Don't Taze Me, Ho!!!

[daniel91503]

Hi!

I already uploaded some of my new covers to my channel.

I hope that you will come and listen to my songs :)

Daniel :)

[Gamer123451]

uhhhhhh wierd 0_0

[termainator5]

LOL Man If you really said that outloud you would be pissed

[HappyUnhappyBHappy]

LOOOL

He attacked my fist with his eye.

[sarahewright9]

he attacked my fist with his eye... brilliant.

[ZipTumbleFast]

Very funny. Good job. "Cops have the best pot" (some Chevy Chase movie).

Rufus is cool too.

[fehquig]

LOL "That's illegal"

[KitKatKidUrTheKix]

lol i love the title of the vid

[murfra]

oh man your videos are addicting!

Oh, and your house is awesome! And so clean!

[cori182]

lolololololol i love it

you are the funniest guy ive seen on youtube

keep it up

<3 have a nice day <3

[Corrina]

[rushfanatic16]

You are hilarious! This was the first video from you I watched. I subscribed right after watching it!

[Meemaree]

ditto

[arthurinuk]

You're the lovechild of kiki and herb...

[candiecc]

Your Great!

[lissame73]

lmao you are a nut

[ellis200602]

funny vid.... but your eyes do my head in!!

lol

[sign543]

I keep trying to STOP doing that, but I don't even know I am, lol!

[ellis200602]

are u tryin to watch yourself on the computer while filming i do tht it pisses me off lol

[ceasersalad22]

Hehe! "He attacked my fist with his eye"

[souldistortion25]

HAHAHA man you are awesome. I found you through your son. who by the way is an amazingly talented singer. haha and no wonder, his dad is very expressive also. "how could he be out, hes a dealer" hahaha great great stuff man keep it coming. 5/5

[sign543]

Thank you!! About my son, as well. He's a great kid (sometimes hehe)

[teddytonks]

Your so right about Chris Crocker, like i see how many videos he made after his fames over tryin to get more. ppl liked him better before all the britney stuff now hes just screwed.

[canucker47]

Hilarious!

[TheJayEffect]

Dam cops.

[spiderdj82]

Okay, I must know. How many times do you have to go through that before recording because I would tripping up and laughing at myself the whole time! LOL!!! Great video as always.

[sign543]

I just turn the cam on and go...I write it hours before so I'm usually over it by the time I vid, lol. Thank you!! :)

[B1TCHY08]

so how much was your ticket? lol

[sign543]

Rufus? $45.00. traffic ticket? Haven't had one in over 12 years. :)

[biblegirl7]

Funny, as always =) Keep it up!

[crazeenydriver]

once again nice sign543. I have alot of cop stories too..like the one who wanted to arrest me when i took a picture of him handcuffing a motorist on the george washington bridge....and the one who wanted to arrest me for taking a pic of him breaking up a fight.... and the one....well you get the picture

[PsyogiBottoms]

New Fan, subscribe! Very entertaining Sign.

[djNife]

Hes an ass hole

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

Christopher Mast? I know that.

[redwolf1]

I like your necklace.

[AuntLissa53]

xoxoxooxoox

[48shadowmaker48]

I feel the same way about being pulled over and Chris Crocker!! You're quite the funny guy!

[MattieCooper]

LOL! Did you really run up to his window? That rocks! Once I jumped out of my car after getting pulled over and pretended I had to take a bad leak, and the cop laughed, said he understood, and let me go!

[PillowEater23]

iv;e heard about u for quite some time. i never minded to watch your vids, but this made me subscribe. i'll be watching some of you older stuff also. =]

[no1funkydiva]

I adore you, for making me laugh so much!

Thank you! I needed that! =0)

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

DO NOT say that I am a prostitute Sign. I am NOT HAPPY! Read what I wrote carefully. I have offered the lucky lady who wins my contest a NIGHT OUT with me. A date (which includes dinner.) When I used the phrase "going all the way" I meant that I would go all the way to insure it is a great night and she has a great time. That is what I was saying.

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

TO imply otherwise is defamation, and thats dangerous ground. So please take that back Sign. I am offering the winner a date, and nothing more. I have done this b4 4 charities, in things like bachelor auctions when I was auctioned off. this is the same thing. IE: NOT prostitution. >:-(

[Momoftwinsplus1]

You are awesome!

[windbreeze07]

LOL,  You are just too damned funny and cute!

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

Are you talking about me? TY! :-)

[DatAintRight]

Do you didnt! Yes you did! LOL

I am writing National Lampoon right now to nominate you for Clark!

xoxo

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

NO! Nominate ME. It was MY idea first. I want to be CLark Griswold. >:-(

[windcu]

you're awesome!

[sign543]

Thank you very much. :)

[MGB1000]

Your a pro at these, and I love the hamburger ad next to the vid, wait a minute, I never saw your vid, I was looking at the hamburger ad, they have beautiful ads, no they dont, but your vid was good.

[ChristopherMast]

Yikes.

