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  • interesting video and very informative

  • This is a great video

  • brilliant video

  • really informative and interesting

  • This is a great video

  • love the video man

  • some really good stuff here

  • Man! This is brilliant! LMAO

  • Now this is bullshit. If Noah is anywhere near the correct position in the time line, we should be looking at a parable. Which will reduce the time until Humankind shrinks out of existence.

  • Makes perfect sense to me, have faith in the holy invisible triangle or satan will eat your legs and make you 3 feet tall. So obvious.

  • I knew midgets deserve to go to hell D:

  • So all the NBA players are more pious by this reasoning. I never looked it like that.

  • ok..I think my IQ just went down.

  • LOL!! "Triangle of Sin" lolololol!! I think I just found my new YouTube name!

  • Triangle of Sin, cracked me up XD

  • You have put forward your sinful arguments. The children of God know that your use of facts is an effort to hide the truth. Facts have no place in religoun.

  • @Hyperplaterine What wonderful satire.

  • @darkalleyheroes I'm slightly ashamed to admit I spelt religion wrong because I was drunk when I wrote that.

  • @Hyperplaterine I was actually just trying to see if your comment was serious or not.

  • @darkalleyheroes Not serious at all. It's a frightening condemnation of the god squad that they could have made this statement in all seriousness.

  • @Hyperplaterine Oh, sweet relief. The scary thing was how probable that statement was.

  • @darkalleyheroes Take a look at the qwertyfshag site and see if you think that is real. I have no idea either way.

  • Why should you assume that the size of man is decreasing at a constant rate?

  • The Lord is due back when we are ant sized and he will squash the unrightous under the heel of his foot !

  • This is the best argument I have seen for assuming that the Rapture will occur in the year 6,000 AD. Brilliant! You need to take this on the road and solicit funds from the yokels... I mean, faithful.

  • as far as i can tell without being a creationist the 15 ft ht for Adam is derived from

    circumstantial evidence

    the verse ' there were giants in the earth in those days '

    gaints being a trans of 'nephilim' which means ' fallen ones'

    a king having a bed that was 15 foot long

    [=case proven for those of a creationist level intelllect]

  • The booming population had presented us with the challenge of providing housing to all. If man gets shorter we can have more floors for the same height of building, thus more housing. Great, LOL

  • @blokeish

    how then to explain

    Homo floresiensis?

  • Oh wait, this is supposed to be funny...

  • ok, you're gonna have to help me out here. where exactly in the bible does it say adam was 15 feet tall? book, chapter, and verse, please. is it ok for atheists to call out other atheists for strawmanning creationists? i really can't say i'm familiar with any christian, or even creationist for that matter who believes man was ever 15 ft tall. if there are any, there are certainly not enough to believe that they all think that.

  • @cristoballs your certainly a Christian who has no flexibility in humor, that isn't the point of the video of how tall people are but it parodies the crap the bible makes up...

  • @Channypogosticks actually, i'm an atheist.  you're certainly an individual who doesn't realize atheists can question other atheists.

  • @cristoballs ok mind me then.... it just sounded pretty.... fanatic like to say "book, chapter and verse" cuz i hear that alot.. mind me

  • @cristoballs

    According to Hadith (oral Islamic tradition) Adam stood about 30 metres tall (close to 100 foot tall). 60 cubits tall.

    and also

    As the previous answer states, there are all kinds of traditions out there.

    The Bible itself, however, is silent on this matter

  • @whitesquirrel7 "According to Hadith (oral Islamic tradition) Adam stood about 30 metres tall (close to 100 foot tall). 60 cubits tall."

    Get the fuck out of here, is that statement TRUE?

    That can't POSSIBLY be right....

  • @GoodAvatar

    totally true as far as being present in the hadith

    but totally impossible by the laws of physics , relatied to the fact that bone strength increases by the square of the cross section while the weight on it increases by its cube

    unless of course god' conveniently modified the laws of phyiscs by magic

  • @whitesquirrel7 That may be quite possibly the stupidest thing I've heard about Muslim miracles since Muhammeds flying horse trip.

