Duke Nukem Forever Rejected Lines Part One

[Andy50k1]

imma gonna drink all your beer and punch your mom X'D priceless

[michon56]

dukes an anti-Semite haha

[Punkrockfan001]

im gunna stick my rocket in your ass.LOL

[Punkrockfan001]

im gunna drink all your beer

and punch your mom. that was weird.lol

[Sneakydud2]

Heres a good quote " im gonna shove this stick up your ass and make you look like a icy pop

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

Hey, was Albert Wesker or Johnny Bravo inspired by Duke? Both blonde and care about their looks. Act bad ass(cept for johnny who only cares about his looks)

[DementedHoundour]

What?

[goldenhawk952]

why bother

[jakkjakk123]

Sighhh.... Bad Duke imitation.

[mrmorozov9]

Rest in Reese's Pieces.

[MaxVonDraken]

I'm gonna drink all your beer and punch your mom. Classic!

[TheFamasymas]

music ? pls reply

[TheDudemanCometh]

I'm looking for a alien toliet so I can park my car.... In reverse! lol

[TheAgwoodliffe]

I actually prefer the voice at the beginning

[joshanator1]

ok, one question. If they made a movie of Duke Nukem, who would you want to play

duke? And don't fucking say chuck norris!

[TheYobro633]

@joshanator1 Maybe Dolph Lundgren...(spelling?)

[joshanator1]

@TheYobro633

That would be a good choice of he could get the voice down.

[scorpion7334]

@joshanator1 i think Chuck Norris should play Duke

[thcGoocH]

@scorpion7334 the duke donkey punched norris in the face when DKF came out!!!

[spoofster84]

"After 12 years I'm making a come back, but if I wanted my come back I'd wipe it from your moms chin."

[spoofster84]

"I'm going to cheat on you... With u dog!"

[SexMasterHybridQueen]

@spoofster84 hahahhaahahahah XD that is really funny

[thantisman]

lol I'm gonna drink your beer and punch you mom. I'm so using that now

[AlphaFirefly]

"Im going to furiously masturbate in front of children!"

You`re fired!

What? What did I do?

[SexMasterHybridQueen]

@AlphaFirefly lmfao rofl that would have been a perfect rejected line! XD

[AlphaFirefly]

@SexMasterHybridQueen I like your nick and attitude.

friend request engaged.

[ArcadeGames]

I'm going to drink your beer and punch your mom.

[sync380]

Disgraceful

[codednine]

@sync380, what a retard, go troll somewhere else little kid.

[sync380]

@codednine Go get mad somewhere else

[Sciencebro]

I know someone might have said it already, but they referenced your "What are you waitin' for, Hanukkah?" line in Duke Nukem Forever.

An EDF soldier says it if you take too long to climb over to him during the "Lady Killer: Part 3" level.

[TheCommanderNZ]

@Sciencebro

Yeah, I herd this.

And as you can see below Jon St. John has watched this video before. Hmmm.

[CHRSS111]

Shameful...

[Patrick1176]

Way to get owned by Duke himself!

[Hippyjonnycomics]

Douchenozzle!

[Sovember]

Lol that was good.

[Itsallover57]

haha that was pretty funny.

[Samuraislash600]

I'm gonna stick my rocket up your ass! Oh wait... LMFAO!!!

[Howie262]

hahaah XD

what are you waiting for..... Huahnaka ? XDDX

[lozfan100]

thecommander...your stooping to their level by listing their names on a desc thats causing humiliation to them im sure they are very smart and im sure by writing this you will most likely say something not very nice to me

[gamerofthegods100]

im gonna drink all your beer and punch your mom

[beta0blaster]

how about: now i have a machinegun...ho-ho-ho

[Raventoll]

I'd actually like to hear a Jon St John version of these where he says lines that are just a little stupid and off. Because even then, it would sound hilarious.

[OuroborosOmega]

heh not bad, better than most peeps who think they sound like duke.

