Mass Effect 2: Holy Lacey Bra, Miranda!

[omizity]

She wants the cock. :)

[Jadein92]

OMG that shepard's face is soooooooo gross.

[BrBoomr]

Is it correct if this gave me a boner?

[NCC1989P]

@BrBoomr yes it is:)

[RyanBrooksby]

Mass effect needs to tell all Christians who thought the girl/girl relationships were wrong, to fuck off.

[Justas923]

After that Tali will have to clean that engine room... Oh, wait..

[GaM3RN3RD1]

I wish you could actually have sex like you could do in Heavy Rain.....ESRB Needs to take a stand to the people that think sexual content in games are wrong...People let their children watch sex scenes in movies..and people should teach their children NOT TO DO THE THINGS THEY SEE IN VIDEO GAMES AND TO BE A LEADER NOT A FOLLOWER..This is why certain great things in games like Grand Theft Auto and Mass Effect are taken out because people's mental minds are so retarded

[sainta117]

@GaM3RN3RD1 Umm. What do you mean "actually have sex?" Have we been having too much fun with the force feedback settings our our mouse?

Of course, maybe I shouldn't pick on you. It's apparent from the rest of your post that loving your console a little too much isn't your only issue "People's mental minds are so retarded?" Really? Wow.

[343ramrod]

Shep's face xD 0:25



[Gasssolo]

No need for protection. That latex dress works just fine.

[knightchick0883]

(On the Bridge)

EDI: Mr. Mureau, I think you may want to see this.

Joker: What is it? Oh my go--is that? . . . No . . .

[Strumer6]

To bad she's fake. sighhh

[sourbabies]

Your Shepherd looks like Joker's cousin.

[DMerk2012]

Tali: T_T

[masseffectfan18]

Everyones reactions (Tali) that should be me! -:/ (Jacob) I tapped that (Grunt) yeah Shepard! Dominate that ass (Garrus) can you keep it down I'm doing some calibrations (Mordin) will take video for more in depth study of human reproduction (Zaeed) I should let u go talk more later Shepard (Jack) fucking cheerleader (Legion) alert. Temperature rising in engine room (Joker) picking something up in the engine room. EDI check it out (EDI) something is fogging up the cameras.

[tenderfoot480]

two weeks later tali gets sick from their germs on the console

[comedy677]

I didn't know Victoria Secret was in the Mass effect series

[MegaDchamp]

@comedy677 Heh secret sponsor maybe?

[HiTMaRkeR1000]

congrats sheppy you just banged the perfect biotic woman

[bryants1012]

@thanos91794 get some popcorn

[fatalmayu]

I had always wondered how she would take the top of that outfit off

[chickmagnet1187]

im commander shepard and this is my favorite way to give a girl a sexually transmitted Diese only carried by varen on the citadel

[redratfish]

I only settle for the best.

So you choose the god forsaken engine room?

[cyclopsdias]

A jealosu Tali would overload the engine core when Miranda is sitting ont he control panel >:)

[archlorddestin]

Imagine if her ass set off the self destruct on that pannel?

[TehHotRoD]

Shepard: I wonder how Miranda is going to get out of her clothes...

*Looks at Miranda*

Shepard: Oh... That's how.

[TehHotRoD]

@thanos91794 Grunt: Dammit Shepard, why do you always get the action ?

Shepard: I.. JUMP IN IT !

Grunt: I didn't realize her hole was big enough for you to jump into.

Shepard: Wait, you were watching us ?

Grunt: Shepard, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Shepard: Really, I coulda sworn I heard a..

Grunt: Shepard....

[7j8i9m]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite underbite on the Normandy.

[BobaPhett42]

I settle for nothing but the best, like a room full of space radiation

[mujuma]

Aiiiiiiyeeeeeeee, my eyes! yet another Shepdawg that looks screwed.

[Winterwolf00]

And somewhere right now, Kasumi is recording this.

[EpicRandomDude]

And someonelse made another goddamn ugly shepard...

[MrDrakir]

The best is a room where everyone can see them? well thats hot??

[alexikvibille]

It looks like they are damn wrestling or having a fight, I was just anticipating a krogan coming in asking if he could join

[ShonenJumpAddict]

@alexikvibille HA HA HA...I like this human. He understands!