    Still, Adam.... 60 feet tall?....... Someone wasn't thinking this through very well.

    That kinda reminds me of Ezekial 4:12, where god instructs his people to bake bread with human poop. It's so completely ridiculous that people can't believe that's in the Bible.

  • @whitesquirrel7

    Also the verses in ezekial 4 are refering to the land being stricken with famine and drought

    in such a time humans might well be reduced to eating human and cow dung if the famine was severe enough

  • @cristoballs There's a LOT of shit in the Bible the priests don't want anyone to know about.

    Personally, I dig the story where god sent two she-bears to maul 42 children because they were calling a prophet bald.

    How did they KNOW that it was 42 kids? When they re-assembled the pieces, was that the number they came up with, or.... Did the kids do some basic math? Like, there WERE 60 of us, and there's 18 left.

    Another good BS story is in Ezekial where god tells people to cook with human poop.

  • @GoodAvatar

    How did they KNOW that it was 42 kids?

    perhaps the parents somehow knew how many children they had

    baking bread from human waste - well it happened in China on Mao's long march

    during which they were so short of grain they were reduced to washing their excrement and making bread from the undigested grains

    perhaps Ezekiel had something similar in mind

  • @GoodAvatar

    oh in fairness to the bible

    the verese about the 42 boys being torn to peices was not explicitely down to 'god'

    the text merely saying

    elijah cursed them in the name of the lord , it does not expressely state that 'god' was a causal agent in the resulting mass paedocide by the 2 she bears

    nor does it explian why 40 of the boys waited their turn and did not run away after the first two died

  • @whitesquirrel7 Really? You're gonna argue about the bears and the poop bread?

    What about the naked orchard tenders who got suckered into eating a fruit of intelligence by a talking snake, so they made clothes out of bark and shit.... and that somehow made them evil.... And God didn't notice that or stop that? What a douche!

    It's stunning to me that anyone can try to argue this silly shit with a straight face like you're doing.

    Do you not recognize myth and bullshit when you see it?

  • @GoodAvatar indeed it is myth and bullshit

    certainly the modern creationist veiw is

    but the point with the bible is that it is the people of the time speaking their perception of reality

    and from an historical /aeological perspective it is of value for that reason

    without my having to believe

    also the concept of 'god ' revealed by a careful reading of the book is markedly different from that of modern creationists [ who would likely label me an agent of 'satan']

  • @whitesquirrel7 I'm sorry, did you say anything of value in this entire paragraph?

    What were you even trying to say?

  • @GoodAvatar

    I thought what I said was quite clear

    never mind

    perhaps your intellect is nearer to the minimal level seen in creationists than mine is

  • @whitesquirrel7 Your sentence structure is just set up in a way that I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic.

    I'm accustomed to arguing with hardcore religious nutbags, so I apologize if I didn't understand you properly, but it SOUNDED like you were launching into religious apologetics, so I could have made an erroneous assumption.

  • ROFLMAO!!!!!

    

  • Biblical science - funny.

  • LOL

  • Love it!

  • I'm taller than my mom and dad. lololol

  • I mean formulas not theories whoops.

  • Like, in my mind -- ok just throw the whole story part of the problem out and just look the geometry -- the algebra seems unnecessary. Six (thousand) and 15 (feet) both are divisible by three so I just see the thing in five segments 6000 is three parts & 4000 (the answer) is the remaining two parts. Math & algebra always seemed simpler to do by my own reasoning than the theories taught by teachers, but I guess other people just don't visualize the same way...?

  • girls these days are short with big booties and it catches guys eyes and hurry up n make babies by those type of girls

  • Do only creationists shrink to nothing?

  • @DoctorNociceptor Intellectually, yes.

  • Nooo, you are assuming that the degrade is linear. But gods punishments are eternal, thus an exponential decrease is much more likely:

    h(x)=15ft*0.4^(x/6000a)

    Of course it is only -one- of the possible functions describing this relation using the x-axis as asymptote :P

  • @Artwich - Using scriptural references from Genesis, mathemagician and biblical expert Imin Sinisterfeld, has shown that the height relationship is cyclical and is described by:

    h(x) = Ae^-x (cos Bx)

    Yep. Life has it's ups and downs.

