Honeycomb Breakfast

[IpsumWrectum1]

Me say...(altered voice) CHARGE IT, MA'AM!

[Prydan2k]

Missed teabagging opportunity at 0:11.

[TinnInches]

@Prydan2k or the fact that the chic didn't take advantage of the kids package hanging out for the taking @ 0:04

[Prydan2k]

@TinnInches More anus at 0:04?

[TinnInches]

@Prydan2k Good call, maybe subliminally that's what they were trying to put out (no pun intended)

[Prydan2k]

@TinnInches I think you're missing the big picture. Don't fall asleep when you have a black kid in your house, unless you want your credit card stolen and have to end up raising your daughters kids.

[TinnInches]

@Prydan2k Holy crap. Not even sure how I missed that elephant (white?) in the room!  Let us not forget about the inevitable br0 rape

[rockfreakmccool]

i miss that lion guy thing!!

[kct16]

is it racist that the black kid get the black fur. lol

[TrueSoreThumb]

@kct16 Good question. Maybe it's more on the hair-color. The girl's highlights went along with her Craver-persona. 

You think the execs talked about this during the storyboarding? B)

[TWill800]

@kct16 No

[lolSergio]

Google has made this catchphrase relevant again.

[Bieterman]

LOL @ 9 seconds.

[thecoolkid657]

NOSTALGIA ALL OVER THE PLACE

also, @LuminarNightblade, how would this commercial go about making kids dog-humping carpet wearers?

[perualonso]

The craver is a better mascot for Honey Comb than that wretched Bee Boy.

[TheHotdogjacker]

damn i forgot all about theses lil fuckers

[Scathe8000]

i remember this!

[nerdelicious5]

The Honeycomb creature kind of looks like a tarsier

[z3oneopenedmind]

I won't lie, these commercials did influence me to steal food as a child. But hey, kids will be kids. You gonna throw a kid in the slammer for being a little craver? I remember when Planet Lunch came out back in 1999 and I stole some chips, got caught, but the most they did back then was just return the food or if they're nice, the manager would buy it for me. Good times!

[MONOPOLY35]

Why did they get rid of Craver? Was he too controversal? All he did was encourage kids to eat cereal, a perfectly healthy food. They even resorted to taking him out of the Postopia games! Ice Burbs Frozen Bowling has an annoying polar bear now and the fighting game of honeycomb was replaced by a boring white kid character.

[TrueSoreThumb]

@MONOPOLY35

You know, I think removing the games would've been a better move than simply changing the games' contents.

Everything else? I don't run Post, so I can't claim what their target audience wants. I know that their old target audience might still like the Craver, though.

[eddieinbeddie]

@MONOPOLY35 Cereal isnt actually healthy for you. If you look on the box the amount of sugars, fats and additives in them make them actually unhealthy. Specially american cereal i mean omg youd be better off eating a bowl of chips.

[beatensenseless902]

@MONOPOLY35  i have a good guess... maybe it's because, hmm, i don't know, HE WAS FUCKING SCARY?

[finflame13]

So... wtf are they? Bears? Cats?

[LuminarNightblade]

these fuckers and honey monster are clearly a trans-continental team hell-bent on teaching kids to:

1) be furries

2) steal cereal

[TrueSoreThumb]

@LuminarNightblade And I think it's working.

For the better. OHHO!?

[LuminarNightblade]

There is clearly only one recourse left to us.

Suffer not the Honey to live, brother.

[TheSecondR]

@LuminarNightblade

Your comment made me laugh my ass off bro xD

[mellendezz]

whoa!!! i remember this commercial, didnt this commercial come out around 2001-2002???

[swirlgrrlele]

I'll KILL YOU ALL!!

[rescuehero942]

loved the mascot

[MujakiKid]

haha wow....i haven't heard the word hanus in ages. i think i actually forgot it existed! I'm gonna use it now. ...i totally remember that guy saying it too haha.

[titans08]

oh. man.

hanus.

youre so right hahaha

[NyorexDC]

Jajajajaja ME WANT HONEYCOMBS 1 XD

[MXdemex]

hmmmm. wonder why they took out the honey comb guys. perhaps mayby they scare the living shit out of kids?

[shazhead55]

i wish i had a mouth like the honey comb guys

[TrueSoreThumb]

Well said.

[JamminChicago]

OMG I remember these crazy guys. I luv em!

[zookagurl]

I totally remember this one. It's probably the only one I remember clearly.

[TrueSoreThumb]

I wish I had your memory as video instead of what I have-- the video I have here (above) is so blurry! D:

[psychonautsmaster]

hey could you find a honeycomb commershal about this girl turning into a honeycomb craver and then going inside a video game?

[TrueSoreThumb]

It's more like she goes into the game where she IS The craver, which's a bit more lame :/ But I guess so.

[psychonautsmaster]

oh man, cause those big mouth commerhsals are crap! i miss the morph commershals!!

[Kirbyfan860]

me too

[psychonautsmaster]

hey you know you should go and tell post to bring back those honeycomb morph commerhsals!!

[TrueSoreThumb]

I wish I could-- they'd tell me to go screw! Unfortunately changing faces just aren't that popular htese days in the USA :(

[matthew3alex]

"No Honeycomb?"

"That's hanyas."

"No cash?"

"Were hanyans!"

[vespabrothers101]

why do you need a big mouth for a small honeycomb

[psychonautsmaster]

i wish this could happen to me!

[TrueSoreThumb]

I know what you mean :) i would be satisfied with more like-minded commericals, though.. :)

[barber747]

TrueSoreThumb, I thought this was in 1999...I clearly remember this very well.