[brotherzero]

wtf... there's no zipper in her clothes...

[SomeOrangeGuy]

@brotherzero Space fabric. It's held together by wormholes.

[TheNewmanProductions]

@SomeOrangeGuy LOL

[AvengedArsonist]

@SomeOrangeGuy well those won't be the only wormholes shepard explores... giggity lol

[anonymous133711]

@brotherzero imagine the resealable plastic bags made into suit

[Sovietcomrade262]

@brotherzero I think its along the seam of where here suit wraps across her chest.

[ItsMissAlToYou]

'I settle for nothing but the best.'

Has she seen the Captain's quarters? It's pretty fancy in there...there's fish, a toilet, a bed.......privacy.

[nssaquinas]

@ItsMissAlToYou and a space hamster... for when things get REALLY interesting.

[Cryohelix]

Gotta say, her teeth and snobbish attitude bugged the shit out of me..so I banged Tali...

[IMB2U]

Thane: "Engine room *FLASH* no one around *FLASH* Miranda unzips her jumpsuit *FLASH* perfect rack *FLASH* shepard, giving it to her"

Shepard: We should have given you the Port Observation room...

[TheLueii]

@thanos91794  She says that from her stasis pod and afterward melts into genetic sludge.....

That was hot....

[factorywow]

Please tell me your shep. face code! thx

[factorywow]

I like your shepard's face :D Can i ask the code for it?

[hotrod506]

at 1:20 thats a creepy face

[BlueAuraWolf]

I've seen this scene all over YouTube, but never once have I seen what happens when you reject her.

[Thefallenraptor]

@BlueAuraWolf

no one can do it :D

[Sorfex1]

@BlueAuraWolf Because nobody wants to reject her

[Wkraul]

Mordin is filming this from the lab........and uploading it to extranet :)

[StasAnanas]

Does anyone else think that with mASS Effect 1/2 videos comments are the funniest, not the video itself! The game wakes wicked imagination in us!

[VICTORZITOSS]

It's wrong that this Shepard reminded me of a mix of Thane and kermit the frog?

[firedevil33]

beds are just good for sheeping

[tidus114]

Bet Miranda chose the engine room on purpose, let the whole team enjoy the show

[NFSKing]

then Tali joins after having taken stuff for her immune system and they engage in a threesome.

[TheDynastQueen]

I truly don't understand why she chose the most exposed room in the whole ship when Shep has a private room and a bed. People stand on that floor...

[TJbrena]

THE TITLE WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I DID THIS

[mikiroony]

Hornyness is the hell of an anesthetic

[Vexis525]

Meanwhile, Tali and the two engineers listen uncomfortably from their workstations in the next room.

[benos]

EDI is a perve.

[SnIkLeeT]

5 minutes later.. after the video ends... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!

Shepard: OH NOES!

[MrHedge64]

oh my god

your Shepard looks like g-man.

[Tomtaylorross]

whats up with his eyes lol

[WildFireWoo]

... But where will Garrus do his calibrations? ;___; He spent hours calibrating that console only for Miranda to rub her fat arse all over it!

[Blaze777soldier]

@thanos91794 HAHA!!!! WOW! When i read this, i LITTERALLY Started Laughing! haha

[Vexis525]

Why did they pick a room that is visible from three different decks?

[SomeOrangeGuy]

@Vexis525 Remind me that you said that when I put up my next KEEP PLAYING video.

[dave2009ization]

@Vexis525 she likes an audience

[dark10231]

@Vexis525 they say in space no one can hear u scream so maybe if no one was looking they couldn't hear them ....yet kasumi knew they were in it.

[TheNewmanProductions]

@Vexis525 O_O Never realized that... maybe she likes to show off?

[Auestyn]

@TheNewmanProductions You can imagine Grunt, Tali, Garrus, and everyone else on that deck wondering what the hell is that banging noise.

[CanukCoconut]

@Vexis525 Because I'm Miranda Lawson and I'm the owner of the best ass on the normandy.

[doomblackdragon]

Problem with Miranda was how it looks like she is a puppet when she speaks. As well she a clone of a dude. Gross shepards sleeping with a tranny.

[McFlanker]

@doomblackdragon What's more gross is the fact that Jacob, a nigger, tapped that ass before Shepard.

