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  • They "yes"-ed eachother to death!

  • Song?

    

  • winner: MW3

  • dog: oh no help!

    tortoise: haha no one can save you now!!!

    2nd tortoise: im here to help

    1st tortoise: im bigger than you so die

    2nd tortoise im smaller but stronger die

    epic slow battle

  • Headbangwar :D

  • that's how tortoises play rock paper scissors

  • The dog: Shit just got serious I'm out.

  • 0:20 they tried to yes eachother to death..

  • "Hn. Hn. Hn. Hn. HN. HN. HN. HN! HN! HNNNNN!" XD

  • they look like fighting old men. .. xD

  • blastoise vs. bowser

  • '

    haha a cute dog bring this turtle to meet another turtle and makelove,,,

    dog go away

  • HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!

  • Goddamn, I was on the edge of my seat, sweating like hell!!

  • Trying to be ninjas...

  • V-Rex battle ignores King Kong!

  • the dog was out of place.. haha

  • 0:22 What in the hell are those turtles doing?

  • Turtle Mosh

  • WHAT?! Squirtle is evolving!!! *DUN DUN* *DUN DUN* Squirtle has evolved into Wartortle!!

  • Battle of the Blastoise. >:D

  • 0:39 BADASS MUSIC STARTS!!! :)

  • 0.37 BADASS MUSIC STARTS!

  • TFC turtle fighting championship.

    

  • Squirtle used Flail!

    It had no effect...

  • '

    awww a dog did put 2 turtles to makeloves each other,,,

    a cute dog

  • @bestamerica are you retarded?

  • At first the turtles play Rock paper scissor :)

  • Lol that was funny love the addition of the music

  • Wartortle uses Skull Bash!

    It's super effective!

    Wartortle fainted!

  • This video name title needs to be changed to "Dog saved by EPIC tortoise battle"

  • if they push hard enough they will make one gaint tortoise!

  • headbang tortoise!!

  • Nod battle!!!!!

  • A wild TURTWIG had appeared!

    GO SQUIRTLE!

  • lol@the dog taking his time to sniff the tortoise butt before the tortoise started exchanging heated words with the other (head banging)

  • in 0:22 to 0:31 the tortoises are rocking their heads to the hardcore music

  • I love the dramatic music. ;D.

  • So cute! =p lol :D

  • WOW! What? That was amazing!

  • HEADBANGERS!!!!!

  • rofl, oh god, I love this so much. <3

  • nod nod nod nod 

  • falcon head but!

  • The music makes it 9999% more intense :D

  • @xAshreex seriosly i heard it first without sound and i was lie thiis is dumb ass fuck thn i turned the sound up and replayed it and almost fell of my chair laughing

  • 0:22 Do the tortoise rave!

  • Why did you stop it ... That was Epic

  • you could say that was *puts on sunglasses* a slow battle YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAA

  • @10000colts HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!

  • battle for the ultimate head bang

  • Their heads are nodding looks like there're lisining to music

    Yo lisen to this

  • Love the epic music XD

  • 0:30

    "ey man what you listning to"

    "metallica"

    "metallica sucks"

    "rawr! ima kill you"

  • @strikerofear metallica does suck... lol just kidding... a tiny bit. i don't like listening to them but they got great skill. i just don't like the singing =_=''

  • @XAlphaZEROX meh i gotta agree with ya, i dont like em that much either, metallica is mainstream shit.

    when you look back on the old bands such as black sabbath, rainbow, jimi hendix, and iron maiden, youll find that there alot better.

  • @ICaNBoosT4u  LOL

  • Animal Death Match:

    Tortoise vs. Tortoise!

    Lets get it one!

  • FUNNY :D lol

  • My turn to doggy style! My turn...!

  • Lol looked like the dog was getting ganked

  • 0:32 the dog want to smell the tortoise butt

  • SUMO

  • rofl at the background music

  • u know the music playing when spock and kirk was fighting ?

    that one fits this :D

  • Clash of the Titans - Backwoods Edition

  • oh u gonna fight? lemme sniff yo AAAYUUUSS

    god dogs are so stupid

  • Epic is the word.

    "Come here dog, you gonna get it good!"

    ...

    "You don't touch that dog! That's my dog!"

    "Oh yeah, you and what army?!"

    "Me and my SHELL ATTACK!"

  • Epic!

  • The epic music just makes it 1000 x more funnier.

  • what song is that?

  • @markmanoman1 its not a song its from a program no song 4 u :P

  • headbanging fo show.

  • The ultimate showdown! The fate of a nation hangs in the balance! Only one will leave the ring alive!

  • Epic and Intence! this is better than the matrix lobby gun fight scene!

  • Squirtle use SURF!

  • That was sick...i wanna see an army of turtles fight a midget with out any arms or legs..

  • slow motion fighting ftw

  • Lmao

  • dat was so intense xD

  • round 1! fight!!

  • lol turtle is getting down to the beat :D

  • if tanks had legs..

  • haha their heads !

