Oh Great Eternal Metal Master od Sinfull Darkness ! You're the one with a devil in dick and a flood of demons in your semen ! I know that you fuck mostly the mothers, but please make an exepcion ! My boss - she is a 35 years old virgin I suppose ! Please end up my agony and make a autumn of middleages from her vagina !! Her viriginity is a problem for every worker in our company but there is no one brave enough to finish it. Please save your devoted minions, we'll eat our cats in praise for you.
Believe its earned... But still thats badass. I think you should take another round on my mom...oh wait you already have. look who im talking too!!! Congrats.
I look forward to vandalizing public locations to further promote your greatness master.
BobTheNecrophile 6 months ago
damm right
DestenyOfNero 1 year ago
duuude i dreamt of you last niiiight !!
jaimadi 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
his not even the master of the toilet
CyanidePoiso 1 year ago
Reminds me of Bo the Hoe xD
MOEProduction 1 year ago
Oh Great Eternal Metal Master od Sinfull Darkness ! You're the one with a devil in dick and a flood of demons in your semen ! I know that you fuck mostly the mothers, but please make an exepcion ! My boss - she is a 35 years old virgin I suppose ! Please end up my agony and make a autumn of middleages from her vagina !! Her viriginity is a problem for every worker in our company but there is no one brave enough to finish it. Please save your devoted minions, we'll eat our cats in praise for you.
silentonim 1 year ago 3
what IS that song at the end?
DarkplaceAssistant 1 year ago
Master of Bator!!!
TheCynicalLiberal 2 years ago
i read the bell end of the master of metal \m/
mattyhastie 2 years ago 3
whats the song at the end xD
Torlof108 2 years ago
the bell end of my demon dick XD amazing
skylershaman 2 years ago 6
Insane :D
gobzdzilla 2 years ago
They have a very good taste
Like us =]
KEEP IT UP!
IAmSpellAbsorb 2 years ago
The mentioning of Udo Dirkschneider made me smile. All hail the supreme overlord and master of metal! \,,/
Lordifani 2 years ago
i love the metal hammer mag almost as much as these vids xD awesomeeesss. i <3 the free metal cds
VendettaKissXx 2 years ago 3
Master you are a genius, it's about time Metal Hammer recognized the Master of Metal. ROCK ON! =D
AbSeNtImEnTaL666 2 years ago 3
It is about time that The Master is praised by the masses..rock on!
jester2k71 2 years ago 2
hehhe cool master
Xxpoisonangel16xX 2 years ago
HAHAH love the mag aswell
hannahpockett 2 years ago
xDDDDD by the balls of Udo Dirk Schneider ROFL
StFrancisFolly 2 years ago 3
"the bell end"
can i hire you for metal shows?
i offer vag and dope aplenty...
aplenty...yes?
martymclargefries 2 years ago 2
lol dude, you are fucking amazing, don´t stop making vids, EVER!
Dahwolf 2 years ago 3
ur fuckin weird dude
camhalle1 3 years ago 2
hahaha in the latest Metal Hammer this video was mentioned. So they mentioned you, for mentioning them, for mentioning you! Trippy.
HangmansJoke112 3 years ago 17
lol huge demon dick xD u rock! keep it up :P
\m/
zupanman23 3 years ago 4
METAL HAMMER RULES! that is how i came to worship thee master of metal
Maggotandworm 3 years ago 7
"by the balls of udo dirkschneider!"
the perfect exclamation master, i commend thee- if i may be permitted to do so by thy magnificence.
\m/
sarahewright9 3 years ago 6
Obey? way to wriggle that one in there
mad7o7 3 years ago
Ur the best. I\m not a minion
Magic1999992 3 years ago
Submit to The Master!
SGTNumpty 3 years ago
lol i first heard about master of metal in hammer :)
mork999 3 years ago 3
Fuck yeah dude! You deserve it!!!
MegaJeff666 3 years ago 2
thats funny!
wwfrvd123 3 years ago
wow, the master is moving up in the world all the way from HELL
skeletorcake 3 years ago 4
I Congratulate Thee, O Master!
There exists not a tissue of such magnitude to suit the needs of one so gifted in the...lower arts...
iaminchrist3 3 years ago 4
The guy cummed on Trivium...
