how to be a guido featuring george

[TheMegaRoflcopter]

i want to be a guido

[EliteDuffman]

I thought this was gonna be a parody of some sort..

[l0rdslayer]

This video should be called "How to be a Toolbag/douchebag". Designer sunglasses are for women. Earrings....are for women. Fitted hats are for douchebags. Go outside and get a real tan, both men and women alike look like orange oopma loompa idiots with fake tans. And women don't like idiots who's hair is sticking straight up and is rock hard and shiny. Kids need to grow up...

[logame]

How to have 0 personality

[griffin7585]

yea cunts

[griffin7585]

what a bunch of dickheads



[MrClassifi3d]

that guy was alil tooo into that..

[FaSTLaN3EnT]

O shit its snookie's boyfrienddd bahahahaha

[FaSTLaN3EnT]

snookieeeeeeeeeee



[todd123418]

FUCKING FAGS MAN...Thats all i can say!!!!!!

[guidettebaby1]

the guy with the bandana is snookis ex boyfriend. he really is. have you ever watched is she really going out with him?

[xxtylerterpxx]

if i ever want to feel better about myself, im deff driving down to jersey for a day

[HlHater]

"How Are You" Idk fruitcakes how the fuck are you after the train you ran a half hour before the video? God, go drown in the ocean please..

[Mrsjereboy]

He like Boy in Jerseyt,but,he's more failed .

[durdukyeretahrik]

I hate New Jersey

[bilbosilbo]

Super gay!

[Oliwer360]

T'as pas plus de vie qu'les autres, mais bon.

[GuidoP0wer]

YOU GUYS HAVE NO LIVES IF YOU ACTUALLY SAT AND WATCHED THIS, AND LEFT A NEGATIVE COMMENT....Let's be honest, you obviously searched for something related to "Guido" and came across this video....DO YOU HAVE NOTHING better to do with your lives? Faggots....I beat up haters every day, just for fun.....

[EvilHenchman10]

@GuidoP0wer Lol....

[TheSpike082]

@GuidoP0wer im sure you do

[juampi2906]

nice...u can become a professional hairdresser now...u faggot

[GamerGirlisAwesome]

Can you say d-d-d-douchebags

[htkendall]

its funny because you got a small dick fuckin juicer

[TBBnation]

He likes that thingy close to his dck doenst he...? 1:33

[iPOWNSCRUBS]

cabbage.... vote up if you know what im talkin' about

[userkaranb]

Ok we get it they r losers what is the name of the song tho

[Shaa4ane]

why would they take to time to put this up? It falls... so short of anything worth puttting up :(

[Sinomis]

Fail

[DewersGeorge]

Closet GUIDOs..........OOOOOOOOOOOO!!­!!!!!!!!!! What;s up with the BJ from the dolls head.or is it HEAD giving HEAD OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iamjordandavoll]

Last time i checked, this is what 7 year old girls did with those giant barbie doll heads....

[fragmentsofdead]

we dont know such people in germany

[xBABYxSTOMPERx]

i wonder if that guy thinks he is buff or knows he is fat

[lilstevie0827]

that chick is hidious!

[narlystarz]

Hahaa Thats Briella fromJerselicious...luvv that show!! hate Tracy Go Olivia!!..Briella is hella two faced!!

[geoffck6969]

Douchebags.

[spearspear123]

i fucccccccccccccccccccccccccccc­cccccccccccking hate you peaple i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaattttttte guidos u bishes i bet u guys wear hair gel everyday fuck u

[caramonspace]

The point where he bobs the mannequin head on his crotch says it all.

[yomamma228]

Two thumbs up these guys asses. along with there heads

[hangsambo12]

cunts

[Glinter69]

What to hear a myth? A smart guido

[crunkycocky]

looks like a tutorial on how to get bald

[bodoin]

die

[briandarflinger]

its not 'a jersey thing' ,,, its gay douche baggery

[nobandages]

thumbs up if you're asking yourself why you're watching this?

