Golden Globes 2011 - Ricky Gervais Opening Monologue

[tejaboocock]

wow.... im telling ya - in england, this would've gone down a treat...

dont worry ricky, - I laughed ;D

[MacLabFever]

3:50 Steve Buscemi looks like he's going to piss himself

[deinvadder88]

3:12 Comedy-Gold.

[seanshad]

Ricky,, The best host .

[reydiyohed]

love this guy

[EdIsSoAwesome]

0:28 - Here we go

[LittleBlackKisses]

I really really, really don't like what Ricky said to Johnny. Well, with johnny's kind heart i bet he knew and understood it was a joke. Love you Johnny Depp! <3

[likeastarbaby]

i really wish i was there so i could laugh at his jokes, they were genuinely funny and all these touchy airhead hollywood folk cant appreciate it!

[Tsteve08]

At least he has the balls to stand in front of all those people.....AND make fun of them.

[jessed3290]

@ theghostofmayday - What brought you to that statement? What makes you say that? It's not like he was called up on stage to get an award and then started ripping on all of them as his acceptance speech. He was asked to host the damn thing! That's what you do. He's also a comedian, you know. Who the hell was he supposed to pander to in a room full of "celebrities"?

[theghostofmayday]

the thing about ricky gervais is that he is one of these celebrities who ( like elton) is just obsessed with other celebs and how he can relate to them in front of the watching world

[MirHassanProductions]

Ricky fries Johnny Depp here, I mean literary fries him, in the fucking oven.

[alonsegal1992]

who's he joking about at 3:18?

[Tishapoo]

@alonsegal1992 Tom Cruise.

[alonsegal1992]

@Tishapoo

so why is he known as a "famous scientologist"?

[retnuHDJ]

@alonsegal1992 Because he is?

[kiheitek100]

Brilliant monologue!! If their personal lives were not so exposed to the public, then Ricky would not have any material to brutally joke about. The one about Bruce Willis & Hugh Hefner is super embarrassing!! Good Lord!!

[ktbear000]

Hollywood really needs to stop taking itself so seriously.

[Cryout5200]

@ktbear000 <------ what this guy said, i mean seriously.

[quantumdude]

4:24 enough said...

[RyanGiggsOBE]

the look of dread when he walks out. love it. they should just be happy that frankie boyle isnt doing it

[ThePhantom135]

He could've referred to either/both Tom Cruise and/or John Travolta.

[Doggfair]

DeNiro's laughter at 4:25 is the most badass laugh I've ever seen in my entire life! Guy's BOSS

[LostAllegiance]

Steve Buscemi, "What the FUCKS GOING ON??!!!"

[SlyDog1314]

Loving the nonchalant suit adjustment at 4:30. Brilliant.

[jeffeastwood15]

Ricky, Kathy Griffin did the whole gagging-while-you're-giving-an­-old-man-a-hand-job routine in 2006 regarding Anna Nicole Smith.

[TheBorisfilm]

what is the opening music? does anybody know the name of the song?

[dilt4]

Americans are just..wrong.

[TheYTChronicles]

I can't see how some people cannot find Ricky Gervais funny! The guy is just so naturally funny

[socint74]

@TheYTChronicles He relies on shocking his audiences with vilification foul language and vulgarity to get a laugh.Some of us just don't find that particularly funny. I've had more laughs during root dental surgery wihout anaesthetic.

[TheYTChronicles]

@socint74 So why are you on one of his videos?

[socint74]

@TheYTChronicles To offer an opinion just as you have.

[socint74]

@socint74 

[TheDirtydrivingrain]

oh thank fuck you dont rule the world .when ya get that tooth fixed see the funny doctor abot getting a sense of humor.

[socint74]

@TheDirtydrivingrain It might lead to your making a significant comment if you had another go at sitting your kindergarten entrance exams.

[dtpcopycat]

@TheDirtydrivingrain I guess this is the main reason youre not up there

[TheDirtydrivingrain]

@dtpcopycat still lacking any humour there copy cat RG is an asshole but very witty and toatlly on the ball not like you well mostly

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[JOHNNY13DEPP13]

Johnny Depp's face at 2:18....He looks sad if you look in his eyes.

[Nielstm25]

4:35 "I warned him" Ahahahaha, absolutely cracked me up.

[ratchet1215]

Really surprised Gervais didn't go for the "Steve Buscemi--Walking Dead" association. Buscemi looks fucking bizarre, that shit is low-hanging fruit.

[ballickmoyler]

LOL. So UK forces were not in Afgan?

[TheMikeyg0]

Can't believe it - a room full of Americans that are not fat!

[MrSyrett]

@TheMikeyg0 that's liposuction for you

[1pieceisdareasoniliv]

LIKE. A. BOSS.

[LightStijn]

Did some of those celebrities bring their sex dolls with them? I see a lot of emotionless faces in the audience.

[properdumb]

@mashburnium. Well said.

[properdumb]

@Mashburnium. Too true bruv. Too true.

[SuperiorSwagon1]

His joke about Tom Cruise (He was the "scientoglogist") was funny, but Ricky is WAY more effeminate than Tom is. Truth.

