MadTV: The Blind Kung Fu Sword Master Returns

[hmngMC]

any one noticed that in the first blind kung fu master where he fights the wizard his messed up eye is the right one but in this one the messed up eye is the left one

[kingkongasdf2]

How does he know what Yoda looks like

[82PeRK]

lololol Its like a bird pooped in my eye. Priceless.

[carerer123]

i wanted bobby to say

"UH OH HOT DOG!"

[unknown1539]

do you have a mirror?

what?

A MIRROR DAMMIT, I'VE NEVER SEEN MYSELF BEFORE.

[blacksilentA99]

Got his vision back *Time to watch porn* LOLOLOL

[Guitarman11110]

please tell me im not the only one who's eyes watered b/c of this vid!!

[kashina143destiny]

IT IS EYEE

[TSPOWELL89]

WHATS UP WITH THIS EYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[ZoinksAlliance]

The Blind Kung Fu Sword Master

[Asianmedia66]

how do you unplug a laptop?

[doubleitp]

@Asianmedia66 Please tell me you're kidding.........

[Mystic3517]

22 people are blind. XD

[ahmettasan]

looooooooooooooooooool



[333coolascanbe]

this has nothing to do with swords.

Oh well, it's hilarious though!

[STATiSofVITALETHICS]

thumbs up if you think people are desperate for putting "thumbs up if you" after everything they write

[SalvyRocks77]

awesome ;D haha very funny

[mrflamerkid117]

@MrBionicledude3 im watching this in 1954

[CopelliProductions]

22 people got bird poop in their eye

[shekina1200]

How does he know what Yoda looks like ;D

[anorith23]

@shekina1200 Star Wars braille edition

[jaminggal]

thumbs up of your watching this in 472892659242

[SandSHero]

i love u blind ku fu master

[ericcharles333]

destructo masturbates

[ctchilla]

3:48 oooowwwwww, beaaaauutifull awwwww my eyes!! LMAO!!!

[onirity]

I like the old mad tv :'(

[ickybonesss]

He's been blind since he was born yet he knows what yoda looks like...

[CardSearcher911]

@ickybonesss He could have felt a action figure of Yoda to see what he looks like.

[jaandrade11]

IT IS I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!XD

[ChiMauser]

Nice mask Shao Khan.

[saltyninja01]

Peimei vs live action skelator

[Phon4117]

the spray looks like sperm



[unicornzandrainbowz1]

:nyancat:



[dock13000]

LOL

[CresseliaChannel]

first i watch tom and jerry and then i watch this.im more split than two face

[dana123xena]

LOL thats the same Laptop i'm typing on right now.

[YourProblem1]

HIS EYE!!!!...... What's up with it? :O

[Sakura8134]

@YourProblem1 The kung fu master is blind.

[YourProblem1]

@Sakura8134 I know x3

[Sakura8134]

@YourProblem1 Oh, haha. Silly me. It's right there. c:

[YourProblem1]

@Sakura8134 xD its cool ^_^

[TheClodfather]

CHUNKY MILFS?!

[Lenuhz]

When he said "Who is my tailor; Yoda?"

How did he see Yoda when he was blind..?

[TwoWeevils]

@Lenuhz That's what I was wondering...

[JohnnyBoy2695]

When he said rare Chinese herbs I thought he meant weed. Thumbs up if you thought the same thing.

[FrankiEmo92]

@JohnnyBoy2695 So herbs = weed to kids these days?

[biglollol]

@FrankiEmo92 Actually, marijuana IS an herb...

[FrankiEmo92]

@biglollol I didn't say it isn't.

[rajajonconcon]

@FrankiEmo92 herbs = weed in any time

[JohnnyBoy2695]

When he said rare Chinese herbs I thought he meant weed? Thumbs up if you thought the same thing?

[JohnnyBoy2695]

What the hell did he say before he entered the room? XD

[jsshmutz]

hahhahha soooooooooooo funny!

[psycho0550]

i want destructo's mask

[senorhosh]

why does his blind eye change from left to right in each video??

[lifeuu]

ROFL

[operationcwaI789789]

This is an homage to Master Po!!!

[johnomonoia5]

whta are you typing.. oh Milfs

[zerker685]

ahahhhaaha

[TheLongsunZhao]

stupid.

