40 Year Old Virgin - Mooj Advice Scene (Extended/Unrated Version)

[party879]

He's totally getting pissed toward the end "donkey punch an' dee tea bagging!"

[izumianthony]

This indian dude is funny as shit

[CharlotteKM]

It's gets me everytime when he says shit-stained balls XD LMAO

[nobodysperfect06]

it's so much easier for a girl to get laid than it is for a guy

[jsbruzina]

It's not about tossing SALAAAD!!!!!

[8ingco]

aww i wish paula didnt stop him... it felt like mooj could have gone on for days.

[FasterThanYou321]

someone tell me what is a "Cincinnati Bowtie!" haha!

[Sovietbrad]

@FasterThanYou321

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie

from urban dictionary

[FasterThanYou321]

@Sovietbrad - whoa, that's wild. Thanks for the help. I'm gonna see if I can get the bitch to try that. ha!

[PsychotronicWar]

Alligator fuck house....

[8ingco]

there r just... so.. MANY terms ahahah hilarious

[VinceNphilly]

At the end "Please stop"...haha!!

[gaiusscipio]

My girlfriend is leaning english. So she asked "What's the Arabian Goggles?" Of all the things I have no idea why that hit her fancy. So we looked it up on the net and I gave her a pair and we both fell on the floor laughing our asses off.

[ajw17chelseafc]

Thanks to urban dictionary I know what most of those mean...sort of wish I didn't though

[crispycrab]

@ajw17chelseafc Rainbow showers sound pretty... Until you find out it's just getting peed on by a bunch of people.

[chemicalstylez]

BKK loves men!

[crispycrab]

What is 'ribbon goggles'?

[Raffi2006]

@crispycrab its arabian goggles nor ribbon

[crispycrab]

@Raffi2006 O_O

[horkusone]

Oh god every single time I watch this I laugh my ass off. I keep wondering how in the hell they ever got through this scene. If it were me, I would .tot get them to film Mooj alone and then just add me in. I would not be able to stop laughing.

Camel toe slide. Oh holy shit this is funny.

[psnthenation]

Wow just notice at 0:32 you can see he doesn't have his jacket on but a second later he does. Hollywood fuck up.

[butterknucklez]

Ensiferum, as in the metal band?

[Sanchoblade83]

Oh shit man you gotta get on that !!!

[tobymarp]

how the hell did they get through that whilst keeping straight faces?

[Gtaco94]

@tobymarp I'm sure they had to do it in segments

[thepostfk]

@tobymarp I wouldn't make it to the "Shit stained balls comment"

[jesper4868]

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!

[themightycelestial]

Yo, man,

why you always tellin' me to go fuck a goat?"

[briestoll]

WTF is a Rainbow Shower ! lol ... I love this scene ...

[JNMDeacon]

andy don't let it boder you

[zoltankissjnr]

Alligator fuckhouse! LOL

[sweeetghee]

I love how he just quickly bails at the end, that little fucking Indian hobbit.

[DarthZimmeris]

"the alligator fuck-house" -- i've never heard of that one before. lol.

[Yesiilikedrumso0]

I just discovered the urban dictionary site, opened up a new tab, and searched this video...

xD

[robohobo]

My girl loves it when I give her an Alligator Fuckhouse

[MrJudgeJackson]

@robohobo ha whatever. your a virgin

[robohobo]

@MrJudgeJackson I don't have "a virgin", so I'm not sure what you're talking about.....oh wait, you were trying to say "you're".

Learn english retard.

[MrJudgeJackson]

@robohobo what r u a teacher??

[robohobo]

@MrJudgeJackson no, but I'm definitely not retarded.

[MsGamer09]

what r u 25??....Im 40 years old...oh shit you need to get up on that man

[elmariachi109]

0:31 fail... he forget the jacket... lol...

[horkusone]

hahahahah Alligator Fuckhouse hahhahaha

[KingFuchisia]

This guy recently killed his wife....

