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  • man I remember watchin your videos. how come you dont make new one? everybody is doin this vlog once a day for a whole year. you should try it cuz i remember some of your rantz like with pizza and beer being the greatest lol. glad i found you

  • hey guys im gay

  • i syou go to MySpace and search for display name D351.. check hi spictures.. IOBJECT... look at the book shelf.. Allth ebooks on there are mostly withcraftish and such... Although JJ might be trying to foolus.... but if you go by this evidence, its something Cthulhu like.

  • what the f*&& you're talking about man? go get laid or something or just stop taking drugs cuz' it seems that they have negative mental effect to your brain

  • i've tried not to be mean about this for the last 4 months but now i must say it: ANYONE WHO THINKS THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER IS GONNA BE CTHULHU IS AN IDIOT!!! come on people! stop thinking its gonna be gozilla, or cthulhu, or some fucking lion. jj abrams clearly stated at the comic convention last JULY that this was gonna be a NEW monster, America's OWN monster. so stop it with the stupid ideas, its a waste of time and energy.

  • This was made back when the Ethan Haas stuff was still thought to be related to Cloverfield. Most people realize this. Look at the date that this movie was added.

  • also, the ancient ones are mentioned in the Necronomicon. Which, if i remember correctly, also mentions both Cthulu and Leviathan. This book was supposed to have been written before H.P. Lovecraft wrote his book. But, if you listen to the "bloop" sound wave that was recorded back in '97, and if you read H.P. Lovecrafts coordinates about where R'lyeh is located,

  • i have 2 words for all of you. wolfmother and iguana. you figure it out from there.

  • what? are those words even related to clover field wihch is the title by the way

  • yes they are. the song in the trailer at robs party.. comes from a band called wolfmother. the album cover of the band where song comes from.. has an iguana on the left bottom corner. research and you will find the words "standing in a field of clover" in the lyrics of the song joker and the thief... on the same album.

  • haha you make me laugh :)

  • you do realise you're talking about something that doesn't exist?

  • click my name for cloverfield trailer 2!!!!!

  • Why are you using wikipedia, the most untrustworthy of all sites, and not the acutlly text itself, I am a huge Lovecraft fan you are wrong on mutliple points. such as Cthulhu is not mentioned in "At The Moutains of Madness", The Elder Things also arrived on earth before Cthulhu, The Elder Things battle The Cuthuluains. Its nice that you got the pronounciations right anyway.

  • Visit cloverfield-board [dot] net for discussions and speculations about Cloverfield. Registration free!

    cloverfield-board [dot] net

  • haha classic world of warcraft addicted geek

  • Ack, no way. Thats the largest waste of time, ever.

  • This guy in the video is totally geeky and cute.

  • thank you...

  • its not cthulu or what ever nor is it the four horseman of the apocolypse like some people have said. eh kingreader what are ya gonna do when the movie comes out and its not cthulu your gonna feel like a blabbering dumbass

  • hey forgotten, why is he a 'piece of shit'? Why the need to call people names? Lighten up.

  • cthulu looks like davy jones in "pirates of the caribbean" or is it the other way 'round?

  • Its the other way around. Cthulhu was here first.

  • YOu should totaly buy a Nightowl T shirt I jsut bought mine today!!

  • Get a fuckin life you piece of shit!! You dont know shit. This is some of the dumbest blabbering i have ever heard.

  • the ethan haas site has nothing to do w/ cloverfield

  • The movie is about Metallica, they rock so hard playing call of ktulu they destroy New York

  • Paramount does not have rights to godzilla

  • Gears Of War?

  • nope

  • aight this 1-18-08 movie's monster is godzilla cuz zilla is WAY more populare then this dude its godzila.

  • It's not Godzilla, JJ Abrams (Producer) confirmed at the San Diego comic con that it's a compltely new, original monster.

  • ur a moron

  • hey KR36 ~ re: the ethan right site, given the Aug. 1 deal, just wondering if you or anyone has news for that. The site is not cooperating for me. Also, what do you think about the possible SLUSHO theories? which again, could relate back to Cthulu. Thx for the video & inputs.

