Ask A Ninja - Question 14 "Ninja Gifts"

[mysnapshots]

Hey you spelt ninja wrong! Only real ninjas know how the real way to spell it! It's like a certain way! I even can't spell it right!!!!

[Julym00n]

do ninjaz have ninja friends and can them ninjas have non ninja friends?

from dakota

[camwebsex]

jejejeje muy bueno estuve riéndome un buen rato

[camwebsex]

jejejeje muy bueno

[afrocurry]

A house made entirely of prime numbers!

[SpookyLaugh]

I can appreciate an oil painting of Abraham Lincoln mud wrestling Jefferson Davis on the front lawn of a house made entirely of prime numbers!

[WolvesLeader91]

gift card is a MUST HAVE for ninjas, cuz gift is also the german word for poison! :D

[kkonrad613]

my 7th grade science teacher luvs ninjas

[afrosamuria1]

pankackes are never a good gift lolol

[braderzzzz1]

i don't think he would appreciate a gift card from sainsbury's :S

[CommanderOfTheGrey]

Looks like I'm going to have to make a pop over to my local Ninja Mart.... Not that such a place exists...

[nydaimyo]

In the Tenchu: Stealth Assasin games I give all the enemy ninja poison rice balls....muhahahaha!

[mastergrivous]

what do u think obout susuke from naruto do u think he is a good ninja ?

[AinukeDetsu]

According to this video, I have alot of unsatisfied relatives.

[superboyag]

yo mama's a ninja (and a pirate)

[KabutoxSakura]

"like giving guns to Master Chief" sweeeeeeeeeet

[BlackGlass29]

I never thought about putting a bunch of worms on tape and giving it to someone as a gift :) now I'm going to..... O.O "Heyyy...buddy...I got you a tapeworm!"

"O.O...what..? Wha-.........oh, ugh...ew. -.-"

[CrazyLeafNinja5]

100 haters got killed by Ninja's Gifts of Death!

It was a gift box with exploding spikes!

[donesean]

P.s I challenge you to a duel in jedi knight academy. Bring all your ninja friends

[donesean]

Hey Ninja what part of show business do you not understand?

[helios5868]

I'd give a ninja a pack of that caffeinated candy, stay even more alert and not have to pee.

[PatrickStumpBeast]

I bring bears as gifts! :D ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[McDonaldWilliamT]

A tapeworm is a bad gift. XD

[xochequetsal]

His legs are crossed...girly ninja

[badjaeaux]

Thanks for robbing uncle Raja's camera shop the other day

[FOXSHIT08]

#LOL 

[chibakun72]

That tape snake gift idea worked great!

[cjsworld9000]

@chibakun72 lmao

[chibakun72]

@cjsworld9000 Don't laugh, its true. They loved it. Try it sometime.

[cjsworld9000]

@chibakun72 hmm i dont think so lol

[TheSpankymonkey]

The perfect gift for a ninja is for your life to pass away at the end of their fingertips. :-)

[CrazyLegion]

master chief is awesome



[zamzamzayd]

the biging is funny

[JayThaReal15]

I AM NINJA , HE IS NINJA , SHE IS NINJA TO, I AM NINJA , WE ARE NINJA! AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE NINJA TO ..... this haunted me all day i hummed it in an elevator & almost got ninjaed ... that was close

[walkingfunk]

guns to master cheif lol

[bioshock255]

i find the hard plastic math cards also make good subsitutes if you run out of gift cards.

[Izak609]

I see a gift card and I want to paint it black...

[paulsoulier]

jingo in moosejaw canada

[scalyeter]

its like giving gns to masterchief XD

[Jkroflcopter]

My brother likes to throw giftcards at me...

HOLY SHNIT MY BROTHER IS A NINJA!!!!

[SkippinAflame]

Haha I've been to Moosejaw!

[guardiex1]

if u gave boobs to dolly parton that cleavage would be like the grand canyon

[EmptyScorn]

@guardiex1

._. Dolly is a distant cousin of mine...I don't usually think of her in that way...Rather would not ever......Ever.

[bummer1238]

love the halo refrence

[BreakingBfan2015]

give boobs to dolly parton?

[Orlandafloozo]

The OP ninja looks like Tom Cruise.

[thejack374]

i cud give you black gravity boots. do you wont them

[UltimaPlayer12]

Oh, Gee, Thanks, another shurikan. What the heck am I gonna do with that? *throws it then hears CLANG and does a oh sh*t face* XDD

[taz18mythbuster]

Abraham Lincon mud wrestling Jefferson Davis in front of a house made completely of prime numbers? How does he come up with this stuff? Hilarious!

[locolade75]

I know u glendi91 and im a ninja spartan

[cookiehead2]

A yard of duck tape with worms on it, hahaha

[MrLandreth]

ninjas have pet dragons? how sweet!!!

