How To get All The Free Beer And Food You Want! ...From Sex Offenders

[xbobbyx420x]

People like you get people killed.

[MattitudeEra]

Sweet. I can get my butthole raped and have free food at the same time!

[AkatsukiMario]

hmmm might work...  I look like a little prepubescent kid. Joking.

[Geminaire]

lol

[ghostf779]

OK , HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT? WOULD YOU DO IT JUST FOR BEER AND FOOD? sounds dangerous.

[cuttock]

Assalam-aliakum.

Mr. Fiend, or Mr Arch.

Or maybe better to say, "Mr. Archfiend".

Perhaps, you would prefer "Mr. Arch the FIend".

Or maybe since your last video had spanish titles, you are known as Senor. Archfiend.

Wait...ok Senor Fiend.

Or how about Senor Arch.

Ok what was I gonna say?

[Dreambro1]

I dont understand this sexual predator stuff,,,there are just as many young people into older as there are older into younger, why do a person got to be a predator because hes honest about what he wants? MANY more out there want the same and to scared to admit it, they rather help throw stones than admit, hey, we all like young and pretty, BUT , Lets treat kids like kids and be better examples! Minors have urges, we got to teach em to respect those urges, not take advantage of them!

[Baaz2il]

True true

[666crusherdestroyer]

this would be funny if he actually had someone come over. i've seen to catch a predator before and i really don't need a ten minute explanation of it.

[TheArchfiend]

@666crusherdestroyer K, what ten minute video are you speaking of?

[AdvertisePlay]

I know I'm a pedophile because each time I play SMB2 for Nes I choose princess and then masturbate on her while she shrinks and being hit to death by a shyguy.

Really. I would love to fuck her when she turns short.

[AdvertisePlay]

Do you have a problem that I'm a pervert? Well, nothing, I forgive you, for what you did to that fucker, Ijustine and Shande Douchson.

[AnusreeAnvita]

huhany guys want to chat i feel sooo lonely

[baseball3500]

what if you are 13 or 14?

[STONEYEND24]

That was lame

[pencapp333]

Wow ok my iPod is being gay so I can't watch this because it's too late to go to my computer

[MeteGuebo]

Good idea but what if the perv has a gun? LOL!

[savemgs]

get a biger gun

[Mandalorx10]

Just greet them at your home WITH A SHOOT GUN! :D

[deathhhhhhh0]

you ever actaully tried this, bitch man?

[LeftHandGreen]

I think if I were to do your idea then I would blackmail them for like 500$ or an xbox 360 or something. Or they can go to prison and maybe get killed. Then after that I would save his email or whatever he used to talk to me while im posing as a child so I can chat with him posing as a different child and do it all over again. This could be the best way of income for me! Dunno if it would work though i dunno how to find predators in my area since I live in a small city. Pretty sweet idea though.

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

I think I would prefer to pay

[GoldsteinsBook]

Awesome.

[DarkKaizerWolf]

I saw one within this week about this cop who went 5 hours for a "13" year old girl. He got tazed, screaming like a pussy after. That was kinda funny.

[daniel25m]

WOW!!!!.but some hot seen hav been suppressed Lol !! here is its uncensored version vx7[.]rudevideos[.]info

[Bl4ck0p5]

Dude, this is so genius. I can have Taco Bell AND turn in a sexual predator! YOU. ARE. A. GENIUS.

[dukeofhazzard421]

me and some guys tried this but we couldnt get anyone onthe internet to be a pedofile

[twinkledryad]

@dukeofhazzard421 thats because Chris Hanson ruined for the rest of us

[deluxedookie]

on cops they can cover your face cuz you innocent till the judge says guilty.

on the pedo show there guilty just showing up and you lose that privlidge and you going to jail regardless.

[2econd2tage]

Man, this sounds like a pretty sleasy show.

We surely won´t get this kind of shows here - for a number of reasons.

It´s an fascinating idea, I have to admit.

But should this kind of exploitaition be aired on TV?

I haven´t seen this show, but when they presenting it like an happy-peppy tour de force with laughs and stuff, I think that they don´t take this topic seriously. Which they should in my opinion. Because those sickf***´s are not funny at all.

[greenSoldier119]

haha^^ how ill is that? Man he should mentioned that earlier in the video that he is just kidding. i actually was seriously thinkig about that.

[Newmicon]

Haha, well done

[poker454]

uuuuuuuuuum? Genius or disgusting? O heck its free food, WOOT!

[Kwinh]

I wouldn't do that.. the guy could be some kinky freak or some shit and jizz in the food.

[TheArchfiend]

Ooo.... that's a good point.

[Umwum]

I really like your videos (:

[iwannabethekid34x]

For once you were awesome ! ! ! Congrats. Thanks for the idea (i won't try this until i have a gun).