  • at least I read the books, I don't watch only movies (and all sucks!!!) sorry if you think I'm an idiot without a life because I like to go to the source instead of looking where the information is not even correct. But hey! Everybody must have his own opinion and sorry Kingreader36 if I cald you names but Lovecraft is one of my favourite writers and you didn't even name it or the Necronomicon. Peace! And Kikbooty! You don't wanna be in front of my paintball gun! Trust me!

  • i mean paintball not painyball

  • paintball666 i could kik yo ass so fast in painyball. so get a frikken life wannabe.

  • ok guys this sounds so umimaginable but its a thought ok u know how the guy starts running and saying its alive its huge well if he saw then the monster is close by so if u zoom in u may see something or maybe not.just a theory

    plus on the poster it shows a trailer in the water so it must be an underwater/land monster but not frikken Godzilla.

  • Guys i dont know this 4 sure but the Ethan haas websites r fake because people have been talking about it and jj abrams said the only website 4 the movie is 1-18-08 and is not connected 2 ethan haas websites.

  • oh :D my bad just alot of stuff like that.  Well for one just gotta wait till 1-18-08 to see what it is.

  • Okay your wrong because he wouldnt make a movie about a freaking squid headed monster. you should consider popping that pimple on that right cheek. You made no sense in your video.

  • Thats a mole. Also, this was a while ago, so the ethan haas stuff was still thought to be connected to the cloverfield movie.

  • someone else is making a Cthulu movie. that would suck if they made two cthulu movies at the same time.

    PS the other Cthulu movie is starring Torri Spelling...shoot me now.

  • LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I AM MOST LIKELY RIGHT .... COLOSSUS>>>>the xmen guy that can turn to steel n has the power to breath underwater( from liberty island to the mainland) when in steel form.... also has resisitance to heat (explosion) n has amazing strength( the libery head).

  • he doesnt breath underwater... he doesnt breath at all, and he's too heavy to swim. and he cant blow shit up like that. ur a moron

  • Did you just say "a couple" of Lovecraft novels? wow you are a real expert. I have a complete TOME dedicated to the old ones, Cthulhu, and the Necronomicon. You idiot fuck read the books instead of going on fucking Wickipedia or whatever is called you ignorant goat...there are at least 20 novels about the subject and what the fuck is your analogy with jesus mary and all the saints in the sky...I can't belive you can be so stupid

  • Why is P8ntba11er666 suck a dick, we all arent all mythical creature experts so we take what info we can get, wiki is the easyest source and he followed it pretty well, so grow up a little and realize that you arent the only person in the world

  • "Monstrous". thats the name it will be..

  • It is going to be Gamera, after the debockle that came out in 1998, Toho would be very reluctant to put the Godzilla franchise on anything that they did'nt have direct control over, The Japanese really hated our 1998 interpritation of the King of the monsters.

    It is unquestionabley Gamera, the only other large firebreather.

  • myspace dot com/ValenTone - this band has just been confirmed to be doing the soundtrack!

  • Right this is just a theory but I put Coney Island (principle set peice for the film) in Wikipedia and apprantly a 1950's monster movie called 'The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms' had a primary scene filmed there. This film was seen as the inspiration for Godzilla, Just a thought anywhoo.

  • This speculation was really, really boring.

  • Breaking News. It's North Korea's missiles!

  • ur the loser

  • cthulhu has not got a standard pronunciation, as the word has no audible meaning but is in fact the interpretation of a thought.

  • wow loser

  • Totally agree. Heck, I would even add: Double-wow! LoooOOOOoOOOOser!

  • has to be godzilla 2 because...

    1. the sound

    2. the fire, explosions etc.

    3. good luck in japan quote..

    4.. lastly i always check yahoo movies and i remember 2 months ago seeing info on godzilla 2 and it said its going to come out 2008.. i went back to check it out after i saw the trailer and now its gone.. so it has to be godzilla 2.

  • Your such a noob it's not even funny. America doesn't have the rights to make a movie on Godzilla.

  • It isn't that America doesnt have the rights, it is just that Sony Tristar does which means considering this is a paramount picture they don't have the rights. So yeah, your still right, it can't be a godzilla film.

  • Lets just be real here people it's the return of the giant stay puff marshmellow man from ghostbusters.

