FIGHTING ADDICTION and I still can't find my clothes....

[thetophatgirl]

and this is me totally failing to do my homework...so worth it

[scarabseer]

One of my fav Phil videos

[rightonthedot]

I've been fighting with the interwebs since I was 15, and it's only 6 years later that I feel I'm #winning. It's all about little tricks. What's helped recently is splitting my web browsers. I use Chrome for shitting-around-on-the-Interne­t, and Firefox for work. It helps cement what I'm doing for the day.

Most important is to never give up.

[CarolineTheAwesome]

I'm supposed to be doing homework right now..... So Back to homework so I can watch YouTube later!!!

[epic87110]

shutup and show me the boobs

[ahyeaman]

adderall anyone

[TheLittleBag]

"PHORNOGHRAPHY!

[daviantheprince]

how the fuck do you get so many views god damn

[nmcriscione]

Your the best! Funny as hell and make me think!

[Distortedbackdrop]

Fuck, man.. lol I can relate on an unusually abnormal amount of levels, I am the exact same way, other than being myself; I'm lookin' in a fuckin' mirror. World would be a much better place if everyone had the same indiscriminate qualities that only help to serve each other without even trying really and not getting lost in trying to be someone else :D keep up the good work.

[SassyAzzx69]

ur right & make alot of sense! :) lol funny too!

[kickback14]

Good job signing out on the xbox. There is some fucked up people on YouTube,( no offense to the normal people you know who you are.)

[iluvFLuffee123456]

your outfit kinda turns me on.....am i the only one??? or just the only girl?

[Mseapfan]

try takinf antianxiety.,.....you have an obsessive personality LOL

eat MY vagina!!!!!

[TheKamikazeen]

This is your best video ever in my oppinion. I might aswell watch it a second time right now :D

[TheKamikazeen]

This is your best video ever in my oppinion.

[epiculande]

feelings are not facts, be like a mirror. TY, that was deep and great, i'll use that.

[nellinthehouse]

erm... jacket phil?!

[angdres2008]

Dude ur vids help out a lot

[BoREB01]

dude i do that exact thing. like literally, except eating. but even the scheduling, jesus christ people get so mad at me for not texting or calling back haha

[BOB1million]

a what? a meer-or ?

lol @ americans..

[itshotandwet]

HOORAY for "Eating VaGINA" !!

[itshotandwet]

HEY IS THAT CREAM SODA in the background??? I Love Cream Soda

[dave7771190]

WHATS YOUR GAMER TAG!



[mikhunt003]

1 you hire and fire ppl?

2 what are you wearing :S

[plaidmaid12356]

Haha! U just said "out" like a canadian!

[zZNateZz]

What's your gamertag?

[thebigcheese1122]

quit talking about eating out vaginas! you arent a kid so it isn't funny it's odd and you aren't impressing anyone!

plus you look like a dick in that faggy outfit :\

[Tylerslate]

@thebigcheese1122 Q.Q

[jojjojojje]

I'll kill for you phil ;)

[OriginalYTName]

holy shit you look douchey in this video.

[yakkahDotCom]

thumbs up for this video

[verlorenlugen]

Dude that is my job to be a mirror. Thanks for putting it into perspective.

[gmonofosho]

"I'm joking baby, please don't stab me in my sleep" LOL =D

[jattana13]

watch car converts into ball now on youtube

[Hiben75]

Do you think he's tlking bout mrjun in the title (prt of my iPod screen died)

[insanityisme]

Dude, A&W cream soda in the background! I just drank a crapload of that. Good stuff.

[Dbomb31195]

lookin sexyyyy phil ;}

[TheMr123randy]

@TrailBlazersInc

classic

[heartshapedleaves]

Though I feel like being a mirror is being a little spineless. You don't have your own reaction or opinion. You're just copying.

[Magykei]

@heartshapedleaves I think it's more about the general attitude than the content of your answers. I do the mirror sometimes, and it's just things like being nice when someone is, not letting down my own convinctions.

[hitnrun333]

PAWRNOGRAPHY! lol

[Kharisma1980]

Feelings will accurately reflect how *you see* a situation. Which doesn't mean how you see things squares with reality. :)

[TheaterGirl62]

I like this one. Thanks, Phil :)

[Kooela86]

omg eating vagina phil?!!! ...that's all i can say...OH MY GOD my mouth won't close lol :O........

