Scar!

[EmeraldFlame96]

I HAVE THAT GREEN GUITAR....well that's a lie--I HAVE A GREEN GUITAR THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT!! (her name's Emmy) <33

[hellokittygrl1397]

this is the first wheezy video i watched:) ever since then, i am a beardlover:D

[snoookie456]

You remind me of Dave Matthews...

[brokusstudios]

I need to stop watching Wheezy and go to bed...

[plugindave]

you look a bit like the dude from who framed roger rabbit

[NatalieMcMurry]

what's the whip for ;D?

[gustavotop10]

That was awesome with the domino!

[SpeedStackerG39]

Nice dominos 2:15

[thenorthmint]

that domino thing was amazing!

[Psyberologist]

Easily one of my fav vids, favorited after 30 seconds and it only got better from there! Love you, Wheezy!!!

[allamericanlifes]

Asome song

[aspie232]

I know whipping and cutting yourself, shouldn't be funny, but it is here. :)

[shimmertone]

you sir! Are going to the top of youtubers. You are amongst the greats.

[jeremywongzijun1994]

Stop talking about your scar. Talk about ur new couch!

[rorilium]

that outro was AMAZING.

[KINDspotting]

2:02 MY FAVORITE SONG!!! GO DEVO

[MissMariMiss]

You, Craig, are a hilarius genious! :D

[SSdetectiveagency]

Scar? .........MUFASA!!!!

[MegaBlahblahbitch]

Nice belt, don't chew on it.

[yllienverdes]

outro in this installment was brilliant.

[Nudelsuppe86]

where is the "wu-buuu-buu-bu"? :D

[taylorweirful]

Omg how do you come up with this stuff??

[123morganr321]

so you definitely got that scar from fighting with light sabres, and not from cutting your head in your sleep...

[Falcarious]

FIRST! Wait, am i late?

[SayonaraProduction]

Scarface :D

[SorchaaDoyle]

My left foot was shot outside my house in Ireland just sayin'

[ebites]

1st song: whip it by devo

2nd song: footloose by kenny loggins

...just in case anyone is wondering. =P

also, wheezy is awesomeeee!

[Sofia20R]

THAT IS THE MOST AWESOME OUTRO I'VE EVER SEEN!

[MrJaiLeeworthy]

Gosh wheezy too many videos about scars! One every two years and 207 days is far too often.

[ADoryble7]

AWESOMEST OUTRO EVER!!!!

[Oppiisnotcool]

Whats the song when he's sleeping? is guud.

[Skilkit]

There was no "Hey beardlovers" :(

[0101010101010101ful]

after i wached this video i went to my own dirty mirror and did the kissy faces..i felt 100% more attractive, thanks wheezy!

[TeukieLove83]

@2:15 the man has a lot of free time..

[chickenwave200]

the scars from the time you headbutted the sun

[toffelloveemrik]

2:14 for the best moment of your life

[mrdcfan1996]

i think this was sexy clone because hes wearing sexy clone's shirt and hair is the same ITS SEXY CLONE MAKING THE VIDEO

[0101010101010101ful]

@mrdcfan1996 omg....a conspiracy theory!!!!

[maddiefacecupcake]

YA TYEBYA!!!!!!!

[liduque]

greatest outro ever

[StormsRumblies]

The kissy faces, ah how do you think of these things

[KakiIsSoNinja]

he's wheezypotter.

[PickyMcCritical]

@KakiIsSoNinja I think harrywaiter is more appropriate.

[TheManny1212]

2:39 time for a pre-dinner snack... Mayonaise! It's good for you :D

[singing2themoon]

i laughed out loud so hard at the mayo knife spread on your forehead. NOT expecting that. thanks again for the laugh WW!

[rwyke1]

haha, quite amusing. true lol-ing ensued.

[wagbager]

Kenny loggings(sp)!!!!

[robotobor909]

i like your eyeyeyeye brows.

[zeenya3141592]

I loled

[XxBrighterLifexX]

IT CAME FROM THE FIGHT CAUSE THER WAS NO SCAR AT 0:08 In THE VIDEO!!! ♥ you and your beard and you scar (as newish as it may be) C:

[Shenanigans022]

Call me old fashioned.

[Daisy2177]

this video is taking forever to load *tear*

[elsalolz]

Awesome video :D :D

[mcrib10]

Whip it Good!

[izabel1395]

dlya cebyah

DLYAH CEBYA!!!

