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  • i love to watch this, when im high :)

  • Just goes to show that the "classics" aren't really the best.

  • he ain't got kung fu, he's got dumb fu. that's the worst fakery of martial arts ever!

  • piece of shit

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  • Is this the man who inspired Bull Horn in Black Dynamite?

  • @larssonk22 he inspired most of the stuff about that movie in generallllllllllllllllllllll

  • Thumbs up if you remember this from your youth

  • This made me proud to be black and I'm whiter than snow

  • @UkeFoxx SAY IT LOUD, BROTHA!!!!!!

  • Is that Carl Sagan at 0:20?

    He's certainly seeing billions and billions of stars now.

  • Seanbaby

  • I DEMAND a video game of this.

  • Don't touch me; there's a live grenade between my legs.

  • Whats going o... what is thi... I don't understand... I can't even begin to....

    THIS IS CINEMATIC EVIL.

  • Cracked sent me here!

  • he was whoopin some ass lol

  • "Don't touch me there's a live grenade between my legs"... Yeah I've heard that excuse before.

  • LMAO at 1:33. Why he jump up to escape only to jump right back down and keep fighting?!?

  • @Tilon83 For the lols.

  • @xldjvista For 7 minutes and 51 seconds I wished I WAS black, (no disrespect), this is some good shit!!

  • 5:47 sounded like a dude bitin into a kit kat bar lolol

  • Dolimite is pro

  • letz go get that muthafuckin caveletie

  • are these speed ups in the movie itself?

  • You should have stayed down the first time!!!!! LOL!!!!

  • What's up with the funky editing? Lol

  • fa sheezy

  • this is the coldest,deadliest form of martial arts. I'm surprised the government allowed Rudy Ray Moore to get away with such an extreme display of martial supremacy. Who told that fool, bout Egyptian Ghetto-style kung fu???

  • *oh look an active grenade*

    *casual toss*

    *BOOM*

  • I went to a video store one time and had seen the NEW department titled "70's Black Exploitation." Would this count?

  • @MIssStrutter yes yes

  • BEATZ for WEEKS... THIS is CLASSIC!

  • i grabbed the star traveling at a million miles a minute and slowed it down to the state speed limit YEEERR im the human tornado. man what a classic. had to watch this after seeing Black Dynamite.

  • CHALKTOW!! HUMA HOOLAAAA!!! Fuck yea Dolemite!

  • I don't care what people say Rudy Ray Moore movies are the shit I have the Dolemite box set. That's how much I like his movies when I'm older and I have a kid I want to pass these movies on to him. Because it is classic over the top films they will never make again !

  • 5 stars for retro fight scenes

  • He's mockin' them!

  • Three things I said as I watched this again:

    1. At 1:02, it sounds like Dolemite says "Obama".

    2. I wonder how many cans of spray paint it took to paint on that one dude's beard at 3:12.

    3. Looks as though Dolemite got some of his moves from Wonder Woman.

  • @OctoberWytche 1. Rudy Ray Moore was prophetic!!!

  • Now THIS is fun to watch! Why don't they make more movies like this?! What with all the bad movies they INTENTIONALY make nowadays, stuff like this wouldn't be such an abstract idea!

  • I love this shit..... Mad memories of Vietnam back in the days...

  • Is that Dolemite's bare ass hanging out in 6:42?

  • I have to ask....you didn't speed the fight scenes up did you? The people who made the film actually had the cajones to speed the fighting up, didn't they?

    LMFAO, btw

  • @feraldragon81

    -Hell yeah, they sped the fight scenes up. And dubbed random gibberish in place of dialogue. That's what makes The Human Tornado one of the greatest movies of all time!!!!

  • ha ha ha ah ah aha hahahahahahahaahaahahahah.omg i havent seen this since i was a kid..go rudy go!!!!

  • 2:13 OWW!!! OWW!!! LMFAO

  • The greatist fight scene ever!!!!!!!

    RIP Rudy Ray.

  • Am I watching a movie or a side scrolling video game? Fight scene Plays more like the predecessor to Double Dragon. Maybe Rudy Ray moore inspired not just rap but fighting video games too!

  • At 1:02 did he say "Obama"?

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  • 0:30 - 0:36 WTF ROFLMAO

  • Alright if Java was a man then who is he in real life. what's this person real name and is he still around today.

