Jeremy clarkson sucks Smashes the Porsche 911

[wingdingerjc]

Fuck porsche

[playstationNerdwork]

coming up: Porsche smashes clarkson

[oddguy314]

Lmao, why does it have so many dislikes. This is hella funny. I watch this vid daily. xD

[coolbluelights]

@oddguy314 butthurt clarkson fans who can't take a joke

[billboy1616]

Someone needs to get out more he hates 911's so what get over it seriously. Some people see the early ones as ill handling death traps if you dont actualy own one maybe you should take the time to find out whe he doesnt like them

[coolbluelights]

@billboy1616 finally an intelligent comment

[TheBodyGuard32]

why hasent he died? poor car :(

[dagman2000]

fuck you



[HappyTheHomo45]

@dagman2000 no thanks :)

[TheMattsls]

Is this video meant to be funny. I hate the 911

[bugattiva6]

top gear rules that car sucks if your going to buy a 911 get a gt2 rs fucker and your only saying that jeremy sucks because you gay and dont have a porsche any way so go fuck you self oh never mind you dont have a penis fag and he wrecked it to test the quality retard i hate you fag you cock sucking mother fuck peice of shit

[coolbluelights]

@bugattiva6 lolll look at you getting all worked up over a stupid speakonia video, take a chill pill man it's just a joke! :D

[Gameappeldrink]

2:43 lol

[BlueTube0110]

i hate this voice

[shobin05]

Top gear is a billion times better than any 911 anyday

[Carnage11B]

Hahahahhahaha Fuck that gay as car and the gay ass hater who made this vid

[crzdbiker]

oh he didn't die again? darn it.....

[oelbyskole259010]

This is Funny!!!!

[c02pistolman]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[TheCarWrecker]

WTF, what you done??

[ChicaneFSO]

i dobrze garbusowi

[aj1212375]

I love this dude even more after he did this.

[ILoveMylarBalloons97]

Mylar Balloons are better than Top gear Dj Dean is better than Top gear Tokyo Mew Mew is better Than Top gear Mermaid melody is better than Top gear TR-909 is better than Top gear ID&T Thunderdome Is better Than Top gear Dj Networx is better than Top gear Sugar Sugar Rune is better than Top gear Volvo 343 is better than Top gear Marina Koizumi is better than Top gear Motto! Ojamajo DoReMi Is Better than Top gear Sailor Moon is better than Top gear TOP GEAR SUCKS!!!!

[flikkerlicht]

wow he crashed a 911... get over it and stop dumping this shit on youtube and keep your "retaliation" to yourself and go cry in a corner

[kelly00000111111]

top gear is the shit, no doubt, but this was still pretty funny. nothing like the cheap laugh from a computer voice over. well done

[MagicAyrtonforever]

@kelly00000111111 indeed, but come on those early 911's DO SUCK! they are rusted out now and handle like a tuned beetle... now the 991, well that's something else and if Jeremy Clarkson was to smash a 991 up and post in on the internet, I would say "OI YOU!!! CLARKSON!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[my2aries]

You suck.

[yippeggy]

Can I ask how did you generate this funny voice? Which Text-to-speech did you use? thank you!

[coolbluelights]

@yippeggy Speakonia

[Anthony12611]

Ur A Dumbass Hes Payed 2 Test The Car For Its Crash Ability U Dumbass!!

[coolbluelights]

@Anthony12611 it doesn't matter it's still a waste why couldn't he have wrecked a brand new bugatti instead?

[Anthony12611]

@coolbluelights Because Hes Paid 2 Smash The Cars That They Give Him 2 Smash He Cant Chose!

[coolbluelights]

@Anthony12611 Why Do You Capitalize Every Word? That Just Seems Like A Waste Of Time...

[Anthony12611]

@coolbluelights Cuz I Can!

[Anthony12611]

@Anthony12611 Because Hes Paid 2 Smash The Cars That They Give Him 2 Smash He Cant Chose!

[Englandforever91]

Who ever made this video is clearly some tasteless cock who gets offended by clarksons jokes. The 911 is a shit car in my eyes too. Why would anyone spend that sort of money with a car thats engine is at the back, also 911's are actually quite unreliable which is odd for something German.

[coolbluelights]

@Englandforever91 well you got the cock part right :P seriously though, I don't hate jeremy clarkson, this video is just a joke. they don't even show the UK version of Top Gear on american TV. Rear engine cars have an advantage: weight over the drive wheels = more traction.

[Englandforever91]

@coolbluelights Fair enough :) but there is a reason why super car makers didn't catch on with the rear engined layout, i think the italians had the best idea by putting the engine in the middle. And yes your right about the traction part seeing as it makes it quick off the line, but all that weight swinging round at the back pulling the back end out... bad idea.

[coolbluelights]

@Englandforever91 good for doing donuts in snow ^^

[xxxn7zxxx]

dislike for victory!!!!!

[coolbluelights]

@xxxn7zxxx Thanks :)

[niekaalderink1996]

MICROSOFT SAM, FUCK OFF!

