How to be a Man!

[themorbidhunger]

Hunnh!

[lukosius1221]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17 LOL

[Fastballx55]

Real Men Don't Wear Earings.

[fitzy336]

your not even a man! Just a stupid fucking grease ball with disgusting nose piercings!

[14shadowreaper]

im scared....

[tjkguns]

im not trying to be a jack off but men dont perice both ears

[idc1993]

Lol fckn Americans.. This is why the world laughs at you

[elguydesoledad]

0:54 This is what a man eats. Men eat like d!cks haha

[ducducduc2]

america sucks balls

[44redman1]

- eat steak

- dont shower

- drink beer

- punch your women

- swear

[Outbreak95]

You're disgusting

[TheCumCookies]

XD The amount of times I have been to that house, I have NEVER seen Zach act like that before.

[Medes14]

like if you wasted 3:37 mins of your life LOL!

[irishsoldier747]

holy bong hits batman this mans a genius

[thekingnoah]

MAN TIME!

[Thegreyraccoon]

Oh dear, Domestic violence? Poor womans

[1simo93521]

HUHGH!!!! he forgot too mention drinking beer HUHGH!

[RobloxGamesReviewer]

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[codyandrewwagner91]

i want 4 minutes of my life back thank you

[bashcoolman]

this is so funny. Huh!

[jtelljohann1]

I think this is fucking hilarious (F, 32)

[pullinpete]

i didn't know men had lip piercings

[todshelton]

I AM SO OFFENDED BY THIS VIDEO! SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE MEN.

[vampiarougette]

@todshelton You're an idiot. This video is obviously a parody.Lighten up.

[todshelton]

@vampiarougette I know. I was making fun of everyone who is getting offended by this. You're an idiot. Stop trying to be smart.

[Darthdoobie]

this is a true man

[sgtpartybear]

I dont beat my wife.... She falls down the stairs.

[joeboykool]

Every HUUU shows he is trying to barf his retarded brain, or what should be a brain. Problem with barfing: Too retarded to barf.

Explains all that's needed

[joeboykool]

This is how to be a man...on crack.

[brendanlays]

its a joke =/ lol all these comments being 100% serious...

[smitty73197]

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[DonMartinoz]

Why did you eat the cookie? I thought real men only ate steak. :(

[dannyfigarodevito]

Hahahhaaahhahaaa.  Love this.

[theclarebear246]

lmao now thats how u should treat your womens lol

[Ziggyairsoft]

"huughhhh" funniests video ever

[babydollcupcakes]

wow it takes a lot to make me laugh but I lol'd almost every barf noise people THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SARCASTIC and it's funny as haill

[thecowboykiller1]

It's depressing how many people took this video as if you were sincere. 

[Chidori1942]

lol my sister knows him he lives in ohio

[findshayneintheabyss]

I guess 42 people don't want to be a man.

[markrg3]

The people that say "This is why America is failing".... Do none of you have a sense of humor?

[Shadowbangg]

This is a "How to be a very rude and foolish person" you seem more like an ape with a video camera.

[jesusluvsme12345]

@Shadowbangg So true!

[Shadowbangg]

@jesusluvsme12345 thanks.

[wolfmanjeb]

@Shadowbangg Obviously someone's not been gettin' in womens.

[Shadowbangg]

@wolfmanjeb Who would want to? BTW if you follow these tips i promise you all you'll get are women calling 911 saying "Help, theres some guy near here, harassing me, and abusing me!" followed by the words "Guilty, you will serve 10 years in jail."

[DrVirN]

This is so sad it is why America is failing . lol

[An7C]

boring

[sungmoon1987]

this is real funny , i liked it so much. i'm more like a boy at 23 years old haha but this is really cool i'm gonna play this on the big screen in class today

[sungmoon1987]

this is real funny , i liked it so much. i'm more like a boy at 23 years old haha but this is really cool

[imundiath]

stupid rednecks...

[cleo316]

that was an insult to women everywhere! but the rest was pretty funny.

[wasuization]

iLove to laugh naneedj.info

[XSoulStormX]

To be a man

you must be swift as

the coursing river

With all the force

of a great typhoon

With all the strength

of a raging fire

As mysterious as the

dark side of the moon

[fotogenikfilm]

lol at "reacquaint you with the crawl space"

[REIGN131]

click on 3:17... From this point on, it just sounds like a furious masturbation session

[MissDestiny2010]

Haha, this is funny!

[MissDestiny2010]

Haha, this was funny !

