@xAshreex seriosly i heard it first without sound and i was lie thiis is dumb ass fuck thn i turned the sound up and replayed it and almost fell of my chair laughing
@strikerofear metallica does suck... lol just kidding... a tiny bit. i don't like listening to them but they got great skill. i just don't like the singing =_=''
the defender rushed to the rescue so fast it didn't even finish the grass-lunch it was busy with. Some of it hanging out the mouth as they start the stare down!!!
They "yes"-ed eachother to death!
RadioDubStep1 15 hours ago
Song?
desinater 6 days ago
winner: MW3
RJOPhoto 1 week ago
dog: oh no help!
tortoise: haha no one can save you now!!!
2nd tortoise: im here to help
1st tortoise: im bigger than you so die
2nd tortoise im smaller but stronger die
epic slow battle
The88leopard 1 week ago
Headbangwar :D
ZuzuTheUnicorn 4 weeks ago
that's how tortoises play rock paper scissors
androd500 1 month ago
The dog: Shit just got serious I'm out.
LeDiskoLove99 1 month ago
0:20 they tried to yes eachother to death..
FerretDude15 1 month ago 6
"Hn. Hn. Hn. Hn. HN. HN. HN. HN! HN! HNNNNN!" XD
Maikaze21 2 months ago
they look like fighting old men. .. xD
TheRach611 2 months ago 2
blastoise vs. bowser
eliasR55152 2 months ago
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haha a cute dog bring this turtle to meet another turtle and makelove,,,
dog go away
bestamerica 3 months ago
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
DaGleese 3 months ago
Goddamn, I was on the edge of my seat, sweating like hell!!
burnmehdown214 4 months ago
Trying to be ninjas...
lekristajojo 5 months ago
V-Rex battle ignores King Kong!
FraAngelico729 6 months ago
the dog was out of place.. haha
andz126 7 months ago
0:22 What in the hell are those turtles doing?
iareaaron 7 months ago
Turtle Mosh
gened216 7 months ago
WHAT?! Squirtle is evolving!!! *DUN DUN* *DUN DUN* Squirtle has evolved into Wartortle!!
MrShadowz1337 7 months ago
Battle of the Blastoise. >:D
punksk8r1792 7 months ago 9
0:39 BADASS MUSIC STARTS!!! :)
TehRoflChoppa 8 months ago
0.37 BADASS MUSIC STARTS!
TehRoflChoppa 8 months ago
TFC turtle fighting championship.
MrOwnYou4Fun 9 months ago 2
Squirtle used Flail!
It had no effect...
TheWowzaz 10 months ago 3
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awww a dog did put 2 turtles to makeloves each other,,,
a cute dog
bestamerica 11 months ago
@bestamerica are you retarded?
Akalack 9 months ago 3
At first the turtles play Rock paper scissor :)
MrSmartGuyX 1 year ago
Lol that was funny love the addition of the music
JMEcooper 1 year ago
Wartortle uses Skull Bash!
It's super effective!
Wartortle fainted!
Moorpheus19 1 year ago
This video name title needs to be changed to "Dog saved by EPIC tortoise battle"
CanJ0n 1 year ago
if they push hard enough they will make one gaint tortoise!
beckskies 1 year ago
headbang tortoise!!
GoldBlizzard 1 year ago
Nod battle!!!!!
arcticwolfx8 1 year ago
A wild TURTWIG had appeared!
GO SQUIRTLE!
YarbroK 1 year ago
lol@the dog taking his time to sniff the tortoise butt before the tortoise started exchanging heated words with the other (head banging)
InternationalBoy 1 year ago
in 0:22 to 0:31 the tortoises are rocking their heads to the hardcore music
moldetoh105 1 year ago 2
I love the dramatic music. ;D.
kiwicatnip 1 year ago
So cute! =p lol :D
AnnabelLolita 1 year ago
WOW! What? That was amazing!
Michaelfougnie 1 year ago
HEADBANGERS!!!!!
thorleet 1 year ago
rofl, oh god, I love this so much. <3
Larkur5355 1 year ago
nod nod nod nod
xhappyxlifex 1 year ago
falcon head but!
Tomtechdeck 1 year ago
The music makes it 9999% more intense :D
xAshreex 1 year ago 55
@xAshreex seriosly i heard it first without sound and i was lie thiis is dumb ass fuck thn i turned the sound up and replayed it and almost fell of my chair laughing
onlylust1 1 year ago
0:22 Do the tortoise rave!
Katantunoro 1 year ago
Why did you stop it ... That was Epic
sgtapone11 1 year ago 3
you could say that was *puts on sunglasses* a slow battle YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10000colts 1 year ago
@10000colts HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!
