YouTube HATERS !

[caedecus]

yep, the knockers are fuckheads

why are they knocking you???

cos someone already holds a flag for gay whales and hairy armpitted lesbian snakes

lol @joeyzee123, you slag him for thinking the world revolves around you tube??, and you are the dick loser making a comment on here lol

[theantiaussiebasterd]

@joeyzee123 true bro (except the good bloke bit), he thinks the world revolves around youtube

[epodcentral]

FAB - you missed one point lol...if you drop a hater comment it MUST be spelt correctly lol

[Jcm9991]

I love your accent - it's hilarious xD

[slaxxxer]

I get so much shit from people who call me every name under the sun yet have no videos themselves! - The word "Troll" is overly used as well towards me - I cant see how a person prepared to show their face and be open on YT can be see as a troll!

[mattsicko55]

im Aussie to there is not anuf Aussie you tubers AUSSIE PRIDE

and can i have a shout out?

[chrissyhalfs]

Oviasly his mothers his father.

[YNeedPeopleLikeMe]

Hi mate, i just want to welcome you to the internet bullying. This is a big problem nowadays when young people bully other people thrue the internet and it bring a major problem to teenagers (because they do not have self-confidence to stand for themself). i just wanted to enlight this problem so the people may understand what problem they are causing [sorry for my bad english]

//greetings from sweden!

[wolfey2gud911]

hey mad this cunt lol fat aussiebastard rules''''

[chantal1235]

im so hard up for subscribers i just created a new account and subscribed to myself ... i am over 12 & i dont live at home with mum & dad they kicked me out along time ago ... but no i do not hate you i just watched a Vlog you did about your girlfriend and depression i suffer from depression it was called "I can,t stand it anymore" and i thank-you for treating the subject with dignity & care .Happy New Year F.A.B .

[bryanisweird1298]

this is fuckin hilarious , fuckin great video:D

[sldrugsnothugs7]

i got none of that but thats cause i cant figure out how to make a video hahaha.. im notta hater tho.. btw ur fuckin awesome dude... and this is funny shit :)

[jachajones]

haha, i <3 this guy. you can't sweat the haters bro, there's always gonna be haters that's just how people are. i hope you keep posting your vids tho

[MrSpottedzebra]

dude u are epic. u would be an epic grandad. not sayin ur old or nuthin. u r so epic its unreal!!

[nosurvivoror]

YOU R MY FUCKIN IDOL! KEEP THIS SHIT UP!

[Nautilus1972]

Disregard the haters and listen only to the lovers FAB. You're a tonic. BTW - ever come across Chopper Read on your travels? What was he like, if you did ...

[YAMUMSAFAG]

fuck mate ur one of the funniest kunts i no XD any dick head haters of u must still be hanging off there mums tit and probs needs to grow som balls

[seefsea]

lol how the fck did i end up here...your a funny fcker but i for 1 dont give a fck how many subscribers u have...what da fck r u drinkin there kangaroo piss or what lol only messin man... if u slaped me 3 times i'd be embarrassed and would have to retaliate in a very serious n probably funny fashion which would consist of u face first into a brick wall,no clothes on with a pool cue lodged in a place u probably thought you'd never see a pool cue lodged :D...chopper reid wanna be maybe ey....

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@seefsea Thanx for adding to the comment and view count of this vid...

[sw3210]

over 12 lol..... classic! are you setting the bar to high?

[shadowninjaassasin]

there not hating cause they cant handle the heat you giving them

[MegaPinkbits]

hahahah!!!! yess!!!!! i was like hmmm what does he look like a drunk? yeah a bit but peadofile even better thanks you i can sleep tonight :):) lol (Y)

[TOWNOFOX]

wow, so true. good on ya

[onlycajun]

5563

[theconqueror]

and you might want to raise that age from 12 up to 18 cause the younglings dont even got their man strength yet and do not understand

[theconqueror]

im not a hater but, you know age is catching up to you, and your not as tough as you was at 20-35 years of age, and its not the people you can see that you need to worry about, but the people that you dont see cause you just never know what they can really do, and yeah majority is just a bunch of wannabes and fakes, they dont know how to keep it real, all they know is how to try and be cool, witch really isnt cool, they just think it is, to me cool is not bullcrappin anyone, and to be yourself

[sebby1991]

tony jaa would smash ya baldy.. dont hurt me im just the messenger

[AHAproductions11]

lol im only 11 O.o but ur fucknig awesome i love ur vids there sweet

[phayze07]

is he drunk? haha

[CommentsTheTruth]

Fuckin oaf, love these hater rules, great guy.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

But they have time to watch vids and leave hater comments?????...go figure...??.They are sad pathetic fucktards.....simple.....thanx for the comment tho...cheerz....

