How to be a Noob - Halo 3 Machinima

[sparkybigptalkshow]

IoI every noob has the same default armor

[quade7899059]

SOAD FTW!!

[funtimez1212]

I loved 2:25 and 2:35

[nrobb10]

at 2:51 when he gets the kill look at the wall K1

[PatJC123]

I loved 2:25 to 2:35! XD

[PleasureOfLight]

Hey guys, add me, I am LilTortillaBoyV and i would like to share the halo 4 original story line with you guys, plz send me a message before u send a request

[chrisagainstthestars]

Lol.Just Lol

[pikachu88pop]

The noob deepens his voice to die.

[Mrtopo10]

omfg this is stupid the best machinima of the noobs is make it for george spartan 01 100% latino :D search this guy and learn something

[TheBULLET52]

169 people are a noob

[EnclaveGuy1996]

(moltiple noobs were harmed in the making of this video) "phuew"

[darkavix20]

LOL im finaly safe *Big crate falls on top >.<*

[darkavix20]

LOL epic fail granade toss >.<

[XM3RKXinsanity]

The noob sounds like Justin bieber

[AlexsViiiiiDs]

you cant make " how to be a noob" videos if ur already a noob.

[TheM4NB34RP1G]

Like it how you say he's the noob, yet you're wearing Hyabusa(or whatever its called)

[4everrgamer]

@TheM4NB34RP1G hyabusa is only a noob thing if your wearing the whole suit... dont just assume someone whos average a noob for a helmet

[PuLs3ViP3R]

remember dont try this at home go 2 a friends house lol

[L3gendi4ry]

@alien90088 they all are

[pocco13]

yes

[FATcatONTHEGO]

THE FLAME GREANADE AHHHHH WARHOG AHHHH THE TURRET AHHH OVERSHIELD IM FINLY SAFE BOOM MANCANNON AHHHH!!!

[FATcatONTHEGO]

THE FLAME GREANADE AHHHHH WARHOG AHHHH THE TURRET AHHH OVERSHIELD.

[zacher51]

this is the greatest day ofmy life

[Optimusprime1993and2]

wow awesome video :D

[TangosUSMC]

I lol'd at the Overshield.

[3458andrew]

my favorite part was when blue kept going "aaaaah!" after the firebomb grenade

[Andrex610]

Because blue is the noob!? The red should be the noob!

[SoulSoldToVideogames]

win



[PWNEROFALLCREATION87]

Sugah!!

Amazing song

[TheAlphawolf8]

OMFG WTF LULULUL BEST BEST

DO A SEQUEL :D

i cried laughing, and mayb jizzd a little

[DgkFanAllDay]

noobz r green not blue!!!!!!!!!!

[MegaAaronx]

@DgkFanAllDay U WOULD KNOW n00b!!!

[SuperShortAndSweet]

check me out i play halo 3 sometimes as well...i just dont upload it but still

[Thesoulreplay]

this wasnt even that funny..

[LightHunter01]

omg soooooo freekin funny!!!!!!!!!!!d:3

[L49Designs]

LOL isnt this the song from "Curb your enthusiasm?!"

[SUSH1TACO]

Grenades:noob on fire

Warthog:noob on fire again

Turret:noob still on fire

overshield:why isn't the noob on fire

Cannon man:noob flying while on fire

Lol

[y1chaparo]

WHAT SONG IT THAT AT THE BEGINNING

[mykillerarby]

lolololol thats too funnay

[kingOFtheHILL112]

LOL Fred Plays Halo 3

[farkatoon]

blue guy is right: this (vid) suck

[NewVagasplayer1]

lol

[1AMN1NJA]

Im 2 skulls away from hayabusa helmet!!!!!

:D

[0wolfer0]

I know noobs are funny to watch in games when they are trying so hard to kill you but can't.

[kencholight]

the shotgun in halo 1 maybe can help you

[xXThePanzerXx]

good vid......but no scopes are for faggets

[owenkabuvy]

hahahaha 2:27 epic fail xD

[robinsssss1]

hey hyabusa guy how did you get all skulls

[legoboy269]

epic

[OldSkyStudios]

I miss firebomb grenades and flamethrowers. Well really anything relating to fire that isn't in Halo Reach.