[spikeman23]

It's all about connections

[9700541]

lol @ mooj's facial expression @ :23 seconds

[Alhamidawi]

anyone relized at 0:31 he's not wearing his jacket

[Gonzalo91179]

@Alhamidawi holy shit i didn't even realized that! good eye

[creins3r]

@Alhamidawi fuck me, u eagles eye!! thumps up for u my friend

[mrahamaday]

@Alhamidawi good observation haha thats weird

[crispycrab]

@Alhamidawi SUPER SLEUTH!

[alansmisclass]

@Alhamidawi

Also, notice the 2 salesmen in the background keep disappearing and then coming back again throughout.

[christianz2010]

@Alhamidawi hes just fast man

[JBhad5]

_Mooj Just Plz Stop_ ROFLx10

[turkandmebestriends]

no its not about butthole pleasures

[SiiCKBOiiSP4RK]

Oh.. my.. god.

He definitely knows his stuff.

I seriously.. can't stop laughing.

and obviously there are 4 people who need to hop on urban dictionary and get their lives situated.

[nikanj]

Anyone up for an alligator fuck house?

[jayubig]

LMAO " what are you 25, im 40, holly shit man you got 2 get on dat"

[IFernando100]

Lol, had to search the net to find out what a few of those things were..

[IIIB52]

i lost him at double decker pussies. I'd rather not know what it is, but since i posted this i guess im gonna find out..........

[kaluski]

@IIIB52...hahahahahaha...Now "double decker pussies" is when you stack two girls together...one girl on top the other and you go to work. Ramming from top to bottom alternating is a buffet. lol. This movie was well made I tell you. Hilarious!!!!!

[kairaw16]

u know being a virgin at 40 is not bad u dont need sex in ur life u can do without . Andy waited until marriga and we all should

[TifaniLabeouf]

this guy is a legend!!! its shit stain balls LOOOOOOOL! camel toe slidee!!

[ZLY1113]

4 people who disliked are virgins

[iloveursis]

ALLIGATOR FUKHOUSE!

[geniusbogger]

Da alligator fuckhouse!

[Furu4392]

let's be serious, Life is ALL about butthole pleasures

[moonerjamerson]

@Furu4392 so if you are a guy, i'm assuming you've just announced to the world that you are gay.

[plcj80]

HAHAHA the way he said hanging brain. Best man for the part. No one couldve done that better! So much feeling.

[eddym91]

i think its fuckin funny as hell when he raised his voice when he says " its not about TOSSIN SALADD" 0:29

[Madigstens]

urbandictionary(dot)com for all those who need some inspiration what this all measn!

[dom44444]

4 people think life is all about butthole pleasures, and its not about butthole pleasures

[dom44444]

1:07, you can hear either Steve or one of the crew people laughing

[iloveursis]

@dom44444 yeah, it was a quiet laugh! haha

[Pop2Lock]

"pussy-magnet" LOL

[Garrador]

"mooj just please stop.."

[drwheelusa]

Mooj forgot the one legged pirate!!!

[omartron]

fom the front he has his jacket on, from the back he doesnt have it on :P

[imao666]

Parties over! Let the virgin get back to work!

[angryface78]

lmao aahh funny, it sounds like his sayin rattle snake nigga

[elvengadorcerocho]

Surely Mooj would say GO FUCK A GOAT!

[fanniemaeflippers]

I LOVVVVVVVVVE that lil' guy!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[pjpless2]

4 people don't like Butthole Pleasures.

[hanoc101]

@pjpless2 I think they do - on the receiving end.

[chanceie12]

''I'm 40.... ''Holy Shit man you gotta get on that''! LMAO

[Nekoboi22]

Hanging brain haha....  did he say Donkey punching?LOL

[KyleCom]

Festering pussy hole I pump, pump, pump at you be kind leave me no disease I lust till my days are gone festering pussy hole Black juice from your ass covers my mouth and face penis, dick, cock, pussy, cum I kick and punch and fuck bloody baby's pussy eat my dick you ungrateful whore Killing pussy eater at night in the full moon asshole fungus infected maggots, pussy, cock I'll miss you.

