Picnicface: Lawyers

[thesourceofx]

lolwut?

[TheFoadolfat]

wat



[Mrblancnoir]

1:23-1:30 My feelings on the Shafia "honour" murderers.

[SuperEroticJesus]

2, 4, even 6 times but never three. NEVER THREEEEEEEE!!!

[KOKCUBANKINGS]

O.O lol you mad bro?

[SandvichDAT]

Larry why'd you fuck my wife?

[MentisInDeum]

I have never seen so many Dane Cooks at once

[KOKCUBANKINGS]

I used to be a lawyer until I took an arrow to the knee

[MrDreadnought62]

@KOKCUBANKINGS FAGGGGGGOT!

[darthspeaks]

Lawyers are the prostitutes of the rich ...

... and the pimps of the poor.

[JeremySolo]

This is actually a real phone number in Halifax...anyone know who it belongs too?

[LolBoxStudios]

I was able to follow this.

Is there something wrong with me?

[barrents]

Chicken? Oh wow im tired.....

[WingedDrant]

Poor pro wrestlers, always doing crap at jobs cuz their red-face screaming skills don't transfer well to anything...

[DeathByStiel]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­................

[AllCanadiaReject]

It's impossible to marry a fictional character Evany. I know. I've tried.

[smalltownnova]

Weird!!!I like it a lot.Only in Halifax.Surreal.Talking sandwiches and obnoxious lawyers what could be better?!!Hali Rules!!

[autumntree2011]

Some people want young white females to mix with non-white males.

I made a one-minute video highlighting a very tiny sample of race-mixing advertisements.

I love white people, and I am opposed to race-mixing. But I do not hate non-whites.

If you click on my name “autumntree2011” highlighted in blue below this comment, you can watch my video.

(I'm not a fan of Hitler or KKK.)

[EmpressJudge13]

@autumntree2011 Silly HeyRuka-clone, tricks are for kids!

[jfbeland690]

FUCK AWAY!!

[flamegod45]

Imagine have Shuck Johnson as a father.

[Midnightsnack456]

thumbs up if you called the number.

[malaysianbdsmfreak]

@Midnightsnack456 huh? why would anyone do that?

[undisputed4life]

You can't have sex 4 times without having sex 3 times...

XD

[n0username0n]

Larry the sledge Rosen:

poor?

Ill sue poverty.

Give you the money

Then take the money as my fee

And put you back on the streets!!!

[ZackFair78]

lol wtf rofl XD

[SamuraiJim87]

Shuck Jonson! I'm outta the ordinary! DO YOU LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY? I CAN GET YOU MONEY FOR THAT!

[StopAndReadThis]

Does this guy know that a coup began in 2008 with Sarah Palin?

[AgasAepad]

Do you look like Gary Busey? I can get you money for that!

[niccologhirotto]

lary you're the man

[Milkaholic45]

Never three...

[ERRTHANG111]

Did anyone else catch the 6 times part? he put up 5 fingers ahahahah....

[NoWinNoFeeLawyers]

Thats so not how a lawyer should behave!!

[livelifelifted92]

where is 2:09?

[DistinctlyRandom]

press 4 for my opinion on this video

[InDarkDominion]

He held up five fingers for "six times." He blew my mind.

[heihachi991]

Press 1 for dicktit. Press 6 for fuck on the moon.

[TheAkatsuki357]

we need a 10 minute movie of Shuck shouting CHIT-CHAT

[Kalipathekid]

press 5 to chit chat

[mikebaney]

1:00

[NemoTVChampion]

212 people didn't make chit chat

[iliketha]

@jackanthem90 think about what you're saying lol

[otamrof13]

Fuck us!!! grrrRRRRRR!!!! LOL

[owyagaan]

mind fucked

[iliketha]

this was poorly acted

[SaintKiggles]

212 people fucked Larry's wife three times.

[AnnihalationonaStick]

they had alot of fun with green sceens in this one. xD

[uberhaxor69]

PUT EM IN THE CHAIR PUT A SPONGE ON HIS HEAD STRIP EM DOWN HES GETTING ELECTROCUTED XD

[slashsdevil]

I love how when he said 6 times, he held up 5 fingers.

[ninja12b1]

NEVER THREE.

[deathbywolf14]

hold 3...see a scary ghost!

[djslavyslav]

210 people lost a court case to larry

[qwertyer111]

@Johnwalkingtwice He was right actually. Impotence means you can't get an erection. You're thinking of infertility. Make sure you're right before trying to correct someone.

[jpheitman]

I've got nothing better to do. Guess I'll post in the comments section and make

CHIT CHAT...

CHIT CHAT...

CHIT CHAT...

[AviatorZero]

Ooh, look at everybody quoting directly from the video, as if everyone on YouTube was deaf.

[325science]

0:24 How'd he f*** Larry's wife, isn't he impotent???