[dubexperiments]

my favorite episode is when conan o'brien was on there.

if you type conan to catch a predator,you can see it

if you havent ,or if you want to.

[DeadLockRants]

Booze, food, and imprisoning pedophiles.

Archfiend, you genius...

[gsa219]

please, take a seat

[Jonathanjon1]

neee-tow!

[gluserty]

i actually got in trouble grabbing the wrong ass in a supermarket checkout line. she happened to be fifteen, i was 26. oops. dumb move, and i picked the wrong approach in being personal.

[gluserty]

it wasn't a bad series; i don't understand what those people were thinking. i told you about my mistake, but that was a buzzed and dumb effort. it isn't an illness. for those guys, i wonder, "why aren't you getting what you want?" we only have one life; how come certain people cannot find normality?

[gluserty]

it mat take time though; some of these people are diligent!

by the way, i think chris hanson is a douche bag. the reporter annoys me.

[sprinks83]

Great Idea. But I'd actually want cash instead of food or drink. Ask em for a few hundred.

[MastersOfDisaster]

Dude, I already do this.. Don't expose my secrets, it might not work as much if EVERYONE is doing it!

[dorkchop2007]

I love to catch a predator

[Bistol13]

What I would do is ask him for a six pack of coke and a six pack of mountain dew, all in bottles. I would also ask for two 5 dollar footland and twenty five dollar fillup boxes, then i would ask him to come to a location and I would pring my numchucks and knock him out call the cops and get him framed. Then I would take all the food home and get an energy rush from the soda.

I would also eat all the food.

perfect plan(note this would probaly not work)

[SabinleRose]

This made me laugh so freaking hard.

[orgazm89]

fuck you man, you look like a pedophile yourself

[TheArchfiend]

lol

and if you ever watched To Catch a Predator you'd find out that pedos look like damn near anyone.

Nice try for the epic put down though. It's almost as if you have something to hide yourself about your desires and need to lash out on others that make fun of you. Hmm... Got anything you want to add Mr. innocent?

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

Shit I got me a 30 pack waitin' at the mal parking lot. See if that mother fucker will bring me some pot and doritos too.

[Boredom5740]

XD!

[therandomgamerguy]

lolz im sending this one to all my pervet friends...sooo yeah, all my friends.

[dubexperiments]

'to catch a lesbian'.

female predators on the run..

[silentgamer213]

INTRAPMENT!!

[TheArchfiend]

Spell check that word.

[silentgamer213]

Yea, it was more for childish purposes...

You probably don't care

[orgazm89]

this guys looks like a pervert

[TheArchfiend]

OMG, that is so clever!

What brilliant logic! Considering that the show To Catch a Predator proves that these pedos look like everyone under the sun.

But nice try with that epic put down. I cried.

[TJSurgery]

and your user name isn't remotely suspect.

[orgazm89]

u gotta be careful with this.. some mutherfuckers are crazy...what if those fuckers have seen this video

[HomocidalCanineK9]

@MB69RatedR

Hello, I'm a 14 year-old virgin. I have huge DD

boobs and I like it when people lick my VG, I'll let you if you bring over 9 chocolate cakes. <3

[SabinleRose]

im a 12 yr old wit dd boobs i join u if prson brings a mickey of whiskey too

[dukeofhazzard421]

i love you

[MB69RatedR]

Hi, I'm a lonely 13 year old girl who had an early growth spert, and all my friends make fun of my big juicy Double D breasts. Well, I heard you were really cool and funny, and I was wondering if you could come over and cheer me up. The doctor said this growth spurt would stop if I don't eat anything, but I'm sooo hungry, and I was wondering if you could bring over some Arby's and a Pepsi. I would really enjoy it! <3

[TheArchfiend]

That's good but you forgot to say that you are a virgin. Still good for a first attempt.

[MB69RatedR]

But that would be too obvious. If you really want to trick someone, you gotta act innocent.

[TheCrazyRedneck802]

lol! you should see the episode of Southpark when they make fun of the Chris Hanson Show. lol

[GODincarnet]

wouldnt that make you a creepo pervert tho?

[TheArchfiend]

No way. Adults talking to adults is OK. It's not like you are asking for nude photos from the adult. if you start sending the pedos pics of a 13 year old, then you got issues.

Free beer and FTW!

[fumado2000]

Of course it's just to get ratings

That's what it's all about.

That's the reason why they get closer and closer to the predator :D

[deght]

You're my superhero.

[chrisj128]

I like the sound of that show and there biggest fear is the cops? dam there nieve if I was a dad and found my son/doter with some 1 like that.... fuck they would never find the body

sorry about my spelling

[TJSurgery]

the show is hilarious. they let one guy go, then caught him online again the same night and arrested him the next day.