[TheGhostfaze]

fagz indeed!

[mrkbatesable]

Loosk like a fucked up blow out turned bad lmao

[PUAPrivateArchive]

fucken guidos...

[carmzandmark]

those fingernails on the guidette are totally skanky 

[yuckfutish]

guidos crack me up...you guys are the true definition of a douchebag

[MzGreenEyes89]

Lmao damn.. that chic has stripper nails lol

[celticlass14]

1.) how does she do anything with those talons 2.) looking like an oompa loompa is not sexy, and some day your damaged skin will agree 3.) spiked hair, with like six bottles of gel in it gross, and dangerous....sorry guyss

[robertobaruffi]

basta.. state degenerando lo stereotipo dell'italiano... gli italiani non sono cois!!!!

[mikemck09]

Damn... why all the haters?? Plz stop lol

[lastlaft]

Those abs need work. really hit the crunchs kid. 

[Cxaxakluth]

I actually FELT my I.Q. dropping while watching this gong show of a Youtube clip.

[whufclondon]

1:27 yeah you put that head agains your dick, you fuckin gay boy.

And I dont wanna be rude but why in the name of hell has he got a bloody table clough around is head. If he wants to imitate the fuckin ninja turtles he has to be green not bloody orange

[armykid567]

these guys are irish pretending to be italian

[SpreadEagleBeagle1]

looks like these people got a beef with jersey whats up with that?

[MrUnknownRockstar]

@SpreadEagleBeagle1

yeah, whats up with that?!

[hushg2000]

The west coast is full of cholos, and the east is full of over tan guido italian americans with bad accents. It seems education doesn't go far anymore in NJ.lol

[tonsheshe]

Briella from Jerylisicous!!!

[Dragonloilo]

One word ..... GAY

[MrIhatespork]

This is why we Russians beat Italians.

[goldengl0v3]

u russians got some busted up faces italians nd jerseys were its at haha

[MrIhatespork]

@goldengl0v3 Most models in America are Russian or Swedish, not Italians who look like dirt shit. :)

[Benzstead]

orange highlighters are for paper silly! not skin

[yuckfutish]

Wow is the Jersey Shore crowd really this gay???  Biggest douches I've ever seen

[bartmonkey13]

@yuckfutish I live in New Jersey, and not all beaches are filled with douchebags like these, basically you avoid anyone that looks like a crab and talks like a crab because most likely they have crabs.

[joegaulin]

and after we fix this hair were going to go shoot needles up each others asses !!! Followers and clones , apparently though there are a lot of whores who think they are cool

[mswoonc]

i wanna kill that bitch..

[MINDBODYSPIRIT1971]

Is this the new cast of "The Jersey Shore"? WTF? All these North NJ and Brooklyn,Queens,Bronx Guineas are all the same. No originality at all.

[TheCanadianWrath]

id love to bring my fat white ass to a jersey beach and just take my shirt off infront of em and be like "yeah..this is me"

[realkingkado]

What happened to the Italian Stallion

[wowrolaz]

You guys are the biggest fucking faggots out there..

[dida079]

Why do orange people think they are cool? LOL

[zucchini2009]

pure faggots 

[aeroeng1]

74 ppl are actually douchbags!!

[FatNinjaMachinima]

/watch?v=O-jU1T7QF2M

[sk8ter392010]

they can NOT fix a blow out aha lol 

[GrenadeFreeWorld]

"lmfao! ALL FELLOW JERSEY SHORE FANS! I found the sickest "No Grenades" song!!! It's a favorite on my channel!check it out! FISTTT PUMPERS UNITE!!!""

[Chickenshitbutt]

these aren't ITALIAN!!!

[MrKatanaKid]

how can that shallow shallow girl be ANYWHERE near a bang of homosexuals and think their into her? what happen to the Italians? WE NEED THE SOPRANOS back on air that's what the fuck we need

[everlastingdose]

Yeah you would you fucking guido faggots.