[uberandy6]

Totally agree, You're always going to have haters...They just hate on other people because you have what they want (Subscribers) So yeh...I don't hate on anyone unless they disrespect me to be honest but Nice videos you have got on youtube, I have subscribed :)

[epodcentral]

@TheFatAussieBarstard @joeyzee123 what's a video dairy? does it have cows in it?

[theantiaussiebasterd]

@TheFatAussieBarstard sad pathetic "fucktards"???

Look at yourself- you must be 60, near the end of your life, your teeth are falling out, you are ugly, and you might get bashed really bad soon .

[laughaholic987]

Good job! You rock. I totally agree with you. They should just fuck off.

[uraine7626]

The best way to put haters in their places is to talk bad to them, show them how to hate, and even wipe they ass, and shot them in the fucking face. Because once the world learn to mind it's own business, this world will be a much better places. Haters, Jealous, Envy is what wrong with the world today.

[boogeyman664]

fuck your rulez,, long life to anarchy by the way you are one funny mother fckr.

[mehquig]

Fuck you, you boring fat cunt...

[laughaholic987]

if he's so boring, then why are you fucking watching this video? He was right, you haters probably dun have a life.

[fehquig]

I suppose some people can't take a joke... Meh!

[laughaholic987]

yea I know.Good I thing I can take a joke!

[cknate]

Always brilliant

[odaib]

shut the fuk up yu fagget

[MarTin3Z420]

your fat and bold like my uncle

[JohnnyRawhide]

You Fat You Fat You Fat Bastard

Tie me kangaroo Down sport

I am over 40 . I do not live at home so bollox to ya .

Also Fuck ya rules!

:)

[Monk3yTube]

haha lol good work!

nice rules too! your right with basically everything you say lol

no subs, vids, friends, pics!

haha!

[gpulchra1]

do u want me to hate you??

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

and so u should be scared of me Fukka.....

[ohhdardy]

hahaha ur not scary, u just got a beard n ur hopin ppl wud be scared, but if u mouthed off to me i'd swing a spanner n i know you'd be the cunt to start sweatin. dont look for trouble ya aussie yobo coz you know the saying.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

OHHDARDY...can u translate yer comment and post it again...you,re spelling is so bad I can't understand it??....I don't have a beard..I have a moustache....Are you Chinese???

[MrSpottedzebra]

@ohhdardy lol if u seen some of his other vids u wouldnt get in a fight with him dumbass

[jernov]

Haters are idiots xD

I get them all the time, people bitching about the music I've played on my guitar, then when I check their channels, they don't even have a single video up, idiots.

[ohhdardy]

**Hater Comment**

hi fat aussie bastard....

how come you think you are good because you have 3000 or so subscribers.. you think you are somewhat cool because people talk to you on a message board... but realli your still the same old shit man sittin infront of a computer talkin to himself... your also trying to act like you are more aussie then you are.. puttin on an act to attract more people... your probli not even a tradie.. youd b just some pen pusher that works in an air cond office

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

LOL@aircond office...you really should do yer research before opening yer pathitic little cum swallowing mouth......if u bothered to watch any of my vids...u waould know exactly what I do for a living......*YAWN*.....

[BIGM420ganja]

@TheFatAussieBarstard  u work in a airconded office in ya it idustrie bring that comment back fab HAHAHA LOL JKS JKS HAHAHA

[FRANKSING]

ur a legend man u say it how it is

the fat aussie bastard for prime minister!

cheers

[nickachicka]

nice watch mine me dancing to i cant hear the music

[jusso11]

Does your mum know you're talking like that!?

Nah, I'm just joking, this isn't a hater comment...

