must have the best actors in the world or these people are leaking IQ points by the minute and should be banned from the internet. xD

[lulu123456789012345]

this is fucked up! 

[SimplyCalumsWorld]

anyone else say wtf out loud?

[caviper1]

pedopedophilia

[SamsoniteMan4]

pedoception.

[bghomedawg]

"decent pedophile" ? wtf!?

[itastain]

@bghomedawg By technical definition a pedophile is someone who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. And that doesn't mean that he will actually do anything about it. I believe the media has taken the term and spun it to mean something it does not

[TheRegularExpression]

@itastain I think that could be very true. People subscribe so easily to media hysteria.

[itastain]

@TheRegularExpression yep unfortunantly some people are morons

[andrespereyda]

kinda' funny. i was randy when i was a kid

[TheDUDE101GOOD]

the title itself...its mindfuck!

[electroexecutoide]

@electraexecutiode You won't beat your paedophilia, as you've been one for too long, and you can't get a date. Haven't been able to since 1996, when AU ruined your life.

[electroexecutoide]

@electraexecutiode And if you try that again, I'll tear your puny arms off, and bash your head in with them.

[Lizlieisawesome]

LOL

[exmo7]

The fuck?

[TheJaceMaster]

@StarWarrior008 I happen to be attracted to people who are attracted to pedophiles!

[mjohanss1975]

@TheJaceMaster Youre a pedophilophilophile? haha

[faffaflunkie]

The Dutch have got to be the most idiotic people on the planet.

[elunna85]

@faffaflunkie You are not so smart are you.. oh wait, American..

[MrEarcheese]

@faffaflunkie Obviously you're an American. It's a joke, obviously. It's not real.

[itsyannick]

@faffaflunkie fuck off americunt

[TheJaceMaster]

This video made my day!!

[Platsick]

oh my god do people actually think this is real jlkxcfjlkdhgf XD

[gartnavel89]

These Dutchies are a daring lot!

[StarWarrior008]

but what about pedophilophilophiles watching the pedophilophiles ?

[StarWarrior008]

Is this for real??

[MarkQP]

@StarWarrior008

yes

[DanieleGiorgino]

That was honestly the funniest video I've watched in a while.

[salsa02]

this is not real?

[believeinb2011]

this has so much win on it it makes charlie sheen think hes failing.

[istaahify]

WTF?!!

[joemanses]

I'm more concerned about the pedophilophilophiles.

[yomejustacandy]

Rule 41: No matter what it is, it's someones fetish. No exception.

[Perchezable]

@mrkewl211 dude stop giving your number away...

[mrkewl211]

@Perchezable not my number u idiot

[joemanses]

@mrkewl211 way to miss the joke, buddy.

[mrkewl211]

@joemanses smh

[Ausaini17]

@mrkewl211 No, I'm not gonna do that.... You can do it though! Let us know how that does for ya, huh?

[mrkewl211]

@Ausaini17 already got what he deserved >:D

[jimmy56100]

LOL good work! Funny that people are taking this seriuosly.

[HidingInDarkness]

This is a joke right? Like some sort of messed up sick joke.

[krazzedk9]

this is fucked up LOL

[WhiteEmerald1991]

The topic of child sex abuse interests me. It is dark and creepy. But i have to say this for those who get the wrong idea about me, i am not a pedophile. Have you guys see the commercial of the Alarm Book Bag. I think that is a great idea. Just before, i thought that maybe schools should teach children to defend themselves. I think all children should have pepper sprays with them and i hope that the schools can teach them how and when to use it correctly.

[KarlNuevo16]

LOL am i the only one who thinks this video is actually funny? which is the purpose of it in the first place.

[TomDaBomb0698]

Whoah this is like inception for pedo philes O_O

[uM4dBr4h]

Trolling you kids hard I see. xD

[mrmootheirrev]

@UBERxL33T Because if they were castrated they would spend their time tracking down and murdering the people who did it? I would, and I'm not a pedo.

[shiftri]

Why the fuck are people DEFENDING pedophiles?

[mrmootheirrev]

@shiftri Well, nowadays 17 year olds who have sex with 15 year olds are called sex offenders or pedophiles so the system is just as fucked.

[HeyLookItsAmy]

@shiftri Yo, it's a troll. Calm down.

[StevenMuDShoT]

Yes this is a joke dipshits.. lol

[Sarahmint]

Is this a joke?

[RedStarr2121]

hahahaha! XD

[extondude]

lol x3

[kobidobidog]

There are many sexualities in this world of sex, and that is because that is what we are on, a world of sex .Human animals that fell willingly brought death to the entire universe, and are the only animal that compulsively wears clothing, and the only species calling nakedness indecent. Have God in you, and the innocence of Adam,and Eve will be restored with humans judging themselves,and save their soul at the same time with Yahweh finding rest in your soul. That is the way it should be.

