December 5th: The Adorable Cannibal (PG-13)

[ClaireLaBear11]

Not sure if sexual or just weird......

[TheShellbert]

My main thought is how he got the idea for this song...

[TheHannaFactor]

oh, cool the lyrics from july 30

[FutureAbe]

cu2mor'

[dftbawolf]

7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

please don't eat your wife Hank. Being eaten is not a pleasent expierience

[MissMaggieAlice]

This is the cutest cannibalistic song I've ever heard. <3

[MrNemBooks]

You want to do WHAT to U2?

[ChelsieOliviaa]

Hahaha. Potatoes and carrots.

I'm a naughty person xD

This is awesome.

And it's Thanksgiving. So I guess it's even more appropriate xD

[KoolThing14]

Aw yeah, you power chord that bitch, Hank!

[lepracaun93]

Hank is a deeply troubled individual...

[dannerzme]

like a five year old eats glue.!! it's the mystery lyrics! haha!

[carbonatedcheese]

XD

oh thank goodness for midnight wanderings and dream-lyrics and forgotten pads of paper.

such a weird song. it's great.

[tshortyg83]

This. Is. Epic.

[PiKaNgNiNe]

Uhm... Is there any way I'd be allowed to learn and play this song??

[completeidiot19]

OMG, he used the freaking lyrics!

[Natyou13tube]

you uesd the lyrics.. im so late i still had to write a comment about it!

[mirosango14]

it's very funny imagining a fat Edward Cullen XD

and just so you know, I GOT THE TWILIGHT REFERENCE FROM THE OTHER COMMENTERS. SERIOUSLY.

[unforgettable789]

The mysterious song lyrics you found by your phone! :D

[Tiniere]

EV training pokémon while listening to Hank's music makes for a wonderfully Nerdy afternoon!

[mcaise1]

Creepy cannibal song is creepy.

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

Ok, so no matter what keyword I search wsith "vlogbrothers", I will always find one. I searched "Vlogbrothers carrots" and found this :)

[Bamberellala]

I love the chords in this song.

This is almost like the silly version of The Horror of our Love (by Ludo, look it up)... at least that's what it reminded me of. Except the making out with food part. XD

[spidermanandsnape]

This song scares me

[AgentLlamaSpit]

"I like you. You taste great." -The Master (as played by John Simm)

[richardidntwantodie]

Why...?

[lilylpotter3]

charlieissocoolLIKE . say it with me. LIKE

[trikykid]

omgomgomgomg u used johns song :)

[Socksmakemewarm]

I love Hank but....I think I just peed my pants out of akward fear.

[alyssahotty18]

The mystery lyrics emerged at last?

[KutsaiChan]

This is my birthday o.o

I turned 15 on this day.

Why does everyone have this birthday?!

[seabass2008man]

my bday ;)

[curdleyou]

I find this song irresistibly cute : D!

[Senekay]

Well that's... Frightening.

[greengirllover]

This is sweet but... mostly scary. :)

[cornishphilosopher]

creepy indeed

[BriBri897]

I love that i'm the only one who watches this video xD. i can see my comments from six months ago. LMAO

[crazycin6]

MY B-DAY YAH !!!!

[CherryValincourt25]

Hm. A little cannibolistic but sweet.

[AyriannahOllivandra]

Both this and the episode before...wow..."Peeps and Genocide", expressly says that all videos following it must be LESS THAN four minutes. At exactly four minutes, this episode is breaking the rule.

[ljlightfire1]

its pg 13 because i dont think kids should here songs about eating people

[KutsaiChan]

@ljlightfire1 *hear

[ljlightfire1]

@KutsaiChan lol i noticed that after i put it in but it toop 9 months for someone to fix it :)

[BriBri897]

Is this song about oral sex or is it just me who thinks that?

[MeTheOneth]

Someone has a dirty mind and also hasn't seen all the Brotherhood 2.0 videos.

[BriBri897]

:O you haven't seen them all? it should only take you a couple days (nonstop) to watch them all. lol

[MeTheOneth]

In a previous video, he talks about how he found that he wrote the chorus down a long time ago, and recently rediscovered them. It's clean. I win.

In conclusion, Two Camels in a Tiny Car.

