Nip Twist

[jhicksf]

Im at thevwierdpartofsexyboobsmanhot­hotcumandopenmybeerssomtime

[101boatbuilder]

im at the weird part of youtube again

[underoathkind]

fake and not gay



[MrMarshall2000]

y does bmx vids take to the werd bit of youtube every time???#

[aasberg]

Try to do that with an European Bear! u would rip your Nippe to Shreds!

[ichkritdunixD]

fake Boobs don't exist.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@ichkritdunixD It's called implants.

[fucker007moneeey]

ITS LIKE A GUY OPENING A BEER WITH HIS BALLS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND SIDE GIRLS BOOBS WHEN THEY GET HIT IT HEARTS JUST LIKE WHEN YOU GET HEAT IN YOUR BALLS

[GoofysBestFriend]

Oh my god this is the meaning of life... For women

[iwanaGoFast2010]

holy shit i tried this on my gf and we ended up in the ER.. DONT TRY THIS SHIT AT HOME

[TheSmoonge]

@iwanaGoFast2010 Maybe you were trying to open a bottle cap that wasn't meant to be twisted off? Don't know; just speculating. Some bottle caps need to be taken off with an opener and some you can twist off.

[iwanaGoFast2010]

@TheSmoonge oh

[BlAcKoPsK1nG3]

yum



[SenseiSnowflake]

All of my why

[youeatmetube]

Don't people use a bottle opener anymore? If the cap ripped her bro off it was going to be wort my time. But you can twist open those bottles with your hands, so why did the bitch used her breast?

[monarXy262]

@youeatmetube because it's possible

[danielhinton13579]

@youeatmetube your a dumb ass, learn to spell.

[samnoper123]

@danielhinton13579 >your

[danielhinton13579]

@samnoper123 ? you're. sorry

[RELLlK]

The power of sillicon...(or preloosening the cap)

[palmer3977]

i cant wait to see how she opens a 2 ltr bottle

[saddletramp69]

Ok, THAT was IMPRESSIVE! Minus the sniff.

[Dajuggernaut74]

Bravo Bravo

[Athanase48067]

The orchestra makes it that much better. Does anyone remember the title of that piece? I've heard it everywhere...

[UziDuck]

@Athanase48067 It's the theme from 2001 A Space Odyssey :]

[Athanase48067]

@UziDuck Ah! Thank you.

[Lastman0nEarth]

@Athanase48067 Also Sprach Zarathustra, by Richard Strauss.

[Litlej0j0]

hahaha



[TheFarmer009]

i jsut tried tat and i cut my tit

[OMNISLASHER1000]

so american chicks have hard muscular breasts? what kind of woman is that? ill stick too soft and sexy thanks,even though i know this video is fake,but if not,hard muscular tits? yeeeeeee-uuuucccchhh!!!! doesnt that mean they are pecs and not tits????

[Lastman0nEarth]

@OMNISLASHER1000 Oh no, a chick with muscle! What a threat to your abysmal manhood.

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@Lastman0nEarth well if you like big muscles thats your own business,as for me,ill stick too the "women" thanks.

[Lastman0nEarth]

@OMNISLASHER1000 the soft, weak little girls with nothing but fat on their chests? yay for a chick you can push around...so you don't have to build any muscle to be top dog haha....lame

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@Lastman0nEarth what kind of man are you that you would need too build muscle too be top dog over a woman? or is your woman a bodybuilder??? and i dont want a chick i can push around,i just want a chick,whos soft and gentle and wants too be cute and caring,like a woman,like the ideal woman...the day women want too be top dog,is the day women...are men...and cuteness ceases too exist,u want that? maybe u should have been born a woman...so im lame and abysmal? then u must be a he she.

[Lastman0nEarth]

@OMNISLASHER1000 ...wow...aren't you quick on the uptake. My comment was a sarcastic one, targeted at you...not my own opinion. Why would I suddenly make that switch to a polar opposite idea? How is a woman with some level of physical fitness "wanting to be top dog?" ...you claim to defend women, but you're a hypocrite...you see them as weak, and any deviation from that misconceived norm as an offensive notion. ...everything you just said was pretty much you talking to yourself. What an idiot.

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@Lastman0nEarth I dont see women as weak,quite the opposite in fact, i see them as the strong willed beings who keep men going forward,they stay by your side,and cheer you on even when your losing,thats why men made it out of the tribes,as for the top dog thing,you brought it up spongebob,not me,you claimed i had too build muscle too be top dog over a woman,did you not? why would i have too build muscle too be top dog over a woman? is she aggressive? this fantasy woman of yours?

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@Lastman0nEarth oh,and another thing,i never claimed too defend women,but i do love a nice loving one.:)

[Lastman0nEarth]

@OMNISLASHER1000 You may want to work on your language comprehension. You wouldn't even be fun to troll...