[alex7ktrc]

you're not fat, you're cute!!!!

[PowerTorsk]

@DarkandJaded I feel like an asshole saying this, but how can you do make-up videos with that camera? One couldn't even see what's going on properly :(

If you can't afford a camera (or a good camera-phone) right now, I can totally relate... but at least do your best with the lighting conditions. If you look at all the popular guys, they always have generous lighting ;)

[DarkandJaded]

@PowerTorsk It's okay, it's constructive criticism. Thank you!

[EthanNeff]

love you

[Neoseeker1000]

nice bath robe

[majik136]

i like cream soda.....

[blakdeath29]

the beginning of the video looked like an old chinese movie, lol.

[Gkg3692]

Awww he calls his girlfriend baby!!!

[threehornes]

@Gkg3692 who doesnt?

[sq0ok]

Damn you phillp de franco! when the word choclate fell hout of your mouth i got the need of it ,damn you!!!1

/Sq0ok

[lalumendre2016]

nice xbox 360 MW2 awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[laurajane261]

Love the fact that as soon as Phil said (at 2.21) "I need Chocolate! No, you dont, its not a fact..." I just happened to impulsivly open a Mars bar at 00:20 lol

[jessuaw]

i couldnt stop staring at your chest D: it like hypothesised me.

[dagrimmreepa]

haha dude, you're exactly like me...

it's 15:16 and i still have not eaten breakfast. i decided to quickly log in and check my facebook at 8 in the morning and now here i am in YT, hungry as all hell.

[LittleMissSugar216]

I turned on the captions and I could stop laughing! When he said "staying away from xbox 360" the captions said "staying away from attacks by that's what's very sexy"

[ThatChickLiz]

Sound is really messed up, just hearing weird noises, not sure what the cause is though (probably youtube).

[TrenteSylphs]

LIKE for eating vigina! :P

[maclellan18]

all or nothing is easy

the true discipline is figuring out how to live in moderation

[pker4lyfe1]

if im eating vagina

lol

[MaryAlesia]

is it bad that the first thing I thought when he said "I wanna be the best at it [in reference to eating vagina]" the first thing I thought was "awww"?

I cannot explain this reaction.

[SurleyBlaine]

You sure are pasty for someone living in California.

[xXWalkingxSpasticXx]

Your hair looks happy

[w00tkid]

So if someone is being super gay towards you, you should be gay back?

[ohyaimcoolest]

Great video, favorite so far! But the majority of your vids are good, this one though.... very good. Thanks Phil

[rqew4132]

You're A LOT like me. :)

[4anfield]

@rqew4132 cool story bro

[mscameron22]

ok ok i give in... I SUBSCRIBED... Jazz hands made me do it!

[Hrel88]

phil, I'm the same way.

[BabyBirdx]

SAMESIES!

[leprechaunmaffia]

I see you like A&W too.....AhhhhhSOOoooooo.......­Hiya!

[AmberUitAmsterdam]

Your hair looks cute in this vid ;)

[tomfoti2]

LOL ur fat get over it, </3

[sargeantneo1]

0:51 is bloody amazingly funny!!!!

[smiletool]

pwese help me get your view and reach 3000 views on my emo vid! thankz

[TrailBlazersInc]

k wtf is up with wearing a jacket and no shirt with ur collar popped phil ... thats like the uniform for douche bags international

[juliando300]

@TrailBlazersInc Read the title, he couldn't find his clothes

[JKEproduction]

@TrailBlazersInc it looks like a robe

[XxJLJxX]

@TrailBlazersInc looks more like a bath robe to me. he's just lazy.

[Epic0fear0]

@TrailBlazersInc its a robe you whore

[MillaLite]

@TrailBlazersInc It looks more like a bath robe to me lol

[BabblingBree]

I like the look of extreme caution when he addresses his girlfriend over his joke as if being stabbed might actually happen

[kingjoeg]

nice video, fix ur aspect ratio though

[backcountryme]

To everyone that has commented on my post. Thanks. Ha. Now Phil, a challange, Do a vloggity without using your hands. Haha. Love you man and keep up the great shows.