[IGB06255]

im gonna drink beer and punch your mom add that in Duke nukem Forever

I am looking For an Alien Toilet to park my car put that in Duke Nukem Forever

[19ac087]

Whahahaha! It's true that you can make up anything with that voice whaha. It always sounds cool hhahaha :P

[Xephon0930]

There's gotta be more of these. That would be awesome.

[samoanvash]

i seriously have sore sides from the punch your mom. and then the rest was jus too funny. lol. EPIC STUFF! Hail to the queen! oh wait. lol. Sorry that was corny.

[fatimmortal]

I'm gonna stick my rocket in your ass...oh, wait.

[STNKbone]

This is hilarious, a lot of these commenters don't understand humor.

[cb19882000]

guys shut up i laughed my ass off at the rocket thing lol

[davetista]

"your face, you ass... looks similar." was epic!!! LMFAO they should've kept all of these.

[alletsplays]

nice

[Ty1lo]

im gonna drink beer and punch your mom lmao yessssss

[GeneralDicktits]

this guy humiliated himself making this but the "im gonna stick my rocket in your ass" was good enough for a little laugh

[sagorevach]

pathetic. you just humiliated yourself trying to sound like Duke. jackass

[TheCommanderNZ]

@sagorevach

You just humiliated yourself because you do not know what the word Parody means or that fact that I did not create this.

[sagorevach]

@TheCommanderNZ no, you would sell your mother just to sound like Duke Nukem, pathetic imbecile. Keep stinkin`

[codednine]

@sagorevach, another pathetic 12 year old troll, too young to do much of anything else.

[AlphaFirefly]

@TheCommanderNZ Pretty good for a parody, sounded like St.John with a slight cold.

[LinksFan123]

@TheCommanderNZ Can you tell me where it says parody?...

[TheCommanderNZ]

@LinksFan123

It says "Parody" if you use your common sense.

[chriscooke109]

@sagorevach This was a good video, what are you talking about?

[sagorevach]

@chriscooke109 MRS!!!

[Uberjetsu]

That was actually pretty funny :P

[WebVMan]

My face, your @$s, what's the difference?

I'm gonna kick @$s and chew gum and I'm all out of @$s.

It's time to play tiddly winks!

[forwardthruthedark]

IM GONNA STICK MY ROCKET IN YOUR ASS!" ROLFCOPTER

[forwardthruthedark]

"IM GONNA PUT MY ROCKET IN YOUR ASS!" ROFLCOPTER

[InSorteDiaboIi]

"your face, your ass, whats the difference?"

If you're gonna do Duke lines yourself, Do it properly! Wow.

[TheCommanderNZ]

@InSorteDiaboIi

You know what the word "Parody" means right?

[InSorteDiaboIi]

@TheCommanderNZ - You do know, you don't have 'parody' anywhere on here? Thought so.

[TheCommanderNZ]

@InSorteDiaboIi

You really are a moron then.

[InSorteDiaboIi]

@TheCommanderNZ - ok kid, whatever you think.

[Dridokof]

@TheCommanderNZ I proper laughed, good stuff.

[Anakin8th]

@TheCommanderNZ BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!!

[Swiss1216]

@TheCommanderNZ

No you are. Unless it's mentioned at the video start, or in the information box we have no way of knowing whether you are sincere or comedic. The video depicts the former.

[TheCommanderNZ]

@Swiss1216

Maybe my new description will help better don't you think?

[notcotterX]

@InSorteDiaboIi you fucking idiot

[straightupsnake]

.. i never seen a huge ass blonde guy ..only german body builders .. wich are gay true story no huge blonde guy can get a girl like that becouse there isnt any why ill tell you again theyre fagets ..or on steroids . wich u kno the side effects cant please women

[elendiel]

@straightupsnake there's lots of tough blonde guys. Blonde comes from the north, and there are some tough people out there.

[dregoth22]

That was awesome ! ! ! !

[frenchpizzakiss]

I think that was great. Gonna listen to part two now.

[ShowToddSomeLove]

Oh god. I thought this was going to be terrible but... it was pretty damn good.

