Crazy Aboriginal Calls Petrol Station

[yoyo170rs]

elephantsssssssssssssss

[TheEPICworldofJAMES]

i use too prank call until i got an arrow to the nee

[3xaMotorMagic]

vortex 98

[Squuuuur]

@3xaMotorMagic good sniff?

[xUnknownProductionsx]

lmfao.



[KILL3RL3MMONS]

the guy dosnt seem very fazed bout him sniffin petrol lol

[LegendChild1]

Funny as!

[mrdead4lyf1]

that was bad sniff

[TeamNiggersauce]

It wasn't good sniff at all bro.

Really? That's not good.

[TheXxspongbobxX]

hes giving him pointers

[davidsasuke4]

call the coppas.

[BDBULLET52]

lol the guys all calm...

[nachocheese794613258]

i'm telling you now bruz it was not the same snif :3

[harley4111]

Noonga's dont know how to dislike video's

[TheCertifiedClasher]

i live in perth and if i here ''got a durrie for me cunt'' one more time i'll bottle a cunt

[Zephyesa]

@TheCertifiedClasher just smile and shake your head thats what I do.

[Soihurduliekmudkips]

@TheCertifiedClasher Got a durrie for me cunt?

[ToenailTeddy]

Nah put it in a coke bottle bro.

[melanielawson1]

crazy noonga is awsome i love it. haha

[ohmymetalhead3]

This sounds like Hayden... is it?

[XXHiTmANXX56]

186,802 Why is it only showing my views?

[inath101]

@XXHiTmANXX56 bwaha

[killyacunt]

whats that i cant do nothin

[finboarder]

caltex ftw

[MZFOISUKA]

I've never laughed so much in my life.

[eceptiontotherule]

why would you comment and say shit that you want other fags like you read so they think your really smart but ur such a dick

get a life

[ylskang]

I love how the BP guy remains all formal even though he knows it's a prank. and LOL @ "I know, BP is really expensive" haha!

[MrCrazzymix]

Do you reckon the guy on the other line was sniffing petrol.

[AleyamwahsXD]

this person aint even black, stupid white cunts,

[jdog2337]

Call the fire department screaming that you have crabs lol

[queenie1698]

i dare u to ring woolworths or colse

[tyza30]

they took me to the dreamtime and i saw my nana... and the serpent and we had a bit of a sniff too LOL

[presidentelliot]

LOL suggesting the BP Ultimate hahahahaha

[mingmingbaa]

'what colour were the elephants?' hahaha

[lolatyourvideo101]

Nigel is only making ppl think badly about aboriginals, enforcing stereotypes... however he is soooo funny....!

[CriminalMindsBAU]

300ml of sniff bro..abit of sniff bro

I dont think that stuffs as pure bro

where do you get ya sniff bro..LMAO

[ozzieFTW123]

the guy on the phone knows what to do they teach you these things when you sign up for a petrol station in wa

[barneybongo1212]

"You know I fall on the ground and look up in the sky and these elephants are flying around". LMFAO when i heard that...

[TheSexyboi34]

this dude is awesome!!!!!!!!!! AND HIS WHITE

[camzaidz]

BAHAHA FARIES TOOK HIM TO A BETTER LAND FUCKING ROFL!

[icpforev]

lol at 2:20...... "dont tell em what you did" lmao

[angelinajoliestampon]

TAX ON SNIFF IS EXTORTIONATE!

[presidentelliot]

"..that took me down to the dream time and I seen my nanna, I seen the serpent and we got a big sniff on too bro"

LMFAO

[BradMilne101]

Awesome work. If we didn't get a good laugh out of those filthy degenerate dirty soap dodging coons then they truly would be good for nothing.

[Troobudd]

to all the aboriginals having a go. hes pranking white people! the only victim is the person on the other end...

[Logicbeatslies]

The supplier does the testing?

[badevilwogboy666]

This guy is great ... ... its a fact the family get smashed for a week for a few dollars ...

looking for avgas and aviation fuel ...

Take them to the dream time bro ..

this guy is great. more crazy noonga calls !!

[blacklabelbich]

fuck this one was good that guy must of been bored so he went along with it haha what a legend

[umadcuzimstylin]

they say bro lolololololololol dude aboriginals crack me up, i never heard blacks talk all white, im from the south in america and they cant even speak there own language proper.

