Taliban monkeys?

[hodriguinhohunter]

LOL

[lifeisgood1013]

I thought monkeys were the ones who created the taliban?

[ferienole]

wer wusste, dass nur bilder kommen?

[TheMujahid736]

NO HE IS YOUR FATHER

[josephmargaryan]

0:18 monkey thugs hahahahahaha

[mav3r1ck69]

0:13 aint Taliban..lmao ssssshhhh dont tell though

[dankhimself]

Dr. Evil gave the Taliban the idea, but they didn't have any shark or frikken lasers so they just got monkeys and AKs.

[MrSpud1969]

lol big gay moment at 0:30 wtf

[Aztecabrn]

gay moment at 0:30 wtf 

[SmileyFaceCSS]

What is next tigers with camo m14 stuck on their heads?

[JanValentine417]

i want that armor at 0:27

[BeHbJIu]

ahahahahahahah

[rockstarrist]

Obama didn't see this. If not, there would've been a war.

[Michie1456]

Damn there getting smarter

[EMJohnson97]

My right ear is lonely

[MrNinjaMittens]

@EMJohnson97 Now your ear feels like the rest of you!

[kyredneck362]

i dont like justin beiber. he scared by pet parakeet when he was on tv...

[iamgayge]

@HeavyMetalSocialist LOL, The evolution of Jaws :DD

[TheLegogunman]

KILLAAAAA CHPMUNNNNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OneSuperLlama]

Mark Walburg, is unstopable!

[jingxin1998]

fuck you!!

[AvtomatPruneJuice]

@urheadonastick THANKS! DUDE!

[JohnsonJimmy1998]

Call Of Duty Planet Of The Apes 4

[NJT97]

monkeys alongside arab people...... yup sounds a lot like terrorism to me

[starra0787]

@doomsdaystrugler Paranoid theories yes, Photoshop probably clipped video, I want some live action to believe this one!!!

[AdzScorpion]

So if all the Talibans are monkeys, then all the russians are bears?

[blackeroni]

Reminds of Aladdin and Abu

[YesiJay25]

Lol too funny

[refik112]

IMAGINE SUICIDE MONKEY-BOMBER !!! >.<

[cardboared84]

@HeavyMetalSocialist no just some very angry mutated seabass

[umidontno040394]

apes arent monkeys...

[MetalSights]

Wait, didn't the monkeys train the Taliban first?

[dangdong9]

vai loz

[doomsdaystrugler]

paranoid conspiracy theories

[bmister50]

They notified us of this on our last deployment that they were training them to climb the base walls and fences with explosives on them and to detonate when they were in the base?.....Also they were saying they were planning to jump the walls on dirtbikes and once inside they would engage us.....really?...c'mon now....

[blazer9166]

realy guns

[MegaGojira3000]

All Taliban ARE Monkeys.

[AvtomatPruneJuice]

@MegaGojira3000 lol not at your joke, but when i came to the video i knew atleast one "monkey" thought they'd be clever and type some lame ass comment like that. All of us were thinking that someone would do that, but the rest of us had humility and dont like cliches, with that said i hope you mature alot over the next years of your life.

[MegaGojira3000]

@AvtomatPruneJuice Go home and die, Halbmensch.

[AvtomatPruneJuice]

@MegaGojira3000 THANKS! DUDE! It always make me feel better when i know someone has become butthurt by my comments. Have a nice day, shwuler!

[MegaGojira3000]

@AvtomatPruneJuice Shwuler??? Your Name?

[AvtomatPruneJuice]

@MegaGojira3000 THANKS! DUDE! At least you have admitted your addiction! To shwanz/teil.

[MegaGojira3000]

@AvtomatPruneJuice Mein lieber Schwachkopf... if you want to write in german... LEARN it.

[AvtomatPruneJuice]

@MegaGojira3000 You dont know German, because if you did you'd realize shwanz and teil is slang for male genitallia, I have reason to believe you just go on google translate or something. "If you want to write in german .... LEARN it"

Anyways THANKS! DUDE! Everytime you get butthurt it amuses me. So THANKS! DUDE!

[MegaGojira3000]

@AvtomatPruneJuice "shwanz" is NOT a german word.

[AvtomatPruneJuice]

@MegaGojira3000 shwanz means tail, tail is slang for penis, YOU DO NOT KNOW GERMAN quit trying to fool yourself

[ismiismael]

@MegaGojira3000

tous les soldat americains sont des bouffons

[HotElectonePlayer]

@MegaGojira3000 Dont insult apes!