[ldeadlylatino]

lol perfectly removed his kidneys

[geometrololi]

now ive watched 13 of your videos and i have decided......i love you dude if i could sub twice i would and i will so imma create a second channel to sub twice n_n

[flameninja456]

like giving guns to master chief lol

[themabin]

or guns to a black guy

[natheng]

Gift Cards do make excellent substitutes if you run out of Shruikens.

[Storm13Cloud]

@natheng yeah they do actually

[evilmaniak6]

give something black? please, its like giving crazy to Angelina Joline XD

[midknightbluez]

I had two of them one time and I did like this, "Hyah, Hyah, Hyah!" ....and they perfectly removed this guys kidneys.

[bobwatters]

a house made entirely of prime numbers haha omg wtf

[4GoldDragonWrestling]

Hey I live in Moose Jaw......... 8 (

[JackRussman3]

Like giving boobs to dolly parton.

[pabloeian]

"HIA! and they perfectly removed this guy's kidneys."

ROFL

[Anderswartz]

A tapeworm is not a good gift

[itubeyoudont]

GIFTCARDS!!

[LimeSqueaze]

giving master chief guns! XD

[sonicmariogurl]

sigh, she was kidding around >_>

[Icecrusher1230]

As a Ninja I'd actually enjoyi having another enchanted staff or a pike

[pojojo1]

You are no ninja

[Kagura95]

I own two dragons! They get along fine now. One lives in Canada while the other's in Texas!

[GreenNinja09]

My favorite one yet.

[programaster]

I live in a house made of cube numbers...is that as good?

[metalicpoo]

moose jaw is a real place trust me i live there.

[Rossifer09]

metalicpoo????

Do u shit metalicpoo????

Do u frame it??

Put it on ur wall???

[Gotrilliten]

it gets annoying fast though

[SARVronski]

yea, after you see like 60 episodes you kinda wanna to kill someone... but you click on the 61st :D

[veganthrope]

Snakes, give lots of snakes.

[garrett77777]

like giving guns to master chief.

[NinjaPrank]

lol i used to live by Moose Jaw and it is a crap town full of creeps.

[danieldeepspace]

go halo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXEmoRagdollGreyXx]

you used a GIFTCARD to remove this man's kidney perfectly rofl nice dude

[jcjohnson274]

oh crap i need to watch what i give ppl cause they can be ninja and kill me with gift cards lol

[Serasia]

Haahah XD Moosejaw is a real place in Canada he was right ^^

I can appreciate an oil painting of Abraham Lincoln mud wrestling Jefferson Davis on the front lawn of a house made entirely of prime numbers.

Must have been some builder :3

[msmerf]

I won't mind a pair of tap shoes..... lol! :)

[iMorphious]

do you already have a dragon?

[RaptorRush1]

oh noes! a ninja is going to kill me *throws a walmart gift card at ninja* "ONLY TEN BUCKS?!?!??!??!?!??!" well im pretty f***ed! <:D

[agent941]

soocks are preaty stupid gifts to

[CantaloupeKingMusic]

Wow, Gift cards seem awesome now that I know ninjas would like to recieve them.

[crazeebarbiegirlz]

omg this is my favorite video!!!!! if i ever meet a ninja i will make sure thats what i get him!!! lol.

[LAURIOX]

xDDDDDDDD

[luminoliolium]

AIDs is never a good gift, but it doesn't stop people giving it as gifts

always use a condom!

A better gift is a fat spliff

[MusicParodyParty]

XD hilarous

[shadowed202]

MINJAS!

[immortalassassin117]

its like giving guns to master chief!

[heresKAIDE]

"Like giving boobs to Dolly Parton."

LOL

omg.

[badman468]

Its like Giving Master chief Guns! XD

[fearofyomoma]

a tape worm is a bad gift

[XlongoX]

perfectly removed someones kidneys

[laurenax27]

in a house made entirely of prime numbers...

[loctos123]

lol like giving master chief guns

[hell1producer]

find a really strong piece of tape and put some snakes on it, thats a pretty good gift

[1080kelly]

Can you give a ninja ramen?

[SmoshRulesFredDrools]

no cus they dont eat food remember? they absorb energy from the power of the universe lol

[EnvironmentalTech]

Moosejaw Canada (real place) and a Halo reference, ha ha I love it !

[Glitch022]

o sure the package says forged in the belly of a pooka werewolf, wen ur starin down forty ambidextrous sucubi wit flamin pikes in there hands lol

[R0b22]

The pic of him at 5secs when he's holding up his left hand, he looks like Tom Cruise...

[destinedtoroam]

Hey, yeah. He kinda does.

[RaiderOfChaos]

expired bus passes, stolen pancakes and flying bricks XD

[markspade]

very very small shelving xD

[ohnoitsmangofett]

i think thats a real place

[saia100]

if u dnt want the shuriken ill take it mail it to me i need to kill someone

[shounenaifan23]

"Oh Gee, Thanks. Another Shuriken. What the heck am I supposed to do with this?"

XD

[zaxery10]

rotfl that was awsome lol

[UchihaMan305]

ROFL like giving guns to master chief that was priceless!!!