  • @MrNothingbutsoul THAT IS A TRANNY. You can't see all them masculine bone structures???

  • You tryin' to tell me that the person strapped down beneath the spikes is a man?!?!?! I think the character in the movie was a man, right? Not in real life. My sense of reality will be brought into question if this is true!

  • Yep, that's the one and only Sir Lady Java - one of the star attractions of Redd Foxx's nightclub in the 1960s. She's still around today, but retired from performing. She has some great stories from back then - she should write a book!

  • i like how he just chucks the grap in the corner legend

  • Everybody knows Karate?

  • WING CHUN

  • HOLY SHIT! Now i see where Human Tornado gets his name from. This movie is laughable

  • Fuck them niggas up, Dolemite!

  • RIGHT THE FUCK ON!

  • Dammit! Why can't I find the scene where he fights the ventriloquist karate/kung fu (whatever!!!) expert! That scene was cornerstone of this movie!

  • Yeah.  Before I saw this clip, I saw your comment and thought, "I bet that's a Dolemite quote." It sure sounds like something he'd claim.

  • jack tripper is trippin'!!! 3:32

  • Well it's no wonder. He must have been huffing all that shoepolish he spread all over his face.

  • son of tornado!

    so Fast GUY

  • Sorry to break it to you but Java is a man. A female impersonator.

  • Very serious.

  • Yeah, that kinda shit makes you wonder......Plus, it's scary....

  • Are you tellin me I have been fooled ALL this time?!?

  • @sideshowcarny i KNEW that was a MfF_uckin MAN!!!!

  • OH SHIT!! U SERIOUS!!!...DAAAAM. feel like i just saw an episode of maury povich...which one is the man..which one is the girl

  • @sideshowcarny Whaaaaat???????

  • @sideshowcarny I THOUGHT SO!!!

  • i like that outfit he got on--and that guy who jumps off the balcony favor Jermone in Martin and his karate is priceless Bruce Lee want stand a chance

  • The Human Tornadahhhhh!!!

  • lol '79 bruh I was a baby

  • For 7 minutes and 51 seconds I hated being black.

  • Why?? Rudy Ray Moore was cool. Goofy as hell but cool.

  • "For 7 minutes and 51 seconds I hated being black." NEVER SAY THAT IGNANT SHIT AGAIN.

  • @xldjvista Dolemite is a cult hero, fool.

  • @LiquidSolidRaiden As they say in French Fuck vous!

  • @xldjvista Thank you, great response, really.

  • @xldjvista At first I wondered why. Then I watched it and it gave me chills. I think he watched the drunken master just before he did this.

  • @xldjvista lol

  • @xldjvista If you don't think Dolemite is cool you're not really black.

  • @xldjvista ??

  • @xldjvista

    I hate that you're black too-- but for longer that 7min&51secs.... ignorantass

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  • RIP RUDY U THE MAN!

  • A buddy of mine met him in person when he came to Canada. Got pics with him and everything. He was the man

    R.I.P Rudy Ray Moore

  • R.I.P. Rudy Ray Moore ? He is still alive.

  • Rudy Ray Moore died on Sunday, October 19, 2008 due to complications from diabetes. He was 81.

  • I just read it, I looked it up, damn that sucks. He will be missed, thanks for the update.

  • The gold standard, hands down.

  • this movie is a classic..heheh..boy i remember the first time i saw this with my boys....i couldnt stop lauging and crying!!! when he threw homeboy off the stairs."u should have stayed down the first time!!" man that is soo funny.. r.i.p rudy ray moore...i will always love u man!!

  • The same here , I love this scene , Dolemite owned everybody ass in this here , this is one of my favorite scene EVER , ALL HAIL RUDY RAY MOORE : the legend , the rapper, the pimp , & f*** up muthaf***ers .

  • "You shoulda stayed down there the FIRST time!" LOL

    RIP, Rudy Ray!

  • Shit. i just found out that he died. man thats sad. may he rest in piece. he was one funny dude.

  • i wish my boy watts(mt.vernon)was here,we used to trip off this good shit...USMC 90'

  • Dolemite vs jet lee??? i'm puttn' my money on Do'lo!!!!!

  • lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool its so funny

  • Watch, as he defeats 'Jive Turkeys' with the most advanced 'Martial Arts' known to man! Human Tornado!!!!