[TheRiffCalendar]

Ha! Sick outro!

[itsmemia1]

I actually have a scar on my forhead because i banged my head on the coffee table when i was a year old xD

[tommo258]

i think he has restless arm syndrome aswell

[Thoran666]

Look at me, I have a scar!

Shup up Harry Potter!

[Zoot101]

The pretzel joke cracked me up.

[aIIesanders]

the ending made me lol!

[chelden30]

wow it must have been really painful to make this video :(

[rockin2hellnheaven]

whip it! whip it good!! haha

[mastacor]

you got Ivan's voice from realmofdarknessDOTnet didnt you??

[87liverpool]

It was a clone, you guys. Original Craig snores like an angel.

[TheCovertConverser]

:O You've been cured of your snoring?? NOOO!!

[lilfroggyfrog]

Love me some Devo.

[KiddsockTV]

wouldnt you sleep on the NEW couch?

[ViolentMLG]

I miss my name is erl...

[Joshhasfreetime]

i was expecting a lion king reference...

[xBerceuseX]

Hey, Craig, I don't know if you know this, but you have a scar above your left eyebrow. Just thought you ought to know. :)

[burgerandfriez]

Craig, You were talking with your eyebrows again.

[MrTrumpettingmonkey]

dont worry it was just bondage clone



[phynx2006]

A scar, ahhhh run away, run away

[TheMonstersLiveHere]

Is that a new couch?

[porkydee]

lool commitment :)

[humsidah]

WOAH @ 1:21. In America, you guys have cupholders in your grocery carts?! AWESOME! no wonder you're all so fat. You eat while you shop for things to eat. LOLOLOL. i wish i lived in the states. Damn canada is only good for maple syrup.

[MariokartwiirulesXD]

Loving the Rocky 4 quotes xD

[Xalder1]

@wheezywaiter I like how I was going to say "why do I watch this hilarious stuff" but got lazy with typing... iPod touch typing is not fun typing. Typing is fun typing.

[RapScallion42]

@AlashMasry

Why? It was awesome, but you didn't do it.

[metalvocalistwanted]

these full contact beard slams have really started to take a toll D: aww the things wheezy sacrifices for his loyal audience...

[0candyfloss0]

Waiiiit a minute, what did the people in the shop think when you were throwing boxes of food at your head...?

[0candyfloss0]

FOOTLOOSE le gasp! I have been fangirling for the past week over Kenny Wormald! :D

[misshelenis]

Thumbs up for Dolf Lundgren!

[Bluebottle17]

Footloose ftw ;)

[Phanaoshot]

HAHAHA! You're such a genius, Craig...

[Viniter24]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what's the name of your previous vice president?

[harukagirl114]

You must be Wheezy Potter. The waiter who lived.

[KSaebinMusic]

@harukagirl114 Hahahahahaha nice one!

[engarde1]

i have a scar on the same spot!

[TheClaygirl1]

seriously thought, i love me some mayo bread

[mattritter007]

Press 1 for forehead PUNCH!!

[emzoidschannel]

Harry Potter!

[tommo258]

best.episode.EVAR!!

[MonkeyOnTheContrary]

How do you get your 'Weezy waiter' title video to be shown in one of his videos?

[MonkeyOnTheContrary]

Nice guitar

[Emmarald12]

The ending made me lol. *claps*

[FakeAndTrue]

I say whip it!

[shamz0rz]

Lol, you're so wonderfully, brilliantly stupid. I love you.

[AlashMasry]

Thumbs up for the Domino Outro!!!

[TheMatt7000]

Keep hitting 7

[maclilith]

thats it... he got alien hand syndrome!

check out wiki on it

[colleenb777]

HEY, THERE WAS NO "WUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH'S" WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING.

[Cyraxtwentyone]

Lightsabres dont scar people. or something like that.

[ThaDjensos]

Just grow a beard on your forehead

[Tinkerbird]

Is this something like peanutbutter-face from the vlogbrothers?

[TimorousBeast]

Curse you Craig!!! Now I have Footloose stuck in my head! It will NEVER END!!! Thanks for makin me smile, by the way. :D

[LionelCatz]

Are you sure the scar on your head isn't from a ferocious lion?

[xxStephyStellar]

Did you match your shirt with your guitar?

[happyshoppper56]

I hope you ate that bread 0.o

[rhiannon192]

I wish I had dangerous sleep music.

