NASA | Meet the SAM Team: Jesse Lewis

[falcons575]

My name is Jesse Lewis...Identuty Theft. He Gone! He flew into da air! Oh... I'm scared. Hello? Jim? Help me! Where am I? Oh no! Old Gregg, I'm not ready. Not like this! Not like this!

[MikaelJazsen]

ugh..... ya whats that? mayb exhaust pipe.

[alexbballboy]

whats that?

[away5]

i'd like work on NASA

[MCTemPErENce]

all you people that dont belive in god go to hell

[ResidentAk]

no one cares!

[jlockuptj]

Will this person cares! We need more people of sci in all feild's and give them the 30 mill dollar contracts for they will make life better for our kids and grandkids and so on instead of football,baseball,hockey player's for they only make us feel good for a season and Sci will just keep on advancing. Also give those GREAT TEACHER not the LAZY ONES and give them a better contract also

[ResidentAk]

jlockuptj

you misunderstood me. I was replying to:

"MCTemPErENce:

all you people that dont belive in god go to hell"

:)

[jlockuptj]

Sorry for the misunderstanding then, :)

[RobertJohnsonB]

yeah cause you Obviously follow his teachings.........

[RIO1987RUSgosu]

Это глаза Валли

[FEJIE251285]

Life on mars already exists including evidence of past civilisations in the form of artificial structures ( buildings, tunnels, roads etc)

Nasa have known about this for a really long time but it will take quite some time before they admit it

[EggMan15]

and where did u see this?

[WhiteRaBblt]

he went to mars :P

[Kamatzu]

No.

[shadowace421]

why would they even hide somthing like that, i dont see a reason

[Falkon36]

asuehauseh q musica legal

[LeetG]

WALL-E's EYES!

[bv90andy]

so whats with that pipe? I can do that... i think =3

[Climbatizecombat]

Why don't we send a robot Greenhouse to Mars? you know it can grow tomatoes or something to see if its possible, so in the future Astronauts will land and have fresh food, I complete Robot Colony, you know does that sound stupid? they can repair themselves if they break

[La7uky]

he stole my designs!!!!!!!!

[Tim8336]

why does this have like 8th topped viewed today?

[Nmbrz]

its featured you idiot

[0smurfje0]

When he started talking, he souded a bit like Obama XD

[poplolcool]

w00t  its obama ! just painted white !

[LiEqB]

waste of time.. who cares the mares?

[winterstellar]

I'm a life-long geek/nerd, and I give everything that has to do with NASA or space at all five stars! : )

[woaiboge]

你 吗 比 ····

[EnavSounds]

yeah u are rite

[HilariousD]

Big whoop, they designed a funky shaped chunk of metal and then had a NAZI whoops I mean NASA scientist explain this chunk of metal.

[ojsdaddy]

You're stupid, get smart.

[Wammie360]

hes quite the geek. but hey, thats what u get when u work at NASA

[koreachinajapan]

I thought SAM is Surface to Air Missile.

[QuickCon]

There are obviously more meanings.

[koreachinajapan]

LOL... :) yes. so I confused.

[banana4733]

Does anyone want to know the meaning of 'Bhenchod' ???

[DishonestyShouldDie]

I love how the camera man have no idea what the film, why not just film everything inframe LOL

[JumpingMusic]

biography promo... :(

[Aftermath66]

Keep your Religious views to your self, My views shouldn't effect you

[DriitzzCabal]

lol

[MarkAmv]

well i always thought that god cant hate...and then why he f**** did he make hell for?its too complicated at least for me...and my opinion is to keep away religion from science...and cause this is a sience video i am so sry all viewers..

[ccricers]

So do you enjoy trivializing your religion by selling it like a corporate shill product?

[WhitePlayer1]

for some reason this makes me think of prom

[skat0r]

hmm,maybe il look stupid but...what is this thing for? anyone?

[DriitzzCabal]

lol

there's no god or jesus , we are a virus that have evolved and we came from an asteroid or comet that have crash landed on earth.

[wosko]

lol and pigs fly

[comc39]

satellite destroyed 200+ mil GONE

[shmoofoobean44]

i only looked at this because the pic looked like a little robotic fish...and it wasnt

[devoceans]

what about the life on earth you still dont know who created you

[GraffFreak7]

yes we do...its in the gospel.. God did...in 7 days

[gamblorn]

Prove it.

[Orlan54]

the gospel is horseshit...