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@Lastman0nEarth if all you can do is "troll" my language comprehension,you must be running out of ideas dic-dome...as for trolling me...no chance you silly boy,the fact you even consider trolling is sad,pathetic,lonely,basement loser activity...go too your mum and troll,maybe she will listen and make you a poison jelly sandwhich,i however,will dismiss you as..."a troll"...LMFAO!!!

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@Lastman0nEarth have u by any chance got a fetish for muscular women? cos you basically just targeted 99% of women,when you said they were soft weak little girls with nothing but fat on their chests??????????? maybe in the days of the caveman dude,but not today,women have rights now...so they dont need too get pushed around,and your also basically saying that all women who dont do weights,have nothing but fat on their chests,instead of breasts? other way round dikky,you like pecks,not breasts!!!

[h3rmystrap0n]

twist off



[IIPoMMeZII]

beer was already open.......

[Bluebott1]

the fuck is this shit .

guize i'm 12 and what is this .

[TheBlackknight159]

@Bluebott1 lying pedophilie



[steffenden1]

WRF!!!

[RoXaSL4D]

NICE 

[flugente]

ohhh come on I can do that too

[juxvma542]

Some wives are just so helpful.

[insaneBMX32]

is it good that shes able to do that?

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@insaneBMX32 its muscular and manly...end of...period

[iGuitarGamer]

god is good!!!!!

[markogeraldo]

nice.. :)

[delano62]

Her nipple has teeth.



[perfuzz]

Ok I give up Evolution is all baloney. That could only be explained with über intelligent design.

[MrRagnello17]

AMERICA!

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@MrRagnello17 yeah!!!! hard titted babes of america!!! who wouldve known!!!

[SuperBinox]

LOVE THE MUSIC EFFECT !

[DarthSchuyler]

Back off shes mine

[Forethat]

It was ok until the pervert decided to give the bottle a gentle sniff.

[Codykjemhus]

cough cough ill teach yah how to hop on something instead of nip twisting ;P

[32ilovemakeup]

O_O

[MaddDogg81]

yeah right her tits did that. Anyway I'd lvoe to suck those tits

[jackygirly123]

oucch?

[SPOOFstudios]

i was watching a tutorial on piano, howd i get here?

[MeepMeep1504]

....and now we are going to share this bottle of beer on all 6 of us and drink it out of plastic bowls....

[Ilieknoodles]

fake and .. not gay :|?

[lostn65]

How'd you do that?

[unreasonablebannana]

breast cancer.



[Eddcano09]

he is gonna ENJOY that beer!

[lammie921]

perfection

[yamaharider112]

MARRY ME

[dxSabertoothxb]

I love her!



[JohnBarryization]

This lady later did time for poking out peoples eyes.

[redryan20000]

fake and gay

[bufbarnaby]

Big deal...the edge of the cap caught on the material of her top , and THAT is what made it come off. Yawn...my wanker could do that.

[ryancrazy1]

@bufbarnaby i dont see you posting a youtube video...

[MrMastershake2001]

I love slow motion.

[Gu4ardsofFe4r]

Do that with a German beer.

And she has no nipples more :D

[PinkFloydrulez]

i have the weirdest boner

[OMBIC]

IM IN LOVE< Neally cryed lol

[David1Salgado]

Here Comes The Breast Cancer XD

[bonestorm99]

Those must have been some solid nipples...

[MrAaront703]

0:21 the guy had a cheeky wee sniff lol

[enjoi7777]

root in a swimming pool. solid

[Falchorn585]

''Getting hit in the balls hurst less than getting hit in the breast, you boys are just all sooks''. *Spoken in feministic droning moronic drooling speech* .. We've all heard it before.. evidently it would now appear that is not true. If I could twist the cap of a bottle with my scrotum I, and my great great grandchildren would never have to work again.

[AwsomekillerX5]

that is the badist F*cking nipples iv ever seen

[slay3r43v3r]

maybe one of the 5 reasons a girlfriend is useful for you! lol

[xBL4CKx0PSx]

Sorry added a r.

[xBL4CKx0PSx]

WTF. It is Browser laughing.

[Gabriel271294]

0:15 Bowser's laugh

[rohancena]

The boy was gonna pour it first but decided to smell it before :p

[Siscotated]

my new wife :)



[andrewt008]

Im more shocked that how come that spotty emo type guy with the white body & pink arms is in the same swimming pool as Nip twist!?

[GeorgeBonez]

Aww dont listen to these dopes. You nips did a great job.

[mcniggahomie]

try this with a german beer bottle ...and ur nip is history :D

[SeeThatitsYou]

SONG!?!??!??!?

[stalkingalizee]

nips of steel

[JonJury]

must have been a twist top.

[europefan1]

@JonJury

yeah of course

[mastershake644]

am i the only one who jaw dropped when i saw this?

[jalanavaloss1]

@mastershake644 i was the only other person who's jaw dropped

i need her service's now ROFL

[EliteSnakes]

that chicks my hero!

