The Big Bang Theory - Top 10 Sheldon's Quote

[FullBring88]

#2 should have been #1 !!!!!

[colorful270]

i now have a much better understanding of friends with benifents

[CauseImLeahLikeThat]

I'M BATMAN...

shhh ;O

[XboxArcher]

@Caygo07 He started off with bone claws yes, but they did not manifest until his 'father' was shot, this sub psychotic rage made the mutation present itself, he wasn't born with them, they manifested at a heightened emotional point. Rouge didn't suck the life out of people before she tries to kiss that boy. He wasn't born with them. now who's the dumbass?

[ptproduction14]

i actualy laughed very hard at the 9th one.

"ah gravity,thou art thou heartless bitch"

[XboxArcher]

Sheldon is actually wrong on the wolverine quote.

[Caygo07]

@XboxArcher wolverine actually was born with BONE claws dumbass

[DaphneSelena]

I'm Batman!

[jackdavenportsbaby11]

lol Sheldon's definitely my favorite Big Bang character

[waterocean70]

! should be "Live long and Suck it!"

[GearedUndersGoToGuy]

Oh gravity thou art a heartless bitch

[powhahaa]

"im batman Shhhhh" I lolled

[2111jade]

You forot "You're in my spot"

[2111jade]

1:32 lol! Sheldon never cusses! :)

[kylescotternest]

lol tell me the SECRET! IM batman.. hahhahaha white nerds are the funiest people. i should no i am one.

[DontForgetToSmileXD]

Mom smokes in the car, jesus is ok with it just dont tell dad! XD

[sanemcelikcim]

"12 years after high school, and i´m still at the nerd table" haha well, like you said. even your name has the word "nerd" in it.

[BrittanyBolin12]

Leonard: "Not that secret! The other secret!"

Sheldon: "I'M BATMANN!! Shh!!"

^^ :D

[kitten287]

2 was awesome

[janisaisbored]

two people are sheldon haters  :(

[XxSheik13xX]

@janisaisbored No, two people just suck. :) LOL

[badpanda84]

what epsoide is number 2 from

[aj19bcx]

@badpanda84 s2e21 the vegas renormalization.

[sdraiders1]

"I'm Batmannnn"" lol i laughed so hard when i heard him say that!!

[Broadwaygirl01]

The gravity one should be in the top five not the bottom.

[HolyCrapUrUgly]

big bang theory sucks

[justbass12]

@HolyCrapUrUgly ur mom doesnt complain

[itsnotgayina3way]

i didnt know what this show was

i was a fool

but now im proud 

[girlfromwintercourt]

I'M BATMANNNNNN! SSSHHHH!

[FinTheDew]

I hate the time line in the intro...

[Vladicuss]

You missed Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock, OR the infamous Sheldon Cooper For The Win. >:(

[jesustonight]

wolverine was not born with bone claws its was a stupid ass retcon

made by idiots in tte 90s

like the hal jordan /parallax error

[Jamsessionroom1337]

Sheldon was right...wolverine WAS born with bone claws...how could Howard not know that?

:P

[PanryLi]

if sheldon being a father,what will happen?

[thestewarty96]

see with number 9 what are they trying to get up the stairs

[chryslerv]

no "rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock"? he has so many good scenes!

[familiee123]

Do a Top 10 of Barney Stinson's quotes, from How I Met Your Mother :)

PLEASE?

[familiee123]

I'M BATMAN! xD

[emuffin599]

when he said " IM BATMAN" i fell laughing.

[0gracefulgirl0]

"I'M BATMAN shhhhhh"

[acoti]

I clicked on the Obama video...o.O

[josefanania]

not that secret the other secret.....IM BATMAN SHHHH

[mrefiti]

howards pick up lines

[mrefiti]

im batman !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkMind95]

What? No "There there. There there. Everything is going to be fine...... Sheldons here ಠ⌣ಠ". Thats the best moment in the show :D

[gleenerd234]

 dont cry beacuse your sad i cry because other ppl are stupid hahah i love you sheldon

[kaatty98]

darn, i thought the last one would be BAZINGA! ;D

[atrum101]

they would be such an awesome couple, they have more chemistry than leonard and penny ever had

[Whimsey6]

"Oh, the Horror."



[MrRVP1997]

"You'll never guess what just happened." " You went out in the hallway, stumbled upon an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advance technology to build a time machine and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the think-atorium by telepathically-controlled flying dolphins?"

Honestly, the best TV character EVER!!

[seankmcclain]

WHAT'S THE SECRET!?!?! DAMN YOU SHELDON!!!

[celtman1213]

you left out "I'm not insane. My mother had me tested."

[jesusthroughmary]

On #9, it was "about half" because it was "about 30 degrees". I'm sure Leonard knows that sin 30 = 1/2.

[1998ajn]

bazinga!

[HighVoltageMaximum]

Two should of been number one

[tease853]

@HighVoltageMaximum i agree he madeit seem like he slept with penny lmao

[Jinxx808]

I love Sheldon :* :***

[abhishikt]

In the last scene how come Sheldon seats on different seat !!

[teojlo]

@abhishikt Cause Wolowitz gave him Valium. :)

[AngelMTZ8A]

I didnt make te for you!!!!

[craziepopz]

where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squattheth the toad of truth. just a thought :P <3

[miinsaa]

Epic

[gabrielvarig]

Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? 'Cause you might have been watching NICKELODEON! Sheldon is unique.

[rapperchick1997]

"I'M BATMAN!" I laughed so hard!

[RoyMunsoned]

you did #5 twice.

[JaxKnight420]

How can you not have, "I can grow my own LEONARD NIMOY!"

