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@soaponaroapDG er, read my comment again, you fuckwit, that was the whole point. it wasn't a funny clip, these arseholes aren't remotely funny which is why they appeal to such a snidey little cunt like you. twat.
so good i cant syop watching it and my sister is getting pissed of loll my 3rd fav sketch after the kitten stomper and the bourn i dentity parody (or is it )
Yes!! I've had one of those Amstrad emailer phones for many years. The ansaphone won't go off and it's so slow online as to be practically useless, but otherwise it works ok.
'Ee by gum' is an expression associated with Yorkshire people, roughly translates as "hey, by God" - bit like 'strewth' for Aussies. They're making Sugar out to be a country bumpkin.
My god you brits are a ugly people. And HOW THE FUCK did the english language turn into this horrifying idiom?? Listening to the native idiom makes me want to rip my hair out. I cant understand a word you people say.
Shut up you Yank, America is the biggest pile of shit country there is, arrogant fat people, red necks that will have sex with their mums, people that think eating shit is fun, and people who speak like there on crack, we're the creators of everything good in your lives, without us you yank would all be dead. So go eat a fucking peace of shit you dirty little American.
Next time your watching TV, just think who made it... us. Next time you're with your family think were you ancestors were.
That's a tad harsh. It's actually quiet a decent conutry who have an obesity problem in a percentage of their population, and have updated peices of equiptment that the British invented. And to be honest, we'd be dead without them. And that's a horrible view of the heratige of American people; it's a mix of basically every nationallity in the world.
Though, they mucked up our laungage. Idiots. I'm British by the way.
A blind person can still find out about a country, regardless. There you are, you've just insulted a large majority of the people in the world, the blind, and the Americans. Well done you.
You're supercilious You're fired!!
huckleberrychops 2 weeks ago
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your orange and you're fired
rankingtrevor 2 months ago
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Fair play to Deborah Meadon for appearing in this sketch herself!
M1D2R 4 months ago
Your MUM smells!
MrBuch169169 8 months ago
Peter Jones is spot on. A smug twat who makes really shit jokes at every opportunity.
comanchio1976 1 year ago 4
fuuuuuuuunny!!
lonelysheep123 1 year ago
you smell, your mom smells
you wet yourself, you do big jobs in your pants
lol=}
crazyboy142 1 year ago
Alen Sugar just ownd the dragons.
Efcaz 1 year ago
9 people get fired
ImNotEvenaNicePerson 1 year ago
I wish they air this in the U.S.
TheTarrMan 1 year ago 2
lol you do big jobs in your pants XD
jake22nd 1 year ago
LOL super funny
nickyvegas1 1 year ago
Sir Alan Sugar is so funny(vote if u agree)
salmonish100 1 year ago
Sir Alan Sugar is so funny
samianish 1 year ago
alan sugar looks like sugar BEEP!
MrSplashdown2 1 year ago
lol love this so much lmao
MrClassicDoctorWho 1 year ago
You wet your pants.
You do big jobs in your pants.
TheChosenOne265 1 year ago
Love the way it just takes the piss out of mobile phones :D
Kyruis 1 year ago
LMFAO, He just fired all of them!
EmoAliKat 1 year ago
evan davies cockeyed twatt
tenseman08 1 year ago
"Dragons.. didn't really take to you did they?"
"Shut up big ears!!"
You do big jobs in your pants!!!!
TiSMOiABLE 1 year ago
AWESOME AND PERFECT IMPRESSION!!
dimecollector1 1 year ago
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!! The Evan Davis impression is absolutely hilarrrrrrrious :P hahahahahahaha
redantz87 1 year ago
1:16
alirig 1 year ago
youre fired
oohlalabamba 2 years ago
"your mum smells"
loool
houseg6 2 years ago
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rubbish. it's a sad indictment of Britain that people find these two twats funny.
seoulstar 2 years ago
@seoulstar well get used to it ass-hat, cause that's just about everyone.
soaponaroapDG 1 year ago
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@soaponaroapDG er, read my comment again, you fuckwit, that was the whole point. it wasn't a funny clip, these arseholes aren't remotely funny which is why they appeal to such a snidey little cunt like you. twat.
seoulstar 1 year ago
ive heard you on this gay program???
lordjoesnow 2 years ago
hahahhaahhahahahah this is so funny.
YOUR FIRED
garrethdavis 2 years ago
He woke up a bit early in the morning...
Alan, look in the mirror, you need some sleep, You're Tired!
dreaddraco2 2 years ago
"I don't make hi-fis that break down, I make people break down. You're fired!"
I laughed so hard at this!
Conway79 2 years ago 49
anova great sketch from the comedy legends, i love it!!!!!!! :)
kayakerAllen 2 years ago
His face after he said 'You're fired.' To 'Peter' was HILARIOUS! XD
'Sir Alan Sugar Puff Silly Peep.'
That made me laugh so much!
I love these two!
icychikki 2 years ago
Brilliant! Only these two could make it happen!
tomatzu 2 years ago 2
Ha ha ha! ''Seems like less e-mail, more ebargum-mail'' Fantastic!!
jumpinxjack 2 years ago
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Enemies of the khanate strung on hooks like pigs to slaughter, heads will roll.