[solus42]

@McFlanker how is that gross??? 

[McFlanker]

@solus42 How is it not? Enjoy your AIDS.

[bladerj]

@McFlanker that's why he died on my playthrough,lol.

[McFlanker]

@bladerj hahaha...finally someone who agrees

[20mal08]

i could look at that sweet ass all day. yeer :)

[mercwithamouth100]

Do they realize that Thane, Mordin and Jacob can see them?

[bladerj]

@mercwithamouth100 the quarters bunkers can see them too.

[RogatyRozpruwacz]

I was hoping for an interruption from Joker like in the first part :/

[Gwunty]

aren't there watch cameras hidden around the ship or something like that?

[SomeOrangeGuy]

@thanos91794 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Alieneater1239]

0:42 DAT ASS

[over2seeyer]

i guss if you got a face like that in reality u wouldn't get lade with a chik like miranda !

[CDDCX]

if people think this is to sexual then they have never played rapelay :P

[jetsiol0]

Then Tali joins in a moment later :O

[KMxHearts]

Why don't we get Garrus fanservice like this?

[MeTheOneth]

This scene just cements Miranda's bitch status. She chose to do it in engineering even though as the commanding officer and the Ex O they are the only people on the damn ship that have private quarters. Why there? It's common knowledge that Tali has a thing for the Commander, and she works there. Kasumi even mentions that. So Kasumi agrees with me. Your argument is irrelevant. Even if you don't like Tali, that's a bitch move on Miranda's part.

[LovesMassEffect]

@MeTheOneth Yeah, imagine the awkwardness when miranda "cleared the engine room"

Miranda: "Hey Tali, can you leave? I want to have sex with Shepard in here."

Tali: "oh" *walks out sobbing*

[bladerj]

@MeTheOneth

Thats territorial demarcation, what did you expect, having her lick shepard and say hes mine ?

[3rdGageWar]

Thats where Tali works!...Hope they least hosed it down after they were done

[skytop082]

@3rdGageWar I really hope she did clear out the engine room.......*Meanwhile* YES YES YES YES YES YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA-*Sh­otgun blasts* *Flatine* Tali: KEEP IT DOWN WILL YA!!!!!

[3rdGageWar]

@skytop082 Think of it this way....The crew was abducted. So if thats so, whos there to clear out the engine room other than EDI?

[skytop082]

@3rdGageWar Tali

[Ginteru]

I'd chose Miranda if it was an epic sex scene like from the old M'ass Effect.

[Cloudstrrifeee]

ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS HARD FORM

[mikasas]

SWEET



[FlyingSpahghettiMan]

I let Miranda die in the suicide mission, I prefer Tali.

[3rdGageWar]

@FlyingSpahghettiMan I think anyone would, presuming they were a male shepard that had the option...if only I could get Tali from the start, without going and hacking the gameset up...BIOWARE> MAKE HER AVAILIBLE FROM THE START!

[wimpous]

1:26 "

I'm Commander Shepard and these are my favourite things on the Normandy =P"

[zulu789456]

Probing URAUNS

[TheBlueTheory]

I hate that they had to remove the epic romance scenes like from the first game.

[SomeOrangeGuy]

@TheBlueTheory Isn't there something a LITTLE more sensual about these, though? I mean, the three you got in the first game were the exact same, just with places switched depending on if you were male or female, or if your partner was Ashley or Liara (I guess Kaidan was always on top, but my memory might fail me). The one with Tali is really adorable.

I should really put that one up...

[guydynamic]

@SomeOrangeGuy still prefer the first game's tho....in fact I just prefered the entire paramore experience better in the first game. I dont know why...it just felt like it had more depth (the love triangle and whatnot).

[SomeOrangeGuy]

@guydynamic Yeah, the progression seemed much more exciting and enjoyable. I just got annoyed during the process, probably because I was expecting something this time. It was just a lot more overt (expecially in Miranda's case -- how many shots did we need from behind her at ass-level?), and seemingly meaningless. Fortunately, you can simply choose none of your options and stay faithful to your ME1 partner. But mine was Ashley, so I was just like "screw it".