You should have said "Where the bloody hell are you?"...just to add a bit of an Australian inside-joke to it :P

[babeokelly]

hi,pete your funny I happened to come across your video.STop by my channel knowbody has in four days.I got some songs I wrote I would like to hear your comment on them.Thanks Babe

[sweetcheeks163]

Hahaha LMAO. Your so fucking funny!!! Fat Aussie Barstard you rock!! Fuck all the haters. There just jealous hahahaha!!! Keep up the good work :-) One thing, you should put ya middle finger up instead of your index finger when you start & finish your videos lol...Bring on the new videos Yeah!!!

[Kruizinby]

Dont worry Pete I still loveya ya fucken fat cunt lmao! We hittin the piss in July or what mate?! Bloody well wanna be! XX

[Cabrinha2006]

LOL.. you fucking fat ass aussie basterd... you are funny as fuck!!!! keep up the awesome videos!!! cheers mate.

[chpprmn08]

dude ur videos are awsome

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

Cheerz and beerz to u Bro......

[DrPott3r]

why dont you get your daddys dildo out of ur mouth and have a go at me potter

[yugiiOHH]

buddy i love you!

you are the biggest aussie bloke ive seen and i love it!

im the biggest thing from a hater to you!

you fucking ledgend and fuck all the haters!

couldnt of said it better!

well done mate

[0bbyvengnc3]

HAHA im your next hater u bald bitch...lmao j/p bro u got some good vids ill check em out :)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahahha..now thats true mate....

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

either that or they have no mums...lol...

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

Agreed mate.....lol...

[DrPott3r]

im 11years old and ill spit on ur videos

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

come back and comment when u grow some pubic hair......

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahha....Mine...yep...exactl­y...LOLOL...

[kidyanot]

fuck you FAB..LOL I just had to break most of your rules to tell ya "I don't hate ya mate and keep making gr8 vids"

cheers

Ken

[rebelpride2011]

lol this is a great video mate

let the haters know the guidelines

[gnarsegner]

i still hate you

[THEKIDWITHAKNIFE]

AND Friends!! don't forget friends... You hafta have friends!! :)

[OzTerri]

aw my comment got taken down, and i'm not a hater!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

I never take comments down......

[oshunchango]

this shit is funny thats for you haterssss ha ha ha ha

[domodemon]

sorry, still laughing hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ffs rofl

[domodemon]

how can you lot slag him off, hes a sound bloke, he aint a waster, he pays his internet bills and his electicity etcetc, i like the living at home with mum and dad, hahahahahahahah you fat bastard i love you

[trinityhewitson]

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[rx4pain1]

Hey, what's with those little beers we see you drinking from time to time.

[GretchenDawntreader]

of course we are all still watching, because we want to see what you are gonna say to the haters!

Trouble is, a hater isn't going to feel obligated to follow your stated rules.

[m1dnightshow]

your a disgrace to the human life form, clean yourself up

[m1dnightshow]

do you drink so much so you don't have deal with the reality of your pathetic life?

[amenah1989]

Ur ugly.. etc...

HAHAHA... I LOVE U!

[alishia31azure]

fucking beautiful:)

[JoshuaMouncer]

Great video. This is very useful for people. I mean, I get bad video comments all the time, and I say to them "If you dont have anything pleasent to say then shut ur mouth". Sometimes it works, sometimes it dont, depends on how people are easily angered or retaliated. Nice vid.

[AngryAussie]

You know we love it down and dirty mate.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

Yes we do Buddy...lol....we,re plannin anothewr gathering..on the gold coast in july...u interested???

[AngryAussie]

Anything's possible!

[wizkid2000]

hahahaha Set Them Strait Pete! :)

[lyricalkillers]

You legend!, you fat barstard! =D

[OzTerri]

You know I don't hate you FAB, you're a ledge, but after watching this I feel like such a loser! I've only got ONE subscriber - and it's YOU!!!! Just how low can a person go???? And I'd love to post a video response but my mummy won't let me. She's warned me about not talking to fat, bald, toothless tattoed men who drink alcoholic beverages and use norty words, and I must do what she says or she'll cancel my Youtube account, and then I wouldn't be able to watch my favourite Rick Astley any more.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

LOLOLOL...I love ya.....

