Robin Williams-Live On Broadway 3/10

[MaybeAmber13]

'Your playing 'Beat the Cock!!'' LMFAO!!!

[Lyra5]

no comedians like cats y

[xToAsTa]

@Lyra5 george carlin :P

[chabrastamepues]

Biathalon is like Norwegian drive-by!!! HAHAHA!!!

[DAVIDInitiative]

The loony is down today...

Oh, how SAD for you!

[MUNDY181]

"He walks behind concrete going YOU'LL BE FINE" at 9:18

[TerrorofDeath1229]

"You're playing beat the cock!" That could be taken so many ways. It just goes to show you that Robin Williams is a comedy genius.

[mvennettilli]

I did a search on 'skeeler'. Skeeler is... according to Wikitionary...

Dutch

Noun

skeeler m (plural skeelers) skate, in-line skate

Huh. Not far off the mark!

[JamesSCassidy]

I forgot how funny Robin Williams is...fucking hilarious.

[zoneforgamers]

MINE

[soccer6guy2004]

This year it was a Spanish cross country skeeler... Skeeler, which is like a skier.

"Are you a skeeler?"

"YEEASh"

Best recovery after messing up ever!

[DrNorake]

@soccer6guy2004 no one can do it better than him!

[Talucci34]

"Let's cut the four play, lets have ice fucking come on!!" AHAHAHAHHAHHHA!!!!!

[datasysxtreme]

BEST BEST BEST stand up ever :!

[sedona74]

GOD DAMN HES SO RANDOM ;) <3

[TheGman201]

@sedona74 u want random try Wendy Lieberman

[Premonition45]

"Do you wanna be on a box of Wheaties?" "No, Count Chocula!"

[mokshalovely]

I'm a Montrealer, and that was a pretty awesome impression of Cretien. I love Robin!

[TimeLord9811]

"I don't think we're in today pete..... Didn't make the deadline." lmao

[impnogre]

Is it wrong to be immitating "Dolphin Boy" right now??

[BrownEyedGirl5643]

"You know what? I want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass and go balls first down an ice chute. Ya, that will be fun!"

[OTremblay]

I'm Canadian and I laughed my ass off

[WarriorMigs24]

Classic Robin Williams

[elbronco80]

You know what? I want to dress like a sperm, shove an iceskate in my ass, and go balls first down an ice chute! Ja! Zat vill be fun!

[gship40]

Canadians beat america in metal count in 2010, And WTF Canadian $ IS BETTER THAN THE AMERICAN PESO!!!!

[kurayami32]

@gship40 Um...since when is MEXICAN money considered American? American money is counted in DOLLARS...not Pesos, you dimwit.

[lazyperfectionist1]

Which is the clip with the part about Hitler being gay?

[giranddomo]

"Playing beat the cock." xDDDDDDDD

[lokakuu1985]

Dolphin boy! XDD

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

this guy is great.

[ayllasousa]

the male cat history made me cry by laughing so hard. lmfao!! "what you doing?" "i'm shopping." x.x Robin Williams is epic!

[holmes1159]

@ayllasousa imagine if you have a whole sale on supermarket....

[ManMrCheese]

who's your daddy, who's your daddy, who's your daddy!! jajaj

[BoomBoy13]

@ManMrCheese its not "jaja" its haha you fucking beaner

[ManMrCheese]

@BoomBoy13 dude..i am so craving some beans right now its not even funyy..jaja

[BoomBoy13]

@ManMrCheese Do you have any idea how many beaners I've eaten?

[heartmulgrew15]

the only way pota a performance enhancing drug is if theres a big hershey bar at the end of the race XDXDXD

[Doley99]

I got Wood man, Im sorry :(

[VenusTears666]

"And there were ninjas on the fucking lawn trying to kill us!" LMAO

[dezfusion]

the part about the condom is absolutely freaking hysterical... i cry every single time i see that part....

[Willbotx]

"Marijuana enhances many things.... colors,tastes,sensations... but you are not certainly fucking empowered. When your stoned, your lucky if you can find your own god damn feet. The only way its a performance enhancing drug is if there is a big fucking hershey bar at the end of the run."

[Robmeistah13]

9:15 - 9:20 lol

[explodingcranium2442]

OMFG the part about the luge makes me LMFAO every single time!!!

[pearljamjammin]

and he drinks from the same bottle...

[TerrorofDeath1229]

"When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet!"

Such an awesome display of comedic genius, I couldn't stop laughing.

[Endo337]

DOLPHIN BOY

[Revinita]

He forgot lacrosse, which is still popular up here :P Its also pretty violent, so I wonder why it hasn't caught on in.... certain regions

[sopralto817]

@Revinita Well, everyone forgets about lacrosse...

[Revinita]

@sopralto817 Very true. But with the amount of people who watch sports in the hopes of seeing two guys try to punch each other out, I'm surprised there isn't more interest in a game where it's within the rules to hit people in the head.

[picturetakerperson]

5:35

[Lalansophie]

We weren't online we did lines my friend... And there were ninjas on the fucking lawn

[MUDSWAT]

You know what....? I want to dress like a sperm.....!