[lazyazninja]

@cristianU2berHOMO We can tell your a dirty abo by the way you type you black mut HAHHAHAHAHAHA Oh dadi

[Cambong666]

@lazyazninja hah you peice of shit

[Cambong666]

@lazyazninja hah you're a peice of shit. you will get taught a lesson one day, i regret that i wont be able to see it ahaha cunt

[daniel244ify]

u should call the cops

[michaelhall165]

bp is always bull shit

[0uttamyhead]

that was not pure sniff

[BobMosez]

mmmmmm sniff

[briantotse3]

This is very hilarious.

[MrMonkeyMilk]

hahahahaha

[uncleBIGmerv]

watch the vid on my dardy channel

[oggyogden]

its not as if the natives have met us half way though is it..

they get everything handed to them and they can still be pests.

[xxxtemtationxxx]

this cunt is maddd :P

[MrAfRoMaN69er]

WOT DA HELLS GOIN ON ERE DARDY!!!

[somaco7]

i fucken luv this guy

[krissietintin]

haha the guy answering the phone is a good sport...he just plays along with it

"and i see these elephants floatin around bro"

"what colour elephants?"

haha

[geekusa59]

Lol dreamtime.

[YoungHackers]

Funny as shit does the guy know what u r saying :)

[Derp1978]

This Doesn't Portray "negative" stereotypes, wrong, it portrays the "only" stereotype of City Aboriginals.

[SurfyGuitarDude]

Crazy Noonga.. ur a legend man.. funny as f**k.. u got balls man.. haha.

[chickenwingbro]

hahahahahaah maybe you should try the ultimate haahahahahha

[abhygaillopezful]

In regards to laughing at oneself depend what one considers funny ...

[abhygaillopezful]

I've seen Kath n Kim I've seen fat pizza but when you start attacking something as sensitive as petrol sniffing that exists in communities because of a lack of resources don't you think the issue is a little more sensitive than that. White people are ashamed of the truth that's why The truth regarding Aboriginal history has never been taught in schools.

[Hardstylehero]

What coloured elephants HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! what an idiot

[abhygaillopezful]

This is an attack on Aboriginal people it is racist by creating sterotypes. Why doesn't someone do a white junkie impersanation- oh that's right white people don't have issues they like to deflect

[Derp1978]

@abhygaillopezful Watch Kath and Kim.

[Logicbeatslies]

@abhygaillopezful Watch fat Pizza and see how the white bogans are represented. You could never do that with Aboriginals on TV, but you sure as hell can do a lot worse to white people, and that's because white people aren't so ashamed and afraid of the truth. They don't get upset at stereotypes, but laugh with them, and despite the modern aboriginal being butt hurt for a profession, I'm led to believe Australia's great reputation as people who can laugh at themselves is aboriginal culture.

[hotmole777]

@abhygaillopezful It's called Trent from Puncy you idiot. Comedy is comedy. Don't try and sterilise it. Stereotypes exist for a reason. White people need to relax and stop feeling so damn guilty about laughing at stereotypes. Relax.

[Yuriel45]

@hotmole777 i dont feel guilty, fuckn love this shit

[killjoy2212]

@hotmole777 and black people need to laugh at white people its just the way it is

[HSV802]

@abhygaillopezful Sorry to break the bad news to you but the caucasian male is the most discriminated race and gender in the world and theres not a thing anyone can do about it.

[pumbs24]

hahahahahahhahaha

[BFNJay]

everyone shut up this is soo funny stop thinking its racist or something its a prank call come on

[joshuahardy95]

maybe u should try the ultimate

[sroualdz]

This is horrible!

[Jmariano92]

i live right across the road from the woodvale BP

[gerbilehunter]

@Jmariano92 lucky!

[fookayou2]

@wreckage06 he's not wasting people's time. its funny to listen to these, so it is actually making people's time better. think before you speak, and get a sence of humour (:

[2L0w3R]

fucking funnyy



[bobbin321]

Not far from the truth, that's the sad thing.

[HomieGeeSkittle]

this is the worst abo impersonation EVER omg

[BeatzbyKing]

LMFAO CONSTANTLY

[Flipstar117]

your an idiot. Nigel (the crazy noonga) is white.. hes taking the piss out of aboriginals.

[BoomfireSpam]

@wreckage06 BAHAHAHA You stupid shit, this is fake, it's comedy and made deliberately as a joke.

[AboriginalScarface]

This is fake! just like the person who made it.

