Pwning theanswersofnwo in under 2 minutes

[Tarynus]

His best argument was "Apes are retarded" & even then, he need only watch his other videos to realise how close to the truth that argument was

[curiousgeorge1940]

Saw this for the first time today ... How did that four-eyed , shit-for-brains ever learn to stand upright ? ... much less learn to speak our language ....

[WyreWizard]

In my eyes, Theanswersofnwo3 is evil incarnate.

[Deanbass77]

Bronze, silver, gold and platinum medals Jag, I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time. Someone really needs to sit this poor kid down and draw him some pictures.

[k0rps3gynd3r]

this is what happens when you get home schooled by christian extremists.

[radahad000]

0:27 almost killed me. I had to take a huge breath and slowly release to prevent my chest from imploding.

[seeker6789]

LOL This kid is a trip. He does a great job of destroying himself

[whannes]

i dont believe in humanity anymore.

[Roxsith]

awwwww here you gave me hope that i would get a good laugh by linking to his channel, and then its closed >.<

[4mAALIKcHIN4]

ha x infinity

[roseminty]

Oh, and I love your shirt. xD

[roseminty]

I totally lost it every time the hose "experiment" came up.

[itzahazylife]

the video cutting to the hose pouring water into the hole everytime he's done his sentence had me rolling.

[JaguarJ0nes]

@itzahazylife Thanks, I think you were the only one who got that!

[Ilikenuman]

oh man, that kid is one poor lost individual

[HowDaWorldTwerks]

Its interesting since they changed the rating system, the like/dislike ratio was 363 to 149. People love Doc! (me too)

[coopersnoop]

This video was just plain fantastic !!! Great, great work!

[TheHomelessCripple]

holy crap, this kid is retarded.

[metalxx7]

By his logic if scientists new the age of the earth they could cure cancer? what in the fucking tits?

[chrismc89]

BEST.INTRO.EVER!!!! Epic, epic, epic LOL!!

[AcanLord]

ooooh, hose boy.

anyone noticed how he can`t seem to close his mouth entirely?

Kind of reminds me of some sort of Bottom feeding detrivore of some type.

[CalicoVall]

Actually, I was reminded of the fish in the family Agnatha. Being a spineless, coldblooded, bloodsucking, jawless parasite already, he could easily be classified in the family Agnatha and he wouldn't feel the least bit lonely. ^_-

[AcanLord]

Or improperly classified. 0w0

[UTSLC801]

proof of creation is sacred geometry and phi (fibonacci numbers, golden mean)

[Aaberg123]

Sure it is :)

[anchoviesyuk]

Why is it that most people who don't believe in evolution look like they could trace their family tree back to when they were actually living in it?

[Leehofooks]

Hahaha Good strategy. Just let him speak for himself.

[ftwsmp]

This is what life looks like at the shallow end of the gene pool.

[Zoppellaccia]

HAHAHAHHA!!!!

Watering the garden will never be the same again!!!

[FHomeBrew]

I dug and filled a whole pond in my yard, then how stupid must I seem :-C

[Gaawachan]

Wah... it's so funny but it's so horrifying!

[Alex618mir]

god damn,q-dragon has to own him too

[amoxtlacatl]

1:37

"I ARE evolved"

Nuff said.

[freqmart]

"but uh, apes are retarded" LOL, what a dumbass

[burkeyatm]

How on earth did this guy figure out the workings of a video camera?

[philthy122]

He never did answer my question "were his parents related?" I have a funny feeling they could well be.

[sambudwiser]

omfg! funny lol very well done!

[fonna]

Hehehe.....

Oh, I'll say it once, I'll say it again.

PLEASE!! Do NOT homeschool your children!!

[f2928]

How dare he disgrace the 49ers like that at least he wasn't wearing a Jacksonville hat

[ftwsmp]

Poor kid. That's what happens when the chromosomes don't line up properly.

[grim0033]

I'd make a piss taking remark, but i wont because im sure this guy has recieved more than his fair share of insults over his lifetime.

[ftwsmp]

What's his fair share?

[grim0033]

I'm not exactly sure, but I doubt any insult I could come up with would top anything already previously hurled in his directon.

[Farksisten]

This guy gets distracted by his own finger... Nuff said!

[soulinite]

That boy aint right.