[nucleartofuexp]

TheJMachine, The Mayans are still alive, they are scattered in parts of the world, but their still here, and i believe them that the world will end in 2012

[markzed13]

put some latex gloves on and say TITANIUM, and it's like ooooooo...so cooool ...

ok, I'm just jealous.

[MCTemPErENce]

im not ashamed of humanity

[TheJMachine]

can you honestly look at what we have done and the changes in the way we act over the past 100 years and say you are not ashamed of humanity?

[vanderholt2]

ummmmm.... yes

[MCTemPErENce]

so its not like everybody is bad besides you see all the good we have changed i know Maynes dont go around playn some soccer basket ball game with peoples heads no more

[TheJMachine]

If you mean the mayan's then you do realize they don't play that game cause we killed them all right? You can thank the Spaniards for that.

oh and last time I checked, Genocide was against the ten commandments or even the laws of their home country for that matter.

[GinoManGino999999999]

I agree with u shammer

[theonly1daniel1]

theres no jesus, science says we are not real and we already know there was life on mars at one time.

[GraffFreak7]

bull shit there isnt any Jesus.... how the hell u think we got here? God made us who we are and science is just a big experiment tryin to learn about what God created the world to be

[previewtrailer]

guys i have a nice video xxx

[GraffFreak7]

um douche bag....actually ...this world was made in 7 days.....and scientists will soon find out that only God could do it and theres just no explination

[MCTemPErENce]

Will u can say what u wish but i know u will have fun in hell saying science told me this place dosent excist

[MCTemPErENce]

fuck science go jesus

[frvfilms]

1:09 force field of invisible martian.....

[hl2og]

Its already a fact that microscopic life exists on Mars.. what else do they want?

[Cultshaker55]

Care [ ] | [ X ] Don't care

[RicaWinter08]

is this a telescope?

[hellprince1]

This was the best quote evarrr!!!

"The Sam project is cool for me..." - Pro from NASA Talkin'!!

WOOHOOO

[chick5581]

I don't know the original message your responding too, but if you think about it, in some situations, that's the best choice.

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

I like NASA, but why are we spending all this money to look for life on a clearly barren planet when there is life right here that could use some help?

[esdsix]

Hmm, well...So they can find something they dont understand. Then find a way to get the military up there to kill it for study..Kinda like, if someone kicked in your door, killed u, then chopped u up, all forgetting this is YOUR HOME, not theirs. And the second reason is to find a new planet to F' up. Listen to Mr. Smith in the Matrix in what he thinks of Humans.

[raicrunem]

lol my sound was off i tought they were talkin about makin wall-e Robot XD

[demondslayer99]

lol XD easy mistake

[lakisa94]

lol

[kalhoon]

what happens if you get a rock in that funnel? if mars dirt is anything like here, you can count on rocks. hope you have planned to clear it. and not just inverting it.

[MiGP1981]

Great invention! but please add more information for those who are still learning about new technologies.

[Conan1KA]

Nothing special.

[fbiotube]

A machine to do nothing?

[caldaspod]

interessante........

[professorafatma]

que merda é essa?

[HereToKillYou]

SAM significa Sample Analysis at Mars que quer dizer, caso não saiba, Simples analises em Marte. Uma equipe que desenvolve sistemas para saber se há meios de que haja vida, então... acho que nao é uma "merda". Ah, não coloque "professora" nos seus logins denovo, vai dar muito na cara de que você nao entende nada. ;)

[MiGP1981]

Obrigado!

[HereToKillYou]

nossa... professora e dizendo "que merda é essa?"

[rodaliste]

just testing

[aquilino1922]

WTF IS THIS?

[xavierescher]

c koi ?!

[pablolatinjazz]

subtitulos en español por faborrr¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[666oOMADDOGOo666]

boring

[123shitcreek]

high tech huh? ha ha look when he lifts the first part up. You can see big uggly weld spots there that does´nt look wery nice =S

[lexaah]

looking nice isnt part of high tech.

[123shitcreek]

come on! I work as a walder and that is really bad work. It´s a very cheap method to just blob it like that. you could simply weld a fine line along the cylinder that whould add more stability.

[Sampson712]

Walder?

[JLAJC1]

you will warp such a thin material as that if you weld a fine line like you suggest. If tacking is all that's required, then why spend more funds welding the entire seam?

[Elevationary]

My friend the best Ideas, are often the simple ones!.