[nakamura24]

Who the heck dislikes these videos?! Phil you are amazzzzing!

[bescrus]

omg the internet is like visual and mental cocaine ...i swear man me + WoW = 4 years of being "high" ...BUT ITS SO GOOOOOD

[claygirl]

"Feelings are not facts" is actually whar buddhists say.

[FweepXD]

No chest hair? Your girlfriends lucky :)

[frogg4269]

I work for a fortune 10 Company and have the same issues.

[buttolph1992]

your not signed in to xbox live

[sammacneilx]

are those giant tacs, or am i retarded?

[THEcrazy2908]

@sammacneilx omg ur right haha holy shit they're big

[andthatmakesmealiar]

As I was watching this video, I was thinking about taking my laptop to another room, so I looked at my battery life and it is at 69%. Just reporting that x)

[posidin]

This tastes delicious! Give me a mountain of it!

[AssaultModePikachu]

Lmfao Phil, I watched one of your vids the other day. So everyday I cant help but keep remembering it, damn Phil it makes me crap up so much. When you answered the question: "Do you tell woman after having sex ["You've just been Philled in.."] dude damn I started to crack up soooo much, and I keep remembering it lmao, so beast!

[Annasavi]

haha so phil do you make the "num num num" sounds well eating Vagina lolz

don't look at me that way SHEESH god some 1 had to ask ! haha

u made me chock on my coke then ! -_-

[youlosttehgame]

Lol, it kinda looks like a tampon is tacked to the cork board behind Phil

[samthehamcam]

Franco the fag!!!!

[ciberboy50]

I am the same as you xD

[xxi777]

fyi pr0n is bad for you even if you say it alot like its cool

[XxLilBamBamxX]

@xxi777 how is porn bad for you? I was under the impression that masturbation was a healthy to do. Enlighten me pl0x

[rebekahah]

Wow. At first I wasn't going to watch this because blogs bore me. But I'm glad I did because that really helped. Thanks. :)

[eddles777]

hey philly, is this A&W root beer in front of ur pc monitor? omfg i miss it, we need an OZ store bad

[ArielTwinsie16]

@eddles777 no....it's A&W cream soda :) even better

[Thegrandscheme]

I felt like i needed a drink but after watching this i now know it was only a feeling not a fact, awsome!

[rowflowers]

Dude, I want to work for you... I kill myself for my current boss, and get treated like sh**.

[OneSexyLoser]

great now i want chocolate

[cbarry013]

You know Phil if everyone lived by "you get whatyo u give" philosophy. Then everyone would be waiting for the "get" so that they could "give" back but because no one would be giving because of the waiting for the get no one would ever "get". It would be a paradox, an ultimate game of "chicken". You know what I mean?

[CodeMonkeyWithACanon]

@cbarry013 - I think that would be almost parasitic - why wait to get before you give?

then again - don't get what he's giving -sounds really great his spiel - break it down and it's just another pile - same shit kinda thing! :P

[CodeMonkeyWithACanon]

@cbarry013 - I think that would be almost parasitic - why wait to get before you give?

then again - don't get what he's giving -sounds really great his spiel - break it down and it's just another pile - same shit kinda thing! :P

[punknewbie06]

:O i love the them to these rly id have that as my ringtone or just you saying vloggity

[johnbleek]

Holy carp, i can totally relate to this soooo much!!

[TheEvh555]

ahahah what is phil wearing?? he looks like simon cowell with all his super deep v-neck shirts...

Douche?

[yousurfer2]

no shirt?

[EPICniick]

Mw2 ftw

[DaveDavis126]

No Hulu in Canada, waaaa. So one less distraction.

[Roddick1993]

i disagree... his "mirroring" technique is questionable. It is good to live by the words "an eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind". Be kind even when they don't return the favor. this small step will hopefully pass on to the next person and hopefully make for a better world.

[GaVMaaN97]

Lol he's got MW2 in his xbox :) you should do some commentarys...

[hiccup87]

dude u shld do one of those gameplay commentaries. No joke, you play enough that im sure you have a few good games

[LandonProduction]

lol

[ApesHaveNoTails]

@ohverynice1

Extreme

Need

For

Pornography

?