182hurley 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
epic on a whole new level
mrsvinarich26 1 year ago
battle for the ultimate head bang
alecyo12 1 year ago
Their heads are nodding looks like there're lisining to music
Yo lisen to this
GigaLem 1 year ago
Love the epic music XD
XxzeldawolfxX 1 year ago 3
0:30
"ey man what you listning to"
"metallica"
"metallica sucks"
"rawr! ima kill you"
strikerofear 1 year ago
@strikerofear metallica does suck... lol just kidding... a tiny bit. i don't like listening to them but they got great skill. i just don't like the singing =_=''
XAlphaZEROX 1 year ago
@XAlphaZEROX meh i gotta agree with ya, i dont like em that much either, metallica is mainstream shit.
when you look back on the old bands such as black sabbath, rainbow, jimi hendix, and iron maiden, youll find that there alot better.
strikerofear 1 year ago
@ICaNBoosT4u LOL
SilverFoxchan 1 year ago
Animal Death Match:
Tortoise vs. Tortoise!
Lets get it one!
SilverFoxchan 1 year ago
FUNNY :D lol
DeluX0ni 1 year ago
My turn to doggy style! My turn...!
Syprian 1 year ago
Lol looked like the dog was getting ganked
sukarestu 1 year ago
0:32 the dog want to smell the tortoise butt
mexheix 1 year ago
SUMO
dangflo 1 year ago
rofl at the background music
jembalang42 1 year ago
u know the music playing when spock and kirk was fighting ?
that one fits this :D
Shetyre 1 year ago
Clash of the Titans - Backwoods Edition
ExelicaTriggerheart 1 year ago
oh u gonna fight? lemme sniff yo AAAYUUUSS
god dogs are so stupid
i10TD 1 year ago
Epic is the word.
"Come here dog, you gonna get it good!"
...
"You don't touch that dog! That's my dog!"
"Oh yeah, you and what army?!"
"Me and my SHELL ATTACK!"
qubodup 1 year ago
Epic!
Briadaboy24 1 year ago
The epic music just makes it 1000 x more funnier.
xXMissMarmaladeXx 1 year ago
what song is that?
markmanoman1 1 year ago
@markmanoman1 its not a song its from a program no song 4 u :P
ethanpika 1 year ago
headbanging fo show.
JeanHar93 1 year ago 3
The ultimate showdown! The fate of a nation hangs in the balance! Only one will leave the ring alive!
beagle050 1 year ago
Epic and Intence! this is better than the matrix lobby gun fight scene!
GalacticEarthling 1 year ago 3
Squirtle use SURF!
Bansheblade 1 year ago
That was sick...i wanna see an army of turtles fight a midget with out any arms or legs..
RAGNOR94 1 year ago
slow motion fighting ftw
chrisdelvalleisgreat 1 year ago
Lmao
issy6953 1 year ago
dat was so intense xD
GreenKoldAid 1 year ago
round 1! fight!!
dgr812 1 year ago
lol turtle is getting down to the beat :D
Shinno1337 1 year ago
if tanks had legs..
vdhdob 1 year ago 2
haha their heads !
eagalrox 1 year ago
Turtles are heavy metal! They know the way of headbanging ;D
Zingoo7 1 year ago
COWABUNGA!
Gotfried 1 year ago
wtf
19sharif19 1 year ago
ha! the battle continues...
SpitMeOut 1 year ago
wtf tortoises r weird
mrrandomrandomdom 1 year ago
Soundtrack WIN!
goberkeleygo 1 year ago 2
Did he died?
TQzHD 1 year ago
A turtle is one creature i never pictured getting into a serious fight.
MasterFreespirit 1 year ago
teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Slowergrass432 1 year ago
I guess that's how turtles fight... bobbing their heads at each other then whacking into each other with their front legs flailing. Epic.
UberMan5000 1 year ago
On ne saura jamais qui a remporté ce combat ! ^^
ghostgirl62 1 year ago
They're saying "That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh! We like it, Uh-huh Uh-huh!"
geekyandgeekier 1 year ago
no no.. its a pokemon match.. squirtle vs squirtle.. and they're using headbutt..
O_O
starkrocks 1 year ago
TURTLES CANT HURT EACH OTHER... LOL
hilltopdub 1 year ago
oh snap they were head banging before they started to fight lmao
evilcuppycake1112 1 year ago 3
SUMO Turtle!!!
Quirky1128 1 year ago
lol heads going up and down, yes , qiute indeed, ok lets fight, yeah bro sure lol
kill4you47 1 year ago
omgawd head banging turtle 0:32
blackholehearts 1 year ago
"A challenger appears!!"
SithDarthMax 1 year ago 48
lol for epic music!
SammyBoi992 1 year ago 4
How many scratches does it take to get the the center of a Squirtle?
SilentSpartan 1 year ago 2
I think the dog was trying to mediate the turtles qurel, but they decises to fight anyway. Doggie was saying " Can't we all just get along"
Lifeflame5 1 year ago
pussy dog
havapintoflager 1 year ago
Epic battle!!!
GhostTurtle1233 1 year ago
Slowest. Battle. Evar!
kittenwithagun 1 year ago
its like they're talking it out, LOL, then NOOOO *POW*
superartistgirl 1 year ago
OMG, if I see a trogtoise coming towards me now I'm gonna run liek hell!
lankygit101 1 year ago
where do you live to have this in your backyard?
najtrows 1 year ago 3
@najtrows haha
suzannedrakie 1 year ago
headbangers
Braindestructor 1 year ago
Epic indeed.