[lucasnookerReturn]

hmm dont have time to play with the shelves lol classic :P

[Robersdee24]

lol, this video was made and voiced by me.

[chriscolumbo323]

im gona shove my rocket up your ass.... o wait!! hahahah epic he didnt think too much about that

[chrislovespillz]

man i fuckin hate american people there all fake and annoying

[TJ5897]

@chrislovespillz

so American people are not real?

[youngerthanold]

@TJ5897 That's right. We do not exist! IT'S ALL A LIE! lol

[FlyffyVampire]

Lmao, hilarious.

[jsh020]

the best part of this is that the game is actualy coming out now. what if they were actualy in this

[supercj12]

FAKE!!!!!!

[TheCommanderNZ]

@supercj12

We have a winner here.

Welcome to the internet.

[supercj12]

@TheCommanderNZ you know, you dont have to be an ass about it though, you deserved it, i mean its obvious that its fake, but to be sarcastic about it dude, that just goes to far.

[TheCommanderNZ]

@supercj12

The way you imply "FAKE!!!!!!" makes it seem as though at first you thought it was real and then you were disappointed when you found out it was a parody.

[peterisawesomi]

@supercj12 no shit

[Rayman34128]

Don't have time to play with the shelves! xD

I didn't get the "in reverse" quote though. I'm almost afraid to ask for an explanation...

[GreatCalmness]

ima stick my rocket in your ass..... o wait.... XD

[XenoXray]

fake

[ThomasBellarusa]

I'm looking for an alien to park my car.. in reverse.

[Rayman34128]

What are you waitung for, Hannukkah?

[spidervovan]

"I'M GONNA STICK MY ROCKET IN YOUR ASS...oh,wait"

lol

[HipnosisV1Games]

....IN REVERSE

[Aztexwarrior]

HAHA IM GONNA DRINK ALL YOUR BEER AND PUNCH YOUR MOM 

[MaxRideWizardLord]

"What you waiting for... Hanukkah?!" There should be release an special Duke Nukem edition especialy for jews.

[elendiel]

@MaxRideWizardLord Though if it were a jewish version, he'd probably be called "Nukestein", or something like that =D. And he'd be reluctant to give strippers money. Ok, enough with the stereotypes now.

[MaxRideWizardLord]

"What you waiting for... Hanukkah?!" There should be release an special Duke Nukem edition especialy for jews.

[nboy121]

im gonna drink some beer and punch your mom lol

[fishyfrost]

...looks similar.

[QUICKDRAW0]

Your face and your ass...LOOK SIMILAR.

[MikeMoose]

I'M GONNA DRINK ALL YOUR BEER AND PUNCH YOUR MOM!

[sonickun95]

GOD! i waked up my parents by laughing my ass off! "What are you waiting for, Hannukah?" XD

Awesome! You deserve my subscription! :D

[magmablock]

"I'm gonna stick my rocket in your ass... oh wait..."

[stdukem]

Your impersonation of Duke is not very good. Next time, why don't you call ME for the REAL THING. And PLEASE try to spell my name correctly. Thanks,

Jon St. John

[TheCommanderNZ]

@stdukem

"Robersdee" was the one who made this, I only uploaded the videos because his original account got suspended/removed.

[VinsaneOne]

@stdukem After all Jon, your the man! People do say I aint too shabby at it either, but if I had more than my mike and pc to work with, hmmm........

[TheCommanderNZ]

@VinsaneOne

I am not sure that really is Jon St. John, but then the channel is full of his add/commercial work stuff.

[VinsaneOne]

@TheCommanderNZ Must be him or he wouldn't have made a comment about how you spell his name ;)

[wrathofcell]

@stdukem Wait what? lol

[wrathofcell]

@stdukem You would seriously do things like this? if this really the same jon? Would be so funny i would definitly listen

[Jooneski]

@wrathofcell He Really is the Duke..

[TLKGuitarMan]

@stdukem its just a fan-made parody, chill. and besides, dont you charge money for the real thing?

[TehGamersGarage]

@stdukem OMG, Jon St. John just handed this guy's ass to him.