[chrissearle]

this video is actually awesome. "eyy, womens, you get back in that kichen, or i'm gonna smack you in the face wit mah work boots! HUH!" officially my motto for life.

[sekinsraeweelak]

lol these people think you're serious? bunch o' tards VVV

[gurkis35]

HUUUUUUUH...

[MrAfricanraver]

2:51 and up is one its super funny XD

you should yell all the time

[majinbuu54321]

I learnd alot from this video!

[mmckissick1993]

i laughed.. haha

[xXEmoLyricistXx]

hilarious!! my friend and i (which happen to be womens) quote this all the time. "if the next words that come outta your mouth ain't 'dinner's ready', i'm going to re-acquaint you with the crawl-space!" lol. and other people who think this is stupid, it's a JOKE people, jesus christ, get over yourselves and laugh for once in your life, cuz this shit's funny.

[hailmichigan2]

he should put a helmet on his head because he is dumb as hell!!!!

[PublicEnemy24]

HAHAHAHA oh god thats great! lol

[elit34]

huuuhhhh

[firefrostpeacemaker]

he looks like that homo guy from "wake me up before you go go". WTF

[olive0drab0fad]

this was great and hilarious!

(DEAR IDIOTS... no this guy IS NOT serious.. it's a joke.)

[SMMSkid33]

Men don't pierce their lips.

[samingreen]

im a chick, i grunted also.. haha i loved this, but.. the womens statements were a little too sexist for me to lol

[LMAOpennsylvania]

it was funny until you started bashing ladies.

[REIGN131]

Hey you forgot one minor detail

Q: When is a woman ever above a man???

(A: When the kitchen's upstairs)

[REIGN131]

He reminds me of that karate teacher from napoleon dynamite - "do you think i dress like peter pan over here? I get to go home to starla every nite" lol

[DavyCrocketUSA]

haha that was really funny

[HALFTHEMIKE]

I lovez this video! LOLZZZZ.

[danramwic]

MEN DRINK BEER HUH!!

[TeamTedward]

wow you all are taking this way too seriously...

O__o

[Majorvag69]

funniest video on youtube dude

[DestinyHopeLou]

I'm a girl and i grunted with you

[TheJcameron96]

Gotta say. I am a womens and I think that was funny as hell.

[Ilovehossain]

DUDE WTF!?!?

[odysseas8]

UGH!

[dudesonsrock23]

nah i think there more how to be a cunt

[supertrooperpolo6]

i cant believe i just watched this whole thing.

[ryandaltex]

What an ahole.....

[blakerodneyjoseph]

man this is bull shit to be a man do not be something your not be yourself but with a man like tone oh and why are there no black people in the counter racies

[xanalyoko]

you are Not a man. your a RETARD. Men don't grunt all the time. Nor do they treat woman like whores or slaves.

[sugartreeproductions]

@xanalyoko *you're

[TheDeadlyCakes]

@xanalyoko haha he's jokin man

[danramwic]

@xanalyoko if this is not funny for you then you are actually looking for a video that makes you a man, and thats pathetic :)

[aubcope14]

i thought men only eat meat you ate a cookie

[ChrizL7]

I'm ashamed of my gender now..

[cryptkeepermaniac]

I AM A MAN AND THIS IS ALL SEXIST BULLSHIT.....execpt for the womenz in kitchen that is a fact

[syracusesuck1234]

m\\hhahahahahahahahah keep making videos u funny i love that part where ur like men stract themselves hhahahah great jpb

[ElCrazyCommunist]

men dont where earings!

[Royed]

No. This is how to be a Red neck. A REAL man whop red-neck ass like nothing. Make an ACTUAL video instead of a reason why girls shouldn't go out with you. Thank you.

[gabbeskater]

lol! if someone treat girls like that they'l never gona get pussy!!

[macrador]

AWESOME

[matej12000]

i didnt know steak looked like that haha

[LehIsAwesome]

this is gay.! everyone knows you slap the womens with you discipline hand not the work boots!

[frizzank91]

best ever

[MurphSexy86]

i love this lol

[Katiesagoober]

hahah, the end of the video sounded like a thesis statement for an essay.

[3RGF]

that video sucked thats the dume way to be a stuped man frankly i dont like any of his videos and i no good videos when i see them and i no how to be a man the right way

[bob99992]

@3RGF you "no" good videos, but do you know how to speak or type correct english... you sir/ma'am need to go back to school

[sugartreeproductions]

@3RGF Thank you so much!

I'm not sure what "dume" and "stuped" are, however. I am sure they mean very nice things.