[mashburnium]

Holy mother of fuck most of these celebrities are so fucking arrogant. They'd be laughing their asses off if they weren't afraid of the camera being put on them. Robert De Niro and Alec Baldwin are two of the few actors who actually had the balls to laugh at the hilarious jokes.

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

I think Hollywood needs some Preparation-H for all that butthurt they got from this.

[typoconnection]

geez, tough crowd

[1stToBeHuman]

Fucking Hilarious

[pablobeutelspacher]

735 scientologists

[settlepo]

#GODLY/EPICCCCCC

LOL

[iamcornholiothegreat]

LOL alec baldwin literally crying out laughing

[SufjanSays]

He got shit for this? I don't understand why. He was literally just telling the truth the entire time and making quick quips.  People in Hollywood can be so offended.

[TheMikeyg0]

My Filipino girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't effect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd still prefer it if she didn't have one at all!

[vegetablenut]

great opening

[Sibly73]

You can see the uncomfortable laughter coming from people. I don't know why he got so much shit for this, he was just seeing how far he could push it I think. I think these jokes would have been much funnier in Britain, because Ricky Gervais is accepted for having that kind of humour.

[Izlandzadi14]

That was amazing

[Autonova]

guy in the bottom right corner at 3:08

[educationalnut]

he's really funny

[alantennie]

they edited out "christs sake"... bit too far.

[JamesGod08]

Why do yanks love Ricky Gervais? He is an absolute moron, I suppose that is why. Please stop buying into this utter crap.

[skutface]

Yes. Just yes.

[iloveyoumrfrodo]

LOL the look on Steve Buscemi's face at 3:48 "Shit I hope I'm not his next joke..."

[TheRahulsingh11]

@iloveyoumrfrodo thats his normal face!!

[dogburndan]

@iloveyoumrfrodo he looks so scared

[boss180888]

@iloveyoumrfrodo he looks VERY aprehensive

[Nemejester]

0:32 HOLY SHIT IT'S ANDERS BREIVIK GET HIM!

[sf49ersrule]

how is he funny but Eddie Izzard is not?

[alexander33345]

@sf49ersrule who said eddie izzard wasnt funny?

[saumyab44]

"Christ's sake" got bleeped out? Wtf

[omifical124]

@saumyab44 Americans

[TheGuinnessboys]

@saumyab44 You know how you cant say shit in america anymore.

[Bimmer01234]

@saumyab44 uhhhhh he definitely says "Fucks sake"

[stjdtkzt]

@saumyab44 he wouldnt say christ^^ fucks sake.

[KBirk83]

Because it was such a bad movie with bad acting.

[utube793]

I dont get the 3d joke about Jolie-Depp....someone EXPLAIN PLZ

[kamyou70]

he didnt fuck around from star to finish

[BEANPOLE111]

Brilliant... not sure why the fuss.... if u don't want semi-edgy comedy, don't hire a talented comedian to do the show..

[TheJavaHub]

I love the way Ricky goes for shock instead of laughs....

[AlMulazimChannel]

@TheJavaHub

Ollie,, you should remake that corrupt video again not watching this !

XD,, i'm just kidding XD

[90Daaaannnneeee]

Hes good firends with Johnny Depp, The Tourist joke was good :)

[jaycr2006]

The master of trolling!!!

[tomholt112233]

733 dislikes by Tom Cruise

[juliansa74]

@tomholt112233 How did you know?

[TyberiusOSU]

My hero

[Mileneum69]

I love how nervous everyone looks when he's walking out onto the stage. lol Priceless.

[MegaCybershadow]

anyone els the sound stop working 3:06 and started working 3:08

[wogolfer]

@MegaCybershadow They censored him saying "for christ's sake"

[MightyAMF]

do those posh butthurt faggots ever laugh at anything?

[goodoldfrancis]

funniest man alive hands down

[finalflash661]

Balls of steel......

[0justcause]

LOL!

[rubix008]

he kills...



[LadyMN16]

really, he was too easy on them this year

[Blueknightex]

2:16 - Johnny Depp looked angry and embarrassed. His face is all RED. Poor him :-(

[misc25055]

@Blueknightex they actually are really good friends, if you can, look for the graha norton show, they are both invited =)

[gilless429]

@Blueknightex Actually he probably finds it funny. Might be a little embarassed still, but they're good mates.

[deanyyyyyyyyyy]

Buscemi was shitting bricks! thought Gervaise was gonna skit Boardwalk Empire lol

[JackHarkness95]

This man is the definition of 'not giving a f*ck'.

[gogolplex74]

Ricky Gervais is idiot

[BlackoMuiri]

Love the cut to Buscemi after "Walking Dead" LOFL!! HH HILARIOUS!! C'Mon Bobby!!

[pkokNo1]

@BlackoMuiri hes in boardwalk empire which was also mentioend

[probrojeffro]

OK, he's a comedian and he's telling jokes. J-o-k-e-s. What's the big deal? These people don't know of Don Rickles, Joan Rivers, Rosanne Barr? Come on!