[Mythification]

Fuck me! He is so freaking dum =)

[TheDarkKnight987]

LOL! Self Pwnage is awesome. theanswerofnwo needs to go to school.

[Jphss87]

but it still was a good vid

[Jphss87]

You didn't pwn him. You picked a really ez target. Its like saying you pwned a cripple in the 100 meter dash.

[SidewaysGts]

But is it ok to pwn the cripple in the 100 meter dash after theyve ranted about how slow/stupid/retarded you are and theyll obviously beat you because you fail?

[SteilAmSeil]

brilliant intro

[draagon66]

You must have noticed how everyone who auditions for American Idol id convinced that they are star material ... regardless of lack of any talent. Convinced.

By the same token, every cheeses-freek nut-case on YT is convinced that they are all-knowing and have the absolute truth, but the ones with the most strangled absence of common sense and basic scientific knowledge are the ones that are REALLY convinced.

This is one of them. You could make a very funny reality TV show out of this one.

[TheShortStory]

gotta LOVE the intro! XD

THAT's how you make a pwnage video!

[KarinMikazuki]

You put me to tears already at the beginning of the video

[JaguarJ0nes]

Yeah, a lot of people cry when they see me.

[mclovin779]

@JaguarJ0nes out of admiration

[rhabdoviridae]

This is a brilliant little piece of self-pwnage, something I have never seen before. It's amazing that this guy doesn't possess the self-awareness to know how much of a devolved idiot he is. Hell, even apes are self-aware.

Straight to favorites and 5 stars.

[mightyreal]

Theanswersofnwo has closed his channel - I think I might miss him.

Well, just a little.

[JaguarJ0nes]

That being the case, I think I will take all the stuff about him down except for the LMAN.

[EmilyTheGreat80]

Jag, I suggest you check out this user, theanswersofnwo3. Date Created: March 30. But I don't think they are the same person ::SNICKERING:: I love how how some creationists either a) block/filter user comments, or b) close their accounts all together when faced with an ownage. It's almost like they are afraid of learning something! AHH NOT KNOWLEDGE!! That's "evil" I guess.

[JaguarJ0nes]

That is the same person! Funny video comming right up. Should be up in about an hour!

[Vire70]

LOl. So totally 0wned.

[Sabrefan80]

haha. I love this kid, he's such an idiot.

[soulinite]

LOL.

[boonw]

STOP MAKING FUN OF THIS KID! We should be sympathetic the the mentally challenged.

[soulinite]

I know a lot of people with asperger's syndrome who have not devoted a youtube channel to trying to destroy science.

[soulinite]

It's his fault for posting video's like this on youtube.

[slackjaw67446]

It looks like he had a pencil stabbed into the bottom of his throat.

[SlckJwdBtnk]

I watched the retarded kid's (and this is not being an insult. By the way the kid tries to articulate his words, I'm guessing his IQ is in the 80 to 90 range) video about the Grand Canyon and his one on 'Why I am a Republican,' and WOW is all I can say.

Jag, I love your videos, but this kid is so laughable is borders on sad. I see your point that he represents a lot of the dumb shit floating around out there, but come on. The little dude obviously has a major learning disability.

[soulinite]

Sad clowns are still funny.

[MpowerdAPE]

thats the best comment ive read in a while.

[soulinite]

Thanks bro.

[787Bisurdaddy]

Sad and/or injured clowns are the only clowns that ARE funny.

I hate clowns.

[whisperelmwood]

oh MAN is that kid just.. I think he needs to go learn how to read and then pick up a book other than the babble c.c

[the2500]

Oh man, that was funny. I Feel like i should tell you to leave the poor dope alone, but... that was funny.

[JaguarJ0nes]

I have gotten more than a few "pick on somebody your own size" coments but this guy is just so funny, I can't help myslef.

[XiaoGui17]

You pick on someone your own size for a serious debate. You never pick on someone your own size for pwnage!

[Herufaia]

Just when I think I couldn't possibly find anyone stupider than I already have, some loony escapes from the bin.

[PeterKipps]

Oxygen thief

[deconstrained]

LAWL!!! EXCELLENT Alex Jones impersonation! Win, win, win, WIN!!!

[edmanrapperu]

That comment about football (the european kind, the real kind of football) is bound to piss Richard off :D

[yekahs]

He has to be a parody! Its too fucking funny!