[caruptree]

@atkinsonflqa check my vid called the dumbest thing U have ever done, it's crazyx10

[deadlyhunter88]

it wasn't good sniff bro lol

[Jackstero101]

fuck you dumbass calling us white cunts .if ur black i call u a black cunt

[MrLeroyb2010]

u fuck head my women is not my cousin u white cunts are the inbreads and me and alot of other aboriginals DONT sniff petrol im a hard worker and provide for my family so do alot of other aboriginal familys, so next time u wanna post sumthing about us get ya fuckin facts write ya dumb fucked up white trash cunt

[albstralian]

@MrLeroyb2010 yeah, maybe u and those "other families" make up about 2% of all aboriginals in general. dont deny the fact that most abo's are lowlives that drink n smoke n sniff petrol n fuck around all the time and harras people for no reason. watch crazy aboriginal vs bogan and u wont have nothin more to say bwahaha damn nyoongar go back to hell where u came from

[MrLeroyb2010]

@albstralian see thats how dumb u white cunts are u say go back 2 were we come from well in that case go back 2 england ya dumb fuck we was always hear how fuckin stuped do u look

[presidentelliot]

@MrLeroyb2010 ...move on. We have...

[MrLeroyb2010]

@presidentelliot have you read all the comments posted to me NO cause you would of not posted that DUMB i have moved on but WHY DONT MOST OF YOU CUNTS GROW THE FUCK UP!!!

[ZombieFootLong]

@MrLeroyb2010

Not all White people come from England, you racist faggot. Do YOU want to fuck off back to Asia where the Aboriginals originally came from? No? Well I don't want to leave this country either, us Whites were born here just like you.

[MrLeroyb2010]

@ZombieFootLong YOUR A DUMB FUCK... ANOTHER DOPIE FUCK NOT READING ALL THE POST THERE SAYING FOR ABORIGINALS GO BACK TO WERE THEY COME FROM SO I SAID GO BACK TO ENGLAND WHY DONT YOU RIP THE WHITE RACIST FUCKS ON HERE

[ZombieFootLong]

@MrLeroyb2010

I don't like any racists, black or white. But calling us "dumb white cunts" and telling us to go back to England is just as racist as the person you were bagging out. And again, we're not all from England. We are from EUROPE, and there are MANY different countries in Europe besides England such as France, Germany, Spain, Ireland etc.

[MrLeroyb2010]

@ZombieFootLong well why go off at me im only calling the racist white people "dumb white cunts" if you dont like racism then have a go at them

[ZombieFootLong]

@MrLeroyb2010

If you don't like racists call them "dumb racist cunts" not "dumb white cunts".

[MrLeroyb2010]

@ZombieFootLong theye are dumb white cunts if they wanna be racist. its alright 4 white people to always be racist at us as soon as we say something all you dogs wanna go on about it so FUCK YOU NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY!!!!

[ZombieFootLong]

@MrLeroyb2010

Wtf. I never said it was okay for white people to be racist but that doesn't give you the right to be racist and call us cunts or dogs.

[MrLeroyb2010]

@ZombieFootLong well have a go at some of these other white people that wanna be racist beacuse if they want to run my people into the ground "AND CALL US NAMES" i will do the same back 

[pullthatconey111]

@ZombieFootLong wtf man abo's are from australia man, not asia fuckhead. hense: "natives of the land." and "indigineous people" you know nothing man

[ZombieFootLong]

@pullthatconey111

Aboriginals originally came from South East Asia before settling in Australia around 40,000 BC. Do you think they just popped up in Australia magically from nowhere? Learn some history, fuckhead.

[pullthatconey111]

@ZombieFootLong do YOU think aboriginals just magically popped up out of nowhere in asia aswell? you the biggest fucken idiot, you dont know shit, shut your fucken mouth cunt, no body thinks of you as a "big guy" coz your not. fuck off idiot.

[DMercs]

@pullthatconey111

I think you may have failed Australian History.

[ZombieFootLong]

@pullthatconey111

I dind't say they popped up out of nowhere in Asia. All humans originally come from Africa, but that doesn't mean Aborigines didn't live in Asia before they lived in Australia, does it? You're just butthurt because you failed year 10 history.

[chicane2k]

@ZombieFootLong yes, tchnically that is correct, aboriginals DID migrate south from asia, but they are NATIVES OF AUSTRALIA. its totally ridiculous to say that aboriginals are asian.

[ifthisistakenjesus]

@Logicbeatslies aboriginals were the only ancient people who didnt make anything for women's menstrual cycle

[Logicbeatslies]

@ifthisistakenjesus 50,000 years I bet only a few tribes in Nth Africa and the middle East did. If there were many people in colder area's (just before an ice age) who were living indoors and had clothing they would have too.

[STONECOLDROCKS123]

@albstralian you're an idiot. shut ya mouth.