[Dousch]

That's Wall-E.

[tank1293955]

what?

我听不懂!!!

[TopillaoGrana]

NASA sucks, JUST FUTILE. I guess that NASA actually is a drug laboratory

[banana4733]

Your novel sucks

[shyamalanm]

I've written a novel on this, XEON: THE MESSAGE OF PASCAL" its something similar to what you're talking about.

[kdwormy]

More!

[sam4malaysia]

d3hit...hahaha, yeah rite wall-e

[urfacestinks]

lol

[d3hit]

WALLLL e

[starblinky]

why dont they call it wall-e or eve

[beatboy001]

Very interesting instrumentes for analysis at Mars .

[devoceans]

sounds like intelligent design copied

[devoceans]

What about the life on earth, you still dont know who created you.

[Wildcard1992]

Evolution.

[rockfan132]

Life was never created. It has always been here. We evolved from primitive cells trapped in an asteroid that hit young earth. Which, by the way, would mean aliens do exist.

[donrane]

So how did the cells in the asteroid evolve?

[PosVibeMerc]

This isn't the truth. The truth is, that we don't know how life came about. Pretending the Exploding Asteroid Theory is more then a Theory is foolish. Whats wrong with saying "we don't know" You think that sounds stupid? Almost as stupid as just making some shit up?

What created the universe? The Big Bang. What created the Big Bang? Membranes smashing into each other? What created Membranes?

IF Earth was seeded by an Asteroid it doesn't disprove God, it just disproves Religion.

[urfacestinks]

i agree.. hmm.. ^^,

[F4d3T0Bl4CK]

wall-e

[timslife]

Building a funnel lets him explore his "creativity"?

[klaydoe173]

so its basically a funnel

[juanmanqn]

Pregunta un tanto fuera de lugar, pero la musica, cual es? De que Soundtrack o compositor es?

Saludos

[NASAexplorer]

La musica es "Grand Fortress" de la "Stacktraxx" compañía. Gracias!

[juanmanqn]

Muchas gracias NASAexplorer, ya lo encontre.

Saludos y espero el video subtitulado!

[rachmanny]

Idiotas todos,,, es un intrumento para retirar probetas y muestras de suelos solidos de martes para analizar y determinar atraves de esos ensayos si hay vida o no en marte...no hay cultura por Diosss

...dique un propulsor.....tsk tsk

[GcOun1]

IDIOTAS! es la boquilla de un propulsor (motor) porque entre menos espacio tenga mas poder (reaccion) genera, es decir, Mas chico = mas poder...

Cuando aprendan nos veremos...

[M4sT3rPRO]

ents los mini motos tienen mas poder ke los karros :P

[forosidney]

Exactamente! Son porta conos de helado... para que no te vuelques el helado encima cuando andes por la superficie marciana... parece que somos los unicos 2 que entendimos para que era realmente eso. XD

[M4sT3rPRO]

ooo ya veo o.o

[copernico66]

oh my got! eran anteojos nuevos para el chapulin coloradotete!

[forosidney]

lo unico que entendí... fue tu comentario XD

[axelminion]

NERDS

[Pandaroooo]

Aren't they great?!

[sorry8140]

thanks 4 contributing

[lPernaLongAl]

NamoraL pô!

[pogpog28]

Why not explore SATURN's Hexagon Phenomenon rather than observing MARS which as we all know cannot sustain life.

The more interesting NASA is...the more chances of winning.

If you know what i mean.

[Posi0nApple]

The galaxy is full of mystories who knows maybe there is somthing on mars. They cant go to saturn becuase it is to far away and it would take years before that SAM thing would get there. I think they are doing on planet at a time kinda thing.

[megaverse]

it's not that it's the implication of: Is mars a suitable place for man since there is ice ? they just want man to have a step outside our planet THEN they'll go for the other cool places and f*ck saturn i'd rather check the moons of jupiter

[asiansinsation3]

LOL we actualy learning about space here in 8th grade about comets and shit and there is a possibiliy of life on Europa..jupiters moon becouse its like a ball of water/ice and 2 weeks ago we finished a project on like a travel to Mars/moon/ some planets and how u get there transportation and ect and it was ALOTA POINTS xD and i actualy did good xD i got 196/200 partner of a friend but i learned wut aliens might look like from sum video we wached and now im freaked out xD

[NeoQuello]

we are a tiny part of a large universe .. a larger milky way... and there are billions and billions of other planets.. so we have little reason to think that our planet is the one has life... life on other planets is very much possible.. but i hope that they are not more intelligent or more advanced than us.... then we're screwed...

