Quiznos Subs

[JUICYJUICE099]

Dead rats???????? What were they thinking????

[lt4maro]

Rumor has it these people were smoking "paco" durin. To these sad souls this was a masterpiece.

[nico2004ed]

....... uhhhhhh i woke up with my pants off and taped to my chair

[sadicruz]

What the f*ck were they thinking? This commercial is two bong hits away from being the worst ad campaign in history.

[StarFleetCommand3]

This is why my family and I swore to never eat at Quiznos.

[lt4maro]

Fucking amazing...

[kotokid31]

Thhhiss iss mmy FFFUUCKIINN JAAAAAMM!

[kgaafilm]

Wtf!!

[AgentAragorn]

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!

[STRIKERCRAYANS]

i remember this

[100skeegy]

just as funny as the slowskys commercial this actually made me want quiznos because the people who made were crazy awsome people

[drivem42]

Rayman called he wants his Raving Rabbits back

[congoninja]

everyone was talking about this commercial like 6+ years ago, haaha.

[TheZgirl3]

this hasnt gotten any less funnier since the first time i watched. xDDD it never gets old.

[TheAtomicBlog]

If this is a real commercial, I'll be shitting bricks.

[waburns2517]

@TheAtomicBlog Oh it's real, I've seen it on TV a few times a while back

[stevilgates]

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR !!!!!!

[pokemonranger21]

rathergood yay!!

[syxodude91]

and this is why i eat at subway.

[Dakkaeo]

I am just so damn happy that they actually decide to air this shit on national television

[killallianceftw]

hahaha

Me and my sister use to always sing this together when we were 12 xD

[dbmets9788]

rats > cats

[EpicElectric]

Better than the cat one.

[firekirby164]

Omg, one morning in 5th grade, I saw this on T.V. and it was the horrifying thing i have ever seen, even worse than king ramsey...

[yummy0cookies]

my little sister used to be scared or this commercial and she would have nightmares ad she would run away screaming haha love this commercial

[BlueWolf775]

Omfg when I was little I used to get scared if this commercial

[HeroesRox5]

gotta love that pirate hat.

[LostLove126]

My sis used to see this ad and start crying >.>

It scared her to death... o.o

[Psycho0898]

lol ha ha i love this lol ha ha ha

[allegradawn]

I love this HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!! My FAV LOVR IT see it They Got a Pepper BAR love it hahahaha 

[selurnis]

Dang it. I can't find the one where they sing "They are so good we'd eat them raw but eating raw subs is barbaric. We are not the Huns." Anyone have that one?

[ProdigyofPoland]

yeah, its on youtube. I've seen it within the last 3 weeks at most.

[pirinja03]

omg i remember this XDDD

[LilArtTV]

Did they fire the Spongemonkeys? Haha. I remember this commercial. I was kinda freaked out at first, but I got accustomed to them eventually.

[SLVR]

what a ghastly commercial

[RetroSimplicity]

They aren't rats, they are SPONGEMONKEYS.

They were first on a clip on rather good called "We like the moon". Then Quiznos mailed the creator and they got on a commerical. Look it up.

[SwaggerPwnz]

HES RIGHT THEYRE SPONGEMONKEYS

[RetroSimplicity]

You mean she. (:

[TheLizzard0]

SPONGMONKEYS.

Not SPONGE.

[ChaoBreeder051491]

These little guys are what you find in your sandwiches at Quiznos! :)

[SwordofAnduril]

I love this commercial. It still cracks me up. One of the best commercials ever made.

[stumptohendrix]

rofl they have rats that work there and sing?

[samuraimoose]

this comercal KILLED quiznos we have the worst ads i in the world alnost asamed to say i work there but i get payed above min wage

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[Jennayyy41]

i swear, this scared the crap outta me. when i first saw it when it first came out, i screamed and started crying. its so scary

[DecemberGuy]

They got a pepper bar!!!!

[Shantilicious19]

LMAO FUNNY MONKEYS WITH HATS ON.

[przrbl182]

damn that was so long ago!

[hofferman132]

SUBWAYY EAT FRESH!!!

[DiverforPort]

I thought they were hamsters as they do not have a tail.

[clovrmay]

Best commercial ever:)

[hobowright]

they're spongmonkeys.

[mynameisyibble]

When these came out, I was in like fifth grade...and they really scared me. I couldn't sleep. Seriously.

[Jennayyy41]

omg me too

[Biff947]

I don't want a quizno sub anymore

[kristina0310]

wow

[dmacwbc]

lmfao.... im bouta cry

[goblingirl13]

Oh my god. I remember this from like... 8th grade... Brings back memories of me and my friends singing it at lunch.

[Bikerbw]

Unbelievable - rats on acid...

[IndestructibleVirus]

i've never had these subs before...but these rats scare me.....lol

[deedoodahdye]

Nice description :)

[southkoreangangsta]

fav sandwich shop...fav commercial

[electr331]

i love quiznos

[xmatty76x]

this is and was the most hilarious commercial i have ever seen and i hate commercials.but ones like these are worth the time of tolerating.ROFLMFAO! i puked my pants the first time i seen this.

[jtbell04]

You find this funny?

God help us all.

[princefifa]

quiznos owns way better than subway

[electr331]

totally quiznos rocks wat is your favorite sub mines the chicken carbonara

[princefifa]

lol um turkey swiss

[electr331]

nice lol

[Clanitz]

The sponge monkey on the right looks like he's humping the guitar.

[blinkmexxx]

hahah, I totally noticed that also.

[PurpuhlRowboht]

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR

[rickyphoenix]

Outside of the Burger King's "King" they are some of the creepiest bastards I've ever seen.