[FPSGREECE]

Am I the only logical one here. Don't train them to fight make them our slaves. Morons

[Popcap265]

@HeavyMetalSocialist Quote: "I'm FIRING MY LASSOOORR!"

[Popcap265]

I'm preparing myself now...

...with my next door neighbors cats...

[redelman43199]

The taliban themselves are nothing but monkeys. 

[Maridianokusho]

Nuclear weapons against Terrorism! Wipe them out! All of them!!!

[XxxUMBRELLAxx]

my right ear got lonley.

[alldud13]

Talk about animal cruelty man america are we screwd

[1000Choji]

Mark Wahlberg?

well were screwed :(

[Super21340]

hehe

[matt180497]

so marky mark and good vibrations is our only hope, were fucken screwed

[carllito12]

@HeavyMetalSocialist XD

[carllito12]

@HeavyMetalSocialist Austin Powers reference?

[carllito12]

chimps aren't monkeys stfu

[marlodi2003]

@carllito12 YES THEY ARE

[carllito12]

@marlodi2003 NO THEY AREN'T! Chimps are apes, and apes are not monkeys. Read a biology book sometime.

You are either dumb or just trolling.

[marlodi2003]

@carllito12 come on is a joke

[carllito12]

@marlodi2003 nope, you were cereal

[themafiaguy7]

if so, well bring them down to peta and blow thier heads off in front of the manager

[Sightles]

Monkey+education+AK47 with no stock = Planet of the apes remake XD

[sammylcv]

funny video :D :D

[msskyymackey]

My left headphone is not working... wtf ((-_-p))

[alexoprel]

hahahahh mark wahlberg ftw

[scarsforlife1]

how do i comment

[eck1973]

@scarsforlife1 not sure, lemme google it for you :D

[cocainmonster]

how do i subscribe?

[KALASHNIKOVFAN1]

How do I subscribe?

[MrNinjaMittens]

@KALASHNIKOVFAN1 Click on the green "SUBSCRIBE" button on the top left of the screen... or go to my page and click the big yellow "SUBSCRIBE" button... or if you see my blue lightsaber click on that! Thanks for watching!

[KALASHNIKOVFAN1]

@MrNinjaMittens thats crazy

[MrKalashnikov96]

@KALASHNIKOVFAN1 hey dude,you like kalashnikovs also, do you have any

[jpkcoffvevo]

lol ape laden

[xSabbz103x]

0:25 LOLOL

[Nathanlime2200]

pause at 0:25 "Genetically engineered monkey troops" Lol.

[greatbombs]

wtf



[zorohut]

LOL! Thats so lame!!!!

[11mrjarjar]

i am a chimp who was taught how to type and use computers!! anyways i have a message for you !! ou ou ha ha ha ouu ou ouu ha haaa! >:O

[LeagueOfDirectors]

Ahhh f***, I wanted a money

[futurepresident0205]

@LeagueOfDirectors me too man, me too

[mindsprawl]

I can see the headlines now, USA approves of monkeys in zoos.

[MrSuperScarface1]

Is that bin ladens daughter? Lol.

[TheTrueTank249]

0:23 what the hell? is america also using apes in their army?

[atxking27]

when I was deployed we heard rumors of this, lol and we always wondered if when we got attacked if we would see chimps running down the ridgelines with ak's and PKM's. lol

[MrNinjaMittens]

@atxking27 I'm sure you did... they had towels on their heads!

[NickNack405]

YOURE NOT FUNNNY



[vote4pedro775]

Don't give the government any ideas

[Lwyte17]

You ever see the movie Humanity? Well I'm pretty sure this is gonna be one of the alternate endings.

[Grafteef]

scientifically engineered super monkey troopers will rule the world

[MrNinjaMittens]

@Grafteef I hope not! Throw a banana at them and run away!

[SuckMyFishTail]

@MrNinjaMittens

i thought the video was funny and good pictures..(not to be rude or a hater) but that joke is pretty old

[HepcatNZ]

hahahahahahaha Call in TARZAN!!!!!

[Roynsam]

the monkeys and the chimps are motre human than those pieces of retarded islamic shit anyway...:) :) :)

[Gehellfire]

bullshit

[rantameclaren]

:D



[beagi1]

0:25 :D

[arber245]

/watch?v=TBqVZoO3k4I look is real hahaha. ;)))))))

[illbayneye]

all i have to say is lol.

