Bagel GD Monday - Action Figure Therapy

[electgmax]

For the first dozen or so of these that I watched, I was like "hmmm, not sure if serious..."

Then the bit about the bullet bouncing off the guy's head sort of spoiled the fun. Why, oh why, couldn't you have let me continue thinking these might be real stories?

[KS5115]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[feva130]

@rushforce33 I think they are called depend-o-potamuss

[hnshannon]

Hilarious.

[cpoolio]

this was awesome!!!!!!!!!! :D

or where ever the hell he speaks...

[rushforce33]

you guys need to do one with Jungle explaining slang for fat military wives....

(BMW's) (GRENADES) Capt Planet - (kids orbiting them)

I work on a marine base here in Okinawa as a civilian and I see more fat chicks here than anywhere else...all military wives.....so sad......

[keeb6633]

I want my motherfucking bagel on MONDAY you chromedomed son-of-bitch!

[gdwalker0203]

Hahaha...omg..so fucking great

[LOUDforLIFE]

This is pure gold. Laughed so hard on this one. Go Rangers!

[airbornemp90]

As a Soldier at Ft.Bragg and being that I'm an MP i love these makes me feel better because at the end of the fucking day most of this stupid shit is what soldiers think. setting cars on fare? wana do it every god damn day. Shooting whore ass army wives? Every god damn day. thank you for understanding.

[JuDoggin]

"So you got that guy hopping around yelling "?" in Spanish, or Guadalajaran or whever he speaks" - And I spit coffee on my computer screen.

[pattypattyfatty]

what is rangers thoughts on putting a flash bang on the exec toliet

[im2much4ubro]

i love this guy :D

[TheFisherboy2136]

hard dicks.. fuckin get me some bagels bitch titts..STAT!!!

[VelvetAnn21]

My husband is in the army and absolutely loves these videos! Thank you for helping put him in a better mood after a bad day. :)

[potterfan87]

The guy that does this voice is extremely funny. This is my favorite action figure.

[84madmaximus]

"fridays? who the hell wants bagels on a friday? Fridays we are up to our eyeballs and assholes with ice cream cakes and cookies and shit!" haha sounds like my shop, we always have to have something for someone because its their bday or they are deploying...love this!

[BTheShadow1]

Um yeah didnt you get the memo new tps reports coversheet and no gd bagle mondays and that would be great if you could have those mf tps reports done by end of day oh and by the way budget cut backs have mandated that cubical sizes have been needing decreasing so to save space we are removing your cubical so im going to have to ask you to move downstairs in the basement closet yeah that would be great :))

[xjollybobx]

I seriously fucking love this.

[joshdlytle86]

4 people didn't know monday was goddamn bagel monday

[SuperAwesomeBill]

What the monkeydick?!

[Seraphim3040]

Note to self: Give Rangers Bagels when they want or get capped. LOL!

[baddogonline]

I know dude, Mondays really suck!

[jz12b01]

THIS IS PURE GENIUS!!!!

[andie0x0]

My boyfriend is a Ranger....and this is exactly how he sounds when he tells me about his day. LOL.

[Lordasia]

Perfectly acceptable Ranger thing to do. I don't see a problem here.

[diaryofajunkie]

Who does his voice? He mentioned Jimmy Pop, and that's who he sounds like.

[jobes81]

Bahaaa RLTW!!

[sonnycalhoun]

Beach Head Angry as shit lol , love it

[BouncingManStudios]

i was laughing so hard i started to cry

[OttoandFizz]

Ha! I this shit keeps me occupied while waiting for final formation, the stuff this guy yells about reminds me of my unit! haha thanx for this!

[canadiancarl]

its funny because i could imagine someone shooting up their office cuz of shit like this

[VIPER0331]

Everyone Loves Jungle Recon but, No one Stresses out like Beachhead.

[ewinston619]

.. so you got that guy hoping around screaming " ayuda me" in spanish or guadalajara'n or whatever the hell he speaks.... Comedy freaking gold right there !

[hb2k8]

I need to find an Army Ranger like this. I'd marry him in a heartbeat. Funny shit, guys.

[PorMansGold]

Jungle retard put his freedom boner in your bagel.