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

Christoper Mast is such an asshole. you can quote me on that.

[ChristopherMast]

have a nice day

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

i always do, becuz i am a pleasant person and ppl like me, unlike you. it mustnt be any surprise when ppl call u an asshole, cuz thats what u are. you know it, and you trade on it to get fame and money.

[ChristopherMast]

absolutely. have a nice day

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

oh i will jerk-features, you have a nice day too

[sign543]

Boy, you are BOSSY. ;P

[sign543]

Oh, I think he's an awesome guy.

[sign543]

Yikes back atcha!!! LEAVE HOWIE ALOOOOONE!!!

[OhCurt]

If you get to be the new Clark Griswold, can I play Imogene Coca's part?

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

Sign. Yo. What's going on here bro? Can I get an answer please? Are you seriously competing against me in my quest to become the new Clark Griswold, or was that just a joke? I hope it was a joke bro. Because if that is ur plan, it seems u stole the idea from me, as I started up my campaign to be the new Griswold FIRST. .

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

Unless of course it was a massive coincidence, and u had the same idea independantly, in which case it's alrght, I'll let it pass. Won't enjoy having to compete against u though. Cuz I thought we were friends.

[sign543]

Nah, just giving a little shout out...the part is all yours, Howie. I would make a terrible Clarke. :)

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

Oh that's great news, what a relief! Yeah, he's a hard character to play alright, he's alot like Hamlet, it takes a certain kind of actor to pull it off properly, to get into the characters psyche. I'm so glad you're not my competetion so we can still be friends. Also I was a bit worried because I know u r a professional actor and are probably more talented than me (in some ways). anyway peace bro

[claushah]

LOL! How was Roofus?

[blueclouds4me]

Did the cop give ya this one???

Cop: "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

Tony, you are a 10 star act! You always make me laugh straight from the belly, thanks;)

Hug Tony, Marylou ^-^

[JadeyChi]

Chris Crocker's inability to get over his 15 minutes of fame is pretty hilarious.

[shep2k7]

you forgot to say that u didnt take drung lol,

:O unless u do :D

[lisamichele1969]

So, Clark Griswold? Howie wants to be the new Clark? Wow, I thought he was doing the "Diddy" thing? Oh, well....what do I know?! I didn't know that Mr. Griswold was being replaced.

So, the police thing...you are SUPPOSED to flash B(.)(.)ies at cops when you get pulled over. Works everytime! Ew, just kidding...kinda. =P

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[MakeHowieTheNewClark]

Good video, but you got my name wrong lol, it's Howie HANDSEL not Howie "Mandel". Get it rite next time dude.

You're not serious about applying to be the new Clark Griswold, are u? I thought you were going to support ME trying to get that role. Not happy dude.

[littlepandaexpress]

LMAO omg tony i frickin loved this hahaha im dying laughing i swear

[Furnifur]

I'm uptight down there too! wait, did you mean the same thing?

I think we should make a campaign to make YOU the next Clark Griswald, you have a better shot

[moomay11649]

A 10 star vid.

[xoitscariox]

the background looks different than usual?

[squirrelygurl]

how could he be out? he's a dealer! lol 5 stars

[showersinger34]

nobody named rufus can be anything less than AWESOME!

[themightythor1212]

why dont you have a banner? do you need one made?

[sign543]

THis is crazy! Why can't people see my banners? *cries* They are BEAUTIFUL!! lol

[themightythor1212]

apparently this is a tender spot for you, sorry i will figure it out for you? feel better? ;)

[mikma]

now how do i get a banner...mike

[themightythor1212]

i have an answer for you when you come in stickam

[sign543]

Nice! I need this solved. Driving me crazy!!

[NutCheese]

I <3 Howie!

[torigirl35]

tony, you continually amaze me with your wit and intelligence. i love the way your mind works. keep on keepin' on, my friend. love you bunches. ((hugs))

*tori*

[pl0xman123]

"Well, unless you take drugs like i do"

LOL!

[tunisianswife]

I did watch Rufus after you mentioned him one time and I love his voice and his style of song is what I listen to. I thought for a minute maybe you did get tazed..this was exceptionally creative. you know how interruptions in electrical paths to the brain can bring out one's most creative side.

[sign543]

LOL, I saw Rufus last night in concert. IT WAS BRILLIANT!!

[DameEdithDivine]

Excellent Video, kiddeo! You are FUNNY (in this business, looks are everything). LOL

[sign543]

Thanks, dear Dame!! *hugs*

[lunitrin]

You are so funny! =D (And I LOVE Rufus! <3)

[sign543]

He's great, isn't he??

[slowhand1954]

LMAO Well Howe's doing it. Tony, you better start packing dude, it's a long way to PA from CA. lol

Peace,

Allen

[sign543]

Pfft. I been around the world and back!

