Nixon "I'm not a crook" press conference

[yanksrulemetssuck27]

@bigredonedday... your comment was so funny.... "I'm not a cook." lol ;-)

[jsquad31]

BRRRRANIGANNNN!!!

[9Iamthewalrus]

This is the equivalent of Charles mansion going up and saying "I dident kill nobody, blaighblaughblaukmnze"

[jigglyfidda125]

find this difficult to masturbate to

[MrSuperGodzila]

you dont goota ie nixon

[MrKushsmoker21]

yes you are and no you didn't, Mr. Nixon.

[bigredonedday]

What did Nixon say when his kids didn't like his cooking?

"I am not a cook!" :D

[dbx2soha]

to him he earned it, because he's self-entitled.

[scottwill19]

@slickmeister18 who cares call of duty is for faggots

[nadlos1]

NIXON!!!!!!!!!

[tripjet999]

Sounded like he said, "I burn everything I've got!" Maybe he should have! (LOL!)

[slickmeister18]

he doesnt sound like the nixon on call of duty zombies

[HelmutVillam]

@slickmeister18

oh damn, well I guess Call of Duty had the correct voice, and history had the wrong one, huh?

[slickmeister18]

@HelmutVillam thats not what im saying you twat im saying that his voice was exaggerated on black ops so stfu

[UncleMikeNJ]

You know what? He had a point. Richard Nixon was not a crook.

Spiro Agnew was a crook.

Richard Nixon was an arch-criminal.

[Pogis0808]

Nixon: Someone's breaking in!! *stands up*

JFK: It's just the Storm Dick sit down....

[blackboy923]

@Pogis0808 i dont like you

[Pogis0808]

@blackboy923 well then shut up..:P

[Prinsgezindepatriot]

@Pogis0808 I still dont get that they coulb pick china lakes, machine guns and bowie knifes, and then pick M1911's and 2 grenades...

[JudasAngel666]

LOL Good 'Ol Tricky Nikky

[MeGoRAWRZ]

ricHARD nixON

[797team]

I am not a putter.

[steveforsane]

Frigging crook!

[johnnyjod]

I am not a crook now shut the fuck up an bend over and take it reeeeeeel good and vote for me again ye thick cunts cause its all about me me me me me me and i have my finger on the button so fuck the rest of ye ha ha

[McLovin666ll]

he's liying you know

[hojoleon]

@McLovin666ll at least he's not ted kennedy the playboy politician. ted kennedy never worked a day on his life, nixon did.

[landryarthur]

You were a crook, mr. Nixon. I hope your burning. Just as Cheney and Bush will for the atrocities they committed.

[corpbs1]

He was right . . people had to know whether their President was a crook. And they found out he was, and a liar for saying "I'm not a crook". So did he go to jail? No. He got a glorious state funeral. And amassed considerable wealth. While his hard-line Republican administration busted many people's lives for ever for relatively minor one-off transgressions. The Tea party is full of the same kind of hypocrisy. Cheat and lie Mon-to-Sat, confess on Sunday, do it all again next week. Sick.

[furon221]

GOD BLESS YOU NIXON!!!! :D

[gretschjazzer]

Nixon. A Liar. A Crook. A Criminal. A Republican. Impeached. Resigned. Period.

[grendel0013]

tap 8

[mabinogisuzika]

WHY NIXON? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY

[Shezamlolz]

"IM NOT A CROOK IM NOT A CROOK IM NOT A CROOK IM NOT A CROOK IM NOT A CROOK!"

[Sybsop]

Arooo!

[HeWasAnHero]

...Is whacking day over?

[MrCactopuss]

what a crook :)

[southport97]

Release the Kraken!

[hants23]

Kennedy "I have never had Addison’s disease."

Johnson "We still seek no wider war"

Nixon SEE ABOVE

Carter "I would not use military force to free the hostages"

Reagan "We did not -- repeat did not -- trade weapons or anything else for hostages nor will we."

GHW Bush "Congress will push me to raise taxes...and I'll say read my lips, no new taxes!"

Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman Miss Lewinsky"

GW Bush "We have found Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq"

[5StarGeneralXenoCO]

@hants23 Obama: "CHANGE!"

[MrKushsmoker21]

@hants23 Kennedy never publicly acknowledged his illnesses, so he didn't technically lie about that directly, nobody even knew and it wasn't and issue. A more fitting lie for JFK would be his invention of the missile gap which was not based in fact, and in reality, didn't even exist.