  • the monster is mickey mouse...go search "MICKEY MOUSE ROARS" in google search ^ _ ^ and click the first search result..the roar is exactly like the roar in the movie..how i came up with this?no idea at all lol

  • wow u no lives its just a freaken movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG my bro is like this guy hes trying to find out every clue in the 1-18-08 website OMFG u no lives its just a freaken movie

  • You guys need to get out your Moms' basement playing D&D and/or get laid or something. You have WAY too much time on your hands to analyze this to death and to know all this background on the Cthulu mythos. Get out and kiss a girl will ya?

  • Check out w w w godzilla c o m , and hear godzilla's roar, it's from its new video game. Isn't that similar to the one in the trailer??? 4th picture is up.

  • it's war of th worlds 2

  • There's already a movie with Tori Spelling called cthulu it's not in 1-18-08. In the 1-18-08 trailer its a huge ball of fire. check out the cthulu trailer on myspace/cthulu the movie

  • something i noticed - in the cthulu mythos, the old ones are mentioned who hide all over the universe until the planet align, and they will be free to destroy men, wiki it, it's the movie i swear

  • BIG FREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!

    DONKEY HAS DISSAPEARED.

    ON THE HISTORY SECTION OF SLUSHOdotCOM, IF YOU LEAVE THE SITE UP LONG ENOUGH THE DONKEY DISSAPEARS! I WASN'T THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED I WAS OUT BUT WHEN I CAME BACK THE DONKEY-THAT IS THINKING ABOUT AN OVEN MIT- IS GONE

    OVEN MIT-O MIT- OMIT! THE DONKEY WAS OMITTED FROM THE SCREEN!

  • nice. now lets focus on the fish thinking about cheese...

  • once i saw that the donkey was gone i left the computer on for even longer, but nothing that i could find was there

  • Even though a crapload of people are speculating that it does have something to do with Cthulhu, and a lot of "information" seems to jive with that theory, I am 99.999% sure that it has nothing at all to do with the Cthulhu Mythos. I agree, Lovecraft stories, no matter who they are written by have more to do with the horror, mystery and the human element than just a flat out giant monster.

  • The Old or Ancient Ones, the Elder Gods, of cosmic good, and those of cosmic evil, bearing many names, and themselves of different groups, as if associated with the elements and yet transcending them: for there are the Water Beings, hidden in the depths; those of Air that are the primal lurkers beyond time; those of Earth, horrible animate survivors of distant eons.R'yleh will once again live and the offspring of Cthulu shall return!

  • Bullshit.

    Just, bullshit. If J.J. made a film on some religious cult that includes some big tentacle creature screwing some hydra thing, then what's up with the hype? Ew.

    But maybe, since Lovecraft horror is subtle horror, something that just creeps up on you driving you mad, then I can so compare that to the effects of having a trailer with no title or obvious hints on what it is solidly about, I'd say it's anticipation.

    But I'm just blabbering. I don't believe it's Cthulhu.

  • Cont... On the off chance that Cloverfield does have anything to do with the Cthulhu Mythos, then Abrams got it completely wrong... no offense Kingreader36. 8)

  • If this guys using Wikipedia to get his Cthulhu info then he's not really qualified to explain anything about the Cthulhu Mythos (which has 75+ years of fiction from literally 100s of authors). From my own research into Cloverfield, and my own extensive knowledge from reading hundreds of stories and game supplements over the past 25+ years, I can tell you with a fair amount of certainty that Cloverfield has nothing to do with the Cthulhu Mythos... more...

  • the old ones your talking about are called the 'Mezin' i post comments on there... au23

  • everyone head to this website to discuss the 1-18-08 matter, we need more members! 11808mystery.proboards52 dot com!

  • Evangelion!!!!!!!!! eva unit one beserker or the last part of the movies attribulation force so not a wierd monster u wierdo xD end of the world!!!

  • What does this have to do with Cloverfield? All you did was tell us stuff about Cthulu.

  • It's a response to a Cloverfield speculation movie in which the creator, Nightowl, didn't properly explain Cthulu.

  • 1-18-2008 converted to letters is A-R-TH. 1-18-08=A-R-H. written days first 18-1-20 08-AD = RATHAD? Letters=Numbers? days first: 19-1-2001 AD = 19-1-2001 14= S-A-TA N which is 7 years earlier than 1-18-08 (18-1-08).

