@LemondropSoldier My life sucks, but I would hate to be DC. He performs in comedy clubs where the audience is a bunch of morons, (general populace), and he works in a Hollywood "entertainment industry' where "executives" wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the ass. His brilliance in so many TV performances has been wasted on Americans who turned away from it, preferring to watch Survivor and American Idol. It must really fck with his clever mind. I'd rather be the nobody that I am, than him.
Chicken pot....Chicken pot...Chicken pot pieeeeeeeee
Dys1970 5 months ago 2
I saw this when i was a kid and i still say my pants are tight to this day.
DUBSAC 11 months ago
hahah the end is hilarious
TheBlitz1 11 months ago
Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!
MrChase404 1 year ago
does anyone know where I can find a clip of the episode where they get Nina to pop out of the Jack in the Box???
dragon4a1976 1 year ago
@dragon4a1976
(found the entire season on Isohunt, but ur looking for Season 2, Epipsode 1 - The Experiment)
isohunt.com/torrent_details/93859705/just+shoot+me?tab=summary
braveheartbob 7 months ago
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I wake up, realising that my life will always be shit because I'm not David Cross.
LemondropSoldier 1 year ago
I wake up, realising that my life will always be shit because I'm not David Cross.
LemondropSoldier 1 year ago 2
@LemondropSoldier My life sucks, but I would hate to be DC. He performs in comedy clubs where the audience is a bunch of morons, (general populace), and he works in a Hollywood "entertainment industry' where "executives" wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the ass. His brilliance in so many TV performances has been wasted on Americans who turned away from it, preferring to watch Survivor and American Idol. It must really fck with his clever mind. I'd rather be the nobody that I am, than him.
MrDorkusMaximus 10 months ago
She plays a hooker in Pretty Woman and she plays a slutty sister in Sex,Lies and Videotape- VERY sexy.
Archer2251 1 year ago
possibly the best scene of this whole series! : D
Jack0123456 1 year ago
She's so attractive, nnngh.
ArknineYT 1 year ago
@ArknineYT
she is
know any good movies iwth her looking hot in?
Shipoopi007 1 year ago
HAHA DAVID CROSS IS FUCKING GODLY
Rvshem 1 year ago
this is the funniest episode EVER !("my pants are tight")
gittahfiend 1 year ago 3
Chicken Pot Chicken Pot Chicken Pot Pie!!!!
HesperInnocence 1 year ago
"my pants are tight" - david cross is hilarious!
24drummonkey 1 year ago 2
I totally forgot about Slow Donnie! Sweet!
ppitstop38 1 year ago
Elliot sounds liek me defending my bulldog
outlawwolf621 1 year ago
AHHHHHHHH
MsLols101 1 year ago
I did not realize that its been 10 years that I have used this quote. I saw it once and that was it. Such a performance and a memorable thing!
My Pant Are Tight! - and i totally forgot about the pie! Oh the 90's! How I miss thee.
textureweb 1 year ago 4
My pants are tight, OMG. Too funny
tapupartforpres 2 years ago 2
For a few episodes, Cross made this not bad show a little better.
irishkevin44 2 years ago 7
My dog smiles with his tail!
margo79 2 years ago 2
so fucking funny xD
ape991100 2 years ago 2
my pants are tigjht :( lol !
brandont22 2 years ago 7
"Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiiiiie."
RiChChIcK100 2 years ago 8
Donnie want to take a nap.... all over you!
axgrata 2 years ago 22
"My pants are tight."
socalcraigster 2 years ago 52
Best line in the show ever!!!!!!
BleedTheFreak1992 2 years ago 8
@socalcraigster best line ever!
dominoize 2 weeks ago