[Johnwalkingtwice]

@325science For having science in your name, your not very good at it. If your impotent, you cant impregnate. You can still fuck though, though you'll learn that when you get out of junior high.

[J03Y13]

@325science He fucked her, but was incapable of getting her pregnant...?

[TheChin2010]

@325science impotent doesn't necessarily mean that can't have sex...just can't conceive...

[325science]

@TheChin2010 By definition, impotent means: "Unable to achieve a sexual erection." So maybe you can have sex, but it will be really frickin hard!

[TheChin2010]

@325science obviously my definition of impotence was wrong...I always thought it had more to do with the sperm than the erection...thank you for enlightening me!

[sKarmA115]

@325science oh puns lol

[sandchild88]

@325science More like it won't be really frickin hard

[Uaxis]

@325science I think that's why Larry lets him fuck his wife.

[jpdaigle77]

tahnkssssss larrrrry

[Becquerel0]

Why has this comment so many thumbs up?

[cogwheel756]

never threeeeeee.......

[mrmax3100]

*puts up two fingers*

Two!

*puts up four fingers*

Four!

*puts up five fingers*

Even six times!

[RicoSuave803]

Chit ChaChit ChaChit Chat

[basicalyimsam]

I'm a bag of sandwiches aaaaooooooooowwwwwww

[handbananatonightyou]

I loved the video but voted it down to fuck with all the 207 people

[pardingo]

I am trying to thumbs up any comment on her that isn't a 207 people reference.

[sulianjy91]

207 people... ah hell this is lame

[sulianjy91]

207 people were injured by the ad they just saw

[sulianjy91]

207 people hate sandwiches

[sulianjy91]

207 people are sexually harassed

[sulianjy91]

207 people are chicken



[UndeadSoldier32]

207 people shook on it

[d2k82]

Never Threeeee!

[6663000]

"Fuck Us !"

[graeme582]

205 People are bags of sandwiches.

[tominator999]

PUT HIM IN THE CHAAIRR!!!!

PUT A WET SPONGE ON HIS HEAD, STRAP HIM DOWN HE'S GETTING ELECTROCUTED!!!!!!

[finalcloud21]

That secretary was pretty freaking hot haha jk >:D

[BohepansTheThird]

I think 204 people must have fucked her three times... NEVER THREE. O_O

[undisputed4life]

I'll hire him just to screw his wife.

[KagayakuTsukikage]

CHIT-CHAT XD

[HarlanPhoenix]

TWO.

FOUR.

EVEN SIX TIMES.

But never 3.

[cameronsmart1]

Larry why did you fuck my wife?

[sk8boarder125]

NEVER 3

[zenofskittles]

FUCK AWAY!

....rrrrrr!

[crazychri1]

greg looks like akiva from awsome town

[Zyrithus]

I think it's Shock** Johnson not Shuck

[ajracingnitto]

@Zyrithus

No, it's Shuck. If you look at the suggestions videos there's one called Larry Rosen bonus footage, it show's his name.

[Kranzil]

CHIT CHAT

CHIT CHAT

[heimsaths]

Pretty funny

NYC Slater Law Firm: Personal Injury | Medical Malpractice Attorneys

350 5th Avenue #7413

New York NY 10118

United States

[Broncoluva]

1:10  = Shuck's wife

[RazorStormInc]

There was a one piece version of this with Don Quixote, what he hell happened to it?

[Bemargotuber]

CANADA SUCKS!!!!....just sayin

[LordHypnos93]

Shuck Johnson is the greatest human ever

[Calum4291]

it's about time i was able to make some money from looking like Gary Busey

[lobsterhands123]

STRAP HIM DOWN HE'S GETTIN' ELECROCUTED!

[lobsterhands123]

Did that reference to chicken make you hungry?

I'm a bag of sandwiches...

Ah-ooooooo.

[IamMuff]

i like the way shuck says larry at 1:31

[KingKathryn]

Larry your the man!

[pimpinmuffins]

"never threeeeee" LOLwtf?

[fromaginator1]

My favourite Bill Woods video

[InShatteredMolds]

crazy hipster adults

[Bogadodo12]

SCHUCK JOHNSON! I'M OUT OF THE ORDINARY! DO YOU LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY?! I CAN GET YOU MONEY FOR THAT! I'LL SIT IN THE JURY BOX AND MAKE CHIT CHAT- CHIT CHAT- CHIT CHAT!

[fruitnfiber]

@langtongirl SUE i know a great lawyer

[langtongirl]

bag of sandwiches. oh god, so hungry now...

[mojothenogo]

ima bag of sandwitches OOOOOOOOOOooo

[Thepocalypse]

Fuck us!

[TortoiseDream]

CHIT CHAT

[rainman1344]

NEVER THREE

[bender50011]

@rainman1344 And yet, he said Chit-chat three times.

[NeonOrangePanda]

I think that Larry was raped by a man at the age of five-year-old. Three times.