  • thanks fag

  • chuka what ever is not in that movie chucki clulu sucks balls its most likly a toho monster biatch

  • Cthulhu is so sexy too.

  • This guy smell the sex, i want him.

  • I think this guy is a creature from the stars

  • NERD ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

  • your Mama is a Cthulhu

  • Its Transformers 2, and Megatron is back !

  • it cant be transfomers 2 they just mde 1

  • Definitely no. It's been said that this is an original movie with an original monster. No remakes, sequels, or big-screen adaptations. Still seems to be related to Slusho, but not Cthulu, Godzilla, Free Willy, or Voltron. Ain't it Cool News is my source of info, check it.

  • Another alien movie ET strikes back?

  • i hope that was a joke cause there will be no sequel to E.T.

  • I thought about it...

    And no.

  • u need to email me at red ruddy underscore at msn dot com

  • *SPOILER ALERT**SPOILER ALERT*

    Okay just think about it, So the STATUE of LIBERTY was from the FRENCH, and the FRENCH were invaded by Hitler, so the Giant monster Must OBVIOUSLY BE A GIANT STONED electrical HITLER (since he was born on April 20, or 420, or international stoner day) and he's got the munchies.. but the SoL head didn't taste good. It's made of copper, so now he's like electrical 'cause WIRING is usually made of copper. ARE YOU GETTING IT?

    Glad I could help you out.

  • i love it!

  • Not to burst everyone's bubble but...check out the update on AICN .There are going to be a lot of disappointed people out there.I'm still gonna to be excited ,because it's a new giant monster film being done in a different manner.That's "Ain't It Cool News dot com" for the slower ones of us.We can only blame ourselves for trying to make it what we wanted.He's just promoting a movie he made.

  • Sorry, my grammar was off on that last sentence. I also wanted to relate that in a letter to another writer, Lovecraft described his pronunciation of Cthulu as this: "khlul-hloo" where the first letter u sounds like that of the word "full". Also, the h represents "guttoral thickness" as is not used with the traditional "th" sound from words like "the" and "this" as suggested by the spelling.

  • Interesting, but you pretty much just read from Wikipedia. If you are concerned about pronunciation, you should know that Lovecraft himself said that because the name Cthulhu was invented by alien speech organs, no human "could never be uttered prefectly by human throats.

  • ya know u guys r kinda thinkin too hard if u go to ethan haas dot com it says at the bottom to go to romans 1: 18 in the bible. that says something like god will unleash his wrath upon the unrightous so the movie must be based on the wrath of jesus christ on the ungodly...DUH!! AND the release dat is 1-18-08

  • OK!!I give up!If it's not related to the ETHANHAAS sites then why and how would Paramount pull them,and how did AICN get that connection??Also,if it's not GODZILLA[COLUMBIA/TRI-STAR]...­or a HOST[SHOWBOX/MAGNOLIA/MCA/UNIV­ERSAL] remake??What the hell is it and why can't they tell us it's name??

  • Even if ESwaswrong relates to Cthulu, ES has no relation to Cloverfield. And there's more than one kind "Old One", bud. Sorry, but this monster is original, I think slusho dot jp gives some clues.

  • 9NEWS Entertainment Reporter Kirk Montgomery learned exclusively on Friday from a secret source, who is on the set of the film every day,<B> that it is not a sequel or a remake (which precludes King Kong or Godzilla). It is not Voltron or "Lost"-related.</B>

    9news site.

  • ITS RAMPAGE

  • the game?

  • w w w cloverfield us has some information.

  • Are you like the biggest idiot in the world? The Ethan Haas site is for an RPG called "Alpha/Omega". How did any of you morons get anything Lovecraftian out of Abrahm's trailer?? You dorks. It had nothing that indicated anything about Cthulhu to anyone with a brain.

  • Everybody Listen!! As i was driving around the empire state building there was a setup with godzilla in it destroying buildings!!! And the ghostbuster car was there with non other than VOLTRON IN IT!!! I work as a journalist thats how i got my info. 1-800-dailybugle-9533.