[killercat788]

canada is like a loft apartment above a great party

[raeven1212]

I love the line about your cat's still goin you're still an asshole you know that right

[raeven1212]

it's not only cats that mark their territory dogs do it too

[027220]

7:13 Same for Sylvester.

[027220]

2:54 lol.

[027220]

:21 - :25 lol

[11shahzaib]

get the tv hon

[Vampiress318]

I <3 Robin Williams!!!

[TxSxfunnychicks]

We dont speak with Eh at every senteces For all thos people that think we do.

[Hammboner5]

@TxSxfunnychicks no one gives a fuck

[penguin1818]

@TxSxfunnychicks we know it's just something to make jokes with. i actually like Canada my jokes are all in good fun lol

[the1wolfer]

"Marijuana enhances many things: colors, tastes, sensations. But, your are certainty not fucking empowered!" LMAOOOO!!

[Vampiress318]

@the1wolfer

The only way it is an enhancer is if there is a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run!

LMAO

[tess8110]

Marijuana a performance enhancing drug LMAO!!!

[canuck1980]

i'm never gonna look at ice skating the same way LOL

[Halo1138]

Yes, but sometimes the really great party gets out of control, gets drunk and burns something down, and the loft apartment ends up apologizing for it afterwards.

Robin Williams is indeed a god among comics!

[MrRobo956]

"Norwegian drive by" this is not LOL, it is laugh to the point of asphyxiation.

[xxaimpiratexx]

I just realized something....is this whole video on a laughtrack or are those real people? I know his other performance in england was all recorded laughing, not real.

[xXxAdi91xXxx]

@xxaimpiratexx : Can you trace back that info to a reliable source and give a link or smth? What exact shows in England had laugh tracks? I hope you're not just saying that to troll and mislead people, that would be seriously low

[ltuomela]

@xxaimpiratexx your full of shit...lol...robin never needed laugh tracks ever!...i mean seriously?...lmaoooooooo

[xxaimpiratexx]

@ltuomela lmaooooooo we already established that this video wasn't laughtracked, but the one of him performing in England is. its not his decision either way, its called producers buddy.

[xxaimpiratexx]

@ltuomela youtube . com / watch?v=KW2jSLuHlz4 without the spaces

[LupuArdelean]

no words

[WarriorMigs24]

There will never be anyone better than Robin Williams

[SpahSappinMahSentry1]

@WarriorMigs24 Go watch George Carlin. Robin is obviously very inspired by George. The best of the best.

[WarriorMigs24]

The best of the best are Robin Williams , Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby

[GECK077]

skeelers exist!

[peruzka]

"Canada is like a a loft apartment over a really great party"

[rax9x]

@peruzka and mexicos like the people who wer rejected and yet they get in

[peruzka]

@rax9x that's harsh man, harsh...

[rax9x]

@peruzka its a joke man, calm down

[peruzka]

@rax9x I know, don't take everything I say seriously..

[MarijuanaInMySoul420]

@rax9x hahahaha

[Junghi2234]

"you kno what? I want to dress like a sperm, shove an iceskate in my ass and go bowl first down an ice chute." best line!!!

[Krys12Kay]

"Marijuana enhances many things..... sights, colors... but you are not fucking empowered. The only way you're going to win on marijuana is if there's a giant-ass hershey bar at the end of the run."

Bahaha best line ever!

[Robmeistah13]

@Krys12Kay you missed "sensations"

[donnywhales656]

That aint water. It's Vodka.

[027220]

@donnywhales656 How do you know?

[harker85]

06:50 LOL

BLUUUUHHH!!!!

[NatureLover987]

Seeing him drink water every 10 seconds is making be effing thirsty too :P

lol

[jcathomas]

Are these your shoes? BLEEEEHHHHHHH

[sagesaria]

I want to be a skeeler when I grow up XD

[XevanTemplar]

For years and years I love this guy, he is funny and smart at the same time :)

[Ghostrebel017]

LOL!!! Norwegian Drive-by XD

[Holydiver2107]

@Ghostrebel017 Jævlig kult :D

[Brolytheultimate8]

Dolphin boy XDDD

[lukassnakeman]

luge ha ha

[acdc1132]

the war is finaly over i cant wait to hear about it in robins next hbo special

[Reaperluver]

"Put on a glove, man!"

"Cut the foreplay, let's have Ice Fucking, COME ON!"

"Marijuana enhances many things. Colors, tastes, sensations. But you are certainly not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet!!! The only way it's a performance enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run!"

"When did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hut? HE'S HUGE!"

ROFLMMFAO!

[Bot2Talk2]

Rob seems really nervous

[Taka014]

lets cut the four play. lets have ice f***ing hahahaha

[wyndcoyote]

would it be as funny if he didn't cuss?

[TheChymaera]

@wyndcoyote yes

[Cheesefan1123]

So many references to live at the met

[Ecofreak96]

"Skeeler, which is like a skier" XD

I've seen this over 100 times and it's funny every time!!!!!!!!!!

[HollywoodShinigami]

I swear this guy is on crack, he does NOT slow down.