[janedoesmile3]

You just don't fuck with bagel monday. goddamnitsomuch

[waafist]

this guy's my favorite, I love his rants

[UphoricSkitlez]

Jiffy pop loving ass lmao pissing my pants this shit as awesome....him and Jungle are my favorite someone give him back his sidearms

[unorthodoxJ]

I sent a facebook link of this channel to about 60 people

I got one "like"

Did what I can to help :) sorry guys

[MrBill297]

Okay i've watched alot of these in the past few days and there all great, but every one you do with beachead is the fucking best. I can really here him sounding like that and being that anrgy. Great vids please make as many as you can.

[CuthroatEnt]

this is your best. thanks.

[jerseymike87]

This is friggin hillarious!!! Go Rangers! lmfao

[sharkpso09]

The amazing level of consistent epicness is amazing. Pure gold and cant wait for every new video. Keep up the good work!

[TheChosenWolf]

Best thing ever.

[RowenCx4]

"up to our eye balls asswholes!"

[actionfiguretherapy]

@zombizzle666 Thanks, man. We appreciate it. Be sure to share them with your friends. More videos on the way soon.

[UltimateTomato]

Haha the family stress really sells it. I gotta see this "reconnaissance minivan" :D

[McSkankula]

This is my office, WTF. How do you people know what the shit goes on here?

[actionfiguretherapy]

@McSkankula We've been spying on you through your webcam. :-)

[McSkankula]

@actionfiguretherapy What? Shit! You saw me get written up for drawing my weapon on the copier? Paper jam, my ass.

[soretortle]

SERIOUSLY... Dan WHY do these not have more views???!!! Pure gold, you can tell a story like no ones business, what ever that means.

[actionfiguretherapy]

@soretortle Don't worry. They will someday. It just takes a while for people to catch on to stuff. :-)

[The11BJoe]

@actionfiguretherapy I can tell ya these pure comedic gold pieces are pretty popular in my battalion. We're spreading the word as best we can. Keep up the good work guys, this is the funniest stuff on you tube.

[poyerd]

Goddamn, these things make me laugh. I like how Beach Head, a battle-hardened commando, cries like a fifteen year-old girl over his missing free breakfast, & everything else. And how he appears to work at an office setting for Destro that has HR, "maybe take a break from the Pain-in-the-Ass Covert Ops Mission that blew my goddamn Reconnaissance Minivan to shit! Are there any Bagels!? Nooo! I was like, 'what the shit guys?' The New Office Manager Put the Kibosh on Free Bagel Monday. "

[phearless1st28th]

@poyerd I'm a battle-hardened combat veteran, myself, and I get pretty heated over my bagels. It's standard fare. You ever seen an Artillery Spotter go off on the employees at the commissary, for being out of strawberry cream cheese? You would have, if you'd ever been stationed where I was. So, yeah.... that was the third time I got arrested, at Ft. Lewis.

[poyerd]

@phearless1st28th Thumping up on civilians who serve your food over cream cheese? Nice. I mess cranked way too many times to know not to mess with the people who serve my food. Third arrest. Nice! Gotta respect a man's condiment

1/28, is that Infantillery Stryker Brigade? Not bad. I'm a former Marine Corps Devil Dog who chewed most of my dirt at Camp Pendleton. Can't say I ever ate too many bagels at the commissary over there. Spent most my time in the field when I wasn't deployed.

[dominictemple]

The more I see of these respective agencies, the more I understand the immediate and desperate need they all have for therapy. An office psychologist is a good start, but I think you may need to start giving out the anti-psychotic meds ASAP.

[yzwishyz]

WHAT THE MONKEY DICK!!

[yzwishyz]

WHAT THE SHIT!!!

[sasuke75242]

are all your figrures gi joe

[Solimunis]

IT'S BAGEL GOD DAMN MONDAY!

[fusskonig]

Fuck yea. Get the man some G-D bagels asswipes.

[billyblackattacks]

the new office manager is destro?

[actionfiguretherapy]

@billyblackattacks We'll see, we'll see... :-)

[caveman73]

@billyblackattacks Seems about right... Most officer managers are Destro.... Fucking Clones!

[justd3rd]

Sooooo. How does all that make you feel?

[DrewsiferXXX]

I'm not sure that therapy is helping him any... XD

[juggalo671]

@DrewsiferXXX maybe but his rants are just golden tigers blood

[420kittyweed]

I <3 Ranger!!! I loved this!

[DonkeyMsKonkey]

hahahaha....sally silver surfer...you come up with some the greatest one liners ever!!! i know it's only guy doing the voices, but you need to give us like a webisode of these guys interacting with each other....some still motion action figure office stuff

[TheSoapbox77]

I Work at an office that does the same fucking shit on "fridays" I just started working at this place 2 months ago and im already signing on stoopid giant Hallmark cards to the mexican cleaning lady about her mothers death. "I dont know you lady!?, Just clean the fucking toilets and stop walking in on me while im taking a shit!."