[dawood88]

haha 1:25 gay blowjob

[spainking1]

its a jersey thing

[fasthandsz]

All of there attempts at jokes sucked as much dick as they do on a Saturday night.

[DaveyMK]

Why does they all have the same bracelet? Some gay bond?

[royaloil]

This makes me embarrassed to be Italian

[haman2486]

Fudgepackers.

[AccurateEstimateftw]

fucking faggots man I hate those douchebags

[hectorius94]

HAHHA oh my god i would be embaresd if i were a guido xp they are retarded xp

[Salvidrummer]

no way these guys are 100% straight

[bakerskate10]

wow, fucking douches and that girl sounds like the biggest bitch when she says "shut up" like i use to do when i was fucking 4 years old...

[roadkill8453]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahah

[Brivansky]

Hey guys, two thumbs up if you have seen "Gay Douchebags"

[AweSomo84]

@Brivansky hahaha :)

[Fitzwolf22]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!­!! FUCKING DOUCHES!!! Real ones.Oh my god what happened to this world.THIS is real.Im going to the mountains an NEVER coming back...till their dead.

[illmagnified]

look at these faggots talking about hair- LOL LOOK AT THE DUDE WHO IS ACTUALLY DOING THE HAIR ON THE DOLL! What the hell is a fucking Blow out?

[bhavvv]

WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT GIRL!!!!

How can she fucking like being around those twats?

[InterpolMatar]

@bhavvv because my friend, she is infact a twat herself :)

[fasthandsz]

@bhavvv shes a dumb cunt.

[stirish16]

gay

[freminick123]

The girl is worst than those guys at least those douche don't know that they are real douche

[420GameGeek]

omg you guido fags are such douchebags! i fuckin hate douche guidos...

[APurpleBox]

do they not realize how dumb this style is? and how everyone makes fun of it.. ?lol

[joekennethamara12345]

i find it funny how they have a random plastic head lying around.

[DANACABANA]

disturbing

[pinkglassesrez]

omg hott hahaha

[Dano9622]

Oompa Loompa Douchity doo

Will these Faggots use a ruphie on you?

Will they buttfuck or blow another dude?

Oompa Loompa Cocity Doo

They forgot the final ingredient to that facey recipe...a bullet.

I wonder how rape clones, herpes with a blond wig, and shitty techno would really be like and now I know...proving yet again Richard Dawkins most likely is correct in the assumption...there is no god.

[rugmaster58]

fags

[Tralalere]

But...aren't you guidos yourselves?? George's presence was not essential, just looking at you is enough.

[Monerasauce]

Men were not meant to take anywhere near this much time to do their hair

[Mrstrongisland01]

Guido's are jack off's

[RRFDvolunteerHero]

Guidos are cool.. These guys are not

[armitageqc]

the fuckin spike you got it in your ass fuckin Faggot!!!

[jimjen08]

Time to clean-up our shore and get rid of this garbage!

[randomhero4u69]

wow you guys are trash at it's finest. What worthless human beings...or are they even human?

[MaximvsDread]

Proof that living in the city leads to sexual ambiguity ,gender confusion and role reversal. Fuck community planning if this is what it leads to.

[ShatteredHawk]

Im happy that when we all have to live off of our own hands that these pussys will most likey all die first.

[nixhex12]

Hitler had it all wrong. He should have wiped out these fucking faggots.

P.S. real men don't shave their entire bodies, wear expensive sun glasses, tan or spend 30 minutes on their hair. Gays do that.

[Mrstrongisland01]

Guidos are so dumb

[123chr1s123]

How are ya

[lote1234567891011]

that girl is super annoying

[womsterr]

dbags

[VanHalenWorshiper]

oh god these stupid pussy italians that try hard! i aint rasist but really loosers?

[davinium231]

i would not hesitate to end every single one of them with a cold chisel to the base of the spine! i would even have to choke the girl out! r8 bunch of billy benders!