[chrisfullofsteel]

its about CONNECTION!!!!!

[assmunch01]

It's funny how after 1:00 he starts getting deranged!

[kendrajayx]

I could've sworn I heard a little giggle at 1:08 ish lol....

anyway, that guy is too freakin funny!

[daluxis]

mooj got more loud when he started talking bout the rattle snake wiggle andd etc.

[daluxis]

rattle snake wiggle. hahahahahaahahaha

[MusiK127]

AHAHA TEA-BAGGING!

[redmercury75]

This is the funniest shit ever because one could never fathom this level of nastiness coming from an old Indian/Pakistani cat. I had to look up all the nasty sexual shit he was dropping. The alligator fuckhouse is an orgy in a shallow pool of water lmao!!! Classic shit. I want to invite that muthafucka to my party

[daluxis]

@redmercury75 thanks for da info

[MindFreakadelic]

Life is about the journey! It's about love and people! It's about passion and spirit! It's not about the rusty trombone ... the dirty sanchez ....the Cincinnati bow tie ...

[DrMotorDude]

Rusty trombone and dirty Sanchez - those are the best!

[blackspidey14]

I dont remember him goin that hard lmfaoo

[sweetscience85]

LOLLLLLLL

"GO FUCK A GOAT"

[xxxmarkzEDGExxx]

I like the way he says "and the SPIRIT!" ..."It's about the CONNECTION!!!!!" haha

[DrMotorDude]

Alligator fuck house, OK I can see that but what the hell is a hanging brain?

[Kayin1470]

@DrMotorDude it's a ballsack dude.... lol

[syphe101]

@DrMotorDude you can see that! I can't!! So fucked LOL I cannot for the life of me imagine what the Alligator fuck house is.....so funny

[ContraCommando]

Who wants da Pussy juice cocktail?

[JeDudeShow]

Jagged Head Dildos.. genius, Ribbon goggles, Pussy juice cock tails, double deckered pussies, cum swapping and hanging Brain, Aligator fuck house, cock and ass and tits, butt hole pleasures, rusty crumbles, rainbow showers, camel-toe slide hahahahaha, shit stain balls, RATTLE SNAKE WIGGLE hahaha

[KoolAnimations]

@JeDudeShow How did you memorize that

[JeDudeShow]

@KoolAnimations I actually typed it while he was saying all that.. hahaha

[0thatdudewill0]

@JeDudeShow rusty trumbone haha

[slipknotik69]

@JeDudeShow arabian goggles..lol

[TheRiceBall10]

@JeDudeShow lol i thought he dragon head

[grn68rt]

@JeDudeShow it's "rusty trombone" not "rusty crumbles".

[treeware]

@JeDudeShow Correction, it's not rusty crumbles, it's rusty trombone he says.

[ChillOutShockakon]

@JeDudeShow Arabian Goggles, and Rusty Trumbone. lololol

[iloveursis]

@JeDudeShow arabian goggles

[crispycrab]

@JeDudeShow Thanks. Makes looking those things up on urbandictionary much easier.

[knowhandedbob]

shit stink balls



[toophatpoyo]

Alligator fuckhouse. That's my shit right there.

[MrSidekick9]

cumm swamping lmfao

[MoneyR8]

shitstain balls

[3yearOLDcyberbully]

DO NOT BAG THIS VIDEO YOU HOMOSEXUAL ASTRONAUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrunchyFutons]

at 1:05 you can hear steve carrell start laughing XD

[n8vySEALspwn247]

This dude actually I heard is in jail for rape

[slugger1983]

He gets aggresive there at the end HAHA.

[blacksheep924]

Its funny how he gets mad 1:07 in

[destroyer841]

I got Mooj confused with the character Haziz who was just convicted of murder in real life. I was holy shit that old guy tried to kill his girlfriend? Now I know he didn't.

[errrrrmika]

hahahaha not anybody is a p.u.s.s.y magnet!! 1:17

[chickenchokedback]

its all about the rattle snake wiggle

[itzLeo]

shit stained balls lmao

[papabelardes]

Alligator fuck house! Donkey Punch! Tea Bagging! Holy shit i am still laughing! in fucken tears im laughing so hard! love it!

