Alt Text: Episode 7

[TheEggyomlet]

deos the mayday plumiting to ur death code count wen theres a bomb

[BlueReckless]

You do Dave Barry humor than Dave Barry does it, but you should still stick to your usual schtick.

[Sewblon]

pants, and never mentioned this incident again until now. Darn Youtube comment character limit.

[Sewblon]

You don't have sex when your plane crashes, you just masturbate. This one time I was on a plane, and the hydrolics gave out and we started spinning out of control. I figured this was my last moment on earth, pulled out my ding dong and started masturbating. The other passengers all took the hint, whipped out their respective sets of genitalia and started Masturbating too. Then the hydrolics worked again, the plane stopped spinning and we landed safely. We all put our genitalia back in our

[SiddifOnline]

you have a wild imagination… also QC in the background =D

[Libervurto]

Known types of YouTube comment.

1. Arse: type whatever angry, hate-filled slurry that is sloshing around your starved, steaming cesspit of a brain.

2. Smart Arse: trying to look clever by making a joke or berating other people and attempting to use long words you don't really understand (like "berating").

3. Parrot: repeat a line of the video and hope someone rewards your feat of comprehension with a thumbs up.

4. Thumb Whore: rally viewers to your cause (because you want a high ranked comment).

[Libervurto]

@Libervurto

That was definitely a #2, and so is this.

[agiar2000]

Wow, I never knew all this. Thanks for this informative video!

[AriasFco]

Just soo wrong, lol...

Months - Wrong

Mayday - Wrong

But a bit funny

[HELLLOOOOO]

Mayday, mayday, we're all going down :P

[YayapLives]

no no no no its 'Getting' not 'going'

:P

[Pandurai1313]

this is the most intensely wrong video ever. LOL.

[roran00001]

i didnt know may-day came from that.. oh well.. maybe thats cause i never experienced a plane crashing before.

anyways, he got the julius ceaser thing and months wrong.

it had march up to december without july and august. so 8 months.

Then julius ceaser added in july.

and his SUCCESSOR, Augustus, added August.

oh well, ur supposed to NOT believe everything some fat guy tells you. or u'd be no different from a CHRISTIAN VOTING MACHINE.

srry, no offence, but the christians were exploited for votes

[Beakerr0]

Okay, either you are jokingly being serious or you are the dumbest person alive. . .

[roran00001]

i am neither.

im saying wat parts the fat sadist got wrong. your not suppose to believe everything someone tosses at u like i said in the previous comment. it is a statement, or truth or fact.

and also, how am i the dumbest person? because i never looked up may day on wiki before? u know anyone with an account can update stuff on wiki, so i can write Washington is in india and half the facist americans would believe that.

[chameliondude]

Firstly it was a joke,

actually thats the point, get over your self,

nuff said.

Actually how is he a sadist? do u even no wat it means, and u spelled fashist wrong, wat u put meant they are against faces, i no americans, there OK with Faces. trust me,

Lastly, dont dis wiki, u try and create the 8th most viewed webpage of all time, and be kl enough to not put adverts all over it.

ur a twat, get a sense of humour and a life.

in that order.

[sprmrktpnkrcktvcmdy]

While I agree that roran is clearly on the shallow end of the brain pool, I find it endlessly amusing that you actually typed the sentence "u spelled fashist wrong" and hit post.

It's spelled fascist. You're both idiots.

[chameliondude]

cheers for the correction, im a newbie grammer nazi, so not that good at it yet.

and how the hell do you remember your account name, or anyone else remember it for that matter, does it stand for anything

[sprmrktpnkrcktvcmdy]

It's a line from an old Goo Goo Dolls song made short enough for an account name by removing all the vowels. "Supermarket punk rock television comedy"

I made it years ago and I haven't bothered to change it. It helps that I don't actually have to sign in to youtube more than once every couple of weeks.

[Saiga6]

@chameliondude If you were a Grammar Nazi, you would use capitalization and punctuation.

[SiraSpirit]

You misspelled "fascist".

[JorealConners]

Well, I learned something today.

[Stingchu1]

o lord, i am dying of laughter. someone put me out of my misery!

[Zepheric]

is that webcomic in the background Questionable content??

[helmus2000]

That is a pretty intense climax there

[jonthewolf]

ok come on,....... come on.

[Boleniana]

Is that Questionable Content in the background?

[SoulEater118]

Yes!

[Petrograd]

Wow, perceptive. Yeah, I think it is.

[checster155]

-in aw- YOUR AMAZING!

[vetmode]

Absolutely awesome, love the dry somewhat nerdish humor.

[eddiedrury]

been really loving these. would love to see ep 8 (hint, hint. hint, hint)

hint.

[NeutralDrow]

Wish granted!

[xBadSniper]

i can haz epizode 8?

[yomommaAho]

umm....wtf??? what a gay piece of shit vid...

[diglazerusdig]

Nonsense... Anal? Stop being such a mesh baleen vole.

[idoltopher]

WTF?MAY DAY! MAY DAY!i d on`t get it...

[hamdisbenati]

what he z talkin about exactly!

[bpedaci]

Everything I know about history I learned from Lore Sjoberg.

[roran00001]

he got the roman months part wrong u smou! august was named by julius's successor, augustus ceasur. julius ceaser himself only made july and june

[Lihinel]

You could have saved a lot of time by pointing out the right parts.

[12354blahbla]

soeriosly waht a a load of shit.

[testing4echo]

I'm glad I've subscribed to Wired. This is info that I couldn't have found anywhere else :)

[Tharkun]

Eh, I've never been much for the "making shit up" school of comedy.

[letsplaytwister]

another sweet ass episode, lore. i guffawed five times, giggled 15 times, chuckled 25 times and tittered 104 times (57 titters = 1 manical laughter session).

[ludwigious]

PROTIP: it's all false.

[punkrockpearl]

well...not ALL, I mean, yeah, the ancient Roman emperor was made up, and I hate coming off all serious but he's got a point about the 50's and 70's...Beltane actually still exists in some circles, no pun intended, and unfortunately, those people tend to be accused of the very same gratuitous copulation aforementioned in the video...which is looked down upon, of course, by the mainstream people in our society.

[Simko084]

Only problem is this video doesn't get to the point. The US May Day was intended for International Work Day which is celebrated in quite a number of places in the world, not for Beltane.

This video even does a poor job of explaining Beltane and, well, everything else.

This isn't humorous at all! And it definately isn't educational either. This is just ridiculous.

[tarhun]

i think it's hilarious lol but I guess this is just my type of humour...

[veandr]

No shit, Sherlock. I'm glad we have crack investigators like you to clarify that Lore is making shit up. I love Lore, but anyone who believes anything that he says will most likely get killed in traffic chasing after an errant ball.

[ludwigious]

oh, I see you hail from 1992. Welcome.

[sinjinnsinjinn]

man , i hte this video. there is too much nonsens in it and i didnt learn anything because there is so much nonsense in it that i dont want to concentrate on it too sort the nonsense from what might be real. if anything is real in it. this video fails for being too anal .

[BringbackSWATcats]

.....or the other kind- Heh, nice.

[Blurns]

May day sounds kinda stupid. Also, I see you like Questionable Content.

[Pand3mia]

cool

[THEVoLcOmStOnE]

I am proud to have a May Day birthday.