[BIGCOOL50]

@3RGF

Know*, dumb*, and stupid*. Men know how to spell properly, so you clearly don't know how to be a man the right way.

[Mafoo7777]

Real men dont have plugs

[sugartreeproductions]

@Mafoo7777 Good point.

[jackstorm777]

ITS TIME TO CLEAN UP!!

*pat pat pat*

DONE!!!

[jakesimprintee]

XD it's like he's having loud passionate sex.........with himself. XD

[lmo6964]

this video is so awesome. i now call everyone womens

[richredneckjordan]

nice video

[wwwjbcitycom]

lol hilarious 5 stars

[ecchibanzaii]

I think he was an addict of PowerThirst

[purefunguy]

PowerThirst give you more energy than that.

like...BEAR BLASTING!

[ecchibanzaii]

AAARRRRRGGG!!!

POWER SPAWNING REDNECKS!!!

400 REDNE-.... no we don't want more rednecks:D

[sk8dude648]

i love the sound he makes at 2:50 as well as the facial expression its just priceless

[KathyGurl14]

How to be a (redneck) Man!

UUUUUUHG!

[IronXXXMaiden1]

isn't that the only kind?

[KathyGurl14]

Oh yah, I forgot . . .

XD

[TeamTedward]

i meant pepsi

[TeamTedward]

um if men drink steak juices then how come you were drinking coke? my sister said you did it on purpose.

[gabernabz]

huh!!!

kapow!!!

punch!!!

Gotta drink them steak juices!!!

lol i was laughing so hard the firs time!

[MikkiprincessKim]

fav video of ALL time!!

everyone at my school quotes this EVERYDAY!

no lie..

haha

[UndeadInk]

fucking hillarious.

In the end he sounds like hes puking his guts up.

totally cute. : /

[stonerman90]

lmfao.

[bennoah222]

so funny.  i did how to be a man also

[xmrkennyx]

hhahahhaha HUGH HGUHG

[Wimzick]

This was freakin hilarious!

[katethegrrreat]

LMFAO

[tubub]

LOL

[TheMegAmazing]

That was so stupid but very entertaining kid

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[leadgnealeigh]

This has got to be one of ultimate quote videos of all time. Its been so useful at restaraunts: "What can I get you?" "Get me a steak! HUAH!" Oh yeah, best thing ever.

[omigawdKD]

My friends and i quote this vid all the time. Love it.

[darkness1056]

HUGH!

[Jpurser1]

HEY, WOMEN GIVE ME DAT DEAR COOKIE!

[dudly58]

lo freaking l.....weomens get vack in that kitchen before i smack you in the face with meh work boots!!! lol....woemens...huh!

[kielur11777]

i like steak cuz MEN EAT STEAK

[nintendogirl15066]

awesome vid!!! i've seen it 10000000 times+. People that say it's stupid,your so wrong.he's not even serious. so keep ur butt ou of it.

[kielur11777]

im gona slap u in the the face with meh work boots

[ucstudent21]

Welcome to America.

[edenskid]

lol

[chanseng]

Behold it's the stereo typical american LOL

[Jpurser1]

MEN EAT STEAK FOR EVERY MEAL!

[eeewurface]

im sorry dude but this was the gayest most stupid video iv eva seen u just showed us how not to be a man!!!

[cartman6508]

It's meant to be a joke. not to be taken seriously.

[TVwriter23]

What's scary is that I know a few men like that too.

[RawrRayychRawr]

its a joooooooooke

[killaxm]

the fact that you took this seriously means your a sissy

[TVwriter23]

can we all say DUHHHHH!!! ?

[surfndestroy]

A good substitute for steak juice is beer

[cartman6508]

beer is a good substitute for all things in life

[bobgaggle]

i find quite a few things better than beer. I got my buddies Jack, Jim, and Jose to keep me company.

[JugglingGrenades]

why is a woman instructing me how to be man

[WorldGotTalent1]

You speak like a nigger hahahaha^^

[sLOLsxD]

l0l

[nipplerod]

if the next words that come out of your mouth arent dinners readys ill reaquit you with the crawl space

[Jpurser1]

When men eat, they eat one way only!

On a grill!

[edenskid]

And in the process pack alot of cholesterol.... grilled meat satisfies high cholesterol requirements

[sheebeeshelbzsheep]

DUDE its not school right now

LOL

[Darxx5512]

Duh?

[sheebeeshelbzsheep]

STALKER i dont even know u

[Darxx5512]

sure you dont?

[sheebeeshelbzsheep]

who are u?

[Darxx5512]

your BF?