[p00phead17]

system of a down- sugar thumbs to let ppl see (or noobs)

[MrNoodlesJr]

That blue guy sure learnt a lesson. Spartans don't die. They respawn

[123Wowplayer123]

'This was the greatest day of my entire life' :)

[flaminpanda7]

this was posted on my b-day :D

[VRTO92]

@flaminpanda7 that makes you a noob ;D no offense

[DaNYe999]

@JimmyKudo1344 Sugar by System of a down ;D

[jp9hockey]

WOW. do yourself a favor and get a life. definition of a faggot.

[booyah97]

firebomb (noob is on fire) warthog (noob is still on fire) turret (noob is even one more fire) overshield (why isnt the noob on fire!?!?!?!?!?)

[TheDevlo]

make another!!!!!!!!

[haloman12566]

the pistol in fact does own for its quaint aiming and amount of ammo its great for those who like to use precision and deadly for those who denied it awesome abilities.

[UrgedCRUSHER]

141 people are noobs

[L3W15VICK]

i love the last bit "hey noob" BAAAM you know before the credits :)

[ACTcove]

Me: this is how you do it (raises sniper into the air and fires)

Annoucer: Killionaire, headshot, one hit kill!!

(random bashees fall onto the ground followed by elites)

Me: that's how you do it. (smirk)

[SpadesNeil]

The acting was quite terrible... The burning was the only funny part. :\

Learn from your mistakes and make a new one for Reach. :D

[AceisBeast1]

Make a Reach one.

[alien90088]

noob is so gayyyyyyyyyyy in this vidio

[stroke117]

@alien90088 yes :)

[hiddenhalo1]

@alien90088 lats cuz hes a noob ._.

[FireStarInfinity]

noobs entertain me alot and i have fun pwning em

[flipysrevenge96]

Lol the shotgun one was funny.... Because the exact same thing happened to me on Valhalla. the nonsense lasted for about 2 minutes or so. then he ran out of ammo. then he proceeded to teabag the ground, trying to get me to leave the base. I owned him.

[Leobreacker]

lol..im a pro why the hell am i watching this? lolz its funny though!

[zZloverXx]

gayyy

[younis128]

@zZloverXx trollllll

[rickibarra70]

Lol 2:36 - 2:40

[biofinget]

must be using 50 g slugs in a tuba barrel. usually a shot gun can go over 120 meters.

[daBIGDOOM321]

make a fucking 2nd 1

[Terminator12355]

what was the last song at the end? like during th credits

[MrK89312]

@CarGamePlayer MajorSlack

[JackCray0nn]

he catches on fire alot...poor noobs

[CarGamePlayer]

blue guy sounds like peewee if u know whoo is it (youtuber) then tell me

[spyroaz]

i thought i was the only one who hides in trashcans

[SpearCrash94]

how egyptian people notify a noob is there: anubis here lol

[john99lego]

2:27 and 2:39

[TheKieranfuller]

u are soooo funny :)

[thedorantor]

how to be a noob:

step 1: play halo 3

gratz, you are now a noob

[Deathy666x]

@thedorantor any halo is for noobs.... theres no fucking recoil....... its easy

[TheAvengedMaggot]

To bad red was a noob all along: see Hayabusa

[C0LL1N]

lol omg like noobs and freshmen are like so lame

[micahbrown641]

make another i know this is l8

[robdist]

2 out of 5

[M3ssageT4k3n]

Rofl @ all the fire

[XxscorpionxXKombat]

@M3ssageT4k3n i know lolololololololololol

[TheXdudefishyx]

noob



[evan2595]

I love the SOAD ending.

[jppfeil]

The _____ got BXRed!!!!

Fill in the blanks!

[pbarley]

Man I pwn in no scopes!

[DeceptaconTron]

@pbarley no you don't faggot, cuz ur a noob

[pwnerzatzhaloz3]

this is N00B 101 :D

[csTerminator2]

lol gud work!!

[snipieweston]

I LOVE SONG AT THE END :)

[onlyusemyc4]

lol funny 

[onlyusemyc4]

lol

[1deadwalk]

lol

[alexvoci99]

DUDE IS FREAKIN FUNNEH!!!!!

[Themanwhoisepic]

haha good job man hilarious

[6000stephen]

No geting no scopes is the coolest, there really hard but I can get them because I'm really good. Miss, Miss, Miss.

[Gthecool]

Note: he finished red off with a noobtuber.

[deadlyscone]

this is retarded.

[1thesuperhawk0]

Thumbs up for more noob!

