The "stupid church" hasn't made it "taboo." That's your overreaction to everyone's (religious or secular) desire not to reduce sex to something as common and blas`e as a handshake.
"this is biology, people!" the audience comments in the background of your video are very funny - you may also be interested in reading this webpage about tortoises, too
do a google search for "terrifying sex organs of male turtles", you'll find it very educational
sounds like my father when he takes a poop
lblitzer 3 weeks ago
lol...wheres his dick? o.o
PrettyGirlSwag123216 1 month ago
YOU NO GET DA BREAK UUUUURRRRRNNNNGGGGGGHhh
TheDurhampower1 1 month ago
doggy style :D
stefi1009 3 months ago 3
@stefi1009 ikr lol
PrettyGirlSwag123216 1 month ago
funniest thing ever
aj530040 3 months ago
sounds like a man getting it on!
hippyable 3 months ago
I saw this the other day at the zoo, except the males were doing a train on the female, LOL!!!!!!!
RocStock1 4 months ago
good for him
Floatykitten 5 months ago
sqirtle was born in 2 months
blasam01 6 months ago
This is biology people...
iamJunica 7 months ago
Like an old man
62080332 7 months ago
nice this video is popular with girls between 13-17 years old ;) jeje
Oh shit alot of old pervs too lol 0_0
oogle78 8 months ago
Hang in there buddy, just 5 more mins to go...
mixedvenom2 9 months ago
this is fkkin sick u pervs
MultiDwayne12 9 months ago
Oh dear lord.
lauralivesinatree 9 months ago
For such little animals a great sound.
jikkehond 10 months ago
hahaha i dont even know how to describe this except for awkkward
mookseicuddlepoof 11 months ago
doggy style??? Turtle style baby
hyperkidmatt 11 months ago
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGH
DanIsTotallyUncool 1 year ago
Lol he's really enjoying himself xD
No1Richman 1 year ago
Like a boss.
TheDeistAngle 1 year ago 3
I LIKE TURTLES!
GodfatherGaming1 1 year ago 2
this is biology people >:I
Auraagana 1 year ago
mom why is a turtle stading in another turtle?
mudkip96 1 year ago
sounds like someone cough
Magikjimmey 1 year ago
1:20 + I think they fell asleep
iNullify11 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Lady: "This is biology people."
Tortoise: "Ughhhhhhhhhhh"
Oh that just made my day guys...
yoshiroolz3 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Lady: "This is biology people."
Tortoise: "Ughhhhhhhhhhh"
Oh that just made my day guys...
yoshiroolz3 1 year ago
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yoshiroolz3 1 year ago
I dunno what made me laugh more...
The comments on this video... OR THAT "UNF" SOUND!!!
Serpentiana 1 year ago
Lol, that sound is classic!
ram2711 1 year ago
Omg... the sound... lol
MishalMooreLover 1 year ago
remembers me of STFD.net, only with shells.
D7maj 1 year ago
he goes hardbody lmao
410MaXiMuS 1 year ago
lol!
potlick18 1 year ago
luckily my wife doesnt scream like that
Mikerules10 1 year ago
NEEEUUUUUUUUUUHHH!1!
Temarisboy 1 year ago
"this is biology people" HAHA I laughed so hard at that!
doranazz 1 year ago
probably takes like a year to get started
JazzNaySean 1 year ago
You naughty tortoise...
"Get over here bitch!"
1moe7 1 year ago
they should of shown more energy :*)
ant10112 1 year ago
i saw to tortoises having sex at the fort wayne zoo once.............
never been the same again :)
HotAsIce88 1 year ago 2
ts not disgusting we human r gonna do that
VansMaster12 1 year ago
Ahahaha! This made me laugh out loud. Favourited.
InsanityMuch 2 years ago 3
he's a real dick neck!
CCSofChocolatesvill 2 years ago
I saw this happen myself in cotswold zoo It was REALLY LOUD
shad364 2 years ago 3
1:10 and forward - did he just notice that people are watching? ;)
Skywalker91 2 years ago
dis is well funny
DsBoy1CP 2 years ago
After I heard the "URRRRGH" that's when I bursted out laughing.
Zamhib 2 years ago
Sounds like chewbacca making love to yoda.
Str4t0sPh3rE 2 years ago 4
get in their my son!!!!!!!!
yourmumisadick 2 years ago 5
I like to put this really loud on my speakers so my roommate can hear it when he has a girl in his room. hahahaha!!!
tlboldua 2 years ago 60
@tlboldua oh God that's funny!
Brinah 1 year ago
imagin the other way around xD ( the face)
MegaLol555 2 years ago
"THIS IS BIOLOGY PEOPLE."
Rawrizar 2 years ago 3
ungh.. this is funny.. :D
RatafakTehPlachta 2 years ago
it's funny how hard hes trying
bigdautorio 2 years ago
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chewittdon 2 years ago
?????
yang867 2 years ago
I am really wondering if those norises are real. I have never known tortoises to make any noise at all.
car2004 2 years ago
Yes those noises are real i heard the same at the Saint louis zoo this summer!!!!
rapidride2 2 years ago 4
They do!
MettallicDesease 2 years ago
UUUURRRRRNNNNGGGGGGGHhh
freakynoobz 2 years ago 70
ow yeah!
Fader45 2 years ago
rofllllll
sararofl 2 years ago
URGHNNGHHHH
casanovahagfish 2 years ago 5
he is really giving it to her
dntcrwhtythnk 2 years ago
"this is biology people" 0:42
biplargnu 2 years ago 6
Errwoooo....Errwooo
porsche911gt3 3 years ago
hahahahaha
Angel2723 3 years ago
Very Sexy
5/5
M00dyFlame 3 years ago
Wow. Those were some awkward noises
stupidsnicker 3 years ago 4
slow hahahaha
FLACOTES 3 years ago
Well,he's diggin it.But I don't think she cares lol
fallcrysilk 3 years ago
wow.i went to singapore zoo everytime and cant even c this :O RARE XD
coolcater96 3 years ago
uhhhhh
zootycoon2forever 3 years ago
sex is everywhere; I don't know why the stupid church has made it such a taboo.
mcline007 4 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
The "stupid church" hasn't made it "taboo." That's your overreaction to everyone's (religious or secular) desire not to reduce sex to something as common and blas`e as a handshake.
snoobeagle 3 years ago
@mcline007 because we're not animals
d0d0Lgarutz 1 year ago
@d0d0Lgarutz I hope you're joking... o_O
Bunniesrulebro 1 year ago
he like pushes lol
Edmangox 4 years ago
Must be some boring sex.
Kureji 4 years ago
I think some Isaac Hayes would be appropriate for this video.
gimmeapenny 4 years ago
"this is biology, people!" the audience comments in the background of your video are very funny - you may also be interested in reading this webpage about tortoises, too
do a google search for "terrifying sex organs of male turtles", you'll find it very educational
Drhoz 4 years ago
sorry, i cant understand
lolker 4 years ago
lmao meights!
adz870 4 years ago
sorry i cant understand
yang867 4 years ago
rofl
TheMarlonC 4 years ago
sorry, i cant understand
yang867 4 years ago