[joelishereyay]

so it seems that the haters are just jealous

[PwnagePancake]

your the biggest legend ever.

[itophatnoob]

you rule :)

[tiffanyrox79]

you tell em pete! haters are always too cowardly to put up vids of themselves, and they always seem to have a plain white page...losers!

[OriginalModel1984]

Good vid mate. Well set rules those. You rule! =)))

[Sasail1]

That all seems fair enough with the rules. People should be able to post up their face if that have such a horrid comment or statement to put down but I don't think many people will actually follow them. I love your videos and I just found them today so I thought I'd subscribe.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

thanx for the sub...cheerz

[AgentVamp]

Bald fat fucker I hate you FAB nah just kidding bud. You're awesome. You should head on Skype sometime FAB. It would be an honour to talk to FAB himself.

[kegs666]

YOUR BALD, YOUR TOOTHLESS

there u go! :)

Have a good one.

[goodisgoog]

who could hate u f.a.b you are awesome

[dctcool]

Where the hell is towelface?

[Beefdipings]

Ego stroking are we here??...lol...And my moobs are better then yours...OWNED!!!!!

[wickedgqpatrol]

too right! fucken oath

[KINGKONGKEITH08]

if i was a hater i would do every thing yuu said but yuur 2 nice to hate

[KINGKONGKEITH08]

who the fuck lives with there mum & dad @ 40 yr old (wankers)

[vanness5]

hahaha, love the ending "alright you fuckin losers" hahahaha!

[GhostSniper1981]

You Rule TFAB. I found your video hilarious because that's what the haters exactly are.

[erniesbudolab]

I'm with you 100% on this one Mr. FAB! In fact, you're expressing practically the same requirements I came up with back in September. So I guess that makes both of us friggin' genius. (See my video above, in response to one of my haters.)

[thenudo]

FAB, you have HATERS??? I can't believe it!! Who would hate on you...you rock man! I think your haters feast more on jealousy and aren't worth the time of this vid!

[MMEggman]

And still i bet some people will just go 'emg ur a fag lululul'

If only we could send out drop kicks through the internet.

[DrZoidberg8]

Hahahahahaa i really realllly hope you get atleast one video response from the fuck heads, i dont want F.A.B. to have haters cuz ur a good bloke pete but it wuld b damn funny

[myWORLDizDIGITAL]

lol, Pete, haters don't show their faces. they are what we call Keyboard Gangsters!!

rock on my man,

XEM

[METALHQ]

lol that'll scare them away

[BusanKevin]

Awesome video! GREAT rules! I completely agree with you sir:)

[lmull3]

you know, that's a great idea, lol :P

[AussieCoolGurl]

Haterz just love you Pete.... and I agree they probably still live with mummy & daddy and are using mummys computer! LMAO!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

yep...agreed Darlin.....

[bennyboytalk]

i hate you, you fucking fuck head, hardly go on the internet coz i have this thing, it's called a life, that allows me to do better things!!!! FAB, i would post a video but i have a speech problem so sorry about that!

[JAMMAN1701]

lmao Pete great video, And they are great rules cos these people are just pussys

[SmartmanChris]

I wonder YouTube secretly love the haters. Haters leave hate comments, people reply with vitriol to which the haters respond etc. It all increases the usage statistics that YouTube would use to advertisers to increase fees and revenues.

[Natza09]

"Over 40 and still living at home with mum and dad" Using mum's computer" LMFAO!

To all the HATERS where is the love.....Where is the LOVE! (you fuck heads. you funny fat bastard.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

Where is the LOVEEEeeeee...lolol...

[sizercam]

Lol Fab! new rules for haters.

[heylookitsbrendan]

i think some youtubers hunted down the haters and murdered them.

[SmartmanChris]

I could just imagine the Fat Aussue Barstard being Judge Dredd and doing that to haters.

[heylookitsbrendan]

It's time to get...barstardnatored lol

[SilentStickFigureThr]

Oh my, FAB. You're right. I just looked at some haters on somenoe else's channel. ZERO subscribers, NO videos AND people leaving nasty channel comments for them. Apparently they go around hating everybody. Probably because they didn't get enough nipple time from mommy when they were babies.

[SmartmanChris]

They were probably haters from birth and  bit mommy's nipples off.

