Alan Pardew Rape Comment on MOTD2

[TooninLibya]

He's on MOTD now lol. Wonder if he'll use the magic word.

[ocelotrevs]

@TooninLibya I'm hoping as well.

[wrestlemaniax18]

essien also scored that day vs city

we won 1-0 :)

[fifagod123454321]

@KillerClunge you just got raped

[JamietotheWilson123]

Such a ledge

[BeastLordofMetal]

Why did he get sacked for that? -.-

[nemtizz]

Hahaha

[hannahbrownn]

WANKER



[fifagod123454321]

@KillerClunge shut up you twat!

[KillerClunge]

@fifagod123454321 behave son

[KillerClunge]

whata knob - I hate the use of that word for things like this

[POOPDRAY]

I think @KillerClunge got raped.

[davembrown55]

@KillerClunge there is a beautiful irony in posting this comment and having the name killerclunge

[KillerClunge]

@davembrown55 Thank you my dear

[davembrown55]

@KillerClunge xx

[ParkLaneTottenham1]

I like Pardew, I'm glad he's doing well at Newcastle, those West Ham scumbags treated him awfully. He pundited well on this as well, I remember.

[hannahbrownn]

DICKHEAD

[silentshystrong]

12 people were raped by Essien's powerful plays

[GradeACunt]

Yeh but we musnt forget...what dya expect.....Alan Pardew is a TWAT

[baterije]

@GradeACunt That's rich coming from a grade A cunt

[obadets3]

ledge!

[DAN1EL14]

best thing ever.

[rorrt]

To be honest, its quite hard to tell whether he means "rapes" or "rakes"...

[TheRBVids]

absolutely rapes him... -_-

[kajjagoogoo]

LOL

[MrBlackoralive]

The term rape is quite clearly not being used in the definition that is most commonly known for here. It is obviously being used in its other meaning of seizing or carrying off by force. Dont take things out of context.

[LFCEOIN]

just becus hes from africa you think he rapes people. alan pardew you racist

[newcastlecollegeguy]

i am honoured this man is our manager. wonder what he actually is shouting on the touch lines hahaha

[calumjlindsay]

it's a metaphor y'all

[lilsi93]

he probably threatens his players of rape thats why newcastle are in the top 4 :D

[RyanPlantastic]

He's clearly saying "absolutely right-wing", according to Closed Captions ;)

[uyy7uhy]

rape means taking something from someone without their consent he took the ball he raped him.

[JamieLandan]

I think most viewers were wise enough to know that he wasnt referring to real rape... people, who have too much time on their hands, decided to complain bc their own lives are so shitty.

[ihnlChiv]

@JamieLandan true but this is shown to millions and a lot of kids are probably watching. only 35 complained.

[JamieLandan]

@ihnlChiv this is after the watershed so kids should be in bed...anyways, to be fair, Essien did rape Evans. lol

[MrPoundNote]

@JamieLandan Sadly, there is a group of people who watch TV and note every single swear word, sexual innuendo and snippet of violence then complain to the relevent channels. It's pathetic.

[JamieLandan]

@MrPoundNote people who complain about sexual content/references on TV are doing so bc they're not getting some action in bed. They just need to get laid ffs!

[Owl1995TTB]

She said no Ched, she said no Ched, she said no Ched! She said no!

[bigpoppaike6]

lets hope no women are watchin or the feminists will do him of his job at newcastle haha

[AucklandMag]

The blokes still a cunt. if other fickle supporters want to forgive him for fucking over Chris Hughton then get on with it.

[jagscalabrine]

@AucklandMag if you think that he, personally, fucked him over then you are ignorant

[AVFCsi02]

Media making a Mountain out of a Molehill as usual.

[benson187]

what's wrong with that? it is correct use of the word rape? doesn't need to be sexual

[satnam99]

Love how he realises (or is told by someone when he says rape) and then mubbles through :D

[punkkid355]

haha i love pardew

[MBCsi]

That is brilliant!

[TheAob123]

loooool

[DanielJordan960]

The best quote is "He absolutely rapes him."

[themattswfc]

Quite ironic how Ched Evans has been done for rape!

[brightlights456X]

@themattswfc

They both denied the charge and will face trial. in March 2012

Be fair :P

[samliffe]

@themattswfc Well, apart from the fact he hasn't...

[PrimalStones]

absoloutly rapes him hahahaha

[tarvupriest]

@Redmadlad Damn! Beat me to it!