  • But if Cthulhu is a fictional beast made up by Lovecraft AND used in his books... then you would need permission to use Cthulhu in this movie. Lovecraft died in 1937. Since the period between the time he created Cthulhu and the time when he died didn't consist of such a creature in any movies of any pictures (particuarlly paramont), then paramont pictures has no right to distribute this creature into a movie. So with that said, I believe that this creature is something completley new.

  • Because Lovecraft was a revered writer the rights to his work and stories probably were left with his publishing company or family. Most likely the publishing company. Therefore, if any film company wished to make a movie based on his writings or using his characters they would contact the publishing company and obtain the rights. dozens of movies have been based on his creations and all were made over 25 years after his death. SO with that said, you may be wrong.

  • Are there any other films with CTHULHU?I know there are related films: H.P.LOVECRAFT'S NECRONOMICON,DAGON,EVIL DEAD 1 & 2,[3]ARMY OF DARKNESS,EQUINOX,and the similar:FROSTBITER.Any others??

  • CALL OF CTHULHU has been released on dvd,but has that CTHULHU movie with Tori Spelling?Does it even have the monster in it at all?

  • The new Cthulu movie with Tori Spelling has not been said to have Cthulu in it. Its based on the short story "Shadow Over Innsmouth."

  • Alright people inside information is Cracked! movie title is Bad Robot have fun.

  • hey shit for brains if you were paying attetion bad robot is the name of the producers.

  • It's not Cthulu, there's a movie coming out about that in a few months.

  • sorry that movie already came out. it was at the seattle film festival. it also followed the general connection between all the other hp.lovcraft movies. it had nothing to do with the title. just like dagon was shadow over insmuth, and vice versa cthulhu the movie is like dagon apparently. and this movie dosnt expect to get big exposure so why not make a big cthulhu movie.

  • THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU !

    Someone else knows it!!! I've been sick of people saying its coming out, when I stated in the video IT ALREADY HAS.

  • well your welcom. im a big C'thulhu fan

  • No, you obviously didn't read what I said. There's a NEW Cthulu movie coming out before the end of the year which has already been announced. So no, Cloverfield won't be Cthulu, sorry to piss on your bonfire.

  • No, you obviously didn't read what I said. There's a NEW Cthulu movie coming out before the end of the year which has already been announced. So no, Cloverfield won't be Cthulu, sorry to piss on your bonfire.

  • theres a brand new one. NOT Cthulhu the movie that is comeing out later this year, that has had absolutly no mass media. or even enough for me to hear about it? i think your getting your wires crossed.

  • Perhaps. I'm just saying anyway. I still doubt it will be C'thulu, rather a brand new monster.

  • '1-18-08' and 'Slusho!' t-shirts!

    cafepress[dot]com/11808

  • It's his version of The Host. Too much time on all of your hands. There was a similar character perspective in that films. Geeks-Half needs to get out of the parent's basement and the rest need to put down the bong.

    Great knowledge on HP Lovecraft (can't remember HP being mentioned).

    All of the talk and theories ae great but less is more..think outside the bun....

  • its voltron poeples trust me!!! check voltron online n u guys will thank me later, i want apologizes 4m every1

  • Stop being stupid. IT'S NOT VOLTRON! It never was Voltron and it never will be Voltron. There is a 2008 Voltron movie in production but it's being produced by several producers other than J.J. Abrams.

    Here's a quote from Voltron's wikipedia page: "In July 2005, producer Mark Gordon announced a collaboration with producer Pharrell Williams as well as producers Mark Costa and Frank Oelman to make a live-action film adaptation..."

  • peoples rest assure i founf the tittle for dis movie after throughly watching da video, di is going to be da new VOLTRON MOVIE DATS RIGHT PEOPLES VOLTRON YEAH!! I CANT WAIT

  • to anyone that is curious, 1-18-08(dot)com has posted a new picture, there are now 3 photos to look at so go look and try to figure this out

  • theres a new pic at 1 18 08 dot com go now

  • ITS The Loch ness monster!!!!!!NESIIE!!!

  • Nessie is getting her/his own movie this year: "The Water Horse" or something along those lines.

    I doubt Nessie would attack New York as (s)he lives in Scotland. Also, I don't think Nessie is very violent. I think you were being sarcastic though.

  • Maybe nukturnuz figured it out?It's a pollution monster a.k.a. THE HOST.

