BIGGEST TORTOISES ON EARTH!

[heidifoooo]

i want one!!!!!!!

[tnachampion981]

GOD ! i want turtle soup now!!!! be right back

[Benke1997]

made my night xd (its 2:17am)

[marinelover52]

how did i get here

[pxlucero]

TORKOAL LVL 49

[CoolZekrom2000]

THESE ARE SOOOO CUTE!!

[mephysto89]

this is fake because they cant do ninja moves

[KONGtuffSu]

want a life long friend? get a tortoise. you'll die before he does

[Kokiger992]

THEY HAVE ONE BIGGER IN SLOVENIA. ITS NAME IS MIRJAM RONČEL.

[aslakrp]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles

[Nicole4074]

thumbs up if you think turtles are cute <3

[PMVuploader]

I expected to watch the ninja turtles...

[LetYourLiteShine17]

they look so beautiful and wise in a weird sort of way

[Guruievesmelvena]

SO CUTE



[zdillz]

i thought it said the biggest tourist on earth, i was expecting to see some giant chinese people. l

[rebbirob]

wow 100 years old. This turtle was alive when the titanic went down

[deoxydude]

seen better

[iTz7YaNOxX]

i love turtles

[iliketrains0pwned]

the title is a thats-what-she-said joke

[GUNDAMZGOK]

i love this creatures, one of fours mystic creatures

"dragon-unicorn-holy turtle-phoenix"

[IlLSwaLloWuu]

imagine that shit said a work

[latinkon3]

100 years of being a turtle...what a amazing life :P

[iluvguineapigz]

I like tortoises!

[ItsCreatee]

ill bring that bitch some leaves

bitches love leaves.

[TricksnMore]

fake !!! this is a cat

[tuntudpoissLOL]

@TricksnMore Your mom is fake!

[NeroScorn]

I like turttles!

[zdawgisonlydawg]

"hey what that fuck yall lookin at? im just tryna eat my god dam leaves. jesus christ!. leva eme alone, i took a Arrow up the ass, and now i cant even eat my leaves without yall teasing me. fuck yall. im dieing. dueces"

[speedfox22]

rammus?

[MrF1reF0x]

Lol, they eat their grass just like I eat too long spaghettis :O !

[techandscience333]

Slow and steady wins the race?

[Smallaustexploits]

How do you throw it away when it dies? 0.0

[mackey087]

@Smallaustexploits you don't, it throws you away

[MissLumiful]

Awe it's so cute 

[jailong1999]

0:50 0:55 (Kung Fu Panda) IM GONNA GET YA AND KILL YAH!!!! OH IM TOO OLD NOW F*** THIS

[kaneiezz09]

I know why turtles/tortioses are so slow, THEY CARRY A FUCKING HOUSE!!

[ubertuber146]

0:43 smile for the camera!

[shmkane]

I WANA RIDE IT!!!!

[TheJackout7]

iv been here before..

[saintsfan1234444]

at 1:02 pause and the turtle says: I SHALL STARE IN TO YOUR SOUL

[11killstreaking]

i would fuck that thing

[PanosGr44]

Its Bubbles From "Heroes Of Newerth"

[iHugHobos1]

Where's the I like Turtles kid these days?

[tarantulady]

Are they larger or smaller than the Galapagos tortoises?

[Lolzoman]

They look depressed.

[eddyb619p]

u guys and your fucking pokemon commennts shut up u makin me rofl lol

[konstadinoschr]

And they tell us that dinosaurs are extinct...liars!

[BattleFeildCo]

A wild Torkoal appeared

[pumpupdamuscle]

@Saconi12 no its not, looks like your wife

[DMWD15]

Next to prison island and i forgot to say that tortoise stood on my mums toe :S xD

[DMWD15]

i went there !!! that tortoise is huge i remember feeding it, it nearly took my finger off cus it took a huge bite, you go to an island dont you ? is it called tortoise island or stuff thing like that i loved it there wish i could go bk :/ love it great video btw :)

[jeovanny1996]

clean :DDDD my friend likes that

[CorneliusCorporation]

I must find this place and pet them. Tortoises rock.

[SMAJRET]

behold the evolved form of squirtle

[ExtremelyStoned]

youd need a master ball for that shit

[waffleman255258]

oh and 2 more things 1 why did u tease the 100 year old turtle with food and 2 i could never here the name of theese turtles till now. thx



[waffleman255258]

they have theese in ocala at silver s[rings i think.