[Redmadlad]

How ironic that Ched Evans was the one who got raped here.......

[qwertyn1nja]

lmfaooooooo

[ThePaperTongue]

Mouzauoi

[scouserdan3]

loooool absolutely rapes him!

[sidMGS]

ahahahah rapes him

[TheToonMonkey]

Couldn't care less about the comment on MOTD2, but the man is a complete cunt. Fck off pardew!

[jd666ify]

saying the word isnt offensive its just an expression of thought. We live in a democratic society one should be able to express their feelings with the use of anywords

[Strifezilla]

I'm pretty sure people who got mauled by a bear find this equally offensive why is nothing said about that????

[TecnhoViking]

@Strifezilla omg your a genius

[seivad9]

@Strifezilla Perhaps we should canvass more bear victims and compare their views with people who have endured the more common form of crime ?

[MrFrankMurphy]

I love how Hansen and Chiles managed to get out of trouble by pretending they thought he said something else.

[Artemis458]

lol hilarious

[Alsax1985]

Excellent usage of the word. I like this guy. I rape people all the time.... in Call of Duty games! ZING!

[SimoMcGauneo]

Who says rape ain't funny?

[smithers668]

He absolutely rapes him. Hahahaha! I pissed my pants when I heard this. Pardew's funny! Alan Hansen: He mauls him! Hahahaha! Brilliant!

[jezkil86]

This must be the quickest rape ever.

[grimkreaper]

hahaha legend . footballers get raped day in day out

[th3b1lly]

absolute rape occurred

[PandorasLuckbox]

My wife got gang raped and I still find this hilarious.

[FerteenOfficial]

@PandorasLuckbox  omg LOOOL

[Rospa87]

That was one of them moments I thanked God for sky+ to reaffirm what I thought I heard. Mum was displeased.

[jimmyshitbags]

hahahahahaha how did this one sneak under the radar?

[paulhmull]

Erm....that's kinda weird. National tv....rapes?..really?

[POOPDRAY]

Absolutely RAPES him

[this1989iou]

The best thing is that Hansen agrees with the Rape comment, no apology forthcoming

[ElectricGuitar666X]

LOL you can tell hes like shit when he accidentally says that:L

[Mixtupabit]

Spineless Yes Man...Ashley's puppet..Get out of our club...

[Brappznd]

@Mixtupabit Think you need into what joey b has been saying, he certanly aint no puppet and has been doing hsi best to get players tied down.

[Olie23231]

@Mixtupabit Haha pathetic

[Mixtupabit]

@Olie23231 ...Yea, That's his middle name ..

[Olie23231]

@Mixtupabit How is a puppet? Under someone like ashely do you understand how hard it is to do what the fans want when your club is owned by mike ashley? Pardew makes good desicions and has brought some in quality signings this summer

[Mixtupabit]

@Olie23231 ..Well why doesn't he sign Joey barton then?..Because he is a "yes man" ..

[Olie23231]

@Mixtupabit And you're telling me barton is better than cabaye? Barton will stay his last season and if he does good he'll be offered a new contract as it is pretty obvious there's hardly a race to snap him up right now

[Mixtupabit]

@Olie23231 ..All I know as a life long season ticket holder was that Carroll,Nolan and Barton were our best players last season..and they have all gone.. our 4th best player Enrique desperate to leave ...Yet again we have been made a laughing stock and are in total disarray ..I hope Cabaye,Ba etc have as much stomach for the fight as the three above had as we are going to need it..

[Olie23231]

@Mixtupabit jose our next best player? If anyone coloccini is our best player as he has served his time brilliantly and has stuck through, jose isn't half as talented and spirited. The only reason barton and nolan played such prominent roles was because we had shit all for strikers, I don't know if Ba will be good or not but I bloody hope he's the aerial threat we need to replace carroll. It will be a struggle again this season, but I reckon if we have any strongpoint it's our midfield

[Mixtupabit]

@Olie23231 ..Ba has an injury history but looked ok for the Hammers at the backend of last season..The rest of our strikers are tosh and scare no one (unlike Carroll)..MidfieLd does look ok but someone needs to step up and score the goals Nolan did for us.But our defence leaked goals last season despite Collo and will only be weaker without Jose..Toon forever!!