[SilentStickFigureThr]

Hahahaha!

[Roxybec01]

well said mate....well FUCKIN said!

i am still waiting 4 any of my HATERS do a video reply ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

hope ya had a merry bloody Xmas !!

[Loadie]

I added you ages ago on skype.

[kalacaw]

Haters are people who died and can't find the light or whatever. Go into the damned light already. :D

[kalacaw]

I'm using clips from this video (for a start) and that's all the hint you get. :P

[angelboku1]

Here's my attempt at a hater comment.

*clearing throat*

Okay... I'm ready... Here it is...

You're just too cute for words!!!

How did I do??? *grin*

~Angie

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

WOOHOOO...im gettin a little chubby...lol...

[allikohcysp]

How can anyone hate on such a lovable bloke? Don't let those haters stress ya Aussie. Show me where these hateful cunts are and I'll bash 'em for ya :) hehehehe

[JadedIllusions27]

LOL awesome comments. I think your right thought most never back there stuff up especially with there own face. I asked the same thing....LOL I swear nobody has the balls to ever be a "full hater" and actually have there face up here. I will be watching :o) cheers--Jamme

[MMEggman]

I have two full time haters. They're in the same channel though.

But they do it with everybody. Quite pathetic seeing as though their camera sucks so you can't see 'em properly.

Search colin9413c if you wanna see the pricks.

[metaleggman18]

Oh creepy, our names are similar. @___@

Oh and I love ya FAB, you're great. :]

[MMEggman]

Maybe we should get some breakfast together.

[metaleggman18]

I'm more of a brunch person really. ;P

[MMEggman]

I'm sure we can work something out ;)

[mdebass]

Holy crap! Yer right! Haters have 0 vids, 0 subs and 0 friends! Thats funny!

[SPANGO0]

missing the haters aye lol ill give you some you fat barstard haha jokes :)

[wufwufwufwuf]

I just dont like people from OZ HAHAA

[wufwufwufwuf]

I don't like people from Ireland

[wufwufwufwuf]

& Scotland

[wufwufwufwuf]

got to go me Mams cut me toast into soldiers

[ukp42]

great rules! By the way, who else is going to wash & iron my Spiderman bed sheets & pyjamas if not my mum??? lol =) 5* Happy Hogmanay from Scotland Paul & mum

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahhaa...now thats funny mate...lolol....

[ashleyb9006]

great idea man i see you have some comments already but no vids there to scared to show them self.

good luck

ashley

[10past2]

LOL .... HATER RULES .... I don't met the criteria, but Iv's gotta say this was another great Video Pete !!

[aussieJarh3ad]

Hey ya fat dirty fuck, i live in vic so instead of me putting a vid up, how about i come see you and knock your fuckin block off? Ponder that if your minuscule brain can handle it. What the fuck is an old cunt like you using words like OMG and shit for? You should be in a retirement home.

[MMEggman]

Dude, i dare you to go find Pete. You would get absolutely smashed.

[aussieJarh3ad]

haha i think not, he couldn't even get his cock up let alone his fists the old fuck

[mieses2pieces]

Fuck your new rules!! Fuck you Pete!! LOL!!!!!

[NBMonkey]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

George...hahahahha..in yer dreams mate..lolol.....

[mieses2pieces]

LOL Sorry Pete but I don't lean that way. LOL

[bffalcon]

well, i said a comment on FABS channel, and he thought it was a abusive comment, which it was the other way round.

So he nearly ripped my neck off, then he understood my comment, and said sorry.

Now we're back on good grounds.

love your videos mate!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahaha..I remember that..lol..its all good bud....

[bigrod29]

ok truth time, i am a hater, a hater of chris crocker...yerrrr fuckin harrrrr...fuk!! who put me onto that saying?? you ya cunt...shit now you got me saying the c word...lol...your shout!!

[bigrod29]

I'm not a faggot but i slept with a guy once that was...lol....just joking you faggots...yerrrr fucking harrrrr!!!!

[GrahamAndFriends]

lol, haters make me laugh, because they don't realise the great danger that they put themselves in! lol :)

..... being cussed out by FAB! :)

[bffalcon]

Hey Graham!

[GrahamAndFriends]

Hey Johnathan!