  • @T3V4 It was uploaded by ozmoroid. Everyone should check out his videos, they are really good. And he is very active in his video comments.

  • ...and, exactly where does it say Adam was 15 fall?

  • Playing the devil's advocate here, one could say that the change in size is asymptotic to a certain height, and therefore diminishes by less and less over time. So this graph is technically fallacious, out of the fact that it makes a claim (that the size of man decreases linearly over time) without stating it.

  • @T3V4 I think you're missing the point.

  • Having attended one of those Fundamentalist schools for 12 years, I can personally vouch for the accuracy of this video.

  • "...Then we turn to Biblical science" I lol'd!

  • Being an Atheist does not make you a free-thinker, nor does being religious. Both ideas are closed-minded. I love how Atheists act as if they are thinking outside the box by saying, "I don't believe in God. We are an accident. Case closed." Free thinking? No way.

    We are aware of what we are around. We are barely a grain of sand in our galaxy let alone our universe. It would be ignorant for us to even attempt to "state" how existence came about.

    Darkness cannot be measured, does it exist? Yep

  • @SolidSnake3131 You are mistaken. What makes an atheist a free thinker is not " I don't believe in God. We are an accident. Case closed." What makes us free thinkers is that we don't blindly believe myths about our creation. We question our own existence, and search for the answers in nature, rather than put faith in an unproven story book. As free thinkers we certainly don't allow ourselves to be coerced into believing creation stories based on fear of punishment in the afterlife.

  • @SolidSnake3131

    "I don't believe in God. We are an accident. Case closed." Free thinking? No way.

    Except that is a straw man, most atheists wouldn't consider it "Case closed". Atheists don't claim to know the origin or our existence, it may not even be possible to know it as a matter of fact, however we don't claim " Oh, that's easy, it was all an accident, case closed! ", because that would be a position lacking supporting evidence.

  • @SolidSnake3131 "Darkness" does not exist. It is only an absence of light. Math and physics exists regardless of how big the universe is, thus, it is not ignorant to state that no known superstition has any evidence of existence here or anywhere else.

  • It's been my observation that oz a hemorroid tries to not be normal, or honest. 1-I've read several versions of the Bible and have seen nothing of Adams height.2-Goliath called a giant, was about 9' tall. 3-Archaeoligical digs that support the Bible also show that as man eats better and has less illness he has grown in height. Again another vid of the twisted ramblings of a spoiled 5 year old.

  • @daddyg321 Then you are far behind the apologetics curve.  See Nephilim free and others.

  • excellent!

  • Hilarious and educational.

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  • Too bad that calculation fails because we all know the world will end in 2012.

  • Hello,

    I am a Fundamentalist Bible Elementary School Teacher and your teaching of math using Biblical Figures was extraordinary. We would like to Hire you as soon as you are available.

  • 106 people are too dumb to know math...

    ... or they are christians wich is the same...

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  • I wish this had actually been an audition. mainly because I want to hear the creationist teacher interviewing you applauding. Nice satire though.

  • this sux so bad i thought i wanted to shoot him

  • Were you drunk when you made this video?

  • I am not a creationist but I'm kinda tired of clicking on what might be a random interesting video and seeing this kind of condescending horse shit. People need to show each other some fucking respect and then maybe they will get some respect in turn. JMHO.

  • @dabawla The title was not enough to let you know that it is meant to be satire? Or would you give credit to a creationist geometry lesson? (whatever that may mean!)

  • @dabawla

    respect needs to be earned

  • @Zuurkool1 True, however you won't receive genuine respect unless you can first show it. On this subject particularly I find that a hard line creationist is much more willing to listen to what I have to say if I come to them with respect. Understanding there point of view from there background. I know of many brilliant creationists that I have tremendous respect for intellectually. Just because someone is a creationist doesn't mean there a fundamentalist retard. Anywho, just my .02.

  • @dabawla

    I agree with everything you said, and still stick to what i said aswell

  • and i thought regular math was hard, creationist math is impossible, literally.