[squigglzzz59]

these people are drones. seriously, how do you not laugh?!

[Blueknightex]

@squigglzzz59 because they're friends with these celebs that he made fun off. It would appear a bit too rude for them to open their mouths that wide.

[ultraschalker04]

that was legen... wait for it... dary!

[YoMissTinkerbell]

This is epic !!!

[unbound1978]

Regardless of some of the dumbstruck actors and actresses there, Hollywood cries out for this sort of thing. Especially the viewers that like to see the Hollywood big players get put in their place. Its just that it seems Englishmen, including Cohen, appear to be better at being intellectually crass and condescending than our American brethren.

[qsteve69]

Brilliant !!! but I suppose if you dont really get it then ur American I suppose...



[ryanjofre]

I'm american to the Bone. Love my Country and most of my relatives came over from England on the Mayflower. Rickys Humor isn't that complex that you have to have lots of British Blood like myself to get it!

Ricky Fuking Rocks. Robert Deniros reaction is worth a million bucks. God Bless Deniro and Ricky.

[hjm05]

i love how de niro react hehehe

[5teampunker]

He never should have done this a second time.

[blackroseblade]

ricki gervais is like a honey badger, because he doesn't give a shit. <3 keep at your awesomeness ricki!

[tissot233]

Best there is at the moment. Extras is probably best comedy series i have seen in past 5 years

[sancofa7]

This is fucking class....Ricky Gervais is a Legend

[totalwombatfan]

I love how all the actors sort of grimace as he walks on, dreading what he might say. Ricky Gervais is the best. "I warned them." Priceless.

[alauu1210]

Wow, that was awkward. No one laughed.

[DebisisRobustus]

@alauu1210 ....hmm...maybe it's because RICKY GERVAIS IS NOT FUNNY...AT ALL. you stupid morons who think other wise. I want to burn all of you for being so stupid with horrid taste in talent and comedy. DIE ALL OF YOU.

[Greatherlorre]

@DebisisRobustus Wow, your humour must be really intelligent and adult if you have to swear at us for liking this..

[alauu1210]

@DebisisRobustus Wow, u just might be slightly insane.

[YoMissTinkerbell]

@DebisisRobustus

Get a life ..

[BodomChildBreeder]

4:24 Robert deniro caking himself!!! lol

[lepplinlover]

I love johnny depps little smile after hes been burned

[tastystrawwberry]

So great

[wdsa8d]

i didn't know why the audience reacted like that to many of his jokes. they really weren't that bad

[me20708]

@wdsa8d because it's british humor and american's are more err senstive i mean just look at frankie boyle hope he does it this year

[abneresende]

everybody knows that Tom Cruize is GAy

[IngaFrid]

Ricky Gervais is now officially my idol!

[MilesDemetriaSelx]

love him so much.

[MrHanaf]

4:27 - 4:28 its that lily collins from the blind side?

[AnCoSt1]

Why did they pan to De Niro after that joke!!?? Lol.

[tempac91]

@AnCoSt1 To show his fake reaction.

[mbucari1]

@AnCoSt1 Becaause he was laughing his ass off.

[tulasi1997]

Hahahaha

[01thrilla]

Hahah Tell it how it is !!! hahaaha

[FatsPandaMan]

4:34 that facial expression says it all... :L

[tommathytorrent]

damn american's can be uptight! lol

[raiinlover13]

@thenobs123 stfu he was just asking a question.

[phussla]

he is probly the best roaster besides lisa lampaneli.

[phussla]

seriously ricky is the best

[rainbown20091]

Johnny Depp I loooooooooooooooovee you!! (^`0^)/

[Vityfied]

love the way steve buscemi's face is like oh fuck im next... @ 3:50

[beatloop383]

i like the way @ 3.06 ''JESUS CHRIST.....'' was edited out!

[JohnTheWolfBoy]

congress tart

[bollwoven]

I just came from moon conspiracy videos and I'm really annoyed that all the comments are about Ricky Gervais.

[fullysickrockstar]

what a legend.

[Dvugmann]

THIS IS ALREADY A CLASSIC!

A VERY FUNNY MAN!

[MarcusKiner]

THIS GUY IS RELENTLESS! I FUCKING LOVE IT!

[Hellendeppsptfan]

LOVE JOHNNY DEPP SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[cbearLblack]

"Don't worry, hold out. Just don't look at it when you touch it."

[frau4bzna]

the funniest opening i've ever seen!!!!! omg!! if i knew it was going to be this funny i would've watched, last year and this year. i never watch the stupid golden globes. who cares of the stars didn't like it, it was hilarious!! what balls he has!! bravo!!

[jayfeatherrox101]

i luv how johnny's just like. "Yeah, uh huh"

[felipeUT357]

Does Ricky Gervais make the voice of Stewie from family guy?

[RoadToDawnZ]

@felipeUT357

no.... seth macfarlane (who voices peter, quagmire, brian.. etc) does

[thenobs123]

@felipeUT357 your a fucking retard.

[cjs969696]

@felipeUT357

Lol. No.

[CATrickShot]

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