[Olie23231]

@Mixtupabit Naa mate ba looks decent but im still uncertain like, i hope he's good haha Ben arfa is incredibly creative as are marveaux and cabaye and will definitely try for the goals whenever they. Sammy ameobi and vuckic look bloody great as striking options, they need alot more play time but I reckon they are the future of the club

[thetoon99]

@Olie23231 so you'r trying to say barton was only good because we had shit strikers our best player was barton hes gone now now toite is problery our best

[Olie23231]

@thetoon99 Barton and nolan only scored as many as they did because we didn't have any decent prominent strikers. And our best players now are probably coloccini, krul, cabaye, tiote and s.taylor.

[thetoon99]

@Olie23231 what haha barton did not score many and did you forget about andy carroll then and nolan has scored over 10 goals a season since his bolton days its what he does just like lampard at chelsea the reason nolan got many is because he played behide the striker if we still had carroll and nolan we would win a few more games this season

[bertbaxter72]

@thetoon99 comparing lampard with nolan ARE YOU FUCKING SURE !!! and i support spurs !! jesus christ people amaze me with their ineptitude !!

[thetoon99]

@bertbaxter72 read again i'm not saying nolan is as good but there the same type of player a goal scoring midfielder who is effective from the edge of the box, tim cahill is another

[thetoon99]

@Mixtupabit barton left as Mike ashley wanted him out not the managers fault

[94AWS]

Literally fucking hilarious

[OliverLam1984]

Stevenage are fucking shite

[harleyboiii]

hahahaha, classic.

[mattyoc007]

Haha quality Alan Pardew :)

[beemerforsure]

hilarious scenes

[ruggalexander84]

lets not lose focus here, go bison!

[jammzy7]

When I watched this, it made me realise that Alan Pardew is the right man for the Newcastle job.

[slappywag88]

Rape can be used in this context. It was also really funny to hear it being used to.

[TheRealIlluminati]

Stevenage absolutely raped the shit out of Alan Pardew's arsehole.

[Strictwest]

sounds more like raked to me.

take it easy

REAL HOT SALAMANDER

[OliverLam1984]

If "rape" is such a bad word why do they still allow it on the news??

[weefeatures]

@OliverLam1984 because rape literally occurred?

[lewisglegend]

@weefeatures So rape didn't occur? I thought Essien must have raped him previously, thanks for the clarification.

[nicholsion]

So its perfectly ok to say 'they murdered us' or 'we got killed' but you can't say rape. So rape is more offensive that murder is it? wtf

[weatherallc05]

pardew is a wise guy, he can say rape whenever

[JavaBinks]

Brilliant!

[mattlamb]

7 people were raped by Essien.

[PHILIBOYLONDON78PH]

This is not funny, Ched Evans is a rape victim and he should be getting support from us the public...

[amazed66]

What's so sad about this is a bloke of about 50 years old copying words he probably heard used by players he managed who probably aren't very intelligent to begin with but at least have the excuse of being half his age.

He should be trying to raise their standards of articulating and not dumbing down to theirs in a feeble attempt to sound contemporary.

[weatherallc05]

@amazed66 mate hes wise than fucking hansen ever was.

[theshqiptar100]

magnificent rape there by essien

[MrAttPatt]

He could rape me any time! What a silver fox!

[Onmercury]

What a slimey cunt, fuck off back daaaaaan saaaaaarrrrfff twat features.

[GilbeRRRt]

hahaahaha, brilliant.

[monsterwins]

WAIT TILL NEWCASTLE UNITED RAPES HIM!!!!!!!!!!

[TomLFCHeaven]

@monsterwins haha very good !

[jonsabine29]

Ah bollox... Reading: wins 102 draws 52 losses 58

West Ham: wins 67 draws 38 losses 58

Charlton: wins 28 draws 26 losses 35

Southampton: wins 34 draws 17 losses 13

Overall win ratio:43.75%

We're stuffed most likely... 5 1/2 years...?!!!

[leerobbo92]

@jonsabine29 You know those stats you've just given...? He's actually got a better win ratio than Harry Redknapp over his career, 43.75% is actually pretty good...

I agree, I don't think he's the right man for the job somehow, but saying his record isn't exactly a put down...

[jonsabine29]

@leerobbo92 ! surprised at that with Redknapp... yeahI'm on a downer but not nearly as enraged as some of my mates.. time will tell.

[mike2k28]

pardew is a gay idiot unlucky toons with this twat

[AucklandMag]

Fuck off Pardew.. We don't fucking want you.