[2GameReviewers]

@SomeOrangeGuy

hello does anyone remember the conteriversy that the first game created with the love scenes. the ESRB told them to tone it down. so bioware went with the more relaxing :"escape from the hell that has encircled you and your crew

[KevinLuhrs]

giggity giga ga di

[Apollo11222]

A week month latter Miranda tells Shepard she missed her period :o

[kouriichi]

Hey!

B*tch stole my bra!

[woolensackboy]

tits for daaaaays

[sirAthrus]

little do the lovers realise but mirandas arse has just activated the core meltdown procedure when she sat on the console.

and without Tali, Ken and gabby nearby to notice this either...........well lets hope cerberus rebuilds whats left of shepherd with a little extra intelligence next time.

[chickenwithak47]

@sirAthrus But stick around, because we have a man that has a Hairy fate, next on a thousand ways to die!

[sirAthrus]

@chickenwithak47 ......What???

[sirAthrus]

@sirAthrus Well it took me seven whole months to realise it, but NOW I finally realise what you were talking about (I've never watched or heard of 1000 ways to die untill 2 days ago and now Ican't stop watching).

It took seven months but here are your overdue props dude.

[chickenwithak47]

@chickenwithak47 ... I guess you have never watched... Oh fuck it...

[sirAthrus]

@chickenwithak47 my thoughts exactly .....and apparently shepherds thoughts too!

[DeViouS1107]

@sirAthrus lmao.

[AnteaterCharger]

@sirAthrus with an ass like that you can't think of much beyond it

[Streetwalkeriain]

1:06 - now do the pile driver!

[bloodtrailkiller]

@Streetwalkeriain

XD lawl... idk why but that made my day while waiting for downloads X3

[dverted]

Mordin: *breathes in deeply* human contact. I have read books. but I never...fascinating

[abarrirenji]

@dverted hilarius he would say that. 

Must gather data for further analysis. may prove useful. Yes

[Raklryja]

wth is miranda thinking? that room is visible from all over the ship. id love to c mordin watching at the end :P

[SeanOrange]

@Raklryja Ha! That's a really good point...

[darthsion321]

@Raklryja its a death mission they all need to watch

[3rdGageWar]

@Raklryja (Mordin) Fascinating. Read books. watched movies. Never thought of human flexibility beyond salarian. vid recorder opportunity!

[skytop082]

@Raklryja Or Jacob.....LOL *Garrus walks in* Jacob: Hey Garrus can you teach me how to snipe? Garrus: Sure *Hands Jacob sniper rifle* Now you just look down the scope, aim at your intented target, pull the trigger, and pop the heat sync, got it? Jacob: Yeah *Shoots Shepard in the face through the window while hes doing Miranda* *Flatline* Jacob: Thanks for your time Garrus, *Hands rifle back to Garrus as he stands there in complete shock*

[TubaBean]

I think this romance scene was a big "FUCK YOU" to the media who made a big deal about the sex scenes in Mass Effect 1.

[MichaelKlump]

Miranda is the shallow player's choice. Tali is the deep and true love choice.

And I would completely do Miranda, but when I saw Jacob take his shirt off, I was like Holy Shit!!! He is fucking ripped. I think by women's terms, Jacob is probably way more attractive than Miranda is. I mean, when she takes her jumpsuit off, what's underneath isn't really much of a surprise.

[Warioman765]

and to think... i chose tali....god im an idiot

[3rdGageWar]

@Warioman765 Hips and legs...or...epic ass. Can disarm anything that moves...or...orders you around while you own everything that moves.

[TheAvalon21]

@Warioman765 How can you say that?! Tali's so adorable! She has her shy awkward thing that always makes me laugh. Not to mention.... THE HIPS?!?!

[Jamoo117SGI]

Oh god! Zaeed was watching! O_O XD

[ddoggdiggity]

giggity

[crista021]

my boyfriend just showed me this....he's all over that lacy bra...pffff yvonne

[Pyreleaf]

Um...jealous, much? No offense, but Yvonne, and by extension, Miranda, who is modeled to look almost exactly like her voice actor, are both seriously fucking hot. And not only is she hot, but she wears black, lacy lingerie, AND looks like a very generous C cup (at least!) to boot? I don't care who you are or what you look like, because honestly, you'd be pretty hard-pressed to one-up THAT.

Oh, AND she has a sexy accent.

[50033836]

@crista021 What a strange boyfriend.