[RDBeatnik]

He's sweating like Gandolfini.

[SuperKeithykins]

herrroooooooohhh!

[TheTrilbyMafia115]

'SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES BREAKING IN"

[hedonism13]

"I, uh, would also like to express my fondness for that particular beer"

[LemmingAttack]

@hedonism13 Thumbs up for The Simpsons reference!!

[2ndHAC]

@hedonism13

The man never drank a Duff in his life.

[Outlawzand1]

This president had a dis-illusioned

view on the War on Drugs.

[Omgallusernamesrused]

"I Kent State too strongly that I am not a crook"

[DuoOverload]

IT'S A TRAP!!!

[JBPhuck]

I've Errrrrrned everything i got

[ranma763]

He didn't steal a thing, his downfall was CREEP

[balinn01]

you dont know everything!

[mrmootheirrev]

Yeah, but he's still a butt.

[spesalfred]

pressing 8 repeatedly makes me giggle.

[elrond70]

Richard Nixon ordered Bob Haldeman to have Pat Gray and Dick Helms turn off the Watergate investigation. If that's not the act of a crook, then what is?

[Tezarious]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN!

[rjc0l3]

@Tezarious quit stealing other peoples comments you faggot

[ReesesChannel]

@Tezarious Just the storm, Dick. Sit down...

[windstorm1000]

what is that show where the investigator can read lips and body language?? he'd have had a field day with Nixon--he was a compulsive liar. Dick is really a campy funny like one of those villains on Bat Man--but not so funny in that he caused real damage to this nation and its highest public office

[Tehcooliestglitchman]

1 potato 2 potato 3 potato BLAM!



[charliehustle141]

AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[TheHola94]

one can be smart and also be a coward so stop saying nixon was smart not a coward -_-

[TheKoukiMonster]

There needs to be a dubstep remix lol

[Sunrisemo0n]

I'm not a witch!

[jhnj92]

I like the part where he says "I'm not a crook".

[OSpartan1170]

I burn everything I got

[numericcash]

fuck you nixon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chhimsop]

Yes !!you are a crook and a war criminal. You and Kissinger with your actions and war games have destroyed my country Cambodia and our people. American people don't even like you and you resigned like a coward. Burn in Hell !

[CocteauDalighari]

@chhimsop Destroyed Cambodia: that's not why he resigned, tho. Nixon said he never profited from being in govt.: maybe not, but Kissinger sure did. Kissinger, Cheney, Oliver North: the trinity of treason, but the press still whines about Watergate & forever has pleasant eulogies for Ford, the President nobody elected. Where are conspiracy theorists on this? Ford on Warren Commission, serves as interim Prez. He's there for every calamity!

[windstorm1000]

@chhimsop thanks for sharing--this puts a more sinister slant on this presidents' actions.

[WeskerHUNK]

Damn shame, he could have used the experience from his foreign visits to vastly improve int'l relations, but he was too paranoid...

[23Daant]

Epic Fail, he says he's not a crook and yet he resigned like a coward.

[AGeekWithAShotgun]

@23Daant

How is resigning cowardly? On his part, it is quite smart. By resigning, he kept all of his post-presidential benefits. If he was impeached, he would've been left empty-handed

[23Daant]

@AGeekWithAShotgun If he knew in his heart that he was not a crook, he would of stood and argued that he was innocent at his impeachment trial. Instead he resigns, not wanting to admit that he really was a crook. But I do agree with you, resigning was the least humiliating way to go, not cowardly, since I would have resigned too! Even so, if Nixon wanted to America to know he was not a crook, he would have admitted to being one, been impeached and said sorry. That's an HONEST president.

[Tollaneri]

Potatoes brought me here

[shippo7890]

POTATOES!

[zeldafreak71]

Thumbs up if you watched this video because an episode of futurama with nixon was on the TV.

[BookOfClassics]

nixon that fuckin rat

[ammarios]

His "War on Drugs" is crooked enough...

[fackthefoodie]

how can he be a crook? he isn't black...

[frshhlilboi]

@fackthefoodie wow,,, rilly!!! ur fking racist

[henryisconfused]

Uh, how is this related to bush?

[LordAmbitious]

I got this shiny new body, and I'm not giving it back! Just like I'm not giving back my cocker spaniel Checkers!