[ThePeruvian007]

@AucklandMag hope your not talking about newcastle. We're doing quite fine with him actually.

[AucklandMag]

@ThePeruvian007 I still don't want the puppet!!

[Olie23231]

@AucklandMag He's doing brilliantly, haven't had 7 points from the first three games in how many years? not to mention he's brought in some quality talent to the club and is continuing to spend upon these last days of the window

[DonforDead]

@AucklandMag What about now?

[KINGIBYM]

@AucklandMag Lol

[l0dgey]

@AucklandMag shut up you idiot who would you rathe rhave look how were doing

[innit27]

bbc claimed he said rakes, but its clearly rapes said by sacked newcastle manager pardew.

[mikeyn]

nufc-deluded fc. made for each other.

[Mixtupabit]

what a Disaster for the Toon...Ashleys casino chum ...Championship here we come (again)..and this time Carroll,Enrique,Tiote etc will be off...Every mag at the Liverpool match show their displeasure by turning their backs when this muppet walks on the pitch..

[FlyingRat1]

Suitable appointment for Newcastle then.

[andycarroll9]

@FlyingRat1 HaHa Get a Life. Eat shit

[FlyingRat1]

@andycarroll9 You mad?

[Unpiece]

@FlyingRat1 ofc were mad, who wouldnt? maybe not your mackem arse as but the rest of the normal world would.

[FlyingRat1]

@Unpiece 2 points I'd like to make here:

1. I was talking to andycarroll9, who told me to eat shit. Suitable language, I think not. :D

2. I'm not a Sunderland fan, hate that lot. I support the most successful club in the World.

[andycarroll9]

@FlyingRat1 Acrrington Stanley?

[FlyingRat1]

@andycarroll9 Yeah, Accrington. How'd ya guess?

[andycarroll9]

@FlyingRat1 i dont knoow :)

[ftgpete]

I rekon Essien molested him, not raped him

[AllowTheHype]

mans think commentators need to be more him and chris kamara and not like that wasteman commentator dean windass, boring and unfunny

[NadsMeister4]

LOL

[2BarKawi]

Too much XBL.

[OliRancidTen]

played that off well...

[Adeel2k11]

i hate the old cunts who have nothing better to do than PHONE IN AND COMPLAIN about him saying the word rape

[menian200]

The chairwoman of Rape Crisis England and Wales, said the term was "completely inappropriate". "She He has trivialised and undermined the seriousness of rape and anyone who has suffered sexual violence will rightly be angry."

Poor Alan... He later claimed he said "absolutely rakes him" but was caught out when people realised the term 'to rake' someone does not exist

[menian200]

The chairwoman of Rape Crisis England and Wales, said the term was "completely inappropriate". "She He has trivialised and undermined the seriousness of rape and anyone who has suffered sexual violence will rightly be angry."

Poor Alan... He later claimed he said "absolutely rakes him" but was caught out when people realised the term 'to rake' someone does not exist

[CAFC2010]

silly twat

[clivemendonca100]

thats make a lot of sense noggy, well done, fucking tool

[colourflaire]

35 comments. Were they all prostitutes??

[PardewIsGod]

Fancy Saying that... Pranny! loool

[clivemendonca100]

alan pardew, you are one big nosed cunt,i fucking hate you, fancy saying something like that

[NoGGy35]

@clivemendonca100 fucking hilarious! regardless if you hate him. no-one gives a shit. Stfu

[chaz1495]

LOL ched screams RAPEEEEE

[UnknownGenius01]

Raped by The Bison!

[Eesay]

LAD



[Niko19Kranjcar]

Poor Ched, he's never been the same since being raped.

[kopkiing]

AHAHAHA:-

"...He absolutely rapes him."

[WindmillStalker]

Apart from all the whining about inappropriate or not...

Essien really did rape him, lol.

[Reicheagles]

LAD

[Tomdiff]

i think this is hillarious people have no sence of humour, most people find this funny! up the saints!

[Pander8874]

problem, feminists?

[keerincrabbattle]

35 complaints to the BBC? That's 35 Daily Mail readers who were watching football when they should have been complaining about immigrants bringing rabies to the uk or something...

[BiloLCFC]

Fans say this kind of thing all of the time. No big deal.

My personal favourite is 'tore him a new arsehole'.

[pumter]

classic lmao