  • Shouldn't the horizontal line represent time, not "the ground"?

  • @Plur307

    It is time. He was giving the directive to draw the horizontal axis along the ground.

  • stolen from ozmorroid

  • To be fair, not a bad lesson in mathematical wise.

  • wait.....humans have grown! in the 1860's the average man was 5 foot 8, not it's 5 foot 11. Who's telling the truth! I'm confused!!!!

  • @theend1011 the height is almost only based on the amount of food. In the 1860's only the rich could ever become 5 foot 11. Length is used as a measurement of roughly how good the food was at different periods

  • I wouldn't teach at a fundir church for a thousand bucks and a BJ from Angelina Jolie and Adriana Lima at the same time.....yes I would ;)

  • Algebra is cool.

  • Is this a man or an old woman narrating this?

    Uhh, why is noahs eye his height, but for the others, its the top of the head. Plus, people are taller than they were about 1000 years ago.

  • Is this a man or an old woman narrating this?

  • ha ha ha ha priceless

  • WTF

  •  gee s :|

  • Where did you get that Adam was 15ft tall? wtf

  • @Brants10 "they were giants back then" Verse in Genesis

  • thats the worst video ive ever seen. big waist of time. i feel less smart just watching it.

  • @bradsam Given that you misspelled "waste", I'm not terribly surprised you're feeling less intelligent.

  • @GoodAvatar Ha.

  • @GoodAvatar

    the problem with this video is that the creationists will probably use it to calculate the date of the second cumming of JC [ as the moment when humans disappear, to help those of creationist level 'intellect']

  • @bradsam Read the bible. You be good smart then.

  • @MrKevMan smarter or a smarter ass you troll!!

  • @MrKevMan the bible is a mitical religious book not a science book, an according to the bible earth formed ten thousand years ago and they have no proof of it, according to science the earth is 4.5 to 4.6 billion years old and they have a way to proof it

  • You should move to Texas and run for the State Board of Education. You'd fit right in.

  • I've been wondering why this video was giving me deja-vu, and I think I actually remember now someone actually suggesting something like this to me, as fact.

    ...

    Poe's law. You can't make fun of religion: it already makes fun of itself.

  • @SexyMelon {Poe's law. You can't make fun of religion: it already makes fun of itself.}

    My theorem: Catholicism is its own cure.

  • You're doing math? Oh! Oh! I got this one.

    That's sine, not sin. It's just abbreviated sin (x) and it's the ratio of a right triangles opposite side to it's hypotenuse.

    The sin(mankind) = Opposite (thats the hight of man) divided by the hypotenuse (sloped line).

    Since 6 feet divided by a sloped line doesn't make any sense, neither does sin!

  • but the world tallest man is Bao Xishun (7 ft 9 in), born in inner Mongolia, China. wouldn't this mean that China has the least amount of sin

  • Fucking ROFL.

    Well done dude,funny as hell.

    Thanks for the upload.

  • did he dies?

  • Holy crap! I think he just proved that Jesus has a mini-me!

  • Perfect. You're hired.

  • @murrangurk I say this is a brilliant video! Anyways the funny thing is that average height of human populations has been increasing due to modernization and better diets.

  • @supersmash43 Shhhh, that is only a fluke of the las couples of centuries, please destroy the evidence of that since it could make xtians feeble faith quiver.

  • @orcodrilo lol they just can't accept reality whenever it contradicts with their mythology. I will not allow people to reality no matter how much it destroys wishful thinking.

  • the irony is, from a cell biology point of view, the larger an organism, the shorter it's maximum lifespan is.

  • damn

  • Adam's dick must have been 25 inches

  • haha this is brilliant!

  • ugh, it don't know what's dumber, the fact that "helium parties" were referenced in this video, that people actually think going to "helium parties" make them cool, or that this video actually sounds like something a creationists would say.

  • It is criminal what they are doing to those poor Texas children s brains! This is awful if it is true!

  • Truth by numbers! This is the funnier than the bible itself!

  • LMFAOOOO XDddd

  • where does the 15 feet thing come from?

  • @neomp5 God did it.