[BriBri897]

@MeTheOneth it wasn't that long before he made this video. he wrote it during the night and forgot he wrote it. :P emphasis on the during the night part. And besides that, what about the "(PG-13)" in the title. lol

the two camels in a tiny car nearly got me tho xD

[MeTheOneth]

The PG-13 is as in not R... I think... like how he labeled "Accio Deathly Hallows" with (no spoilers). Maybe we could get Hank himself to explain... wanna try PMing him to get it cleared up? Nerdfighter debate is awesome, but now we've gone and complicated a perfectly good song...

[BriBri897]

@MeTheOneth hahaha PG-13 as in not appropriate. lol Accio Deathly Hallows was labeled no spoilers because it has no spoilers. this is the same.

And Yeah go a head (no pun intended) and talk to Hank.

[7izanami2]

im guessing you were bored as hell or you like this fat girl....... or your a creepy canibal!!! i hope its the third choice!!! go canibalism <3

[pseudocaveman]

Oh, cannibalism. <3

[MrDingedong]

i do not really understand the reason of this song but i <3 it XD

[eragonlover1]

This song is very weird, and very funny. I knew it would be the glue lyrics based on what you said sometime the previous week!

[MickShaftItsAPun]

Is it just me or are these songs getteing progressively stranger?

[mushugai]

foodsex?

[hmq1982]

Sorry Hank... this song is full of suck.

[sexachordal]

Why does hank always forget this song exists?? It's one of my favs. ( i like random weird songs)

[ElleAri94]

Is the person the song is sung to...are they a chubby chaser? Cause they sound like a chubby chaser.

[SlinkyDog94]

It's the chorus Hank wrote down in the middle of the night!

*gasp*

Awesome.

[fruitpot3]

this song is like about a person who just ate and ate and became morbidly obese like the 1000 lb man, and then maybe they couldn't procreate due to the fact that it would have disastrous results, and so then the person had a gastric bypass operation and all they ate all day were peeps and eventually they became really skinny.

[itscooltobeyou]

lol, "but I want to stew you too"

such a romantic.

[kira902k]

This song is both sexual and not at the same time.

Its so weird. You're so weird. Which is why we all love you xD

[jaspenHALBONE]

you used the lyrics that you found that night on the post-it! hahahaaha

[IronicInsomniac]

There's a lot of people obsessed with Twiight these days, so a song about guy wanting to eat the girl he loves should be considered romantic instead of creepy.

[IronicInsomniac]

As for me , I find both EC and this song creepy, but the song is still made of awesome.

[cayrano]

'I want to put you in my barbecue' Lol. Good song :P

[LordFerret920]

warning: do not eat while watching this video.

[Kelseylikessomething]

is it bad that this song makes me hungry

[faaestaaburrida]

Can this be in your second album, please?

I love it!

[fadedgalaxia]

YES!!

I love this.

[SpiffyKidVids]

I love it!

[SociallyChallenged15]

Hahaha! Oh I remember that chorus XD I was wondering what you were talking about in the last video... this made me really happy :D

[EJSharkBait]

It's the lyrics which were under your phone!

[hiccupsdude]

making me Hungry

[senorsqueakydesk]

lol...this is a hilarious idea for a song. I think they may be the first song about cannibalism that I've ever heard.

[beckys1300]

Hah. Hahah.

HAHAH

I love it!

[redhandgrunt]

That is possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

[shinjieras]

this is sooooo creeppy but at the same time sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo awesome. I just can't imagine him not doing songs. by the way anybody knows the tab's or maybe the cords for this song?? I just want to learn it. it will be nice if anebody give them to me.....nice work hank!

[DittoFreak]

Comment 237:

On one hand I want to congratulate you for writing another great song, and yet on the other hand I want to smack you because I just know I'm going to be singing "and if I could I would eat you, like a 5 year old eats glue" over and over for weeks.

[bookishgirl190]

I think it's a nice effect that you kind of drooled/spit a little at the end there.

[littletoolate]

LOL I noticed that too, he does it in the middle of the song as well

[x4812k]

creepy yet strangely arousing

jkjk it's not creepy

[dizymislizy4444]

This song was pretty amazing.

Kinda makes me think of Sweeney Todd. Only not really.

[Amiryfey]

I think you can tell he thought of these lyrics in the middle of the night

[laurizee]

the mystery lyrics from under the phone!!!