[Slab123456]

he has big hands

[seamonkylover333]

flying brick

[DarkBlade325]

Flying Bricks xD

[AndrewTobojka]

M4st3r ch33f lolololololol

[KingMenelaus]

I liked the reference to Master Chief. There is a lot of product placement nowadays though.

[raquelle08]

haha he killed a guy with gift cards

[matt4thebest]

his name joe "ill get joe" another time "a shirt that says joe is a ninja" his name is joe

[youmakemesickman]

Well even though I liked this episode worst one i've seen... oil painting of Abraham Lincoln I want one!!!

[attavw]

The total randomness is scary. Great movie.

[pwnthrower]

"an oil painting of abraham lincoln mud wrestling jefferson davis on the front lawn of a house made entirely out of prime numbers..." ROFL

[youknowmecollin]

gift card shuriken...  nice

[indigirl]

flying bricks. Who is he kidding? that'd be an AWESOME gift!

[MasterInsnity]

yeah. you could make a flying house

[dallymack]

Moose Jaw, Canada...nice props to the prairie folk

[Dam262a]

gifts cards...hm...

[ErisunaTokyoMewMew]

good to know

[hahalolrofl]

And if a ninja's in the middle, it's gonna be trouble :D

[cookiebakery]

"Oh gee thanks another shuriken

What the heck im gonna do with this"

LOL!!!

[joshuaboyt]

lol gift cards!

[RuckusAmsel]

a house made of prime numbers, what the hell that genius

[Orochimaru0032]

Abraham Lincoln...mud wrestiling Jefforson Davis...J.D. is my relative...seriously

[scaryodelingnome]

abraham lincoln is my relative. he will put the smackdown on jefferson davis.

[Orochimaru0032]

-_- i have the most respect for honest abe...but u dont have 2 be so mean

[scaryodelingnome]

im sorry, i was just kidding J.D. rox 2

[PhillyVans]

damn halo jokes :@

[alexiapreda]

Hahahahhahahaha, it s just awesome!!!! rofl

[DaJayman654]

"Expired bus passes"

"Unnecessary medical procedures"

Lmao

[vlammetjegirl]

i had two of them this one time and just hya hya hya and they splitted this guys kidney roflmaoa haha. And the present part: dont give duck tape with warms bad gift...but what u can do is tape n snack (roflmao what a difference)

[chrisfortmeyer]

"its like giving guns to masterchief" lol

[bunnirific87]

"like giving boobs to Dolly Parton...we already have plenty" LOL!!!

[Tuckerscreator]

Two things:

MooseJaw is areal place

and

They perfect thing to give someone that already has everything is a dumpster.

[spitblind]

"I had two of them one time and did this Hya Hya Hya"...... Clasic LMAO!!!!

[Quagmire42]

this one is really funny!!!LOL

[melrose53]

The Oil Painting Of Jefferson Davis Mud Wrestling Lincoln On the Front Lawn of a House made of Primary Numbers....

That was Brillant..Pure Brillance!

[grkjim]

lol dragons dont get along that well

[squid64]

moosejaw is a real place. i checked wikipedia. = )

[informant]

lol

[Selavies]

I thought ninjas never trust anyone i thought? The make it themselves?

[ChrisUrbie]

Don't forget don't give AIDS

[stiven23]

good one

[luftspiegelung]

kiss me

[stiven23]

oh jee another shoriken what the heck im going do with this XD

[Columbianbacon]

Shuriken, but lol all the same

[stiven23]

yeah it was fuckin funny!!!

[Tellmeimaninja]

Tap shoes,expired butter,European electronics, very very small ???, stolen pancakes are never a good idea, flying bricks,a kick in the face, unnessescary(might have slaughtered that word), poisoned greeting cards, a ??????? coffin, a tapeworm is a bad gift (lay out a yard of duct tape and put worms all over it). That's not a gift. Find a strong piece of tape and put SNAKES on it. That's a gift.

[wade419]

you're missing:

- very very small shelving

- unnecessary medical procedures

- a paint by number coffin

^^ lol ask a ninja makes my day

[tenchimuyo69]

"Its like giving boobs to Dolly Park, we already have plenty"

XD

[ILGAR93]

like giving guns to masterchief

XD

[tenchimuyo69]

Yet ironically, he can only hold two at once ):

Still funny.

[ILGAR93]

ironically in a kickass way

[tenchimuyo69]

I'll just take your word for it.

[ILGAR93]

lolz

[jsamiev]

So random but funny

[JaxonEW]

que le pasa a este tio???

[inchazon]

hay i will guess whit mi ninja powers that you play halo 2 in xbox live plz answer

[Swexecutor]

Bloody Brilliant ^^

[sporksandknives44]

Is that a hoodie?

[HaloChaos]

lol oownage.

[FilmChemist]

Pretty funny stuff!

[AZNgamer715]

Woot! Masterchief

[lololllololololol]

SAME HERE XD

[stiffbickys]

I AM OFFICIALLY ADDICTED TO NINJA