[TheHipsterguy]

CRAIG IS WEARING SEXYCLONE'S SHIRT. THAT MEANS THAT SEXY CLONE IS NAKED. OR SHIRTLESS... or just wearing different clothes

[MrShoy]

Sadomasochistic craig? nahhhh

[elusive73]

omg I'm laughing so hard at your nap.

[PeaceLoveEnmity]

wait...is that a new couch i see? why was it not mentioned?

[beckyboo098]

Footloose xDD



[namimi1412]

Thank you for this video. You made me so much happier just now :)

[vauxellx]

That domino effect was awesome wow

[Thaulopi]

I so like this guy!

[NikaziO14]

nice sleeping music

[KeithThee1]

this episode kinda seemed like his was overly self conscious...

[SoundNate]

Wheezy Waiter? ...more like Wheezy Whipper! Wahahahaha!

[GiveDares]

what are you doing?

[nerdra]

"Everybody cut-", huh? I see what you did there. Somehow I got that faster than "whip it"... 

[emmasayssmile]

when are you going to show another episode ty the regular guy?

[WillLOVESKaren]

Did you just plug FOOTLOOSE?

[Fantasiponnyn]

awesum video! :) oh, all the spreading makes me sleepyXD

[chrisjohn95]

name your beard as CAPTAIN BLACKBEARD

[laceypennies]

No, I gave you the scar when I found out about Scarlet!

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Morning smooches in the mirror. Rofl. You showed us Tony Blair now show us Dick Cheney! Jkjkjkjk. Or am I?

[emerzisawesome]

The dominos were epic!

[joplimat]

DANG! Dominos are awesome.

[supergamer2346]

That dominos thing was awesome.

[FlamingCamera]

Mayo bread!

[back4thefight]

if you're serious about getting rid of the scar put vitamin e oil on it daily.

[burgerandfriez]

Wheezy! Where's Today's Video?

[MAjYQSammi]

OMG, please incorporate more movie references like the Rocky one. I thought it was absolutely hilarious.

[jacobcoolguy]

Mmhmm

[dolafbrown]

Vitamin E: Squeeze a gel cap onto the scar as it's healing.

[Psychadelirious]

I think the clones are messing with us...

[tappinhippo]

I seriously had to watch that outro 5 times before I could properly move on with my life.

[Teriboberrie]

Lmfaoo

[ipodtouchgirl22]

someone had to much time on their hands for that outro.

[StarlightDreamer12]

Or maybe YOU'RE Revenge Clone. O.O

[SoDead89]

how did u get the scar? --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[bookworm981]

I think I see the problem

[NotAdiiii]

maybe you acquired that scar from a defective avada kedavra curse that backfired...

[KalvinKingdonsVids]

@NotAdiiii lol wheezy wizard!!!! 0o0

[leafygreentree]

Wheezy, wearing the green shirt with green guitar gives me thought if Saint Patty's day!

[SongsOfSirens]

That's my sleep song!

[Jppro8]

Hey Wheezy, you got somethin on your.. right there on your fore.. oh, ok, you got it with the bread. You're good! :D

[teampiratesaurusMLIA]

I SHALL LOOK THROUGH YOUR VIDEOS AND FIND THE EXACT DATE THE SCAR APPEARED!!...nah too lazy.

[UnknownNewYorker]

now you can feel like harry potter : )

[xoxkangelsxox]

Thats not a scar.. its a cut

[mikeysrose]

I've already watched the lightsaber video. You need to make another one. And tell CV not to take so long editing it this time.

[victoriamariar]

Loved the outro.

[IBeChelseaful]

DANCE

[Knightriders51]

awesome outro! do it again

[JimGabeMomo]

He's Craigity Craig, Craig with a scar!!

[nothingstar1]

My brothers both have scars like that.... My three year old sister was responsible.

[winkty10]

haha this is the first video I've watched of him AWESOME!

[DFTANerdfightario]

you should modify your scar to make a lightning bolt. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES

[snippers123]

simon is a noob

[gollyabby]

Will you date me?

[becrockroll]

I have a scar of my hip that still hasn't completely healed. Ah the past where I got hurt and in the future regret it...

[wocaocaoni2]

今は日本のご意見わマスか。～

[thedoctorbob7]

This video made me go back and watch the original scars video! Then I got sad because I remembered that Free Bagel Fridays is a thing of the past...

[tati13221]

nnm,n

[OmgNeub]

DEVO!

[TheMattwasherein1992]

hevesh ftw!!!!!