[artifeks]

hilarious!! my god how i love you! your sense of humor is amazing, you make me laugh everytime! 5* xoxo, vida

[sign543]

Wow, that was a really nice thing to say. *hugs*

[FantasticBabblings]

At first I thought this was going to be gay porn. You know when the cops stop a guy and he has to do all kinds of things to avoid getting a ticket. Now, was that a video or a dream I had? Have you had that dream? Or seen that video?

[sign543]

I had the dream..then made the video. It's on a *ahem* related site, if you know what I mean. *wink wink* Sorry, something was in my eye. ;)

[DatAintRight]

I thought that was you in that video. Wait, did I just admit to watching that? ;)

[magicalchazwick]

that made me burst of laughter

[ToriSterling]

next time your pulled over play dead...works for me

[sign543]

LOL, nice.

[MingLee07]

Cool necklace! where did you get it?

[sign543]

Gift from BeenDownHeartedBaby (Rey and Kelley)

[New2UToob]

Oh happy day....another sign543 video!

Thanks for making me smile!!!

[MalyssaAK]

so what really happened

[jordanthecat]

Reading between the lines, I'd say probably nothing at all happened. But he does tell it in an entertaining way, doesn't he?

[sign543]

LOL, nothing happened.

[glr0661]

You should be on TV...oh, I know you are...not really but I did help move one once..well I didn't really move it....I sat on it and it moved. lol

You're great sign.....

[MotownCountry]

i want your necklace...

[sign543]

Nice. Actually it was a gift from Rey (Beendownheartedbaby) who lives with Nutcheese. :)

[paul1967uk]

Mowtown, so do I. I want it.

[VioletKitty411]

You are a cure for depression... <3 U

[sign543]

Aw, thanks, VK. I'm also the cure for leprosy. how do you know, Miss Smarty Pants??

[BoomerChick55]

OMG, you mentioned the "H" word. You want to die or something?

[sign543]

LOL, silly girl!

[evilchicka]

Hair Cut :)

Cute.

[sign543]

LOL, you noticed, thanks!

[GramsandPapi]

You always make me laugh!! Thanks for all you do!! Grams

[sign543]

*hugs* to you!!

[berzerkeley]

ANOTHER 5* vid by sign543. Love ya dahlink!

[sign543]

Thank, Beautiful!!!

[lancastercounty2007]

the cop should have had a sense of humor

[sign543]

Do they ever??

[lancastercounty2007]

not really

[IXGertXI]

Silly cops... They'll never learn *tsk*

[sign543]

I know!

[IXGertXI]

Hey! I'm a cop!

No I'm not.

I just feel like one.

But I have a sense of humor.

no, really.

[oneiblind30]

I hate it when that happens.

[sign543]

Me, too!

[sign543]

Thanks! ;)

[redrumred2003]

thats funny...damn cops..5 stars and a favorite for u...

[sign543]

*Big hugs* for you!!!!

[Zipster08]

LOL @ "Howie's doing it"!! Your mind really frightens me sometimes...ok, ALL the time!!

[sign543]

It's frightening how frightening my mind is. *shifty eyes*

[Sypur]

Love it!

[sign543]

Thanks much, my friend!!!!

[qiranger]

Good one. How was the concert?

[MadBadVoodo]

LOL!!

5/5

[sign543]

Thank you!

[Beachmama57]

You never run out of clever vlogs!

[sign543]

Gah, I hope not! LOL

[carolpaints]

You are so funny and i love the way you talk fast.Reminds of when i moved to Missouri and i talked really fast.People would have to ask me what i just said but i wouldnt repeat it if they didnt catch it the first time i would telll them to bad im not saying it again lol:)

[sign543]

I'm the same way. I'm like, "Hello, keep up!" :)

[Jicknsherry]

Tony, Tony, Tony whatever will we do with you?? Sweetie you're just gonna have to stay out of trouble now. that was funny...Sherry

[sign543]

Thank you, lol. I'll try.

[Aprildew]

So if Bill Cosby tells you to jump off a bridge are you gonna?

[sign543]

No! Yes. Maybe. I don't know.

[jughead22]

you're great...end of story...!

[sign543]

*hugs* Thanks!

[katalina2007]

LOL! Yes! I really cannot STAND the question: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Usually, I have NO IDEA!

[sign543]

I don't know why they even ask that! It's like, "Is this a trick question? Is there cash and prizes involved? How long can I think about it?"

[GayBob08]

The pendant is a bit hypnotic when you move. Funny video

[sign543]

LOL, cluck like a chicken. Did it work??

[pdlbean]

you as Clark Griswold...yes, I see it.

[Shadwkat69]

^_^ Your sounding much healthyer- them drugs must be helping! Eee the hiss *claps* it always makes me happy, its the kat in me i know i know.. *HUGS*

[childre24]

Looks sorta like zips necklace :D Looks like you're feeling better, I'm glad xoxo "take drugs like i do" LOL!! Love ya xoxo Liana

[kittykitt1]

omg. xD Hilarious.

[sign543]

Thanks, Kitty. :)

[kittykitt1]

Man, you and zip make me laugh so hard.