  • Haha, I love this movie, mainly because there are scenes that mean absolutely nothing to the plot just thrown in there (the guy taking a piss in the sink of the ladies' room, no need for it to be there, just random) Hahah

  • The best scene ever is the toybox scene!!!!

  • I agree! The toy box scene along with other scenes are cut from most releases of this movie.

  • It's great how the opening scene is filmed in the middle of the day at the rest is at night.

  • This fight scene is sooooooooooooo funky; classic for ever...we luv dolemite

  • totally f-ucking embarassed!!!!

  • I like how he threw the grenade at 6:37 with no fear at all.. like it was a simple rock or something..

    roflmao

  • It probably was a rock. The explosion was really wimpy, too.

  • That is hilarious around 2:50 when he kicks the guy, then takes a second to straighten his hat!

    This movie rules. I can't get enough of it. Especially that villain with the magic marker beard and the stereotypical redneck sheriff. This is some fine cinema.

  • I'm not sure if you've seen the uncut version, which is hard to find. There are whole segments that were cut out of the DVD release. The uncut Human Tornado is the best movie ever made.

  • I have a friend that has this on DVD, but I have no idea what version it is. About once a month when we're drinking, someone suggests we watch a movie, and this is what goes in. I don't think I have ever even looked at the case for it. Perhaps you could rip it and send me an email where to find it?

  • "You shoulda stayed yo ass down there the first time!"

    Dolomite is the sh*t!

  • Even though I know that a lot of his clips where greatly exaggerated, Rudy Ray Moore (aka Dolemite) is still the best!

  • isn't this film was in the old dirty bastard - got your money video clip?

  • That clip came from the first Dolemite movie.

  • His movies were so bad they're good!! I love it!

  • I know, I try to turn away but just can't. To funny.

  • That shit looks more like Some Fake-ass VooDoo rather than Kung-Fu...But that shit got me crackin up!!! What about this doods 30ft Vertical?..That Shit is Priceless

  • Indeed. That was The Shit.

  • You should've stayed down the first time!!!! that is classic material. i havent seen this since high school (i'm 35 now...) thanx peace

  • I hate it when he moves his head side to side at 0:33 whenever he dances or fights. It got worse in Petey Wheatstraw and Disco Godfather.

  • the girl almost ended up crushed but she takes it pretty good at 06:06...

    The whole matrix trilogy is based on the moves of that black dude for sure!

  • LOL! Dolemite is one bad Muthafucka! Thanks for posting!

  • god damn he's fast.

  • u can c where dragonfly jones got his moves. martin lawrence always paid respect.

  • wtf

  • Singlehandedly the best and worst video on youtube.LOL!!

  • martial arts acid trip with bell bottoms... Badass.

  • dolemite was definetly the first black superhero

  • brrrrrrrrrrruppppppppppppppppp­ppppppppppp

  • :33 laughing my ass off!!!

  • he got the dope ryhmes

  • Lmao, wow. You should know your movie is sped up too much when the sound effects can't even keep up.

  • Rat soup eatin' mutha- FUCKAS can't handle the BAD-BAD DOleMITE!!!

  • "you should have stayed down there the 1st time"

    ROFLMAOOOO!!, this is to funny!

  • wtf?? it's like he's fighting at "Benny hill" speed,...this is soo bad that it's good!!!

  • Best fight scene to date!!!

  • The best part is how he nonchalantly lobs the live grenade out of the way.

  • He straight fucked that guy's world up with a full nelson hahaha

  • nicely done. a true poet.

  • they're moving like king kong & godzilla!! LOL!

  • Ha Ha Lee had his signature shrieks and Moore had his boolalalalalalalala yell. I'll go with the Moore.

  • Damn i lost 5 pounds for laughing so hard

  • almost fell off my chair laughing when he hit the guy with the white bucket

  • nigga is ballllllin

  • LOL!!

  • I dig it!

  • what in the fuck is this shit. im glad i live in 2007 cuz god damn . what the fuck did i just watch?

  • I remember watching Rudy Ray Moore films as a kid. This one is my favorite!

  • lol! That is incredible.

  • I am shocked this didn't pick up an Oscar in '77... Shocked, I tell you! LOL.

  • Rudy Ray Moore in the greatest action scene ever!

  • Its RUDY RAY MOORE AKA DOLEMITE

    The Baddest muthafucka in the WORLD!!!

  • HEY ISNT THAT J.J.WALKER LOL DYNAMITE

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