[bulatus]

NIPPLE EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!111

[creamyfilling102]

i was watching videos about sweetcorn harvesting.  why did this come up in the sidebar??

[mhungerford1105]

@creamyfilling102 thats only the sweetest thing ever

[engxiong1980]

LOL! awesome! thanks for posting!!!

[karl13831]

HA HA HA HA HA IS THAT FOR REAL???

[teddiethenaive]

is it bad that i got a boner from this?

[bradq]

must have some firm boobies there

[frozen134able]

really impressed

[Belgianmeth]

I'll be really impressed if you do that with a Trappist beer.

[bosanac01]

 I.. want that to be my daughter.

[313jcruz]

MY GOD!!!

[johnathan000217]

U know she's a keeper!!!!

[Jaymill3210]

CHECK OUT MY VIDEO FOR THE BEST HOT GIRL DANCING COMPLIATION

[stalkingalizee]

When do you know you have enough tits... when you can open a bottle cap with it. lulz

[UnCfreak52]

Sweet jesus!!!!



[GuineaPigWWE]

Anyone else notice the buffalo at the back?

[GeneralG1810]

This is why men dont have boobs, all we'd do is drink beer and play with our boobs all day :D

[NoOdL3z18]

God bless America.

[scbjgs]

hahahaha.boobs are my favorite thing in the world... :D

[paulabner201]

this is why girls get breast cancer :D

[TheSUBGAMER]

whore

[theniclasridiclas]

@TheSUBGAMER Obvious Troll is Obvious

[TheSUBGAMER]

@theniclasridiclas cookie?

[TheSUBGAMER]

@theniclasridiclas here you are,eat a cookie

[brotherbrown1984]

Alcohol Flavored Breast milk?

[newcomer9747]

is this shit for real?

[victoryasbek]

Stunning !!! 

[ELNENE000222]

hmmm another reason to have a women first they can cook now this...thank u god

[Matthe421]

just impossible. This is a fake

[Westg1484]

@krustofskie

 Gay

[TomboyAlly17]

Yup. Theres a true blonde

[MrEmaxxfreak]

omg thats a evil laugh!

[krustofskie]

Try doing that without the bikini top on then she would just shred her skin. All that happens is the screw cap edges catch the fabric of her clothing thus unscrewing the cap.

[unclefakkah]

Can she do it when it starts sagging?

[m1y2sti3cal]

i bet the cap was already loose kept !!!

[sonso2733]

oustanding!!!

[KillerKoolAid91]

@crazyoverwii wrong...but your face in between and its the best samich ever

[jonathansandoval88]

Men I wish my face was the beer bottle!!!

[lookatmySB]

@jonathansandoval88 the guy would kiss you then :/

[johhny117]

@jonathansandoval88 no you dont she'd pull your nose off!

[kattowitz4]

@jonathansandoval88 You crazy? She'd tear off your nose with that iron nipple...

[sarah72530]

Just enough alcohol for the numbing effect but not so much as to overly limit coordination . This is how the police are fooled in the case of impaired drivers. Not to mention the already stated bikini manufacturer and possibility of hidden helpers as well as ease of opening. Whatever you do, don't suggest a safe or vault or anything like that. Now I think that I am going to watch that just one more time.

[long6live6metal6]

dips



[mdnow2]

This pretty much disproves how women say that getting hit in the boobs is like getting hit in the balls. I mean, imagine twisting off a bottle cap with your scrotum... not gonna happen.

[SniffyTugBoat]

@mdnow2 I agree. I'm a woman, and getting hit in the boobs doesn't hurt that bad.

[carouselwings]

@mdnow2 hheeeeeeyyyyyy NO it only hurts when your in puberty!

[ThePaijeFuller]

@mdnow2 she didn't push it all the way in, when you twish the bottle cap on fabric it comes off easy lol. and yes it really hurts like hell.

[carey009]

the perfect woman

[hotstudd2087]

dayumnnnn

[TheWartHawg]

I'm in love...

[psykoloc14]

lol wonder how she opens jars

[Videolursch]

easy-open =P

[Shynemedia]

Every man's dream... Hah

[tinx246]

omg

[MrOMGasm]

now do the same whit a decaps one

[fig939]

ma talent

[enzemdragon]

can you imagine what that thing could do to your mouth? lol!

[Quantumjitter]

How do you even DO that? O.o

[wilsaquis24]

@Quantumjitter hard nipples my friend

[MargaretLeighh]

Wow stupid sexist pigs.

[smackcasper]

Prove it

[legendjoshy]

now she don't need bottle opener :D she dont need to buy these any time

[SuperSaiyan877]

you can see the bottle opener lol

[thejigsow]

ok now we know a new thing we can do with thouse

[K00LA1DMAN427]

Ooooooo wait did that guy just really sniff the bottle wow he probley got a boner lol

[bpeterdude316]

chuck norris can do it by farting on it