[lonerook860]

theanswersofnwo is a good argument against evolution - because there is no way natural selection could allow something this fucking stupid to survive.

[bbugmenott]

u mispelled coughlan666 in ur video tags gawddamnit

[omegavalerius]

The question is: does he have a functioning brain that is dumbed down by bad education and lack of stimuli or does he in fact have a substantial lack of mental capabilities caused by some neurological disease? Anyone in relevant fields who might give us a clue?

[Atriviality]

theanswersofnwo.

So stupid he pwns himself.

[Bookwyrm86]

Holy smokes.

I thought Hovind was in a league of his own.

This guy...this guy...I just don't have the words. It hurt listening to the little fool.

[boertush]

And I always thought it was impossible to have an IQ below zero, I guess I have to step down from my own dogma

[nkarimzai]

hahahahahahahhaa oh my goodness this video has me laughing to tears!! so going in my favorites!! but i agree with grenangle this loser is sooo not worth a pwning, but im sure u had fun doing it! that loser could swear he knows everything i honestly think hes crazy! no joke he needs help.

[anthonzi]

"ape are retarded" is the greatest of ironies

xD

[Rorty00]

"Solve cancer"!?! The hose into the hole was the best....LoL

[theatheistgal]

IQ-ummmm that kid is no brighter than a 3 watt.

[zeffii]

: ) a broken 3 watt at that

[nevinyrralsdisk]

Jaguar J0nes, you may need a viewer advisory disclaimer at the beginning. Warning: Listening to this individual may cause brain damage or at the very least make you wish for it so you wouldn't remember what he just said.

[grenangle]

I dont think this guy is worthy of pwning You didnt really do it, he did. The bit at the end where he nearly realizes his mistake is gold though.

[thunderpants10]

win

[Elitistb616]

I love the very last bit.

This individual is experiencing a disconnect from reality. I'm not entirely certain we should be taking any sort of pleasure from watching his sad flailings in this ocean of chaos.

[coasterpro]

If NWO is fake he's the best most subtle Poe I've ever seen.

[generaleskimo]

Omg... how can there be someone this stupid... how does he remember to BREATH?

[yahyahtoopy]

maby god( the voices in his head) tell him to

[SoFoSTheWise]

You mean breathe, however I agree with you.

[Danmill23]

lol.  You cannot fake that!

[smpunditz]

I think NWO is a satirist.

[xerc1]

I really start liking this guy. Maybe I shoud subscribe. I have to find out if he isn't just a funny atheist trying to give good old YECs a bad reputation.

[Ing213]

Apparently he's genuine. But I'm as baffled as the rest of you.

Anyone else think that he's Ron Howard in makeup?

[ragetony]

ummmm aaaaaaa derrrrrrr

[spicspac81]

''Have you ever gone to a zoo, but apes are retarded!''

Not only an exceedingly intelligent comment, but grammatically correct. What a guy!

Brilliant video.

[amig90]

PWNED!!

[Ryan44567]

Wow. . .

[Rakly3]

Under 2 mins, and his vid is 1:59

Guess you have to be a nerd to find that funny :D

[guugolpl0x]

9001?

[MillionSword]

LOL! oh my god that was funny. Especially the end. Comedy gold.

[Stead3111]

it isnt even fair picking on this guy. he doesnt have the ability to make sense. period.

"You're doing it wrong!"

[Valvallaria]

HE'S A "MISSING LINK"! OMFG!

...

no wait, these missiong links are WAY to high evolved to say crap like he does...

[lennyhipp]

hey JJ, as part of the rules, you need to put a link to the vid in the description, not just in the vid itself!

[NwZ2]

Typical American arrogance....soccer is a "dumb" sport? What is this twat talking about. There's a reason why soccer is a world-wide popular sport. Of course cognitive dissonance ensues when this kid feels butthurt that what he likes isn't also religiously liked, so of course he has to say insults in order to feel right about himself.

As an American, I wish he were deported. Too bad democracy is 4 wolves and lamb deciding what's for dinner.

[revolvingdoo]

lmao hillarious shit.

[mrbadguysan]

I'm kinda with answers when it comes to football though.

[geffel]

I've got to make a response to this sad little twat.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Don't watch more than about 10 minutes of video at a time or blood will shoot out your eyes!