[TheMrSpartanking]

Yes, another

[rec0nflamer223]

aah! aaahhhh! o god! im finally safe... dumpster falls on him lol

[godzillaeliteness]

lol at the curb your enthusiasm music.

[TristanMachuwano1998]

2:26 lol 

[AceisBeast1]

For some reason The N00B Reminds me of the GameStop Rabbit...

[nurgle117]

actually no-scoping is n00bish.

[anspiderman]

he sound like fred

[pandaemon00]

noob music

[stayinclassy247]

this isnt on machinima....

[iliketacos289]

who got board and typed in "noob" and came here.

[Darksavage916]

@iliketacos289 me



[death12395]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h

[trabart70]

2:20 to 2:45 is so funny

[gamer4life513]

make another

[Quazki]

124 people didn't have a happy bungie day :(

[thesniper1191]

No scopes aren't hard to get lol, and the ricochet kills are hard to get... This videos funny xD

[MrGotm0ney]

bird is the word!

[THEBLACKFALCON76]

HATE THE THEME SONG LOVE THE VIDEO

[metarydly7111]

OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY

[MustyMarkus1]

Wgat does Noob stand for anyway?

[danameporker]

@MustyMarkus1 for you



[MustyMarkus1]

@danameporker Huh? No I'm serious what does it stand? Do you got a problem that I dont know what every word means? What's your problem?

[AlienRewired]

@MustyMarkus1 Noob is like Newbie, which just means amateur

[MustyMarkus1]

@AlienRewired Oh ok! Thanks!

[PsiTerrorPrime]

shotgun got way shorter range than in halo 1, used shotgun 4 banshees, annoying fucks

[chikenz64]

2:28 to 2:34... lol

[robber4079]

wat a noo

[robber4079]

the blue guy is such a noob

[Mnim96]

@robber4079 You're such a noob you shitty ass fucker. I mean sht, you probably spend every minute of every day flaming people on the internet and you're probably fucking fat ass hell. Go kill yourself you stupid shithole. Fuck off, dick munch.

[Wolf8882]

what a lol music

¬¬

[XxNathanxX7]

For some reason The N00B Reminds me Fred...

[keem025]

@XxNathanxX7

l same

[keem025]

@XxNathanxX7

lol i thought so to

[ubercoolist]

@XxNathanxX7 me too

[BBoyable]

@XxNathanxX7 Maybe he IS Fred...

[UrgedCRUSHER]

@XxNathanxX7 THATS BECAUSE IT IS,DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TehRude]

What the hell is with the ending? he ate the noob and improved himself, like jeepers creepers wtf.

[keem025]

MAKE ANOTHER PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ

[mhluo]

i would love a sequal thumbs up if you do too!

[IDKIMBUSY]

hellz ya awesome vid and awesome song lol

[TheXboxplaya]

sugar! system of a down...

[NoNoAkimbo]

2:28 - 2:42 was the best part

[GTAMANIAC1999]

lol at the "Curb Your Emthusiasm" music

[AvalosNation]

You spelled the title wrong:

"How to be a noob: Play Halo 3"

You're welcome.

[SnokeZ]

@AvalosNation Why is someone noob because he's playing Halo 3 ? :D

[BENTLEYtheSKATEMAN]

@SnokeZ he's just mad cause cod isn't as good as halo

[SnokeZ]

@BENTLEYtheSKATEMAN :))

[jtdsman]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

[mhluo]

sequal

please so funny

[flipysrevenge96]

SUGAR!

SOAD FTW!

[DarkLordknight71]

It's called Theater Mode.

[flamingarse1]

how the fuck do you have the ingame camera outside of the player

[WTFisAuserFRCKINname]

It's funny cuz someone has actually done that to me before with the shotgun on Valhalla.....

[FatalisSlayer101]

2:39

[noobnoob31]

whats the song at the beginning?

[YouNoobxD94]

LOL 117 dislikes! xD

[zipzapper0]

make a SEQUAL YOU FORGOT THE NEEDLER

[YoYoKirby1]

@zipzapper0 no the needler isnt much of a noob weapon, its just that no one uses it often

[jackohell30]

presenting.........THE FAG GRENADE

[MasterChief1660]

lmao

[BLACKzzJESUS]

Hey Noob! You"re playing like Lieutenant Dan out there!

[Mrqqqqqqconduit100]

fail I will own all of you at being a noob lol

[Yrme98]

@Mrqqqqqqconduit100 no i will own you at being a noob

[starwarsfan9000]

nice taste of music :)