-Arf

SHUT UP DAMMIT!

[supercreamysperm]

He was a brilliant politician, establishing a relationship with commie China. Few other presidents could have done that.

[hoosiergambler]

@supercreamysperm

you don't know that. for all that you do know, every president that we've ever had may have been able to pull that off. int'l politics is very complicated. for all that you do know, it may have very well involved 'classified' issues that were completely irrelevant to who the messenger was. the overwhelming evidence suggests that he was, indeed, a crook. he apparently had zero understanding of the rule of law when he claimed that because president does it, it must be legal.

[vonfinkelstein]

LOL, it's funny how he crosses his arms afterward.

[turtleccv]

he looks like a pouting child at the end of the video

[CarlosMarti123]

It seems that every video with Nixon in it has comments about zombies :)

[nikkaminski1]

Damn you hippies im outta ammo! XD

[AllHeilKitler]

Mr.Murray: "All Heil Kitler!"

[captainbatguano]

hah you nerds would have no idea who this is if it wasnt for COD black ops!!

[usmcoth]

"I never had sex with..." "I have asked anyone to lie..." Gee this REALLY looks and sounds just like Slick Willie (the Oral Office Man).

[mayberryphotography]

watch?v=OoK9sMqQLi4

This says it all.

[gochiefs9]

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[PIAF22]

i hate to break it to people but the only difference between nixon and the other presidents was that nixon got caught. most people don't know that FDR was probably the worst president we've ever had. right along side "honest" abe, known for being one of the most conniving and cagey politicians around

[4321Observer]

Well, Nixon was a crook..."One may smile and smile and be a villain"...

[JLP228]

This was filmed with a potato.

[windstorm1000]

That's just the point of it: He was a crook. Truman called Nixon a compulsive liar. He just couldn't help himself. Being a liar is less of a problem if you are a clerk or fireman (well not so fine) but not if you are President of the U.S.

[1yearyounger]

Nixon was not a bad president he was just crude haha and during tht time the democrats and republicans hated eachother

[DrDoofinshmerts]

awww i was expecting a AROOOOOOO after 10 seconds

[theyip1218]

Fact of the day: This speech was held in the Contemporary in Disney World. Considering all the conflict, its quite ironic, isnt it?

[Halo3kixass]

JFK was the United States only good President along with Abraham Lincoln. Unfortunately, only the good presidents were assasinated (they're killers were assholes!) Presdident's Richard Nixon, Lyndon B. Johnson and George W. Bush were all fuckin failures. I can't believe that shit heads actually voted for them, except for Johnson, he took JFK's place :(

[dunmer2001]

@Halo3kixass what about washington jackson and jefferson

[TheUSK0]

0:25

[YankeeClippa]

I think Nixon was far from the most Evil of the Modern Day Presidential Culprits, but I agree that "THEY ARE ALL CROOKS"

[VViP30U7]

IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN.

[bradchesney11]

"I'm not a crook! "

Watergate hearings

"Fuuuuuuuu!"

[OMGitsNickmas]

Nuke-a-doodle-doo

[percussionchica101]

B-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RANNIGAN!!!

[dudetocartman]

this crook shouldnt of been president in da first place!

Robert Kennedy was the REAL elect for president if the sob didnt shoot him to death!

also, we would of nvr evr evr had a president for the 1st time resign due to lies if Robert was the president!

[noquarter610]

@dudetocartman You have it backwards. Nixon won in 1960, but the crooks in Chicago threw the election to JFK. Also, Nixon didn't win the WH until 1968, when JFK would have been term limited anyway.

[dudetocartman]

@noquarter610

i know that

i said robert his younger bro in 1968 for president not JFK

[ImDavidGurney]

@noquarter610 According to Drew Pearson's book,the President,the Democrats also stole Texas,but Nixon's guys stole California.Reversing all of them may have sent the election into the House-because of the 15 electors not for either-,where JFK wins anyway.

[cbasallie]

CBS posted a Nixon tape where he's asked about ABORTION.

He says that ''IT'S NOT BLACK AND WHITE as with rape. ''

That was a common expression in his day.

CBS manipulates and garbles his words and ''RE-WRITES'' over his face that he said abortion is fine ''as with black and white or rape''....painting him as racist.

I posted a correction.