[talkonmute]

i get the twilight thing, but i dont think its true.

ya know how edward wants to eat bella.

[FancyNewAmie]

Not EAT just suck her blood, but this isn't nearly as creepy as that, ha.

[latuacantanta20]

If this reminds you of Twilight in any way shape or form you have problems...lol not really but I just don't see it

[kittyjhonnylover15]

Well, im guessing that the people think that this is how edward thinks of bella. but he only wants her blood, so it is diffrent in a way.

[lilbit1230]

NO! NO! do not compare on of The Great Hank Green's song to twilight. The Great Hank Green is the Ultimate of the Awesome!! twilight can not compare!

[kittyjhonnylover15]

well, i ment that edward is also creepy. And i dont think its the awesome kind of creepy. I think its the stalker kind of creepy.

[caboseisstupid]

@lilbit1230 I will point out that while your comment meant well and I agree you implied that Twilight is able to decline to compare to the great Hank Green. "Cannot" means unable to, "can not" implies able to decline to. I agree with the sentiment, Twilight cannot compare to Hank Green. I hope this was informative and I did not mean any offense, at first I made the same two words out of "can't" until I was corrected.

[justanotherrandom432]

latuacantanta20:

I agree 100%! Stope associating everything with Edward Cullen, people!

DFTBA

[loupetheloop]

Stope? Is this a new verb that I have yet to hear of?

[justanotherrandom432]

loupetheloop:

Yeah, it means...

Ok, I'm not having a creative moment, so I can't think of a decent meaning for this new verb.

Alright, I confess, it was a typo. I'm so ashamed.

DFTBA.

[Marliey119]

This was kind of Redonkulous.... funny... but still... lol

[drgnfrddd]

Hank, you're crazy.

[drgnfrddd]

That's scary....

[o0SMASH0o]

mystery lyrics!!

[nerdra]

Hooray for 3 am lyrics...

[chrisfinest1]

Not as good as other songs, but sill pretty good.

[JBluver994]

Lol very Twilightish

[HeronPrince223]

brilliant.

[DiamondGirl1286]

am i missing something? How did this remind people of Twilight?

[xoYoursTrulyxo]

Because Edward was a vampire who wanted to drink bellas blood

[jamba66]

Oh my god, these are the mystery lyrics! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

That makes me REALLY happy, for some reason.

Great song, maybe my favorite of them all.

(It made me think of Twilight too... XD)

[ilike2burnthing]

lol yay for the familiar chorus!!!

[kittydreamz86]

Charlie IS so cool!

[gaarakills447]

twilight rules, bbut not as hard as you!!

[footballledgend]

this is awsome so is Twilight.:)

[ilsehugsbeatles]

this made me totally think of twilight too! xD

[MaybeOnMars]

Oh, dear. That didn't even cross my mind. XD

[dude33369]

only slightly creepy

[unoriginallywitty]

The mysterious lyrics! That's why die-hard Nerdfighters know the chorus... I get it...

[FlippinMotherFlipper]

its the mysterious lyrics you found!

[hiddendreamer1991]

haha this was posted the day I broke my foot...

heh

[readingwench]

1 week to new book everyone!! (lol, it is edwards song to, that's great)

[WrockingGirl]

Omg, lol, this is Edward Cullen's song! xD

[elimoid]

it is!!!!

[Nanosauromo]

Okay, this HAS to be on the Twilight movie soundtrack!

[WickedJuly]

Omg loma XD

[unoriginallywitty]

XD IT IS.

[BBonerigo]

"my potatoes and carrots they need to be stewed

but I want to stew you too"

hahahahaha...

wait..

WHAT?!

heh.

[Petitesser]

This song makes me think about the Twilight books a little bit, cause like Edward wants to drink Bellas blood, a lot. But it could also be because the Twilight books is almost the only thing I can think about.

[LittleMissCullen]

Ditto!

Lol

[PrincessZeldaGirl]

heh..me to. Thats the first thing I thought we he was saying favortie food. lol...I have such a 1 track mind.

Anyway, good song...it is kinda creepy though :D XD

[moj125]

i realize tht i will probably get a thumbs dwn 4 this but this is my b-day!!yayness!!

[KutsaiChan]

@moj125 my birthday too o.o

WOAHHH :O

[nikkiisawesomeISH]

@moj125 MY B-DAY TOO! And since it's our birthday today... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[johnnywhiteshoe]

sweet he used the lyrics he found under the telephone!