  • WOW!!I still just don't get it.That new pic looks like those girls could be either crying or chocking on smoke or deadly gas??Maybe it's DEATHLA/HEDORAH from the GODZILLA-3-D-TO-THE-MAX upcoming film?It could be a companion film.Doubt it seriously though.Maybe that "giant lion" farted?

  • new pic on 1-18-08 site.

  • consider this. try to invert the numbers 1-18-08 and you will come up with 80-81-1, then remove the dashes you will have 80811. then type and search it in google,you will see a website about a video in which toxic wastes are being dumped in the waters of new york. musta have caused the "parasite" ,don't you think? -N

  • cthulhu already has his own movie coming out. go to cthulhuthemovie dot com, sorry i can't post a comment with a url

  • That movie came out last fall in england, I believe, and has NOTHING to do with Cthulhu. I talk about it in the video.

  • its probably a movie on scientology hahah jk

  • Oh GOD I hope not...

  • if the movie is about a giant squid lookin thing its ganna be a shitty movie

  • Agree with Slappy202: And if you really examine the roar/wail on a good speaker setup, you come away with the sense this is some sort of sea creature. It sounds very "nautical" to me. Almost a blending of the roars from a whalrus, a seal and a ship fog horn.

  • "It's alive-it's huge!!"A giant lion?It would have to be big enough to topple the Statue Of Liberty.I don't think that sounded like any lion anyone has ever heard before that roar was distinct.

  • w/e it is it better b f'ing scary

  • Also, like it was mentioned before,why would Paramount have some of that Ethan Haas material pulled if it doesn't have anything at all to do with this film?

  • I don't think this "squid" is the monster. If you listen to the trailer closely.... "It's a lion, it's huge." Should do more research.

    And i highly doubt anyone could mistake a squid with a lion.

  • lol dude he says its alive its huge

  • For the last damned time: "I saw it! It's ALIVE! It's huge!"

    NO LIONS!!!

    And seeing as it had the Statue of Liberty's head, it's probably safe to bet that this is a water-based monster. Especially if Slusho has anything to do with it.

  • Really how did Harry Knowles of AICN make the connection of the Ethan Haas sites with this film in the first place?Those sights definitely seem to be about CTHULHU.SLUSHO is something weird too.The movie could just be an old fashioned monster movie with a twist.J.J. just seems to clever for that.

  • Like the movie:CALL OF CTHULHU.Check out the trailer here on this site.That SLUSHO shit makes you feel like a fish-just drink six.Hell,if you drink six of anything you're bound to feel like a fish.

  • wat'n ther like a game called call of cthulhu

  • Yeah, everything comes from the stars. Didn't you know that!? Just kidding...see you at work tomorrow. >.<

  • hey please sum1 chek out this slusho . jp site some1 told me it has sumthin to do with ethan haas(and maybe the movie) o and just click the history part its really creepy

  • i think cthulhu could be the monster but the ethan was right websites r fake...i think. but the the ways u put it and the way the puzzle pieces fit with the "ancient one" and "gods" could be sumthin

  • There is still something going on with the ethan haas website. I'll keep up with it, just in case.

  • I totally agree,but he did start it.Anyway,I thought that this was a place to express opinions on what this film could be about.Kingreader 36 may be on to something with his Cthulhu references.The truth of the matter is that none of us have a clue and probably won't until J.J. tells us something.

  • Thats true, but it is still fun to discuss facts and do research. Its a mystery to solve.

  • also is that a doll on top of ure dresser dude?

  • Its my wifes. She's had it since she was five. It creeps the hell out of me...

  • whoa whoa whoa whoa that "anit it cute pic looks just like a creature off that Slusho crap website

  • Yeah and you might be a virgin.........SNAP!

  • Ask your girlfriend...oh yeah that's right you don't have one you'll have to "talk to the hand"[literally=your palm].

  • averyquerra shut up fuck you fucking loser whats worng with you hes only speaking his mind and i think hes right

  • All of you are losers. Insulting people online is like pissing in an ocean of piss.

  • word!

  • literally=your palm THANKS FOR CLEARING UP THE OBVIOUS.

  • Lol, how old are you kid?

  • What a FU@#&*^NG loser!  Get a chic BRO!