They re-posted the video and cut off access for correction...so I can't post my correction.

CBS LIARS...

[cutcopyboy]

bitch

[sweetypie000]

Yes, he was a crook.

"I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you." He was a crook also. ~They are all liars and crooks.

[HoboGus]

Nixon's no crook compared to GEORGE W BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ComeAsYouAre95]

@HoboGus ur an idiot, Bush was a good and decent president who had alot of hard things to deal with, and with the liberals beating him down can you imagine how hard that job was? Terrorist threats, Katrina, Iraq, could you handle the pressure?

[Strand0410]

@ComeAsYouAre95 This is an incredibly lame excuse. The whole reason people are elected is that they're supposed to be BETTER than we are. They're supposed to make the hard decisions under pressure, and have the peoples' interest at heart and act upon them selflessly and with compassion. Presidents like FDR went above and beyond the call of duty when bringing a country together in crisis, Bush didn't. Political opponents stopped him doing his job? Bullshit.

[HoboGus]

Nixon's no crook compmared to GEORGE W BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Konformation07]

"I am not a crook" and Bill Clinton's "I did not have sexual relations with that woman". Are the best lies ever in the history of humanity. I can't choose between either.

[Zatzzo]

@Konformation07

pretty silly to compare watergate with the levinsky affair.

[Konformation07]

@Zatzzo It was just a joke.

[HoboGus]

@Konformation07

Can't choose?? You must not be very smart. Nixon and Clinton were nothing compared to George W. Bush.

[Konformation07]

@HoboGus Taking it too seriously man.

[elfyboy]

@Konformation07 What about: Oswald acted alone? or MIssion Accomplished? or Black people are only 3/5 of a human being? or white settlers telling Native Americans, "You can trust us, we give our word" or how about: 19 men armed with boxcutters destroyed two of tallest buildings in the world?

[Konformation07]

@elfyboy It was all for fun.

[LukeShetler]

@Konformation07 ""I am not a crook" and Bill Clinton's "I did not have sexual relations with that woman". Are the best lies ever in the history of humanity. I can't choose between either."

You forgot to mention the Gulf of Tonkin and the Weapons of Mass Destruction presentation to the UN. Both of those were WAY more consequential, and utterly unpunished.

[jayNicks10]

@LukeShetler despite Clinton's lie, he left office with the highest approval rating of any president since FDR. I think for one reason is because the sex thing has nothing to do with how well he can run the country. And I think if he and Bush Jr went at it, I think Clinton would definitely win.

[LukeShetler]

@jayNicks10 You are commenting on something that I had in quotations. That basically means that I didn't write it...

Secondly, Clinton resigned because he lied under oath, not because of his extramarital affair. He also partook in the, 'let's cause hundreds of thousands of middle easterners to die' policy that would be an impeachable offense if the world wasn't filled with 'Eichmanns.'

Anyways, please pay more attention next time.

[pantalaemon]

@LukeShetler why did everyone make such a fuss about clinton fucking lewinsky anyway? i mean- sure, that doesn't exactly make him a saint. but it strikes me that it can't be compared to something as fundamentally perverted and politically twisted as watergate... (just saying- kennedy fucked like a jackrabbit, and we still love him...)

[yscreth55]

@LukeShetler what about:" I'm not a witch?"

[loyaldude10]

@LukeShetler -right on the $. Ironic that the WMD lie/distortion really meant smething, to undersstate, whereas Clinton's lie totally irrelevant and harmless. Nixon's crime was that he got caught. Nothing that nearly all Presdients engage in

[rocky5701]

A crook like Glenn Buttrworth

[splicersunite]

SHUT UP DAMMIT!

[ExplicidProductions]

Damn Hippies!

[xpunk1981]

Arooooooooo

[htc6600]

Yeah Nixon, you weren't a crook. But everyone at CRP across the street was a crook in your name, weren't they? Even in the Justice Department!

[xxSymbiotexx]

Its just a storm Dick, calm down

[N1ceGuyEdd1e]

cool story bro

[codern]

why on earth did that quote go down in history...and mind you, in a completely different tone than how he originally said it (are people really this fucking bored?)

[wrestlingbrian123]

The 37th President Richard M Nixon Iegacy is the most saddest to me for a man who had a great presidency with great foreign and domestic polices all tainted by the watergate scandal really bring tears to my eyes as an american and i am 16 years old.