[kobidobidog]

Humans are a contradiction of all contradictions. They will bow to humans giving adoration to commanders of an army Standing in pride with pins hanging from him like ornaments on a idolatrous Christmas tree commanding humans to fornicate against their body sinning against it in war sinning, and against others, but will cry foul at whatever sexuality one called Pedophilia. The name excites demons to feed on the flesh of humans with the things the devil revels in like swine in their own dung.

[sidbanes]

i shagged a girl who was built like a dwarf, i mean do you think dwarfism should be outlawed in case of confusion??

[lamarimpala]

@sidbanes no i would say that ok it the age not size

[BillyKnockout]

@lamarimpala Dude... i think he was joking...smh .

[sidbanes]

HAIR or AGE?

[sidbanes]

or gay... see Bill Hicks comedy

[sidbanes]

its all about your belief that someone has evil intentions.. it gives the working class an idea of power... if your a man who hasnt had sex with a 17 year old girl "By accident" then your not a stud or your rich.

[sidbanes]

also victorians invented childhood... before then they were just considered little people.... another thing... children develop indult adults at different ages.. i had a mate who had sex with a fifteen year old and he didnt care... she was 6ft!!!! and im not talking about me, his name was allan waddsworth and he's a pedo. Although i was 18 at the time and didnt have sex with her but i kissed a 15 year old... does that make me a pedo?????? politicians kiss babies????.....

[sidbanes]

i just dont believe in it!!! its like believing in the devil... i suppose if you were publically humiliated and called that for an innocident or accident, then would you rebel against society?????

then i've also got to say that the idea plagues peoples minds, the concept brings someone to say "end humanity now"... pedophile = jesus.

they are dying for other peoples sins, being tricked as they are being too innocent... believe in god.. not in the devil... there was no santa claus either??

[sidbanes]

they dont exist!!!... they are philosophers who just sit around thinking about things... where else would you sit? but in the park.... then theres a group of idiot who read the sun that harass him, then theres a group of psychologists... no one wants to have sex with children, people are attracted to innocence.

Its just a "do you remember when you lost your virginity" idea or a "i cant have children and i am desperate for children but im a man and its not socially acceptable" or its a "trick"

[PsychoBurgundy6]

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[Binglung]

being this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful gun in the world, and could blow your head clean off, there's only one question to ask... do you feel lucky? well do ya punk!?

[HORSECHOKER305]

@Binglung a .44 mag is not the most powerful gun in the world just sayin

[Binglung]

@HORSECHOKER305 we all know that. its more of the content in that quote from Callahan, its the way he said it while gritting his teeth.

[HORSECHOKER305]

@Binglung i was just sayin lol

[cymrutube3]

What is an ephebophile? Im American so this word hurts my brain

[mohawkgarry]

That poor guy, all he wants to do is play with the kids and now he can't because of that sick pervert!

I think next time I'm at the park I'll have to keep an eye out for them... Don't want my day ruined like his was :(

[Deckinickinic]

there is only one cure... stop being a dam pedo.

[capgurken]

I cant believe these pervs are harassing decent chaps, we should pass laws against em

[RunescapeFanMan11]

are they serious?

[Platsick]

Wat flauw 8D

[Logisticsish]

is this actually a joke??

[Acrinazboy]

whats fuckin wrong with you ass shits!! im a pedophile and proud of it you ass!!

[infinitesadness1092]

@Acrinazboy o_o why...

im a kid and i find that scary as hell

i dont understand O_o

[ADHDfox]

Thats hilarious, hahahahahaha

[Ausaini17]

Okay. That's kinda funny! A pedophilophile? But Seriously, I don't understand why pedophilia is a medical condition. You're sexually attracted to children, that doesn't mean you rape children; that is a child molester, and people confuse the two quite often. I think it's fair to say all child molesters are pedophiles but not all pedophiles are child molesters. ass long as no one is hurt I don't see the problem.

[supershawnodeseninja]

@Ausaini17 actually some child molesters aren't pedophiles.

something about power, rapists + easy victim....

I don't actually remember but I read it somewhere.

[KarlNuevo16]

@Ausaini17 ass long

[Ausaini17]

@KarlNuevo16 I just noticed i wrote that! lol

[deathreaper345]

@Ausaini17 thats fucked up... i think thats really fucked up... anyone who is attracted to children has the potential to harm them. heres an analogy... if i know a terrorist wants to kill me but he says hes not going too, ill be damned if i go ANYWHERE around him ever.. the truth is people like this cannot and should not exist in the world.. that is the only way that the wrong will ever be made right..