[Jackstero101]

@MrLeroyb2010 fucking retard

[MrLeroyb2010]

@Jackstero101 fuck your self ya cunt

[zifnag]

These prank calls are fucking hilarious.

[TorzieGirl]

If you come to Australia, Not all Aboriginals I like this!

Im pure australian, So at the least dont bag us.

but on the positive, this is freekin hilarious, i couldnt stop laughing.

'I was seein' elephants bro" What a pissa <

[mitchbarker]

hahahahahahahah

[JG594]

lol sounds like BP need some new staff... giving some advice for some fellows sniffers.

[scarynovicebear]

it wasn't good sniff bro

[coasteys]

this guy sounds like a white guy.

[MrStuballsy]

hahaha bp,,,, they got problems everywhere lmao

[cooldude10153]

boongs are so dumb

[Logicbeatslies]

@bAnGeDcLiEnT1 Abbos were the convicts best friends and only now has the establishment bought them with false promises.

They have more convict blood than any other segment of Australian society, and as the convicts were just people England was uncomfortable with, how can you blindly hate them.

They'll learn.

[sabertooth241]

@Logicbeatslies LEARN OR DIE eventually

[Logicbeatslies]

@sabertooth241 Learn self respect and you'll stop victimizing yourself.

[lfcloads9]

@bAnGeDcLiEnT1 wtf mate?

[hirdisalegend]

@lfcloads9 yeh fuck you bAnGeDcLiEnT1

[lfcloads9]

@hirdisalegend damn right

[GrannyzPOP]

why do abbos sniff petrol?

[McFunnyCunt]

@GrannyzPOP because it is a cheap alternative to get high. cuz the fumes from the petrol are very potent they sniff it up and it stuffs up their brains. same goes for paint, glue, metho, mortein and any other high potent fumes.

[keybordfreak1]

@GrannyzPOP it aint just abos mate i no alot of white cunts tht do too

[MetalMatt93]

The fact that the guy on the other line obviously doesn't give a shit makes this so much better. 

[Hinchey313]

better prank call on my profile check it out if you like the aboriginal voice better than this guy lol

[SPOOKSTR]

@Hinchey313

Hinchy...just checked out your vid, its a fucking classic man.

Straight to my favorites.

[bAnGeDcLiEnT1]

@Hinchey313 good but not as good

[roshhhhhhhh]

they took me away to a better land you know, to the dreamtime

[blakeidiotdavis5]

Dont talk to me bro ill snack you

[slim88shady]

pretty sure the abos like the alcohol we brought over!!! fuck no we dont feel regret they brang knives to a gun fight!!

[14ledzeppelin14]

LOL props

[deatheaterpeter]

she wont wake up lol

go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go

[robieskool]

lol

[LeightonBuck]

The dailogue is otherwise funny, and the petrol station fella seems to entertain the caller (maybe realises half way through).

But the accent is Shyte... is that some Newzealand black fella or something?! Waiting fo him to say he got the munchies and needed some "Chups bros..." - Beached as!

[loppypoo]

Same hear all my family in the past has so I do to for my motor bike :)

[tianaandnickalisuck]

hey Im white fella. got no problem with giving u boys a smoke in darwin. just because the lads sit in a park have bbq few drinks, look wat us white fellas goin to do aussie day, sit in a park and get pissed. give respect to the brothers when u walk past them in our towns, a simple gday fella, once in a while goes along way. i learned alot from the brothers up north here, teach me more than white fella teachers could.

[VortexNeurofunk]

call Kyneton Woolworths please!! i hate them fuckers they're always rude when u call em XD

[Megameatloaf]

Learn to spell... untill then dont even consider politics my friend. The only regulations we have are the ones giving you free education, free entry into TAFE, free medical, and free payments just for being an abo. And yet you still cant all get a decent fucking job... or even spell... or heck even keep out of jail... eh... your not even worth arguing with realy...

[CowsCopIt]

agreed.

[00EBgames]

yea that was not pure sniff bro im telling u now it was not pure sniff

[8497289]

The new opal fuel (the stuff that doesn't smell) to stop aboriginals sniffing it, some guy figured out that if you pour it on polystyrene the petrol smell comes back. go figure...

[loppypoo]

Ahahahaha true as :)

[MrsClank]

We got a big sniff on too bro!

"Maybe you should try the ultimate fuel"

[thetyler1212]

the fairies took me to the dreamtime,

lmao!

wat a legend

[adam4evarules]

300mil of sniff

[PolxenTwo]

I love what his dream was haha

[MDTC78]

Fucking love this shit :)  NZ.