[EmmasTalents]

You didn't have a single Bazinga! How dare you!

[FRIOT7]

@EmmasTalents am making a top 10 of bazingas cuz that is unique

[anurocksification]

Sheldon is not sitting in his "spot" in the batman quote!!

[10os10]

The Big Bang Theory - Top 10 leonard and penny moments

[fjpier2]

i like them all.

[STATUSreality]

Bazinga.

[Leishmaniasisably]

Bazinga.

[charizardoreo]

ah gravity thou art a heartless bitch

[AlexxLovesMustachess]

My 2 Favorites:

1. Ah, Gravity, Thou Art A Heartless Bitch

2. I'm BatMan!!!! Shh!!!

[KrissieeeR]

IM BATMAAAAN XD

[cody123456161]

Sheldon : mom guess what..

Mom: what?

Sheldon: I'm batman lol

[LyricSquad]

"mom smokes in the car, jesus is ok with it but we cant tell dad" shhh....lol

[VioLAPlaYer239]

number 9 should be number two, but other than that the rest are fine

"O gravity, thou art a heartless bitch" XD

[EvilDoer360]

Oh, what fresh hell is this !

[saske393]

I love this show and definitely the opening song.

[SlaughterMeister]

Wolverine WAS born with bone claws. I have the issue where it's revealed to prove it.

[Shmiah]

@SlaughterMeister ooh. is there anything about it online? could you link me pls?

[SlaughterMeister]

@Shmiah Just Google it.

[msinvincible2000]

I wish I could find a guy with Leonard's personnality and Sheldon looks :)))))))

[erikast1990]

he is great :)

[ShrikeCult]

Number 10 should be 1, 1 should be 2 etc

[msmizfit]

i wanna marry sheldon <3

[MusicArtandPotter]

"In the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controled flying dolphins?"

"No"

"AW!!!!!!!"

I <3 you sheldon!

[22may95]

wheres 'got your back jack, bitches be crazy'?

[homocideXinside]

#3 is interesting, haven't seen that episode yet.

#2 is one of my favorite scenes.

#1 I haven't seen either, but that's hilarious! XD "I'M BATMAAAAN!"

[Leonardo9217]

"mom smokes in the car; jesus is ok with it, but we can't tell dad" jajajajjaajjajajajaj

[neos581]

´friends with benefits XD

[padmeahsokalover]

not my absolute favorites but some were definitally awesome =) Sheldon Rocks!

[kingcong91x]

you need to change the numbers in your countdown, it should all be 1

[6659kevin]

no "there is no sheldon i am the sword master!"?

[HopeeSevanii]

No "Bazinga" ? You suck :P

[littlemisslovebirdxx]

" you went out in the hallway,stumbled into an interdemensional portal which brought you 5000 years into the future where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine and now your back to bring us all with you to the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?" haha love it! XD

[kevinlmanon]

Press 8

[Sporian55]

"what’s the secret?"

"I'M BATMAAAAN!"

[FlamingCows13]

OMG. I WANT TELEPATHICALLY CONTROLLED FLYING DOLPHINS!!!

[TimpBizkit]

1:02 Sheldon forgot to add the coefficient of friction of the stair carpet against the cardboard box multiplied by the normal reaction of the box which is equal to the mass of the box multiplied by the cosine of 30 degrees (or root 3 over 2.) for shame!!

[xboxzeke101]

@TimpBizkit what the fuck did you say?

[TimpBizkit]

@xboxzeke101 yes, I'm nerdier than Sheldon in this instance, but saying that the box also has friction against the stairs. It's not on frictionless rollers.

[DashDart]

@TimpBizkit what you are saying is pretty darn simple math... i don't know why but the way you wrote it down made it sound so smart-ass type :)

[xboxzeke101]

@DashDart agreed XD

[resedasweetie]

The Ball Pit chase is epic!

[zedkpea]

ok i'm sleepy now, get out

[krissykat515]

sheldon, you crazy physicist. i love you!!!!!!! :-*

[chocofeather54]

i'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

[GGliorF123]

LOVE IT!!! SHELDON ROCKS!!!

"Tell me the secret!" "Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it but we can't tell dad." "Not this secret the other secret!" "I'm Batman!!!!!!!! Shhhh!" LLLLLLOOLLLL BEST SCENE EVER! <3

[missdiksha16]

I'M BATMAN SHHHH!

[beybladesrcool]

im not craizy my mom had me tested

[Dokito11]

IM BATMAN shhh

[Klitschiklu]

ich versteh kein wort!! xDDDDDD

[BlackAssassinBlade]

When I was in school I WAS the Nerd Table. Now that I'm in college there's more nerds but I'm still king of the nerd table, I've gotta remember to crush that rebellion James' uprising is showing some serious potential

[IAMPATRIOT1]

O' gravity, Thou art a heartless bitch.

[gguirao]

@IAMPATRIOT1 I think this was the best.

[anarblack38]

You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it ? LOL

we love you Shelly ;)

[BrookieBearification]

I'm Batmannn!

lol, i love that scene!

[Pedofied]

@FCGabbe thats not what i said and nvm i just finished watching all the seasons and all the epiodes

[Pedofied]

Hmm I watched every episode from season 1-3 so what episode is number 10 from a season 4 episode?

[FCGabbe]

@Pedofied Yes. There are 4 Seasons of The Big Bang Theory

[IceMetalPunk]

And remember everyone: a drugged Sheldon is a funny Sheldon :P . And Batman.

-IMP ;) :)

[Romangdi]

awsome selection xD

[MrsSoundtracky]

oh gravity, aren't you a bitch

gotta love sheldon