Heads will roll, throats will be slit, blood will flow like springs of water. Heads will roll.
wankshaft47 2 years ago
We now know why your called wankshaft
Coxy85Leic 2 years ago 2
you're even smugger then him
your orange and you're fired
rofl
shannieswampert 2 years ago 5
"you smell"
"You're mum smells"
"you wet your pants"
"you do bed jobs in your pants"
HAHA!! the funniest dragons den sketch ever!!
DJxBash 2 years ago 6
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wankshaft47 2 years ago
That's "big jobs."
amarone1956 2 years ago
ah ryt.... i thought it said bed jobs which could be a euphamism for basically playing with her self...........
so what does it mean by big jobs then?
DJxBash 2 years ago
It means a shit. There was a comedy show that is no longer on, and on one episode there was a song about wanting to hold a corporate position.
However, the singer would refer to wanting to "do big jobs," and would then refer to important positions; one of which was chairman of ICI.
Kids in England will often say that they want big jobs.
amarone1956 2 years ago
i almost choked laughing at "evan davis", such a simple but perfect piss take (cant think of any other word)
TalonMercenary 2 years ago
alan has 800m
he has more money than them put together
ScottMyster15 2 years ago
so good i cant syop watching it and my sister is getting pissed of loll my 3rd fav sketch after the kitten stomper and the bourn i dentity parody (or is it )
gorrillatribe 2 years ago
0:53 amazin
shake1471 2 years ago
lol
PokemonPrincess100 2 years ago 3
absurd
LordNelson87 2 years ago
The only good thing made by Amstrad was the CPC range of home computers back in the eighties, but the Commodore 64 was still the best!
xesionprince 2 years ago
64,000 views go me ;]
EastMidlandsSteam 2 years ago
go where? :s
stk008 2 years ago 2
what
EastMidlandsSteam 2 years ago
lmfao! i cant stop watching this xD
revengerowns 2 years ago 3
Hilarious. Theo Profiterole. LOL!!!
PalaceMan888 2 years ago 3
I has an amstrad hi-fi and it was shite!
whonut 2 years ago
I dont make stereo's that break down,I make people break down..
your fired...............lol
killer
mrsolo54 2 years ago 3
harry and paul the best lol
thatbristolbloke 2 years ago
Yes!! I've had one of those Amstrad emailer phones for many years. The ansaphone won't go off and it's so slow online as to be practically useless, but otherwise it works ok.
drwinkle101 2 years ago
Ditto. Address book is great though!
fishiestory 2 years ago
u do big jobs in ur pants... lmao
sUpErHeRo15xx 2 years ago 2
I have always wished to see sir alan sugar against the dragons lol. I bet sir alan sugars worth more than all of them put together
jordanizAking95 2 years ago
That is a quality portrayal of Alan Sugar
joemc92 2 years ago
ahh mate! Your mum smells! lmfao!
Archaon6044 2 years ago
Paul Whitehouse makes a great Evan Davis
berlinmitte10117 2 years ago
your mum smells..LMAO!
Azhar04 2 years ago
didn't get the e-bah-gum-mail thing
MCSin2007 2 years ago
'Ee by gum' is an expression associated with Yorkshire people, roughly translates as "hey, by God" - bit like 'strewth' for Aussies. They're making Sugar out to be a country bumpkin.
kmfw72 2 years ago 3
Really? I've never heard any Yorkshire person say that, and I am from Yorkshire myself lol. Which part of Yorkshire does it originate from?
helmy044 2 years ago
It's a 'stage Yorkshireman' expression, a caricature. Like the stage Irishman who says 'begorrah'.
kmfw72 2 years ago
Oh right, cheers.
helmy044 2 years ago
you do big jobs in your pants lmao so funny
alrano91 2 years ago
Lol sir Alen is wealthier than all of the dragons put together. Or should i say "He is considerably more richer than you" : )
Weeble68 2 years ago 4
hahaa! i love it
sir alan sugar puffasilypeep lmao hahaha
jaskaren25 2 years ago
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jaskaren25 2 years ago
you smell your mum smells lol
synveng 2 years ago 2
'seems less e-mail, more e-bar-gum-mail' lol. i also like the kitten stomper that's rate cool!! :)
favonator5678 2 years ago
"you can't fire him... sir alan sugar puff silly peep!"
LOL
purgatoryfire 2 years ago 15
'Shut up big ears'
lol funny stuff
ashweedudde 2 years ago 3
e-bah-gum-mail :D
bl4ckflam3 2 years ago 3
LMAO
bl4ckflam3 2 years ago
You're orange. And you're fired.
frogpondium 2 years ago 6
Hahhahah :D
Uuris 2 years ago
omg roflmao! i`m fired
zapxlib 2 years ago
omg, this is the funniest thing i'v seen for a long time, 'ur mum smells' lol...
alihuet 2 years ago
your beard is ridiculous...shuddup your fired!!
