Christmas Ornament Thieves

[bluejeancreations]

I wish I had security cameras last night, Christmas Evening when someone stole my ice cream truck right out of my driveway. I pray that they were as stupid as your criminals, and that we will find it right around the corner in the next few days. I am really happy things turned out okay for you and you got your stuff back, I know now how horrible it feels to have something like this, especially at Christmas happen to you.

[sihks1120]

like that old saying goes there goes the hood!! america has truly become a third world country thanks to obama from kenya!!l

[mushroomhill]

any word on these fat bitches names??

[MrMarkRector]

Bravo to that police department!!!!! Its sick to see people stooping so low to destroy some one else s Christmas. I'm not a lawn ornament person myself, but I can appreciate the hard work that goes into such things. Again well done to the local law enforcers of that city.

[demoy1193]

But more importantly, why is Mickey Mouse on a horse a Christmas decoration?

[IslandsInTheStream1]

They have to be the most stupid fat dykes in all of Florida. I hope they do jail time for this.

[richardjeraj]

The reporter, Brandon Buyer clearly has a booger on his fingers that he can't stop messin with.

[quaisalittle]

oh so now people stealing ornaments lmao!!!!

[mushroomhill]

what are these fat fucks names????

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@mushroomhill

Like most thieves, they're being protected. No source (so far) gives their names. I say "Lezzie #1" and "Mullet Lezzie #2".

[mushroomhill]

@ChannelBelongs2Scott if you get arrested doesnt your name get thrown in the paper, like in the police blotter?? These fucking dirt bags are going to have move now anyway!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I NEED to know there names asap!!

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@mushroomhill

Usually they do, even for the most minor crimes. If I were them, I'd move to spare myself the humiliation. But it's also possible they don't give a fuck.

[leloodallasmultipass]

we was so surprise when da police was at are house. why dey know we stoled it?

this is mindbogglingly stupid. did they really? this is some kind of viral thing, right?

[mushroomhill]

AAAAHHH!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA... YOU FAT OBESE DUMB FUCKS HAHAHAHA!!!

[TheYoungTurdz]

Just another examply of our failed, union led government indoctrination centers, akd public school.

What greedy idiots!!

I'm glad the Family were able to get back their items, that held memories of a Father who is no longer with them.

[DreadfulControversy]

LMFAO, how do you steal decorations and put them on your house when you live ONE BLOCK AWAY!?

[fsxmantra]

worthless superstitious junks!!! hehe

[isobodari1]

cooool

[cristinapalmer3]

OMG cant stop laughing, one of the thieves looks like she is mildly mentally retarderd

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

Dumbest. Neighbors. Ever!

LOL!

[BarbItalia]

Only in Florida...lol

[johnosahon]

You are so dumb right now

[RicanfromPa]

Those girls got what the deserve.

[youpumpertube]

Another reason I hate watching local news. Their delivery and anchors SUCK.

[7ranc3Addict]

thank god they had a "SERcurity" camera

[jujulean]

NOthing screams Chrismas more than Mickey mouse on a horse!! Really.

[jhnsn101]

"Two thieves grab the holiday ornaments and run."

"Run" is an exaggeration...

[kvee119]

Behold! The Grinch has found his new public image faces..

[yurianne07]

typical day in Florida. if its not nailed down the "cockroaches" will get it

[QueenSemiramis]

Douche bags!!!

[Heartlikearock87]

really ? stupid fat bitches

[Rocketmama0206]

so they can afford to get their nails done but steal this family's decorations.

[Ebaumzworld]

Out of all the political turmoil in the world, these people decide to report on fucking stolen Christmas ornaments?

[BklynBabe]

they did a lot of things....but running was not one.

[germensano]

A mickey mouse in a F*cking Horse. LMAOF!!

[teaeyedoubleem]

Assholes.

[tokega]

Fat american pieces of shit... GOddamn...

[HaterzNevaDie]

Hilarious. Gotta be pretty dumb to steal them from your neighbors yard and put them up in your own.

[786baqi]

PSYCHE 101 says: this was a demand for attention, due to attention-deprived individuals OR gluttons for attention. after all it was set back up one block away from the victims house.....

[bynddrvn5]

Both women seemed to be rather comfortable in handcuffs and neither one had any trouble getting into the police cruiser's back seat.

These 'tards are used to getting caught, freaking master criminals right here.

[1mrdems]

Couple of dumb fucks

[ashbernie311]

SHERCUREHTEH CAMERA

[mayres13]

Morons...

[Riotboy1]

'Tis the season to be stealin'. 

[redsoxfan4ever2009]

Nothing smells worst than two fat bitches in the back seat prowler......

[lasercats5]

fucking cunts. 

[MrBillyofd1978]

Dumbasses that's all I need to say............

[macandease]

Fat bitches be stealing so they can go buy some McDonalds.

[DJLOUIEMIX]

"You gotta be a stupid motha fucker to get caught ! "

-Smokey (Friday)

LMAO !!