And I can do a decent impression, Jon. Just felt like bragging...

[Saiyuki204]

@stdukem hey jon, this comments "thumbs up" is 69. xD lol get it? xD

[youngerthanold]

@stdukem Jon, it was a joke. lol

[wrathofcell]

@stdukem I love the duke nukem game that just came out, only problem is it freezes on shrunk factory, and playstation and gearbox wont comment on it. really lets me down. spent 50$ on the game and its useless

[TheLongLakeRockstar]

@wrathofcell I haven't had that problem, I Pre-Ordered the Balls of Steel edition for $100 and My game was fine. And All the Haters can eat shit and die. Everyone plays for Multiplayer nowadays not campaign and everyone knows Duke Doesn't play well with others. He's strictly Campaign and That campaign was awesome. Old School Gaming.

[ThePlacidVirus]

hahahahahahaha I'm gonna stick my rocket in your ass hahahhahaha thats sooooo good

[davidkolo]

i wanna make friends with your face lololololol

[uipoi6]

"I´m gonna stick my rocket in ur ass"

Even a gay phrase, coming out of Duke´s mouth its badass

HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!!!!!!

[Jyuji]

What are you waiting for, 2012? @ 3D Realms

[JundoYoupo]

But he only wants to make friends with your face ):

[DukeNukem2020]

hahaha, the last two were classic

[godkingRoss]

"i'm gonna drink all your beer and punch your mom!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA!

[clapsnake]

@godkingRoss dont forget "im better than you!" :D

[htm2x]

fake

[TheCommanderNZ]

Do you know what the word "Parody" means?

Shit.

[PIKACHU49386]

"Whattya waiting for? Hanukkah?" That almost killed me xD

[daftrok]

I don't have time to play with the shelves! Awesome Three's Company reference!

[HannesOfAngelz]

"HAH! Im better than you" ROFL

[TheRogueMonk]

Is it not ironic how duke nukem line

"what are you wating for christmass"

is the very thing that someone should ask 3D realms after all these years?

its as if Duke nukem knew!

OON YEAH he knew!

[TheRogueMonk]

LOL the best was

" i am going to park my car in your #"#¤ in reverse" hahahaha

hahahah

[TheRogueMonk]

both of them sound like duke nukem.

[fartsahoy]

"I'm gonna stick my rocket in your ass!... Oh... Wait..." -- Duke Nukem's Hilarious Rejected line

[choptop1218]

"I Don't Have Time To Play With The Shelves..."

That Was Fuckin' Hilarious. Reminded Me of Micheal Keaton in Beetlejuice.

[mademan912]

Best one was take your beer and punch your mom! XD

[NICKREAPER316]

that one couldve been in the games, hell all of them couldve

[lolzforfun1337]

0:38 = pwn.

[hydroman46]

"IN REVERSE" ZOMG 0_______________o

[theroomisgreen]

lol im gonna drink all your beer and punch your mom

[trondy89]

"I'm gonna stick my rocket up your ass!.... ouh, wait..."

[VortexNeurofunk]

LOL

[Lacktardo]

Hahaha, stick the rocket up the ass :D :D Hilarious. That would have been cockhard ownage, haha !!

[arkhamaxeslayer]

i'm looking for a alien toilet to park my car...in reverse. lol

[TheWarbossGorgutz]

im gonna drink all your beer and punch your mom

lol

[brinelord5000]

@TheWarbossGorgutz thats possibly the greatest thing ive heard in forever, duke nukem forever

[lukphonp]

@TheWarbossGorgutz LOL

[IAmMike512]

that was freaking funny man.

[Mccoins]

Your -6 suggests otherwise.

[gladeplugins]

YAY! I noticed this was no longer on YouTube, but now it's back up! Funny stuff. B)

[TheCommanderNZ]

Yeah, the original maker/guy got his account removed. (probley posted porn or something?)

[gladeplugins]

Whatever the reason, it sucks. But I'm just glad somebody saved the original video and was willing to upload it again! Thanks.