[deadlyrandomness]

nope, chuck testa

[98RenEH]

lazy turtles :)

[leenox45]

OMG MASTER OG WAY!!!

[iheartmakkas]

cant think of anything worse then spending 100 years in that cornhole licking dump. poor snappy turtles

[afghanprinzz]

where are my pokeballs?! 

[marienshaunte]

and it only took it 100 years to get that big

[remixhhqc]

no comment about justin bieber in this vid yet .... wassup guys lol

[123lemmethink]

ive seen these before my mum was wisiting home in mauritius once and she rode on one bigger than this (no its not animal cruelty well i dunno )

[YGhostY9]

@123lemmethink LOL wtf?? "No it's not animal cruelty, well idk?"

If your gonna say it's not animal cruelty at least try to sound confident so someone can look it up and possibly make fun of you.. Now you just look stupid lol.

[DeadFrontierAssasin]

WILD BLASTOISE APPEARED

[Justin5637]

@DeadFrontierAssasin WILD TORKAL APPEARED!!!! *BOOM*

[ItzIsaaaac]

This is terrible, The people at this Zoo should be imprisoned. Removing the cannons on Blastoids ...I hate people in the world like that.

[EpixZzpenguinZz]

naaaaaw

[17arkrage]

lol that tortoise has seen some shit in his days.

[ak7cheech]

is this a cat in a hat?

[stiffygiffy]

at 0:29 its a level 100 Blastoise!

[prettyboy8975]

thats an old motherfucker motherfucker



[Captainchiggs]

It's the Slowski's great grandmother

[XxPartySageXxXx]

@8856455avi its the aldabra the giant tortoise dog !!! i gooogled it :)

[tjaytwostep]

oh im on the turtle part of youtube again..

[RyanKaufman]

Dinosaur.

[maagmotar]

do t these things live like to 250 or sumtin why is 100 such a big deal hes not even middle aged

[TomatoCheeseGarden]

I bet that thing's penis looks like ET's pointer finger.

[BrandonMurkz]

Someone explain how I got from paintballing > Nipple piercing > Animals?

o_O

[BlakeFowlerVideos]

its torkoal



[MonstaRfV]

Why am I watching this?

[Prince995]

OH MY GOD ITS WARTORTLE!

[Berceni01]

I would like to have at home to do ashtray

Smoke more

[ryan1pasca]

the ninja turtles would fuck that shit up

[Marzbarox]

mobile chair.....oooooo i want one! :P

[BloodySniped]

Rainbow Dash is quite pleased

[whydontyousmile1025]

it looks like a dinosaur! :)

[Omfgwhtavid]

@whydontyousmile1025 Where do you think he's descended from? :)

[TheDeathofanAngel]

Blastoise .

[Rednax2002]

Uhhh, Let's just say MINES BIGGER, and it's hidden in my pants. :D

[MrBrodsters]

Is this a cat in a hat.?

[Fillmore343]

@CoolEasyProductions gay

[w33jonnybhoy]

i like turtles

[PlatformRacingGuides]

Man... I'm ready to be blowed.. Lay it on me tort.

[Fillmore343]

@PlatformRacingGuides gay

[1920morris]

yo there heads look like big dicks

not bein a hater i actually have a Russian tortoise

[DimensionWarcraft]

omg its that turtle off of dragon ball

[Clawface1000]

I wanna ride on it!! :D

[Hubahubatime]

the head looks like an old man dick

[MynameisElliott]

150 dude, and still young!

[JAC3N5010]

FEED THEM POT LEAVES!!!

[Evilxcloud]

As the old Wiseman Said..

[IIDotDotCuurve]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OM... NOMNOMNOMNOM...AHHHHHHHHH.....­...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH... AHHHHHHHHHHHNOM...NOMNOMNOM.. :DD

[daedricboy1999]

I LIKE TURTALS!



[Jordkent1]

Hacker.

[NuDeyNation]

There Adorrrraaabbble! :3 soz i thought that was needed :L

[niceiceboy]

and what ist so spezial ? the german Jopie Heesters is 108 yr old ! ;)

[Queentallicamaiden]

i would love to be a turtle. i dont know why..

[pollyfog]

throw a pokeball!



[xViolentHillx]

@pollyfog :DDDDD i just wanted to write "omg, its a pokemon o.o" until i saw ur cmt and fell of my chair of laughing xDDDD

[TheSquishysquidTV]

Its cute :3

[okokookkkokooko]

0:15 fvck off u idiot stop bullying him!