  • Turtles are heavy metal! They know the way of headbanging ;D

  • COWABUNGA!

  • wtf

  • ha! the battle continues...

  • wtf tortoises r weird

  • Soundtrack WIN!

  • Did he died?

  • A turtle is one creature i never pictured getting into a serious fight.

  • teenage mutant ninja turtles!

  • I guess that's how turtles fight... bobbing their heads at each other then whacking into each other with their front legs flailing. Epic.

  • On ne saura jamais qui a remporté ce combat ! ^^

  • They're saying "That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh! We like it, Uh-huh Uh-huh!"

  • no no.. its a pokemon match.. squirtle vs squirtle.. and they're using headbutt..

    O_O

  • TURTLES CANT HURT EACH OTHER... LOL

  • oh snap they were head banging before they started to fight lmao

  • SUMO Turtle!!!

  • lol heads going up and down, yes , qiute indeed, ok lets fight, yeah bro sure lol

  • omgawd head banging turtle 0:32

  • "A challenger appears!!"

  • lol for epic music!

  • How many scratches does it take to get the the center of a Squirtle?

  • I think the dog was trying to mediate the turtles qurel, but they decises to fight anyway. Doggie was saying " Can't we all just get along"

  • pussy dog

  • Epic battle!!!

  • Slowest. Battle. Evar!

  • its like they're talking it out, LOL, then NOOOO *POW*

  • OMG, if I see a trogtoise coming towards me now I'm gonna run liek hell!

  • where do you live to have this in your backyard?

  • @najtrows haha

  • headbangers

  • Epic indeed.

  • YEAH!

    HEAD BANGING TURTLEZ!!! FTW

  • epic argrement XD

  • It would've been funny if the dog was surrounded by tortoises and got thrashed.

  • 0:22 cue for heavy metal headbangin =P and LOL that dog got blindsided!!!

  • they wouldve fucked that dog up

  • i rather watch this then clash of the titans

  • How does it end??!!

  • @pillowsrockkk they fuck the dog

  • @TheBawbag88 Didn't see that coming...no pun intended.

  • @pillowsrockkk lol, would be a long and painful process....

  • @pillowsrockkk It never ends since they keep doing it due that they are just boys and can not behave including my dog.

  • Imagine if our fights took place like the turtles.. Bobbing our heads around.. and then... ATTTTACK.

  • @pinkpunk2193 - dont some martial arts bow before battle? about the same, but its no head bobbing.

  • @pinkpunk2193 You say that as if that's not how our fights take place.

  • @Aoitetsugakusha When was the last time you saw two dudes bobbing there heads up and down with epic music playing in the background?

  • @pinkpunk2193 thats kinda how our fights go.... when we yell, we bob our heads, one wrong word and ATTACK!

  • @pinkpunk2193 i'll definitely do that if i ever get into a bar fight. good idea!

  • @pinkpunk2193 they already consist of that, haven't you seen gang fights?

  • @pinkpunk2193 our fights do happen like that everyone fights like that right?

  • @thundercow1 Yes they do i suppose, but I meant with the epic music and stuff..

  • @pinkpunk2193 well that could be arranged mwahhahahaha

  • lol. epic music.

  • two turtles battle to win over the dog...it must be mating season

  • Lol. If Ninja turtle's were real...

  • Somehow this reminded me of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.. how odd

  • @Deltamon not odd, very true, lol

  • OMG THEY'RE EVERY WHERE X_X !

  • crab battle!!!!

  • that wuz AWESOME!!!!!!

  • There can be only one!

  • EPIC

  • haha headbanging tortoises now i have seen everything !

  • lol its tuck from the wonderpets!!!!!

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ^^

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.­

  • LMAO!!!

  • Epic battle!

  • Is the music taken from one of the God of War games? I DEMAND an answer!

  • the defender rushed to the rescue so fast it didn't even finish the grass-lunch it was busy with. Some of it hanging out the mouth as they start the stare down!!!

  • LMAO!

  • 0:25 Hip hop ? :P Yo yo yooo :P

  • Lol theyre head banging \m/ The music made it so Epic xD The dog was like scratch

  • look at those tortoises head bang, wouldnt want to meet those guys in a dark alley

  • Turtle Kombat

    Ready?

    Fight!

    Yes, I know they're tortoises, but turtle sounded better.

  • 0:22 epic butt sniff

  • Borring.

  • music is epic XD

  • best clip ever! :D

  • 0:15 oh sh- get me out guys,misson failed

  • EXTREME! better than UFC!

  • lol they're just insulting each other at first, then they go at it

  • The music xD

    When the second tortoise comes in haha

  • Squirtle used Scratch!

    Squirtle used Scratch!

    Squirtle used Scratch!

    etc.

  • @BedroomBassist - could also be a tackle.

  • @Acornoa Excellent point.. :D

  • @BedroomBassist "It wasn't very effective!"

  • Squirtle used Tackle! It was not very effective.

  • Gangster fight lol

  • I enjoy tortles.