[geffel]

I expect this guy writes "retarded" as "retarted"...

Of course he could be a total parody genius. I mean who could have come up with the 80 per cent stupid/92 per cent religious comment but either a dumb bastard of monocellular proportions or a collossal genius..?

[mongrellius]

"Retarted". Is that a born again tart?

[geffel]

For some reason (or no reason) the very stupid use the word "retarded" quite often and yet they always spell it "Retarted".

[mongrellius]

I've noticed the same. "ur retarted" always gets me grinning. I've always just lacked the proper avenue to use that line...

[roseminty]

@mongrellius

Thank you so much for that comment. I almost died.

[pallevader]

Apes are almost as retarded as pangolins are gay looking.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Almonst, pallevader, almost.

[pe3er]

but i will anyway i hope you win:)

[pe3er]

damn then i cant enter my condom commercial.

[Farksisten]

What a dipshit...

[ThisBalladSucks]

haha, wow!

[terrarising]

Holy hell, dude!

Jonesy, has anyone told you that you look like Greg Raymer?

In any case, great video!

"Apes Are Retarded" needs to be the next internet meme.

[JaguarJ0nes]

I don't know who that is but I do work with a guy named Greg Ramey and I can't stand him. I will check out this guy.

[terrarising]

Greg Raymer is the 2004 World Series of Poker Champion.

Check out his wikipedia page for a photo.

[qanazir]

Self Pwnage to the highest degree,

However you should yell some more.

It's funny.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Noted. I like yelling!

[Hall1263]

"apes are retarded" hahahahaha

[BohemianBlasphemy]

Also, vote for Pedro.

[ThetaOmega]

What's with this guy pissing in a hole in the ground?

Also, where is the mention of gay-looking pangolins?

[Philfa]

Is this guy Minkus from "Boy Meets World"?

[Yevhen123]

The retarded guy need help:S

[sweatytoothmadman]

If you look on his channel he rated one of Edward Currents videos 5 stars.

[quinn2469]

he rated one of Edward Currents videos 5 stars.

That's hilarious!! I've always wondered if a YEC would ever stumble upon an Edward Current video and be like, "Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about! I love this guy! Preach brother Edward!" Wow, just wow.

[jdf088]

The young man obviously has rocks in his head.....lol.

[quinn2469]

The young man obviously has rocks in his head.....lol.

Of course, they are only 6,000 year old rocks...

[jackfin]

What a shame. Hope he gets better soon.

[Angelflesh]

Words to live by: "It is stupid to believe something that is boring."

[mirandansa]

He 5-starred Edward Current's "Five Biggest LIES About Christianity", which means he didn't notice its sarcasm.

[SayYesToReason]

Who the hell is this theanswersofnwo guy? Is he related to Napoleon Dynamite?

[mak1759]

Good move !! let the..... thing with a face do the talking.

Has the CDC picked him up yet for sterilization?

FEAR THE BUNNY! 8)

[mongrellius]

Sorry, mak1759, I just gave you a thumbs down by mistake, I meant it to be a thumbs up. The bunny rules!

[hEaDoNtHeBlOcK]

I was just nosing around his page and looked at a few of his videos. Funny stuff. Either he's a comic genius or he's frighteningly psychopathic.

Anyhoo, I checked his most recently rated videos and he 5 starred Edward Current.............I wonder if he actually gets it..........

[jdf088]

I would have to say he doesn't........he's far too dense to understand satire.

[ComradeAgopian]

He is painful to watch .

[godlessmessiah]

80 plus videos and all are under 2 1/2 stars....

its clear he is the biggest failure at youtube.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Just a bit, Alieve will help with the headache.

[JaguarJ0nes]

Hey Nick --- That's his name.

If you make decent video's, you get 5 star ratings. If you behave like a moron, people will rate you a little higher. I understand why you would rate this video as 1 but no one else is.

Best wishes

[Gnug215]

Lol..... wait, I should be crying. It's sad to see stupidity on such a massive scale.

[hEaDoNtHeBlOcK]

Nice job.......a bit of self pwnage always goes down well........

Oh.....and I just checked......poor old NWO rated you a 1 star.......which is interesting.....seeing as it's pretty much just him in this vid.........

[lowcomedy]

I smile; it's going to be a beautiful day.