[kabaaam13]

i vaguely remember that. which line was it?

[johnnywhiteshoe]

the chorus was on that notepad he hid under the phone and forgot about.

[silverwing2332]

good memory, I remember that now

[jumpin4jamie]

this would be funny in the movie juno

[faaestaaburrida]

ace song!

[dudette93]

YAY mystery lyrics!

[jb82792]

that was probobly the best cannibalistic song I've heard in a long time...

[neversaynatalie]

mystery lyrics are back.

also its like how edward feels about bella!

[slytherin34]

i never thought about that, but this song is like perfect for them!

[jb82792]

omg, it's totally.....woah!

[johnnywhiteshoe]

i think you mean it is totally jokes haha. rock on

[Fanpire268]

thats great! I never thought of the song that way. haha, they should put it in the movie.

[dudette93]

they so should!!!

[ElaynesFavorites]

Wow, it totally is! Kind of creepy way to look at it...but why didn't I think of that?

And I agree, they definitely should put it in the movie!

[photototebag]

Wonderful job using those mystery lyrics!

[supersexysix]

i am uncomfortable

[AdamsKid93]

It's the return of the late-night mystery lyrics!! :)

[bluemangolover]

haha great song, even better that Dec. 5th is my birthday o.O

[rawr4eva]

:)

:)

:)

[rawr4eva]

i like you lots.

[rawr4eva]

i like you.

[robinheil]

Wow, Hank REALLY loves food.

[HeatherAnneDear]

Way to use those lyrics....

[mysticladyrachel]

Well, I'm not exactly sure if I'm amused or disturbed, but good song. lol!

[SoaringDisbelief]

haha i was a sXephil nerdfighter and so this was my first song wendsday after i became a nerdfighter and i still love this song : ).

[elphiexdefyxgravity]

yeah you used the mystery late-night lyrics you found on the sticky pad under your phone! ^-^

[AverageIdeal]

I cannot believe you actually brought back those lyrics!

[kakashiwithoutmask]

-is very disturbed-

-is also cracking up lol-

[muggleotter5]

that song is so nerfighters. IT'S AWESOME!!!

[AWillowedRose12]

I never fail to be disturbed by this song... lol

[markish17]

its the Mystery Lyrics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pancakeorama]

Watching this with my sister who happens to be in love with Hank (I'm more of a John fan myself) is equal to (or perhaps a bit less than, just because of this songs awesome level) an awkward moment.

[Xbox360Ljiljan95]

funney song mate

[dukeriluo]

That was jokes! Ho ha, NERDFIGHTERS!

[harrypotterfan0]

I have no idea how you came up with the idea for this song, but it's filled with awesome.

[freequeshowe]

heh necrophilia and canabalism... hahaha

[ramnily]

ehm. didnt i see a weddin ring on his finger?

[Cadwaladr]

He is nerdy, but he's not ugly. I think the's very cute. I loves me some nerdy boys.

[caraboo2210]

me too. I think he's very cute.

[harrypotterfan0]

Hank's married, he's not ugly, and nerds are jokes.

[magic4markers]

1) hank is NOT on a quest for women. he HAS one...who is willing to put up with the brotherhood 2.0 project.

2)Nerdy? well...yeah...thats the point...*NERDFIGHTERS*

3)Ugly? no, if he were ugly he would probably not have a wife, or any friends, or a youtube account.

So there....COMMENT ELIMINATED!!

*happy dance*

NERDFIGHTERS! \\_// XD \\_//

[nachvornegucker]

one question:

why would being ugly mean not to have a wife, friends or a youtube-account?

pretty superficial assumption, don't you think?

and not very nerdfighterly i might add...

[nachvornegucker]

*that comment was meant for magic4markers.

[magic4markers]

pt.2

i am not saying that they would not have friends(etc)because OTHERS wouldnt want to be near them,i am simply saying they would be self conscious, and nerdfighters (as john so rightly put it) usually have a little more problem in the "love" department than most.

i know i was not trying to be superficial, but since i did not elaborate i can see why you would think that, so thank you :)

[magic4markers]

generally, facially challenged people are more self conscious and anti social than others, and would not go out of there way to put there face on youtube if they thought they were ugly, you see?

t.b.c..