Serve those losers right ;)
Commintern 3 years ago 10
Congats Master !
ALEClovesGENIALMUSIC 3 years ago
Well, metal Hammer is how I found out about the master...so yeah, applause!
HangmansJoke112 3 years ago
Metal Hammer rules!
So does the Master of Metal!!!!
ps. Kerrang! is shit
TheThornInUrEye 3 years ago 2
Terrorizer dominates all other metal mags!!! Decibel is a distant second...
TheProfitOfDoom 3 years ago
I agree.
georock123 3 years ago
I gotta get this copy!!!
TheBrutalD 3 years ago
ROCK ON DUDE!!!
charliehamnett 3 years ago
lol grab a tissue, seriously, i really need one right now, im cumming so hard!
1mpartyhats 3 years ago
WOOOP TRIVIUM
although matt meafy looks a lil gay with his hair done up like that
METAL HAMMER > Kerrang
Sock1122 3 years ago 3
Your saying Kerrang is better?
xixlovexrazorsx 3 years ago
Hell no.
Im sayin metal hammer is Bigger/Better than kerrang
Sock1122 3 years ago
subscribe.. confess...
claro, claro,
o nosso excelentíssimo Mestre do Metal virou um programa clichê de propaganda..
aehuaheuahuehauehauhe
danielmichels 3 years ago
Niiiice
BlackDreamer345 3 years ago
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku1135 3 years ago
well done good sir. or should i say bad sir.
concrapulations
0munkey0 3 years ago
BIG time Congratulations to both you and the mag!
toastyplatters70 3 years ago
you should do panto
ThomasRowsell 3 years ago
Nobody can stop me,i'm coming!!
marko92pn 3 years ago
GRAB A TISSUE!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!
meangreene20033 3 years ago
haha thats awesome stuff man! im gonna go buy that in a mo!
metallicamatt 3 years ago
your best vid in a while, and congrats master
LtotheoganX 3 years ago
Congrats for being featured in Mental Hamster mag.
Wingdoss 3 years ago 2
FUCKING CONGRATULATIONS you grubby clown facker, you earnt your fame. =) happy face
LimblePwns 3 years ago 3
Believe its earned... But still thats badass. I think you should take another round on my mom...oh wait you already have. look who im talking too!!! Congrats.
IAmRockGod 3 years ago 2
HAILS TO THE MASTER!
NecroDjinnExmortus 3 years ago 2
finally, those poopers gain some sense. a well-deserved hail to the master!
sarahewright9 3 years ago
Master, I now see how much you have in common with my boyfriend. I love you even more than before.... :)
Loyally Yours, Nikita
nikitejay 3 years ago
congratulations master finally good to know some sinners recognize your power
guitarfreak714 3 years ago
Congradulations master! Won't you join me in an abortion? I'll call the clinic!
onlycomeoutatnite 3 years ago
Haha that would make you cum huh?! haha
guitarchick06 3 years ago
Awesome! I'm gonna have to look for that magazine in stores. (Better then any pron mag ever!)
6Dark6Rogue6 3 years ago
Yeah pron sucks. Porn on the other hand....
georock123 3 years ago 2
Oh shit! I made a typo! Thank the Master you came along and corrected me! Whatever would we have done if there had been a typo in a youtube comment?!
6Dark6Rogue6 3 years ago
(opens a lovely bottle of orphan bloods to celebrate) Congratufuckinlations!
triciakitty 3 years ago 2
hail hail my friend master of metal
gocaca 3 years ago
I love it!
1SHOTSTUDIOSDOTCOM 3 years ago
Congrats.
Shriekspear 3 years ago
Congrats Master.
ozzyrulz777 3 years ago
Congrats
Exwic01 3 years ago
lol
spiderskull999 3 years ago
Hahaha masteer !... Keep it Metaaal !!!!
centineladebmx 3 years ago
master...we are not worthey.....bow befor my massive lumber log......splosh in ur face
slayen13 3 years ago
haha, by the balls of udo dirkschneider, that should be every metalhead's exclamation phrase from this day forth!
Nekron19 3 years ago 2
Good on You
AgentofDiscord 3 years ago 2
Good "in" you? Or Good in your MOTHER!!!
TheProfitOfDoom 3 years ago 2