Killer British Comedy!
mrsolo54 2 years ago
Pmsl this is the best xD
RubyQueen123 2 years ago
Your Orange!
Your Fired!
Mattglawz 2 years ago
lol this is awesome "Your mum smells"
:P
jakkapakka 2 years ago 2
Suger thus sent back to his market barrow!
racingrubberbiker 2 years ago
Aw man, I love it. XD
GenesisTrigger 2 years ago 2
donald trump
cod4boy45 2 years ago
Love it.
minutegongcoughs 2 years ago
your fired!
BadBoiDaz08Wolves 2 years ago 2
HAHA! xD
AlphabetEmma 3 years ago
your mum smells
binini1 3 years ago 5
GET OUT!
lmao
DubbleTrubbleBubble 3 years ago
lol thats well good!
rangerp4RS 3 years ago
ur fired! lmao
crazydude889387 3 years ago
hahahaha awesome
FallenGrace2905 3 years ago 2
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My god you brits are a ugly people. And HOW THE FUCK did the english language turn into this horrifying idiom?? Listening to the native idiom makes me want to rip my hair out. I cant understand a word you people say.
djthompsonrules 3 years ago
and that comes from mna fucking fat son of a hore bitch yank.
if we want to speak like that, we will, we dont need dick heads like you to tell us what to do, fuck off.
GlitchMediocrity 3 years ago
hahaha
britain ftw
Sum4dood 3 years ago 5
Shut up you Yank, America is the biggest pile of shit country there is, arrogant fat people, red necks that will have sex with their mums, people that think eating shit is fun, and people who speak like there on crack, we're the creators of everything good in your lives, without us you yank would all be dead. So go eat a fucking peace of shit you dirty little American.
Next time your watching TV, just think who made it... us. Next time you're with your family think were you ancestors were.
abs7210 3 years ago 19
That's a tad harsh. It's actually quiet a decent conutry who have an obesity problem in a percentage of their population, and have updated peices of equiptment that the British invented. And to be honest, we'd be dead without them. And that's a horrible view of the heratige of American people; it's a mix of basically every nationallity in the world.
Though, they mucked up our laungage. Idiots. I'm British by the way.
Hyrix6 3 years ago
ROFL, you really like America that much? Or are you just blind? xD
abs7210 3 years ago 4
A blind person can still find out about a country, regardless. There you are, you've just insulted a large majority of the people in the world, the blind, and the Americans. Well done you.
Hyrix6 3 years ago
Your blidly arrogant or... probably just fat. xD
abs7210 3 years ago 12
Just pull straws, the shortest one gets 'a fucking life', you first....
Great sketch top stuff :)
charliebad 3 years ago
You're Fired
gardenchild4life 2 years ago
your moms ugly
leftydabest07 3 years ago 3
Great comment, you f*ckwit.
MKRM27 3 years ago
lmao what r you talking about
leftydabest07 3 years ago 2
Love the way you move between 'text speak' and proper words. You're like a modern day renaissance man! ;)
MKRM27 3 years ago
lol ;)
leftydabest07 3 years ago
@djthompsonrules
Wha'n'Earth-a you onabou'?
Kyruis 1 year ago
lol
slipknotrules111 3 years ago
That make up of Evan Davis made me cry myself silly.
DeeperRootsProject 3 years ago 2
looooool u do big jobs in ur pants.
Arrunthegreat2009 3 years ago 4
it's all abpout the guy with the eyes at the end
tenseman08 3 years ago 3
Omg this is sooo funny!
Foggles 3 years ago
Evan Davis,Fuckin Hilarious.
Cock-Eyed Twat
Theo14Gooner 3 years ago
lol Evan Davis !
xertexxetrex 3 years ago
you cant fire me, im out
mrtalkischeap 3 years ago
I had high hopes for you but your just like the others-your grumpy, you're getting on my nerves now, you know what's coming... you're fired
LemonChavs 3 years ago 6
excellent slagging match!!
rosannahF 3 years ago
u do big jobs in your pants lmfao
harry & paul 4l yfe
wcpur3pker 3 years ago 2
Hahaha, "You can't fire him Mr Alan Sugarpuff Silly Peep." XD
Kintaro696 3 years ago 4
look into the eyes at the end, lmao !!
dpdisney1 3 years ago
you wet your pants
you do big jobs in your pants
ha ha :)
MrSlazer202 3 years ago 2
you can't fire him sir alan sugarpuff sillypeep!
this sketch is so great ;') makes me cry with laughter every time
remixodelica 3 years ago 3
love it
calvinjones 3 years ago
"You smell!"
"Your mum smells"
funny
weeandy888 3 years ago 2
LOL favourited.
joerlz12 3 years ago
Haha. Brillaint. Love it! 'You're getting on my nerves, you know what's coming, you're fired!'
Airmax766 3 years ago
It was a good idea, but the Alan Sugar voice impression wasn't that great.
asmodaiplay 3 years ago
I don't think that matters. If you are after crappy impressions, watch that Bremner chap.
MKRM27 3 years ago
Love this sketch,
'You stink' cracks me up everytime. haha
katewattsss 3 years ago 2