[heman187]

Go Rangers!

[ColesUniverse]

Oh Anger Ranger, how I have missed you! Thank you for making a shitty day better and reminding us what's truly important....Bagel Goddamned Mondays!! That douche deserved the whole clip. Go Rangers.

[ticklemepink143]

These rants are so fucking accurate, haha! my bf is a Ranger and i can totally picture him losing his shit over something stupid like bagels!! Hes deployed and always enjoys when I forward these to him :) Thanks for the laughs!

[jdura085]

just so you know Army Ranger sounds about like every combat arms NCO thats worth a damn.

[FelchBelcher]

I'm gonna start saying, "What the monkey dick was I supposed to do?"

[MrAJ21000]

That was hilarious! Not only did he remind the viewers of the Friendly Fire Incident video in the begining, but if he's talking about some metal headed guy, then it might be the guy from the Why Did I Join and Gullible Dipshit videos!

[matt1161980]

@MrAJ21000 I'm thinking Destro

[ACDC923]

I love how he uses swear words like their all the same.

What the sh*t? Nobody knows d*ck!

[actionfigcollecter]

Sounds like Anger Ranger had a Monday... Keep up the good work :D!!!!

[Duneheart]

Its Bagel Goddamn Monday! And Everybody here knows its!!!

[Chris0Barry4]

ANGER RANGER!!!

[martinezis1]

hahahahaha its BAGEL GODDAMN MONDAY AND EVERYONE HERE KNOWS IT!!!!!!!!!! damn the ranger is the best out of all of them

[cjake0115]

GO RANGERS!! This guy is my favorite. No offense Jungle. Keep up the good work fellas

[brooklynsweb]

Sally Silver Surfer!

[sportswolf3]

lmao! love these vids. Hey guy's, got the free stickers! thank's a ton, they look great. Keep up the great work!

[theparacordguy]

I love this character :)

[serratedraccoon]

Anger Ranger is so Angry its awesome

[magoo2779]

One of the best so far!!!! Outstanding

[vincentcrow]

I know a couple of cops in my area that would do this if there weren't any donuts in the police department. =) LOL

[0nesh0t0311]

LmFaO.... Once again good job fellas. It's so funny to hear that these guys in POG settings. It's hard to imagine action figures as office workers, let alone POG's.....Even more so an Army Ranger :-D. Bagel Mondays, so called write ups, & etc. Awesome job & plz dont stop making hits. Semper Fi

[DasBulk]

Go Rangers!

[willywonkaMusic13]

Love it as always. This reminds me of the donuts my boss used to give us on weekends.

[allister132]

wait its tuesday.....

[darxcyber]

this just made my day!!! thanks!!

[supermanmm1211]

ITS BAGEL GOD DAMN MONDAY! Gov budget cuts. i feel ya. no bagels for first group monday morning either.

[smsno1]

i dont like these, but the voices make me do it!

[neimo123]

anger ranger is my favorite he reminds me of my time in the service

[Gymkhannasick]

@neimo123 zip it dipshit

[neimo123]

@Gymkhannasick i will butt f*** your soul besides you know as well as i do he reminds us of our days in basic

[Gymkhannasick]

@neimo123 damnit i hate it when you make a point

[GezusGaming]

@neimo123 Damn dude basic was soooo bad, But I don't know how they say some of the shit they say in basic without laughing.

[neimo123]

@GezusGaming i had this ds from the dominican republic guy was the funniest person ive ever met he cracked us up daily it was worth the push ups

[Marty369]

LOL, awesome



[thehennypenny81]

Hooah! Rangers lead the way baby! Mother Foster...ha! Monkey dick...haha

You guys rule! Continue making us laugh please.

[bigracin16969]

damnit...now i'm that guy

[bigracin16969]

First!



[sroomsie]

im here because of facebook.

[actionfiguretherapy]

@sroomsie Thanks for coming to our FB page to check us out over here. We appreciate it!

[sroomsie]

@actionfiguretherapy

im a new fan. for some reason, ANGER RANGER helps me go to sleep! thanks, AFT!!!

[actionfiguretherapy]

@sroomsie No, thank you. We appreciate getting new fans and love it when it helps them sleep or kill time when they can't. We're insomniacs, too. :-)