[DarkVextra]

He who pans at the tiger of weed often finds the crane collects the bill.

[plynix]

IT is iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[TheCvC7]

bird puped in ma EyE... man hahahaha

[FuzzinessDangers]

OMFG LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[251ironman]

bobby lee: I am much smaller than i thought i was and I AM ASIAN.

AND WHAT IS UP WITH THIS EYE!? it looks like a bird pooped in this eye.

[basurato32]

it will send you back in the time! ooh!!

[ODST327]

AND I AM ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[THEkaRAMBO1]

YIIIKEEY ZAIIIII !!!!

[mrxai658]

Well I have a computer

yes yes

WELL YOU SEE ITS MY WORK COMPUTER......

[foolam1]

funniest blind kung fu master video ever!!! :)

[iamwarren32]

lol

[PatrickTheMOCR]

Wow. This brings it to a.. whole... nother... levah.

[TrineBeats]

xD

[69JRocker69]

Chunky Milfs (:

[bigboy8421]

anyoen ever notic that each time he does this skit, the blind eye switches

[Coolman71710011]

@bigboy8421 yea, lol

[dipsheet]

those chunky milfs will be the last thing you will see LOL

[mrxai658]

@dipsheet chunky puffs

[MegaKiller4ever]

its easier to punch when you see what your punching ?

[HuckeysWorld]

haha a bird pooped in my eye

[rakiongm]

whose playing 'Destructo'? ._.

[MrSamii10]

thumbs up if u went to chucky MILFS.com

[justinnielivedotcom]

AND I AM ASIAN!!!



[MissJ1nsu]

CHUNKY MILFS

[xzavify]

yeah yeah hey buddy do you have a mirror, what?, a mirror god dammit i never seen my self... holy smoley, im smaller then i ever thought, AND I AM ASIAN!!!! :'D

[iloverikku714]

what is pounds the tiger of reed and the crane collects the bill?

[JesusRemix]

hey buddy can you hit me with another one of those power pulse

[Meela234]

I like seeing. LOL

[shadowbladeslayer]

my fav blind kung fu master episode

[demanagnel21]

100/10

[Bomiheko2]

when the hell was he a sword master?

[megamanzxc]

mails XD

[joshcab14]

''WHATS UP WITH THIS EYE'' XD

[Fickdich8D]

THOSE CHUNKY MILF WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU SEE!!!!

[ghosthost100]

What sux about being blind & male is not seeing pornXD!

[max465t]

14 peopple were blind kungfu masters

[yamahaha125]

"wats up with this eye?! It's like a bird pooped in my eye!"

[RukiaHayashi]

I think he became blind by looking at the sun in the first place..-_-

[carnivoreplant]

how does he knows what Asians and Yoda looks like while he was blind? lol

[Oscaroro3]

what does he say in the begining

[Ziggman2g]

@Oscaroro3 He who pounds at the tiger of reed, often finds that the crane collects the bill.

[conflagration95]

"i mean, who is my tailor???....Yoda?????!!!!"

[TheShoota25]

For years I have felt the sun on my face now I will c it!!! this is gonna b great!!! Ohhh it's so beautiful ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! I'm blind again

[orick411]

Love the random trash can... "What kind of super villion uses a waste paper basket?" "A tidy one!"

[dan09950]

FUCKEN funny as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!



[dan09950]

FUCKEN funny as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

[rumiphoenixo]

CHUNKY MIFLS....lmfao!!...Epic

[rumiphoenixo]

holy small..im smaller thn i ever thought....lol

[pivaral1000]

HAHAHA CHUNKY MIFLS HAHA

[StormGalaxyGT]

whats up with this eye!?

[irockmyworldtl]

Its like a bird pooped in his eye!!!

[skythewolfdemon]

14 ppl like chunky (or choking) milfs

[supercyndaquil7064]

rofl XD

[SickVicious996]

bobby lee looks like shang tsung from mortal kombat 1

[mab22owns]

lol

[GrizeldaFitch]

i love mad tv all throughout my childhood i watched this

[mjcmavs]

his white eye is in the wrong place.....

[chickmagnet12able]

Aisan not aged

[MrWatthefudgecakes]

"ohhh yeah"

[lostseraphledah]

omg wow

[thecyberknight1998]

Who's my Tailor,YODA?