Dead1M 1 year ago
YEAH!
HEAD BANGING TURTLEZ!!! FTW
Darkdead95 1 year ago 3
epic argrement XD
jamesgob 1 year ago
It would've been funny if the dog was surrounded by tortoises and got thrashed.
NukeA6 1 year ago
0:22 cue for heavy metal headbangin =P and LOL that dog got blindsided!!!
assphinktersaiswhat 1 year ago
they wouldve fucked that dog up
PhillipoNguyen 1 year ago
i rather watch this then clash of the titans
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TheBawbag88 1 year ago
How does it end??!!
pillowsrockkk 1 year ago
@pillowsrockkk they fuck the dog
TheBawbag88 1 year ago
@TheBawbag88 Didn't see that coming...no pun intended.
pillowsrockkk 1 year ago
@pillowsrockkk lol, would be a long and painful process....
TheBawbag88 1 year ago
@pillowsrockkk It never ends since they keep doing it due that they are just boys and can not behave including my dog.
MissWicked1970 1 year ago
Imagine if our fights took place like the turtles.. Bobbing our heads around.. and then... ATTTTACK.
pinkpunk2193 1 year ago 17
@pinkpunk2193 - dont some martial arts bow before battle? about the same, but its no head bobbing.
Acornoa 1 year ago
@pinkpunk2193 You say that as if that's not how our fights take place.
Aoitetsugakusha 1 year ago
@Aoitetsugakusha When was the last time you saw two dudes bobbing there heads up and down with epic music playing in the background?
pinkpunk2193 1 year ago
@pinkpunk2193 thats kinda how our fights go.... when we yell, we bob our heads, one wrong word and ATTACK!
PivotWithBiscuitz 1 year ago
@pinkpunk2193 i'll definitely do that if i ever get into a bar fight. good idea!
SpitMeOut 1 year ago
@pinkpunk2193 they already consist of that, haven't you seen gang fights?
krazyaznrandumbppl 1 year ago
@pinkpunk2193 our fights do happen like that everyone fights like that right?
thundercow1 1 year ago
@thundercow1 Yes they do i suppose, but I meant with the epic music and stuff..
pinkpunk2193 1 year ago
@pinkpunk2193 well that could be arranged mwahhahahaha
thundercow1 1 year ago
lol. epic music.
lisagibbon 1 year ago
two turtles battle to win over the dog...it must be mating season
michelejrgm 1 year ago 2
Lol. If Ninja turtle's were real...
killersofa 1 year ago 3
Somehow this reminded me of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.. how odd
Deltamon 1 year ago
@Deltamon not odd, very true, lol
TheBawbag88 1 year ago
OMG THEY'RE EVERY WHERE X_X !
xAnukisx 1 year ago
crab battle!!!!
Krashevil 1 year ago
that wuz AWESOME!!!!!!
killertelletuby23 1 year ago
There can be only one!
SamusX10 1 year ago 32
EPIC
coolace108 1 year ago
haha headbanging tortoises now i have seen everything !
bigsteve2345 1 year ago 3
lol its tuck from the wonderpets!!!!!
RedBullBurger25 1 year ago 2
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ^^
Verfluuucht 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
marzipin 1 year ago
LMAO!!!
purplefreak7410 1 year ago
Epic battle!
gir908922 1 year ago
Is the music taken from one of the God of War games? I DEMAND an answer!
ProjectExodus 1 year ago
the defender rushed to the rescue so fast it didn't even finish the grass-lunch it was busy with. Some of it hanging out the mouth as they start the stare down!!!
MrBenjaminLegend 1 year ago
LMAO!
RobertMProductions 1 year ago
0:25 Hip hop ? :P Yo yo yooo :P
52KcA52 1 year ago
Lol theyre head banging \m/ The music made it so Epic xD The dog was like scratch
CeEj91xD 1 year ago
look at those tortoises head bang, wouldnt want to meet those guys in a dark alley
inuyasha2448 1 year ago
Turtle Kombat
Ready?
Fight!
Yes, I know they're tortoises, but turtle sounded better.
MoonbeamTraveler 1 year ago
0:22 epic butt sniff
10012jman 1 year ago
Borring.
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
music is epic XD
seru1907 1 year ago
best clip ever! :D
stecu07 1 year ago
0:15 oh sh- get me out guys,misson failed
desertricker 1 year ago
EXTREME! better than UFC!
jaymcd84 1 year ago
lol they're just insulting each other at first, then they go at it
DarkheavenKSA 1 year ago
The music xD
When the second tortoise comes in haha
Calamari5 1 year ago
Squirtle used Scratch!
Squirtle used Scratch!
Squirtle used Scratch!
etc.
BedroomBassist 1 year ago 41
@BedroomBassist - could also be a tackle.
Acornoa 1 year ago
@Acornoa Excellent point.. :D
BedroomBassist 1 year ago
@BedroomBassist "It wasn't very effective!"
GrixieKong 1 year ago 2
Squirtle used Tackle! It was not very effective.
Deltamon 1 year ago
Gangster fight lol
MrLeTomi 1 year ago
I enjoy tortles.
CROUTONZZ 1 year ago