[wowdino]

its just a porshe, its such a gay car, its a VW bug clone lol, hope Jeremy smashes more caravans, morris marinas, and these gay looking porshes

[1badbanshee]

Any and all Porsche sucks ass!!! End of story

[dylanotoshiro]

@coolbluelights this is a pointless childish waste of yours and other peoples time.

If you like the Porsche 911 make a video about it not your disgust for Jeremy Clarkson (one of the best broadcasters in the world)

[coolbluelights]

@dylanotoshiro it's just a joke, geez lighten up people...

[DoReMiForever]

@dylanotoshiro Jeremy clarkson is a loser! FUCK YOU. his the WORST broadcaster.

[dylanotoshiro]

@DoReMiForever im sorry but over 360 million people watch his programmes, now does that sound like "worst broadcaster"?

[PolskaRezystans]

@dylanotoshiro Yeah, well a lot of those people can suck my dick!

[dylanotoshiro]

@PolskaRezystans that has to be one of the most idiotic and pointless replies I've ever recieved.

if you can't think of anything related to the topic, don't reply. and you are obviously are gay if you want a mostly male viewer-ship so "suck your dick"

[PolskaRezystans]

@dylanotoshiro Oh, I can think of plenty of things related to the topic, but I simply prefer to point my middle finger at most of these viewers.

By the way, I can see you haven't quite grasped the concept of "figurative humor". Spaced much?

[dylanotoshiro]

@PolskaRezystans do you know what? i'm sick to death of having to put a point across to idiots like you, so you win!

have a nice day mate.

[Minus42Zero]

Wow that's a lot of dicks.

[davidus444]

@Arrrrbol He's british.

[legohalo99]

big whoop its not the end of the world

[jekabsroja]

I liked when the piano fell... the audio wasn't funny!!!

[DoReMiForever]

@jekabsroja FUCK JEREMY CLARKSON!!

[coolbluelights]

@Arrrrbol Yep... and? ^^

[mrthebillman]

Stupid computer voice

[Maavinne]

Is it died????

[boykitten87]

lol, wow, what are you 12? ....and a homophobe?



[1992steffan]

gay car porche sucks and you suck this car deserved it

[TheTweeky77]

this is really shite.

[TheAnonymous6818]

THAT ROBOT VOICE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING! I KNOW ITS STEVEN HAWKING ITS JUST ANNOYING

[FlamingArms]

DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT THAT PIANO.... cuase i didnt eaither

[arsenalchampions]

fucking lame, Top Gear fucking rules

[coolbluelights]

@arsenalchampions he fucking smashed a classic porsche! you don't just do that shit...

[arsenalchampions]

@coolbluelights Yeah I love Porsche, it's my favourite car company, but that's just 1 bad thing he's done amongst many many good things

[paskahead]

@coolbluelights im clad he doesent destroy porshe 911 turbo 1997 targa version sorry my bad english im finnish

[DoReMiForever]

@arsenalchampions Top Gear SUCKS!

[ILoveMylarBalloons97]

@arsenalchampions TOP GEAR SUCKS!

[carchaos]

idk whats more retarded the guy and his weird gay fetish or liking that car which id see a gay porn star driving

[CrazyVolkov]

XDD "My mom suck my dick. My dad suck my dick. My dog suck my dick." That part always has me in stitches! Wonder if he would be able to build a pyramid out of his own shit too.

[coolbluelights]

@CrazyVolkov hahah yeah :D

[DracoVader]

Lol, He destroyed his own house in order to, and just so that, he could destroy whatever car he wanted! He didn't even consider what collateral consequences he's have to suffer in order to do it. I guess he reaped what he sowed!

[dojOdRiFTeR]

jermeey is awesome but the fact he prefers passion over performance is enough to say he sucks he is a hate love kinda persoon

[DoReMiForever]

@dojOdRiFTeR Jeremy Sucks!!!

[dojOdRiFTeR]

@DoReMiForever lol

[hurrhurrbtard]

lol wasn't that Porsche on its last legs anyway? Probably cost him about 2 grand...

What about when they smash a Miura in the Italian job?

That was for entertainment just like this.

Back then, smashing a Miura up for one scene would be like smashing a Veyron up for one scene.

Then there's Aston Martins that have been destroyed by James Bond and Q Branch, the F355 on The Rock, the Mach 1 in Gone in 60 Seconds...

Smashing an old 911 doesn't seem so bad when you think of it like that.

[hurrhurrbtard]

Poor-sche :( :(

[LOLHICRONO]

fkin hate porsche.

[CorruptKain]

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[kanstrup600]

questo video è così divertente

amore

[MSNIMSM]

Porsche sucks anyway. They never hold thier value and thier just ghey.

[the06bug]

So Jeremy really CAN'T drive! lawl!

[alexwillshankyou]

What the fuck is wrong with that dickface? why would he ruin that peice of art?