[TheArchfiend]

Yeah, I saw that one. Quite possibly the dumbest human being on the planet there.

[dannythesage]

lol i like that show

[Malfunction01]

ofcourse its very wrong. but in that program they are luring the perverts more than the pervert are doing them on the decoy. its not "to catch a preditor" its more like that other show "when the hunter becomes the hunted" or something from ngc :-). those guys obviously have a big problem and need to go to jail. i think in many cases they are mentally ill and there identity needs to remain secret.

[CrispyCritty]

lmfao... you had to make a video about watching that the other night. haha, that's great. xD

[CodeNinja1337]

Take a seat, right over there.

[GiantSandles]

pedobear.jpg

[mike5368]

i liked your ladder comment. send them down the street. let us get a good look at them. these people people deserve no respect and should be treated worse than an animal or a bug. i would want to that person so bad. but i do like free beer XP

[fiserman357]

Great stratergy! I should try this sometime.

[PunisherNGhostRider]

WHhhat? oh my god this is not only geniuse but.. "Cockasaurusrex" Is the best name of all time! That made me laugh man... Pff! CockaSaurusRex! man that was good!

[AmbulanceProductions]

Alright, pose as a tween girl who's hot for some dick...then when they show up take the beer and have them run through a gauntlet, then you get free entertainment. I mean the sky's really the limit here. I'm thinking of getting 10 predators together and having them do a dance off, or...Tunderdome!

[TheArchfiend]

Now we're talking. I like your style.

[delbomb3131]

i heard they get plea bargains by allowing the show to show their faces to scare other people from tryin to do lil girls and boys

[gnollbool]

Why dont you take a seat right over there?

[TehCupcakeBandito]

Just take a seat.

Go ahead, take a seat.

: )

[shadydawg555]

Arch, WAIT, I got a better plan. DO what you said, BUT, instead of handing over the transcript, BRIBE him. Threaten ull give the transcript up unless he buys you some more beer, GET all the free stuff you can. I think this can be even more bulletproof!

[bookittty182]

That soudns like a great idea!!!

[TheArchfiend]

Hell yeah. Pull the car up to Best Buy and get a big screen TV out of the deal.

[TheEnemyOfKira]

The best part is when all the internet predators start coming in and shooting themselves. xDD

[TheEnemyOfKira]

LOL xD I've heard of that Chris Hansen show, but never watched it. xDD I saw the South Park where Cartmen pretends to have Terets and Chris Hansen hosts his TV and Cartmen gets on it. xDD

[croblesky]

LOL I love the idea, but isn't this wonderful plan known also as extortion?

[TheArchfiend]

Yeah, but pedophilia is like ten times worse than extortion so it's all good.

[ePRO999]

Lately Archie has been like super manly. First teh porn video where you announced your love of lesbian pr0nz. Now this, where you're like "FREE BEER FROM PEDOS WOOOOOOOT". I applaud you.

[TheArchfiend]

I am a man among men and a true American hero. Let me just pat myself on the back.

*pats self on back*

[Noizpunk138]

Thanx archfiend !!!! ima do this right now im 14 !!!!! n i want some godamn burger king !!!!!

[He11sing920]

About the "lingerie for 12 year-olds" part. There is a very simple answer to that.

Midgets want to look sexy, too.

That's just my theory, though. I could be wrong.

[fmisback]

thunderstorm or somthin goin on outside there archie?

[TheArchfiend]

No, that was just the sound of my guns.

[patrifiedy2k]

Hey, I'm a teenager, and I like girls under 18, so when I grow up, am I gonna be a pedophile? Cuz man, they are HAWT!

[TheArchfiend]

Yes, you are. I am reporting you right now.

[patrifiedy2k]

OH SHIT! I read your comment just as I was hearing police sirens. They're coming for me. I is scared!

[sniper3300]

I like the show, and hopefully this show has scarred some of those people off from ever trying this. Bad thing is, that stuff happens with real kids and there is no camera crew or cops around the corner to protect them from those creeps.

[TheArchfiend]

I don't think it's scared off too many people because it's getting to the point in the newer episodes that half the guys know who Chris Hansen and the show To Catch a Predator are.

[ChibiFighter]

Wait so let me get this straight you can get free food and drinks by just doing THAT!!!!. AWESOME I could use some wendys right about now *Poses naked and posts it on a forum for old men to fap off of*.

[dorkchop2007]

archfiend FTW!

[Zeating]

epic video is epic

[6Anti6Hero7]

the archfied ownz for sure! LOLOLOLOLOL

[dbostrander]

what is this shows name lol i wanna watch it

[TheArchfiend]

I don't know. I forgot. But I only said it in the video three times.

[xxHazyShadowsxx]

Boughers,

Please.. tell me you are kidding..