[adrielvichi]

Blastoise!!!!!

[scarfaceman100]

can i ride it to school now



[cocoroyamm]

A wild tortera has appeared...

[Ty43219CPV]

I think theyre adoreable

[mauriceshow]

Turtle

"fuck the grass, gimme yo finger bitch!"

[hempster1228]

I WANNA RIDE IT!!!!

[2k11ShuffleR]

Holey Sh*t A Dinosaur:LL..

[arrivingbiking8]

i saw a bigger one befor

[LowFatPat]

I wonder if his shell is bullet proof..

[skaterobban]

theyre like dinosaurs

[schicktmo]

mad dog anyway

[2313Magz]

he was prob born to help us win the civil war

[love2sing13531]

Awwwwhh <3 So cutee

[sk8erjimmy13]

I need more Poke Balls!!!

[FuntasticStudios]

I think an elephant is hiding in there :)

[zeffyismylove]

Turtle riding mount IS REAL?!

[gtbmx14]

at 0:59 he stops and is like oh god i need to shit

[SelenaGomezFan7252]

Whoah if one is 100 years old he must have been around since the wars and the titanic sank.

[8856455avi]

What type of dog is thiS?

[la28typeofgirl]

@8856455avi the kind that eats ur mom

[littlesophibuggie]

turtles are my fveorite animal

[samy300c]

there going pretty cheap at walmart these days

[Portoslug]

Koopa!

[Tahardakify]

I don't LOVE turtles.... I fuck turtles.

[rickjuniorable]

tortoises are so cute, peaceful and calm... but if i saw a huge one like those I'd be afraid of it, for sure...

[moviezfreakzreviewz]

It says tortoises not dinosaurs.

[jeditto]

I WANT ONE!

[Kissmyass845]

You should see the hump in the pet store.

[prettyunicorn214]

soo cute

[charlottetocao123]

i seen one that was wild and two times bigger

[LandeLineClear]

Why the hell arn't they riding them ?

[HapplyFace]

@LandeLineClear because they move slower than i do when I am sleeping...

[LandeLineClear]

@HapplyFace So, it'd be beast to ride a turtle. WIth a little saddle :D

[HapplyFace]

@LandeLineClear lol

[BlairA1995]

I like Monkeys..

[WolfySnackrib666]

@Flipjenner I like you

[Geraa24]

I hate how both top comments are exactly the same.

[MRchilliFace]

@Geraa24 THEY ARE NOT EXACTLY THE SAME ONLY ONE HAS LIKE AND THE OTHER HAS LOVE

[sicklyabilities]

its bound to get big if you feed it that much shit

[waffenarss]

E.T!



[guitarsmasher321]

TORTUS:HA TRY CARRYING THIS FATASS

HAWK:WHISTLES

(DRAGON POPS OUT OF KNOW WHERE)

TORTUS:O FUCK

[CKSpoiler]

i saw those in south dakota :D

[DiverseGamingHD]

cute

[AmyXRuby]

WOOOOOOOOOOW THAT'S REALLY ... small.

Yes, ofc, i'm just kidding.

[abigailsnowfeathers]

uh i've seen a bigger tortiouse thts...80 years old dummys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lalalando122]

0:15 .. amm amm amm amm amm ATLAST REACHED IT -.-"

[Shyunei]

NOW USE HYDROPUMP!

[CraigTylorA7X]

lol. That turtle was more old than my grandma and my grandfather.

[Azylint]

HOLY....

[limput2]

the guy that disliked this REALLY missed the like button. it was me :)) sorry

[C3MenRR]

@limput2 click the like button then

[Tritoxz]

I like Ninja turtles. xD

[saeidk121]

search "turtle" or "HUGE TURTLE ABAASPOUR DAM , KHOUZESTAN IRAN," for see the biggest one !

[saeidk121]

search "turtle" or لاکپشت جرثقیل for see the biggest one !

[saeidk121]

is this biggest ?!?!! then what is this ~>

damn government of Iran ... they kill it .... :((

[ducttapedominator]

i want to get one!

[Vikiloulou1991uk]

i just found my  transport to town.

[ryangunn234]

prison island lol

[ossmbc]

best thing about tortoise is that whenever or how big/small they are , CUTEST THING EVER !!

[EmmyMaeHebdon]

AAAWWWWWW!!!!!! I want one!!!!!!!!!! 

[jokerjaker1]

I like turtles