[gill8211]

stupid

[AnneGadegaardFan]

@gill8211 no

[HellesBringer]

@AnneGadegaardFan

Jeremy Clarkson could care less about what you say even if he had known you existed, you insignificant troll. He has a life to look after, with a job, prosperity, fame and fortune. Do you?

[WhiteAgent]

Wait a second.. Do you think this video is to make Clarkson to care?.. No thats not its point.. The point is to create a negative opinion about him and Iam looking forward to it..

Your just as insignificant as AnneGadegaardFan so dont try to look higher than him .. And what the heck are you saying?..

Do I have to have the same possessions and wealth with someone else to criticize him ? Well no I dont and neither does Anne so we'll keep doing it whether we do have the same possessions or not.

[SlimeTron5000]

Leave Jeremy alone!

[JeremyClarksonSucks1]

@SlimeTron5000 Leave coolbluelights alone!

Jeremy Clarkson is gay

[coolbluelights]

@HellesBringer ummm no..

[renaultlover1]

@coolbluelights when will you get a life??? You're a bit childish aren't you

[coolbluelights]

@renaultlover1 I have a life and a full time job. so i'm childish, do you think that bothers me? nope, not a bit :)

[coolbluelights]

@SlimeTron5000 oh come now, it's all good fun ;-) wouldn't you be pissed if he smashed your favorite car?

[rx8malta]

@coolbluelights i hate jeremy clarkson too he doesn't give credit to porsche that they should deserve. Porsche is one of the best cars in today's world and for me is my favourite because they kept there 911 tradition its classic and never gets old. Second if you buy porsche the price will take long time to go down since there body shape doesn't change much. Third i will remain true porsche fan until they change the 911! Chris from evo magazine give the highest credits to porsche 5 stars.

[rx8malta]

@coolbluelights And because of that i always buy the evo magazine :) And my next car will be 911 porsche if they don't change it! Its classic beast for mature people not for kids

[Ryoukun16]

@coolbluelights Quite frankly, no. All you've done is make everyone like Jeremy more.

[DoReMiForever]

@Ryoukun16 you suck. Top Gear sucks. new cars suck. 2004-2011 suck. homedus suck. Lady gaygay suck. new computers suck. Jeremy Clarkson suck. round designs suck. Rap suck. Pop suck. Rock suck.

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[Ryoukun16]

@DoReMiForever Lrn2nobutthurt,kthx

[WhiteAgent]

Jeremy sucks..

[WhiteAgent]

@SlimeTron5000

You seem like you care..

[FutureHater]

@SlimeTron5000 Jeremy Clarkson sucks

Sailor Moon rules

[DoReMiForever]

@SlimeTron5000 fuck off... Jeremy Clarkson is a loser

[SlimeTron5000]

@DoReMiForever yawn

[DoReMiForever]

@SlimeTron5000 VinylRecordsNeverDie is better than you

[SlimeTron5000]

@DoReMiForever VinylRecordsNeverDie AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHA speech impediment

[DoReMiForever]

@SlimeTron5000 you suck

[SlimeTron5000]

@DoReMiForever yawning...

[DoReMiForever]

@SlimeTron5000 you love Jeremy Clarkson so you are gay

[SlimeTron5000]

@DoReMiForever < owned

[DoReMiForever]

@SlimeTron5000 fuck Top Gear

[SlimeTron5000]

@DoReMiForever no u

[DoReMiForever]

@SlimeTron5000 Fuck england, its full of Top Gear fans like you

[SlimeTron5000]

@DoReMiForever no u

[DoReMiForever]

@SlimeTron5000 Top Gear is for homo's

[Ryoukun16]

@DoReMiForever What a fucking weeaboo.

[Vinylrecordsneverdie]

Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh.....80s box cars are better than him!

[goodwoodful]

u suck ever think about that and your porshe sucks just like you

[coolbluelights]

@goodwoodful porsche 911 ist besser als dich!

[goodwoodful]

@coolbluelights Porshe ist Porshe, sondern dass man nur sucks

[tylerheatherly]

"hey hey hey hey hey!"

[shaddowsiner]

Luckily i like Richard Hammond..

[V8Jagnut]

god that was a long time ago.ROFLMFAO. good vid.

[PolskaRezystans]

Awesome video! Porsche 911 Classic is definitely better than him!

[AnneGadegaardFan]

Awesome!!

[coolbluelights]

@AnneGadegaardFan Thanks :D

[monarch1957]

Better get MAACO.

[RRRMMM1111]

Lol, nice video.

[CoolDudeClem]

Omg, why did he do that?! That poor car! The speakonia overdub was absolutly hilarious!

[coolbluelights]

@CoolDudeClem Thanks! yeah he's an idiot for smashing that classic!

[KvornanTheLafesta]

Windscreen too close to face? You've got to be kidding me Clarkson!

[MrMoterKid]

LOL! "Stay tuned where I will show you how to make a pyramid out of my own shit." Hilarious!

[genmac1]

gotta love top gear!