[nourabdulla1]

the only good thing about this vid is the guys in the backround. (;

[MrSaturdayNightSpecL]

I still don't understand. LIke, that does not even look like a tan. I am not sure what to think or how to react to all of this. Its so foriegn to me. Its like they are aliens. I understand looking good and everything. But, these dudes have taken it to the point where its kind of insanity. I have seen some strange stuff in my life for sure. But this is so weird.

[duckett215]

is tht the cam or a spray tan?

[milertime24]

i have that gel

[blingboy477]

you guys are officially the faggots of our society , im suprised you guys get pussy when really you should be in a gay bar sucking eachothers cocks

you cocksucking motherfuckers

faggots

[mrKANYEwes]

damn dude..... not even my gurl spends that much time on her physical apperance.

seems like sumpeople jus try too hard.

[dkbikes65]

faggots

[thorfoxxx]

look how focused that guy is on perfecting that hair... skin cancer save us all

[lithuaniandude222]

The guy in background is playing with his tongue, it seems he want to lick his ass.. LOL

[ariasXb]

Dayumm, Red hatt. MAdd sexii

[ponchoalonso14]

lmao broke as bitch

[newgarda]

how old are you guys, my fifteen year old brother acts more mature than you retarded douchebags.

[DonnyTallaa]

she looks like jwow from jersey shore lool

[djziper]

DOUCHE BAGS!

[Duxasblt]

FYI its the 8th bottle of hair gel... and a 3 can of that hair spray......

[Nagraath]

And these guys think they are "macho" right? What a bunch of faggots.

[ripousse]

thi is a scary video

[zimmy454]

typical monday afternoon in jersey shore

[JUNIORK1974]

fucking guidos

[DaGanjaSamurai]

"The strongest shit man has made since cement"

Industrial diamonds > cement

Doofus.

[punks180]

You know what's funny if you punch them in the face even that dude with the long hair they won't do nothing trust me.

[silencesoloud12]

@IEatPoopOnWednesdays Hair spray = highly flammable so it would be easy.

[silencesoloud12]

Hey! I used to have hair like that! When I was in elementary school. If you dyed your hair green, you'd be a giant oompa loompa!

[BLUEthepitbull]

What a waste of Spiker!!

[tincel1372]

I'd never go out with a guy who spends more time on his hair than me

[GoneGreedy]

only them.....

[jasonownage001]

anyone that looks and acts like this is the biggest douche bag and needs to make the world a better place by finding a knife and slitting both their wrists, vertically, as soon as possible.

[silencesoloud12]

@jasonownage001 We don't ned no arrogant cunts like them anyway.

[bjax308]

"He just went from an ugly ass motherfucker, to a facey motherfucker." The young Guido went on to say "Look at that face right there. Who wouldn't wanna be chosen by that?" and finally asked the daunting question "how are ya?" ............classic!

[tunnelflesh]

"stop wasting my fucking product" - Amazing!

[eluminated]

Skip ahead to the part where you hang yourself...

[Miqte]

kill !!!

[pauls317]

Whites dudes going nuts on these videos

[eluminated]

@pauls317 White?.... They're more like orange aren't they?

[Crunchieman]

"how are ya"

[skatetodestroy1]

lol the big guido fag ....so into the hair stylin

[Hatinonthehaters]

you fuckin faggots. guido cunts.

[overdark666]

Isn't that adorable? They're styling hair! What fags.

[silencesoloud12]

@overdark666 Guidos spend more time styling hair and trying to look fashionable than gays or women. Must be trying to compensate for something.

[overdark666]

@silencesoloud12 Despicable guidos. I'm a quarter Italian but I'd never choose to be or associate myself with these Jersey faggots.

[silencesoloud12]

@overdark666 I'm no fan of Jersey but these cunts are mostly from Staten Island.

[overdark666]

@silencesoloud12 They're one of the many reasons it's easy to avoid the NE altogether. They're spread out enough, ya know? Lots of hispanic people do that same guido fro shit here in Miami with the wife-beaters and gold chains. They even shave their fucking arms.

[FaMaS9france9]

ridicoliiiiiiiii