[ItsKaytlin]

THEY GOT A PEPPPARRR BARR!!!!

[northstar875]

best commercial ever

[rphinks]

Im pretty sure the man resposible for this ad was later convicted of trying to pick up minors on the internet for sex. But that aside this is a great commercial.

[S14DGENER8]

when I saw this commericla I was in love

[HarmonyLynn78]

The fact that people are STILL commenting on this commerical is proof of its genius. The ad people who came up with this were crazy like a fox!

[cysthead30]

I always thought this commercial was one of the greatest in all history.

[gregarious24]

@HarmonyLynn78

@HarmonyLynn78

People remember this commercial because it was psychologically traumatizing; not because it was ingenious or 'crazy like a fox'. In essence, this commercial had surprise butt sex with all of its viewers.

[LudwigWilliams]

@HarmonyLynn78 lol, your comment reminds me of Warriors. And I have to agree! Pure genius!

[VehementiNacon]

@HarmonyLynn78 Yeah but it also made some of us not want to eat there... Cause if the subs are good to those mutant things..... then yeah >_>

[VehementiNacon]

Were these commercials made by this guy long ago? o.0 /user/rathergoodstuff

Saw some of his vids and it reminded me of this odd commercial.

[cfmelville]

@VehementiNacon Yes, this is Rathergood's commercial, based on "We love the moon".

[CheyenneeeGoldenx]

THEY GOT A PEPPER BARRR =D

ASDFJKL; Ugly fucking rats.

[Fluffangelwings725]

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!!

Thats my favorite part. ='D

[CloudStrife194]

err... u ruined quiznos i hope u burn in hell u mother fucker

[damnitcassieowns]

well you saw it

did it make you remember quiznos?

didnt they do there job

[CubsBears08]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? LMAO!

[Clanitz]

They call them "sponge monkeys" I'm not sure what the hell a sponge monkey is either

[xblakxSTATICx]

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL!

i love the part...

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!!

its freaking funny as hell!

[MotleyBlackBelt]

Dude, when I saw this commercial, I all of a sudden went to quizno's and got a footlong

[idontknow81377]

when i first saw that it scared the hell out of me

[metal78]

when i first saw this commercial i was so freaked out

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

I always LMAO when it goes They got a pepper BARRRRRRRRRR

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

This shit was funny,but I don't know how people weren't grossed out by these crushed rat looking things LOL

[STICKRAZUL]

LEVITATING SPONGE MONKEYS FTW

[codyann]

they got a pepper bar!!! good stuff!!!

[hamsterman1022]

this commercial is disgusting

[HybridToast]

(favorited and 5 stars) awsum comercial - its a blast frum the past! :D

[cmoney25801]

Quiznos = large singing and guitar playing rodents!

[BankheadBoyCool]

i used 2 love this ad

[elizabetoorose]

They should have kept this on air for all time! I used to do a priceless imitation....

[JakeFabo]

only commercial i never got tired of, i always think of it when i go by quiznos too.

[angrynadya]

WTF is a pepper bar?

[arcturus76]

you've heard of candy bars right?

[greentea3s]

LMAO @ Arcturus76!!! XD

[peepantsfunny]

i bet the person who made that got fired.

[Dalzanor]

LMAO maybe

[b1234abcd]

Whenever I go by a Quizno's, I hum this song. Fk'in love it!

[nickjonaswife]

LOL! i love this commercial!

[CedarPointLovr5]

We love the subs AND this commercial!! Bring back the spongemonkeys!

[hookem24]

PEPPER BAR !!!!

[Yoshi4000]

0_o

[StarWarsGataradeRain]

The Quiznos Rats In my opinion were a stupid marketing ad especially for a good restraunt like quiznos. Yes they are spongemonkeys and they come from rathergood,com

A british website

[ZepHindle424]

lol

[mars900981]

there sponge monkeys stupid

[wolfmoon2682]

lol the 1st time i heard this i laughed my ass off!

[hahacheesecake]

yea i remember this song a long time ago! i love it. my mom and i laffed all day even tho we like hated quiznos

[arcturus76]

This song really turns me on!!! I want to eat quiznos now...

[andrwjoh77]

i'm laffing too. laffing at the way you spelled LAUGHED. lol j/k.

[xsiveone]

The Quizno's rats are the reason why I quit going to Quizno's

[chinkilla666]

LMAO

[cmichael442]

because of this commercial i decided that subway is the place to be, were they do not affiliate with disgusting rat looking things.

[Butterflysrhappy]

lol

[bigrcracerkid256]

what exactly are those things? its funny as hell, but i wanna know what those things are

[cbcBallerina]

Well, they could either be mice, hamsters or gerbils but who knows? Who cares? They're outrageous!!!

[bigrcracerkid256]

im thinkin sponge monkeys is what they are

[beccamaec]

you know i remember when this came out i would go around school singing this song and all my friends would get tired of it and we dont have a quiznos here so that summer i went on vacation and i saw one and sung it all the way home lol i love this commercial

becca

[gabriella94]

i like memorized this song thing when i was like 5

[TopRawMen]

Fantastic.. Why did they take this away?

[crazydave217]

this commercial was the reason i started going to quiznos

[MrRadaikon]

mission accomplished!

[cbcBallerina]

Me too!

[ZepHindle424]

as well as me

[nativestorm]

they got a pepper bar :-P

[rksexy2finger]

OMG nobody has the ''when you got a coupon any coupon works'' one? That one ruled. And just for the record this vid has been posted many time already.

[AlexandriaM]

Remember the one that ended with "Look out for paper cuts" or something?

[tpiper]

we like the moooonnn

[pontius]

thanks. That rocks!

[geoguroo7]

i love the subs

[dragonblood123]

FUNNY