[asiansinsation3]

well... nostr domnis predict that aliens are sapose to mate with us but i told that to science teacher and he said thats impossible becouse they or we cant match up the u know wut to the u know wut becouse that why other animals u know wut cant combine with humans u know wut so that why we cant make them but i was thinkinh scientist cud fuse us? idk lol

[alanochanman]

yeh your teacher is right. our chromosomes wouldn't match up. on top of that, alien's might not even have chromosomes since they didn't evolve on earth.

[yourdemiseinacanSpam]

Chromosomes are in everything, even the smallest Bacteriophage. Chromosomes are what make life life they are the key to life and all forms of evolutionary life.

[Jimz021]

ahhh but wat are chromosomes made out? HMMMM???

[NSO82]

chromosomes are made of atoms, atoms made of electrons, electrons are made of photons, photons are made of love.

[TosiValhe]

DNA idiots, LOL

[yourdemiseinacanSpam]

Open biology for beginners and find out instead of asking.

[alanochanman]

that's only true on earth. we don't know what else can be out there. for all we know, there really could in fact be a planet with crazy transforming robots.

[yourdemiseinacanSpam]

A.  There is a slight possibility that humanoid creatures from other planets could mate with us, so do not rule that out.

B. You really need to learn how to type and spell because people do not want to try to figure out what your rambling about.

C. When you laugh in real life do you honestly say laughing out loud as you laugh, because if you do then you're pathetic.

[megaverse]

196/200 hmm your alot better than i ever was but then again it never was as cool as that. maybe i would of been more interested if school talk more about space, lol. And yes i was thinking about europa and there's another one too (i just didn't remember the names as always hehehe) good thing your smart (or have the books right in your face, lol)

[asiansinsation3]

=P maaybe xD

[thoughtwaretv]

Cool video. Thanks for sharing!

There are many more videos on Human Progress at Thoughtware (dot) TV

[berserker912]

when i saw this i thought they were Surface to Air Missiles (SAM) lol

[yonaiquerjhonson33]

la nasa tiene que saber sobre los ovnis ellos estan claros que existen

[metaphysikz101]

nasa and cia was started after ww2 by nazi war criminals.....google project paper clip

[leo172002]

i will simply cal it the depth analyzer ... the same way we use our parelex vision.... wine in new bottle...

[rodrigoarroio]

so pra gastar money...

[BokuWaLDes]

"gLicmo:

so it finds out if there s life on mars? "

LOL

Stupid idiot.

[mattbellow]

it looks like a piece of metal to me

[solomsolomol]

NO it doesn't look like a peace of metal

IT IS a peace of metal

or two metal cones put together to be more specific

[petrit6]

is goood is very good

[nils82]

Hooray for people using their lifes

[2pala2pala]

Nasa spy ppl on iTunes!

[n11lc]

sexy

[gLicmo]

so it finds out if there s life on mars?

[Coribec]

That dude sounded like he'd rather be an astronaut.

[sputtysteve]

umm, can someone tell me whats the big deal about that thing he's playing with does?

[crazyfukk18]

is it a ... umm  i didnt understand it lol

[MargueriteEfde]

Is SA made by BC Instruments? What kind of materials are used ?

[vendi23]

I dind't get the point what SAM is...

[reat3k]

I think it is interesting :\

[MT4nicolas]

I don't understand this!!

[BasildonBiggles]

Had the crap canopy,produced in the USA opened. Beagle would have been a success at a quater of the price !

[NomenNesci0]

Nothing that is sent to Mars is s***. Shut up.

[anariaq]

I agree with you Reason4thought... nice name :)

oh btw there where 2 funnels but that dosnt help at all

[anariaq]

They need a specialist to build a funnel? 8I

its a just a damn funnel how hard can it be to build ONE?

[teemuruskeepaa]

Actually we are not worth telling it to us

[bumpjumper99]

Its a doo-hickey that a robot will dump MARs soil in when it has been collected, then this decice takes it to a capsule where it is then stored within the robot...essentially a funnel like when your pouring oil or such into a car

[llanero89]

looks like a muffler...

[bakteric]

cool oohh yea wat a fantastic staff is it.

so what is this?

[werstess1]

Nice