[Hostilemnky117]

call of duty is in back ground

[OhVeryNice1]

He suffers from ENFP syndrome.

[dianawhaley16]

what program do u use to edit your videos? like how do u make them cut in and out?

[JP5739]

Nice lisp!!!! Haha

[vycioxxx]

I dont know why, but you are so ugly and disgusting, whats with you eyes and lips?

[RubenstineJR]

i know how you feel about games man i only ever had a comp till maybe a yr ago and played nothing but that then ps3 when i got mw2 and my sis called it an addiction but i was the type of person to stay home and chill. now a days im an insomniac lol not because of games but i dont know why i play a game for like an hour get off lay down watch tv then its like... fuck i cant sleep....

[ExtremelyLuckyPotato]

I like being a funhouse mirror, you punch me in the face, I punch you in the junk. EAT THAT BITCH!!

[bluefirerajal]

@ExtremelyLuckyPotato title....

[dradney]

PUT ON A SHIRT! Tooo SEXXXXY!

[Finiras]

Does phil have a company? what is it called?

[TheChrisDahl]

@Finiras google

[Finiras]

@TheChrisDahl you could've actually typed the name of the company instead of that and i already googled, couldn't find it, even the wikipedia page doesnt say it

[facemower7]

awesome points PhillyD

[MattMattAttack]

Shirtless with a sports coat? So classy phil :]. But great vloggity rant

[tictac9000]

@Z33L0W ahhh. :(

[backcountryme]

@tindraminskatt There is communucating, and there is sign language.

[omedaveNL]

yaaa xbox360! phil whats ur gamertag!

[backcountryme]

Phil, as much as I love you man, could you talk if your hands were tied behind your back? You have a really bad case of the Jazz Hands.

[TindraMinSkatt]

@backcountryme It's much more easy to express yourself and be understood by other people by using your hands :)

[NW0Zezima]

@backcountryme See: MysteryGuitarMan

[755tiffy]

@backcountryme I Love Phils Jazz Hands haha

[TheMark8993]

@backcountryme but could we love him as much without the jazz hands?? :P

[DrgaonViper91]

@backcountryme isn't he Italien though?.... every Italien that i know talks the same they give hand signals at the same time

[irishmanonthecan]

@backcountryme

there's nothing wrong with gesticulating. Makes it more interesting.

[GenuinePanda]

@backcountryme but then its more boring

[DaDonMega]

@backcountryme Reminds me of Lewis Black

[backcountryme]

@DaDonMega I'll that that as a complement. I like Lewis Black.

[MrCORED]

@backcountryme i dunno i kinda like it

[stylz444]

Are you wearing a house coat?

[gobyehello]

how did it go from not getting distracted to the golden rule?

[TuVasCrever]

did he say "weed" at :45 ?

[londonpythons716]

@TuVasCrever yes, yes he did :P

[da94life]

can u be my boss?

[MariaRoxNotu]

Something that's distracting me is that reflection of light in the background that keeps getting bigger then smaller.

[PoweringUnknown]

but my mom says not to talk to strangers and this one has an erection

[squiigle]

Best video you've made in a while. I know so many people that need this advice. Thanks for the upload.

[E333999]

Phil.....what are you wearing...?!

[atotti2000]

@E333999 It's his Elvis Jumpsuit.

[E333999]

@atotti2000

omg! hahahahah thats great!

[SethRogenFanYeah]

Good advice phil.

[ProgressiveBoink]

Another reason this guy is my favorite Youtuber. :B

[gibbie144]

man...

[290aua]

I normally watch your vids however & dont comment however on this one I have to say, No PDF, this was not a good motivational speech nor advice!

[beating0slowly]

Wow, Phil... thats some deep shit you're going on about. ^^

[RomanGods1]

best intro ever

[sapphicnickel]

so you basically said...treat ppl how they treat you ,right? be a mirror, mirror their attitude... thats what I heard. well...generally my goal is to treat ppl how I WANT to be treated! Even if they're a total heel/shit head/rude peice of trash...I am my normal sweet/polite/caring self. Feels good to be nice even when everything around you is corrupted.