You do realize that Marijuana does less damage than Alcohol, right? Stop being so naive. And just for the record: "Smoking" isn't a drug, it's a verb.

This video is obviously meant to be sarcastic. This is called SATIRE, using humor to take on a serious issue.

[TheArchfiend]

What?!  Who told you these lies?!

[theboughers]

dont tell me im smarter than you. lol

[TheArchfiend]

Ok. I won't.

[apop99]

lol this is awesome!

and i finally found out where you got your name from. I was playing Ninja Gaiden and they said "TheArchFiend" and i was all like ":O"

[TheArchfiend]

K, now look at when I started this YouTube channel and guess again.

[o0houseofbread0o]

I think the archfiend is just a sucker for

yu-gi-oh

[TheArchfiend]

Can you retype the "Yur mom" comment?

Oh, no you can't.

BANNED!

[strictlysega]

tis is a VERY old joke.. i remember it was done on the second season of Malcolm in the middle.. it was how the oldest brother (Francis) got a free plane ticket back to his school..(after heading back home while his parents were away at an Indian casino.) he pretended he was a girl and some creepy old pervert bought him a plane ticket...

[TheArchfiend]

...

[strictlysega]

wow kick ass comeback mate!! three dots... wow..

[TheArchfiend]

That's all you deserve.

[x21bx]

That's a good idea really. I wonder if anyone has ever tried it.

[lifelessgamereviewer]

I already did that, only I actually was 12. What usually happens is they either hide and wait for you to leave (expecting the kid) or they show up and run. It has worked before, but they'll probably warn anyone else who comes across the account you used.

[TheArchfiend]

Yeah, but my movie theater plan is flawless.

[lifelessgamereviewer]

True, but of course my favorite will always be actually having a little kid, and giving them an AK47. It always works out in society's favor.

[linkyoo]

Lingerie for kids... Yew

Excellent rants

[lilcricket1995]

cockasorasrex69 lol!!!!!!!!!!

[DaveTheUseless]

In all the time it'd take to do all this, you could work a few hours and get the money for beer/food that way.

[TheArchfiend]

Dude, you obviously don't know how to work the game.

You can set up an entire weeks worth of meals and alcohol just by sitting at the computer for a hour or two in one night after work. Piece of cake.

God, you are such a n00b.

[DaveTheUseless]

... What if they're bigger than my friends and I are?

[TheArchfiend]

Then play dumb like they have the wrong address or they are the wrong person. Ta-da!

[Shadow680]

Awesome video again, Arch! :)

[Ekmec]

Haha, I'm pretty hungry right now, I'm going to try that.

[Dropkick32X]

What if pervert is carrying a gun. They do that sometimes. Dangerous If you ask me.

[TheArchfiend]

Let me guess... you didn't watch the end of this video.

[apop99]

lol not yet... :p

[Dropkick32X]

No, I outta comment after finish watching

[TheArchfiend]

Happens to the best of us.

[Hulavuta]

I like Free Food

[frankro13]

can you tell me how to get free videogames?

[hellblazer116]

i used to get free shit all the time doing that shit until i got old....now i just go to casinos and get free booze and stuff

[madmandragon]

Omg, this is so funny. 5/5.

[bookittty182]

You ever notice that most of the guys that show up and the little actor boy or girls house are usually teachers, bus drivers or church pastors? Thats so fucked up!!

[TheArchfiend]

I know. It's like all the; teachers, bus drivers and church pastors I ever had got their own TV show.

Wait... what?

[vgfian]

Maybe the face-blur thing varies crime to crime. :/

[HashOwns]

pause at 7:14

[hellblazer116]

lolol0l another good came face by the archfriend! the man makes the best came faces ever

[bookittty182]

Chris Hansen is my hero next to the Archfiend of course!

[Awesomegame17]

The greeting and all is to embarrass the predator IMO.

I think it works when the guy comes in.

[zeldaplayer15]

you got possibility! you got good speech!

[TheArchfiend]

thanks, buddy.

[mannimarco3]

This video delivers!

[GifDude]

LOL cockasaurus rex!! "Hey if you buy me an xbox 360 I'll suck your cock"! I've watched a lot of that show.

I think they don't blur the faces so its more embarrassing for them.

Did you watch the one were that guy came naked?

[TheArchfiend]

Hell yeah. You can get any video game system you want if you try enough. Someone will bring you a 360 sooner or later.

[TheBarbzArcade]

Great video as usual, TheArchfiend!

[chaohord]

That's cool bro.

[horrogod]

Jealousy isn't the answer.

[chaohord]

Learn to internet meme.

[liveordiesaw3]

Chaohord, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to ERIkPwnedYou.

[horrogod]

For those reading this, ErikPwnedYou said:

U FAIL AGAIN

[TheArchfiend]

Banned.

[horrogod]

Your mum.