    *rofl*

  • @neomp5

    not the quran it is sure because in the islamic book adam was 60ft tall

    they cant both be right

  • @neomp5

    also

    even assuming the realtiy of the two statements

    that modern men are 6ft and adam 15ft

    why does it have to follow that Y=MX+c

    we know from archaological skeletal remains that humans of 6000 years ago were also round 6ft in height

    [ plus the story of goliath would support this ]

    therefore for it to be true that Adam was 15 ft tall

    the equation could not be linear but would have to be exponential at least

  • Does this work for the explanation of why my Penis is getting smaller as l get older? If it does then why are my other man bits getting longer?

  • Psh, the Pythagorean theorem is only a theory.

  • @D0ubleHelixFilms no its not a theory, its a theorem..

  • @cabot2jville2010 Creationists don't know that, do they?

  • @ReasonSharp haha, couldn't trust them to

  • Wow, Biblical mathematics. That is great. Keep up the great work and you will soon disprove Einstein's theory of relativity and establish the science of intelligent falling.

    Darrel Ray, author of The God Virus: How Religion Infects Our Lives and Culture

  • lololololololololol!

  • wow...if they couldnt be anymore retarted!!!

  • What is frightening about this video is that some people would see this argument as completely logical....

    LOL

  • the answer to the problem was actually 2400 years :(

  • Check your maths again..

    15 ft = 5*3 ft

    6 ft = 2*3 ft

    ratio of 5/2

    same as

    10000 yrs / 4000 yrs

  • More like Macaques

  • which line of monkeys is responsible for joe biden?

  • baboons

  • You assume a constant rate of shrinkage, but that is not biblically supported.

    And if Jesus comes in 2000 years, will that stop the shrinkage?

    Also, if we are restored upon the resurrection to our old bodies, does that mean that all the dead people from way back get huge bodies while we modern people only get six feet? Given population trends, the soprano section of God's heavenly choir will be too large and the bass section too small.

    And: Do large bodies take longer to burn in Hell?

  • @mhatlie-- hahaha!!!...good one!

  • Isn't this just comedy?

  • lol that was awesome

    *high five*

  • "Evolution teaches than we're getting bigger, and better, and stronger, and smarter."

    No it doesn't. You are just quoting convicted fraudster Ken Hovind.

  • Whats really pathetic is you just know that person figured you wouldn't know the quote.Because nobody on you tube uses Ken Hovind's videos to debunk him.

  • Hey Eye2EyellV

    Thanks for the comment Kent Hovind Jr.

    But Creationists are only getting dumber.

  • evolution teaches us none of that. brush up on your science.

  • Thanks, Kent Hovind.

    Now go back to your cell, pretty boy.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    No it absolutely does not, you fool. Stop parroting your ignorant creationist teachers and form some opinions of your own based on reality.

  • "The world back then had hyperbaric conditions when it was created, causing people, animals, and plants to grow MUCH bigger - creating the so-called "prehistoric" animals."

    Then where are the multitudes of fossils of giant skeletons and skulls of humans?

  • @twothlesswonder Incidentally he has a point, except that he doesn't realize that his point supports evolution. LONG prior to even the dinosaurs, the atmosphere was much more oxygen rich which allowed at least insects to grow much larger. Heh.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    By the way, means high pressure. I don't know how you aim to explain yourself here. Are you referring to partial pressure of oxygen in the atmosphere?

    Homo sapiens (humans lol) are the largest of the primate lineage, and the fossil record confirms this. Some of our recent ancestors were very short, like 3-4 feet tall.

    Creation "Science" also states that the earth is 6,000 years old. Give me a break. Read a grade school textbook.

  • wait a minute... creationists think adam was 15 feet tall?

  • Where is this from? I have heard it before but do Not recall the source. I thought it was stupid when I was still and adherent.

  • Wow, just wow. Who'd knew we'd be 3 feet tall in another 2000 years.

    Great vid 5 stars.

  • Satire. For the love of a-celestial-entity-with-no-spe­cifics-because-to-know-specifi­cs-would-mean-I-was-equal-to-s­aid-celestial-entity, it's satire!

  • lololol