[naruto198392]

29 people will like anything they watch

[massazuka]

KKKKKK

[coolsskin]

HaHaHa funny man!

[ahmedalsilwadi]

I hope they teach them right

[00myspace00]

stupid

[decoysk]

mark whalberg is a cunt !

[ImBigLamp]

when apes rise,Africans are our only hope,they will sneak in and poison the apes....without they notice.

[cblackist]

@ImBigLamp maybe you should focus on correct grammer before you try to make racist comments dickhead!!!

[karimzo21]

@ImBigLamp ROFL

[a1b26600]

@ImBigLamp a racist comment on youtube how am i not surprised

[ImBigLamp]

@a1b26600 lol,dude,its just a joke,im asian and 40% of my friends are black ppls,so dont take it so srs.im not Peter Chao.Ok?

[Hulksperm]

yea Mark's The man for the job...

[MrRich150]

Hdhhejjd

[TheTruth6080]

Yupp is the only hope we your Fucked

[christian1o812]

Awwww ;)

[Zack20008]

Complete bullshit. Spam this video for musleading content.

[kristapification]

shit

[fifanx]

This vdeo is just bulshit.

[debra2995]

you look good leaveing hanoman alone



[debra2995]

thats not funny but i wil laugh my head off if the monky dude shoots you in the ass

[4J2F0R]

fuck the super monkey troops, we have chuck norris!

[masterzoran]

"The Chinese newspaper The Peoples Daily reported that the Taliban are training monkeys to shoot ak-47's and sniper rifles to help them in the fight against Nato forces."

Then., there will be monkeys against monkeys- right?

[angelmtza]

@masterzoran No, monkeys will join forces to enslave us! XD LOL

[aarontsmall1975]

The Taliban "AREN'T" trained monkeys with AK-47's? DAMN

[prim29000]

how the hell is mark wallinberg our only hope he cant do shit hes a fucking pussy

from prime2900 lil sis

[MrNinjaMittens]

@prim29000 umm.. it was a joke..."Planet of the apes"... ever heard of it?

[genbukai123456789]

@prim29000 because he was in the movie planet of the abes...geez

[johnheaserjr]

mark walburg is gay

[usmc5131]

Stupid terrist. Monkey would turn around and shoot at terrist instead

[massivemak]

how they gunna stop a monky assasinating obama the usa training dolfins dont make much sence as political targets are on land 99.9 percent of the time.

[WooPigSooie0428]

if i was in the war and i was shot by a monkey that would be one hell of a story to tell the family...if i surivived. hahaha

[MrNinjaMittens]

@london4me1 At least you said please.

[TheMegahVideoz]

Such bull shit, 1) There's hardly no monkeys in Afghanistan or Pakistan, neither are their zoos in this corrupt country

2) Taliban's are retards what do they know about teaching monkeys

3) Taliban's don't speak monkey

4) they can just recruit poor stupid Muslims who want to go heaven with 72 virgins (which is never going to happen)

and 5) Just think about it, how stupid does sound, my 6 year old sister doesn't even believe this.

[ButterManification]

Well Mark better get on it, because I'm not fighting disease infested monkeys, for any reason. The main reason is because combat monkeys do not exist. Not Taliban trained ones anyway. I have seen a kung fu orangutan, however. No joke, it was in a Tang commercial.

[MrNinjaMittens]

@ButterManification actually militarized monkeys do exist! even the us military did training with apes they also tried to train dolphins to plant bombs on enemy boats during ww2!

[Nicholasishere]

@MrNinjaMittens they did successfully train dolphins to plant bombs and to also locate them on the sea floor in WW2

[xfgher]

@Nicholasishere locate yes , planting depends on how you see it . but they also trained dogs to take out tanks.

so chimps with TNT blowing themselves up , but for real warfare nope :)

[MrNinjaMittens]

@Nicholasishere don't forget about the bat bombs too!

[brookfacey92]

@Nicholasishere in ww1 the germans trained dogs to plant bombs too

[2010blackhawkdown]

@brookfacey92 i think ur mixing that up with the soviets in ww2, ironically because the dogs had been trained with soviet tanks during battles they blew up russian tanks instead of german

[zakaslam1]

the americans use monkeys too ? check out black soldiers in us army

[Skyguyfrom501legion]

@zakaslam1 Yes , thats true ahahahh

[SAVAGEGREENMACHINE]

@zakaslam1 fuck you faggot!

[jensde2]

haha funny monkeys