[playman350]

I am not a crook! I am not a crook!

Of course you're not goddamn crook! Crooks don't get caught!

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Charlie B Rangel.

[ReneHellgateXZ]

IM NOT A CROOK, IM NOT A CROOK, IM NOT A CROOK, IM NOT A CROOK, IM NOT A CROOK! -Zombies five

[patton9]

LIE TO ME LOL

[dancinginfernal]

I am not a Crook's Head.

[masterchieftan827]

Customer in restaurant: Man, this food is horrible.

Customer: NIXON!!!!

Nixon: I am not a cook!

lololol

[MiracleMile90]

@masterchieftan827: LMAO, I liked that. =) 

[GreyJay69]

I'm English, so all I know about Nixon is what I've seen in Futurama and in Black Ops. Which leads me to believe he was always saying, "Arrooough!" and "I am not a crooook!" and "Get your hands of me, you ffffffreaking hippie!"

Anyone want to give me a brief overveiw on this dude? Why is he portrayed this way? :S

[EarlSaturday]

@GreyJay69

Nixon was a liar and a cheat and one of the worst Presidents America ever had.

[GreyJay69]

@EarlSaturday Damn, worse than Bush? What did he do?

[Brandon13841]

@GreyJay69 Not supporting Bush but I bet you dont even know what Bush did and didnt do.

[EarlSaturday]

@GreyJay69 He lost thousands of lives in Vietnam, hated all non-whites, was a conservative Right-wing idiot... Oh, and have you ever heard of Watergate? That's what got his resignation.

[Owrm]

@EarlSaturday Way to even know politics/Nixon at all. He was an adamant non-racist, and supported and funded desegregation. He did feel, however, busing them together would simply cause problems. And just so you know, he was a Quaker and though racism was America's biggest failing. He, along with Kissinger, is the only reason we didn't get in a war with China or Russia, and did the best he could in Vietnam considering the situation he was stuck into.

Watergate was committed without his knowing

[MiracleMile90]

@Owrm: Well, yeah, Nixon wasn't all bad...........I think he was sacrificed not only for the desegregation efforts but also for refusing to tow the line of the military-industrial bigwigs.

[CardShark989]

@EarlSaturday shut the fuck up and quit getting facts from wikipedia

[teph2222]

@EarlSaturday you should probably read a biography or two on him before you start talking like that

[TheAussie00]

@GreyJay69 Made sure the Vietnam war continued and didn't care about civlian casualties, was racist to everyone except whites, pretty much a lunatic.

Watch "The most dangerous man in America". It will give you an idea of what Nixon did, and there's some chilling tapes of Nixon's conversations.

[scouser085]

head in a jar FTW!

[Eatfleshh]

"SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES BREAKING IN"

[guitarruler1453]

@Eatfleshh its just the storm dick calm down

[CDanielzSpecialist]

america deserves presidents like this.

[boratsam]

who would have thought that this man would later go one to hold off a zombie horde from the white house with JFK, Castro and Mcnamara.

[tornadoguitarclutz]

@boratsam ahem, pentagon

[M3COR3]

@boratsam True dat brotha!

[Seligsuper]

@boratsam The Pentagon.

[elfyboy]

@boratsam I hear he shot JFK in the back; blamed Castro and made McNamara cry.

[ElBarto3131]

@boratsam

*Pentagon

[Oldenheimer1913]

@boratsam

That was so awesome. I never knew before getting Black Ops that Kennedy, Castro, Nixon and that other guy who I don't find important would be playable characters in Nazi Zombies. So once I finally got to play it, I was astonished that they could compact so much awesome in a single game. But honestly, without that, the game would have just been more of the same stuff from all the other titles.

[nikkaminski1]

@boratsam lol every video i see with nixon or any five character i always see comment like yours. zombies are awesome :D

[UHandsomeDevil]

@boratsam : You, sir, are awesome!!

[oPrOjeKel1t3]

@boratsam pentagon jackass

[mrmctommy]

@boratsam the fucking pentagon

[xJellyy]

Nixon = awesome :D

[Lennon4life1968]

I don't get all you lazy ass half thinkers that say all politicians are crooks. You are the real idiots.You are the people who sit on your ass and allow the actual crooks ,like Nixon,to flourish. You whine but yet you don't have to balls to run for office and fix it. Cowards.