[crypie300]

Shit stain balls.. ROFL

[ChrisHominski]

i lost it at double decker pussies

[pimpinnevaslipin]

never heard of the Hot Carl. . but dirty Sanchez is a well known classic. . along with the Donkey punch

[StraightEdgeSkaterr]

im guessing a pussy juice cocktale iswhen the girl squirts in a class and u drink it

[shylildude]

he forgot to mention a mexican halloween, portugese breakfast, turkish snowcone, dirty sanchez, and filthy ramirez

[grimmenigma949]

@shylildude turkish snowcone... dear god.... what has this world come to

[94GWI]

pussy juice cocktails ? lmao

[bellydweller]

"it's not about butthole pleasures at all"

[Yankie33]

i dnt even know those ^.^ shit!

[00StangGT00]

Alligator fuckhouse lmao!

[tommysmalss]

I meant balls on the neck. You know what I mean. 

[TheSpursChamps]

whats a cincinatti bow tie?

[tommysmalss]

@TheSpursChamps A Cincinnati Bow Tie is when you reverse tittyfuck a girl and your ass is in her face. Your balls are on her face, which makes a bow tie.

[tommysmalss]

That Hot Carl and Dirty Sanchez shit is disgusting.  That's a little over the top for me.

[GuardianAngel5150]

Funniest scene in cinematic history man.

[brelfan]

Mooj was hysterical.

[Rattaurus]

LMAO!! ROLF!!!! HAHHAHAHA!!

[477DantheMan]

Shit stained balls jagged head dildos pussyjuice cocktails butthole pleasures doubledecker pussies camel toe slide rattlesnake wiggle alligator f--k house

[THEdisturbedONE17]

wtf is an aligator fuckhouse hahahahahahah comment this too tell me please if you know

[labatymo]

@THEdisturbedONE17 it's when you bit onto the girls neck and roll around on the floor while fuckin

[victorrain]

@THEdisturbedONE17 It's when you're inside the girl, she wraps her arms and legs around you and rolls around. You know like when an alligator snaps its jaws around then spins.

[ridgeisfresh1]

this shit cracks me up

[SingLikah]

LMAO!!!!!

[silverserpent01]

mooj: "double decker pussies.."

Andy: "okay..I..you know..double....pussies..

LOLLLLLLLLL

[MetallicSisters]

lmao

[leonard127]

hahahaha aligator fuckhouse.

[Carpet07]

Shit stained balls

[digitalpunk006]

It's not about butthole pleasures

[HairlessSalmon]

I love the way Mooj is getting carried away and his voice tone is escalating :P

[Cheburashka94]

0:30 and then 0:32 WTF

[datkidepik93]

@Cheburashka94 LOL WOW, maybe its just on the unrated version

[Uberboy07]

"can we just please stop" LOL!

[Blackplguebf2]

DId anyone notice that when Steve's back is to the camera, he's sometimes not wearing his jacket, and you can only see his shirt? It's at :30 - :40

[hazelojodiva]

Its not about butthole pleasures at all

[hermy3041]

Go fuck a goat!!!!!

[Lynk4Lyfe]

Lmfao! And the TEABAGGING!

[HairlessSalmon]

1:03 - I see an expression of fear on Andy's at the mention of the "Shit stained balls", LOL! :P

[SpectacularDud]

LMAO

[iHipHop]

hahah@mooj running off at the end. That just capped it off.

[afrodominicano23]

Mooj is fuckin crazy

[twlightsaga109]

why would people even say stuff they dont do

[ublec15]

pussy juice cocking Lmaooo! = D

[hammertlme]

@ublec15 cocktails dummy

[drwheelusa]

Mooj is da man.......

[InuMS]

Holy shit.

That grandpa has fucked some.

[aoeuuiaiui]

Damn that little indian guy has done some nasty shit!

[marinewifey25]

@aoeuuiaiui hell yeah!!!shit is gross!!