[TheFlowMeister]

"what are these?" Superglasses...hahahahahaha!!! This is insanly funny :)

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Wut up with this Aiiiiy! It looks like a bird pooped in my Aiiiy!

[DarkRadiance1UP]

WHO IS MY TAILOR!??!?!?!.... YODA?

[carniusrogue]

@DarkRadiance1UP XD you know what i wanna know... how does he know how an asian look like? or yoda? XD

[number1ninja111]

LOL, it didn't even show how he got his feet out of the waste basket

[sk8m4n454]

its the blind kung fu master not the blind kung fu sword master.

[videodude1234567890]

how do they make his eye like that

[MichaelJackson7852]

Who in the world would look into the sun

[semperfi9110]

WHATS UP WITH UP WITH THIS EYE !!!

[HuckeysWorld]

whats up with this eye...

[Jazzygirl864]

LOL!

"Who's my tailor? Yoda?"

[jlimjlim18]

lolz this is so fkn funny

[ThePimsmack]

he gonna pound it out with his distructo hands

[SkaterTilldAEnd]

Lol chunky milfs

[r3dfanatic]

OMG super GLASSES!!!! lolz!!!!!!!!!!!! 0.o

[TheMrVeggis]

''Sweet thunder in july i can see! ye hello'' lollollol ooh i love this charter soo funny

[repsac16]

LOL the white eye has changed!

[KonjinaxTube]

haha odl guy was on PORNO website roflmao

[spnkypunky]

what did he mean by all the years i waisted on the upper back?

[XcPromise]

@spnkypunky When he had sex with milfs he was having sex with their upper backs?

[msaun7580079]

lmao it is i the blind kung fu master

[suenio]

does anyone knows where can i see the episode of the blind kung fu master versus the blind kung fu master (disciple). Thanks.

[knifeman127]

WHATS UP WITH THIS EYE ROFL

[MJsGuardAngel]

"whos my tailor YODA? it looks like a robbed a hobbit or something" LMFAO!!!

[Aloft129]

ooo beautif ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh my god im blind again LOL

[ParodyMaster619]

Internet porn lol

[UtubePlague]

I never get tired of watching madtv lmao

[willmarano2]

how did he know what a bird poop looked like if he was blind?

[UtubePlague]

lol holy smoly im smaller than i ever thought.. and i am asian! lmfao...

WHATS UP WITH THIS EYE!! ITS LIKE A BIRD POOP IN MY EYE!!! LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

[Cchan415]

LOL

[TheDarkNinjaxD]

"Now you pist me off Time to diee Ayaiyahiyahiyahiii" -crash- xD

[chantimothy]

chuncky milfs... lol

[MrMiggyx2]

Omg he sounds like Peanut by Jeff Dunham O.O

[MrSlimshady44004]

whos my taylor yoda lol =d

[EMINEM11713]

It looks like a bird pooped in my eye. Lol

[arsenalLOVERande]

HE IS SO FUNNY LOL HE ROCKS

[metalgearsolidfan123]

i really am asian lol !!!

[FatnWild]

Wow I've never seen this one, thanks for putting it :D

[sam047955]

it is i~~~~~the blind~~~~~kung fu master~~~~~

[grawis1234]

best part is "It is i the blind kung fu master".

[joshinatorx00]

"What are these? Superglasses Huh. *Stares into sun with binoculars* Ooooooooh, Beautif- AGHHHHHHHHHHHH"

LMAO XD

[Imyeahbuddy]

you just gotta love Bobby Lee:D

[chantimothy]

choking milf XD

[joshinatorx00]

He says, "Chunky Milfs!" lolz XD

[UdAMnLaMeBoO]

LOL whose my tailor? yoda?

[blackandwhitebros2]

WATS UP WITH MY EYE!!!

[pedrobmf262]

this is so funny..... i mean chunky milfs?..... y fat fucking nacked women?

[SASoperative]

That was brilliant!

[Azrael666Azazel]

lol "He who pounds at the tiger of reed, often finds that the crane collects the bill."

[Itachi08104]

sweet sunday in july

[NazgulLord1]

The Blind Kung-fu Master looks a lot like Pai Mei.