...that is why fucking three times is off limits.

[cjmackie100]

wtf is with that commercial....buttershoes? who the f*ck cares what shoes she was wearing? that girl was fine.

[tsrox20]

Do you look like Gary Busey? I can get you money for that!! lmfao...brilliant

[Nickilaus21]

cheechee tits!

[savage5394]

Im a bag of sandwiches.... Aoouuuuuuuuu

bahahahaha xD

[sk8rokklive29]

CHIT CHAT

[Chimichanga12594]

Why is the highest rated comment a quote from the video??

[UTubeMinority]

@Chimichanga12594 Because the video, unlike you, is funny. :')

[Chimichanga12594]

@UTubeMinority don't you think that's a little uncreative to be highest rated?

[FUZIONxR3GR3T]

Best parts- 2, 4 ,even 6 (Even though he is showing 5) times, but never 3. Never 3.....

I wont stand a chance against me! Bullshit! Nobody beats Larry!

Ill sit in the jury box and make chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat!(Shuck Johnson FTW) Im a bag of sandwiches. oooooooooooh.

[thenoobfactor]

.... wtf?

[mb1329]

I'M GONNA SIT IN THE JURY BOX AND MAKE CHIT-CHAT!

Shuck Johnson is the man!

[MelaniePortrip]

Just came here to say that Shuck Johnson reminds me of Jessi Slaughter's dad, the "you dun goofed" guy.

[NameciRelyan]

Shuck Johnson FTW

[svenhoek12321]

how can anyone not like this video??

[keyblade126]

Did that last reference to chicken make you hungry?

I'm a bag of sandwiches.

Ohhhhhhhhh~

[CONNOREXPLOSION]

Thanx larryyyy!! 

[oversoul53]

"I will sue me on behalf of you and win"

XD

[jewishpak]

@oversoul53 bullshit! nobody beats larry!

[omegagrega]

I can't stop laughing!!!

[Minisazzerella]

Mark in this <3

[Joelpd666]

CHIT CHAT

[M1BIGIEMAC]

Larry YOUR THE MAN !

[luigiluigix2]

I liked the Phoenix Wrong version :D

[CommanderKairu]

I'm suprised Shuck Johnson's head didn't explode. O_o

[Counse]

Shuck Johnson drank too much Powerthirst.

[technicallyabsurd]

@Counse There is no such thing as too much Powerthirst.

[DoctorKrinkleDMD]

chit chat! Chit Chat! CHIT CHAT!

[Intoxiqated]

*Licks air sexually*

"Were you just sexually harassed by me in this ad? I will sue me on behalf of you and win, I wont stand a chance against me"

"BULLSHIT! Nobody beats Larry!"

[EleventyBillion861]

I ill sue me on behaf of you and win. I wont stand a chance against me. BULLSHIT nobody beats Larry

[bbhaver]

I don't get it.

[Balian49]

Do you look like Gary Busey? I can get you money for that!

[Catcherintherye11111]

all i can say about the sandwhiches is WTF? lol

[HolmesyMcgee]

Never 3....

[MrPurmple]

PUT HIM IN THE CHAIR!

PUT A SPONGE ON HIS HEAD!

STRAP HIM DOWN AND ELECTROCUTE HIM!

[22ndSupaman]

R.I.P. "HUH!"

[HarlanPhoenix]

CHIT CHAT

CHIT CHAT

CHIT CHAT

[jonnyabbotti]

0:52 hahaha

[TheC0ll0sus]

I'll SIT IN THE JURY BOX AND MAKE CHIT CHAT! CHIT CHAT! CHIT CHAT!

[streeTkiDwannaBe]

Is picnicface partnered with collegehumor or something cause I know picnicface is based in Canada and CH is based in America. Both are great groups.

[BigRed453]

@streeTkiDwannaBe yea i believe they are partners

[Tinymoezzy]

forget the secretary's i want  Shuck Johnson

[almostkungfumaster]

never three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[NotQuiteAKing]

PUT IM IN THE CHAIR!

[leon00778]

FUUUUCK MEEEEEE! Best vid EVAR!

[tmdtheghost]

All of his vids cause seizures

[sonicmandx12]

I want a t-shirt that has shuck johnson on it. And under him. It says. "Chit-Chat"

[Explosiveelm]

Im a bag of sandwiches. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo...

[InsertYourBeliefHere]

"TWO.. FOUR.. SIX TIMES!! ...BUT NEVER THREE!" "..never threeee.."

[KratEREZ]

Wow, my friend just made me watch this. lolz

[number1canuck]

Larry Rosen=My idol, someone should start a larry rosen fan club

[LolaLotion3]

Fuck away, Never threeeeeee

[TheBob0949]

@Lmustbeavenged GRRRRRRRRGRGGGGGRRRRRHHHH

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

aooooooooo

[NotQuiteAKing]

Never 3...

I'll pos