[Tmateer1]

"Don't open your mail.

Why? There's white powder in envelopes........

REALLY?!? hahahaa

[TheJonyyyyyyyyyyy]

"we were'nt online we did lines and there were ninja's on the front lawn trying to kill us." brilliant

[shootthekitty]

i just realized...today is robin's birthday! HAPPY 59TH ROBIN WILLIAMS!

[PapagenoJuan2]

What are you doing ? SHOPPING!! hahhahahh xD classic

[WarriorMigs24]

let's have ice fuckin come on

[PhilanVortex]

They said marijuana was a performance enhancing drug

'Nuff said. Laugh

[salsfootball54]

Poor Canadian snowboarder, they asked for his metal back...he couldn't find it....it was around his fucking neck

One person in the world I would love the chance to meet....Robin Williams. Words cannot describe

[samyemma78]

"You know what. I want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass, and go balls first down an ice shoot. Ja! That will be fun!"

"I will flex my ass and go down the run!"

[koboldlord]

it's amusing how he disses that Canadian olympic team. Then two years latter we owned USA in gold medal count XD

[One800Tony]

@koboldlord good for you eh

[ryan7164]

@koboldlord This was done in 2002, genius.

[cmoonandstars]

moon around moon around..

[nephalos666]

"They took away his medal because he tested positive for marijuana which is kind of redundant number one. Number two, they said that marijuana was a performance enhancing drug.......ENNNNNN!!! Marijuana enhances many things. Colors, tastes, sensations. But you are certainly not fucking empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet!!!"

Lol.

[dd1995100]

@nephalos666 best line of the show

[LordTailnos]

lmfao We were't online we DID lines my friend lmfao!

[TheKwachner227]

Dont open your mail...

why?

theres white powder in envelopes...

...REALLY??!!! :D

lmao!

[Arthedain9]

there is white powder in envelops. really??

[raymondojoneso]

It's who's your daddy who's your daddy who's your daddy. Let's cut the foreplay lets have Ice-F*cking.

[SquishyKitty]

Ice fucking...HAHA!!!

[BornInTheWrongYear]

Are those your shoes? Bluhh! Love that shit.

[Shearillusion3]

We weren't on line we did lines! HA!

[Hockeyguy8541]

its that whos your daddy whos your daddy whos your DADDY

[InterEDGE]

ha ha you know the confederate flag is just a symbol of states rights?

sure, and the swastika is just a tibetan good luck charm.

i bet a lot of people didnt get that joke

[phatstud55]

@InterEDGE I got it. LOL. Robin is so funny.

[bobbysworld281995]

@InterEDGE i got it Robin knows history

[Craigipedia]

hard right mother fucker hard right

[toshiro130]

"When did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the hut? HE'S HUGE!" lmao thats what she said

[Hockeyguy8541]

are you a skihlor

YEEEEESSsss

lmao

[Hockeyguy8541]

rofl

[Hockeyguy8541]

lets cut the foreplay

ICE FUCKING

lmfao

[SpartanfighterX10]

hahahahaha "We weren't online we did lines my friennnnnd, and there were ninja's out on the lawn trying to kill us" . I said that to my family they busted out laughing like crazy people. lol

[Uraharafangirl]

I think he means rugby

[PitGurlie08]

I have one question that maybe someone will know the answer to...what is the "mutant form on football" that he refers to Canadians having in addition to hockey. I've watched this a billion times and never been able to figure it out...thanks!

[shelleybelley682]

Look up the rules to the CFL (Canadian Football League). It will make more sense then :)

[zvennen]

It may be Lacrosse

[Ryanatboulder]

the canadians play a version of american football, however i believe the field is bigger, and they are allowed more players on the field at one time. hope fully that helps.

[RCAFchicky]

CFL and NFL have different rules

[NJNJNJNJNJNJ]

"Put on a glove, man!"

[witchgirl4]

theres white powder in envelopes...Really

hilarious

[cavalierfan1995]

hey bob is that you car?

mine now!

[SpartanfighterX10]

A normal person would have to be on speed to have quick wits like that.

Robin Willaims is the best!!!

[ultimateiversonfan10]

come to think of it, it would be great being the man in figure skating. great perving opportunities

[StoneFenrir]

My favorite line: and there were ninjas on the effing lawn trying to kill us.

Classic, Robin Williams is amazing, although he does curse a lot.

[hattrickman32]

Yeah the ninja joke is my favorite too!

[initarf]

@StoneFenrir not as much as bob sagit lol

[IrvsZazza]

@StoneFenrir You want someone that swears alot, you should watch Billy Connolly, that crazy Scotish man

[mrhammer1777]

@StoneFenrir you said effing? instead of fucking? seriously?

[normanvonputz]

@mrhammer1777 its called manners, some people have them

[GECK077]

@normanvonputz why not FUCK??? is that allowed

[Hammboner5]

@StoneFenrir cursing is good,fuck!

[Entrophy1983]

ahahaha

The luge :D

[playmate659]

Robin is the best - thanks for shareing

[rosiemom112629]

I am sad to say that the phrase "Who loves kitty?" comes up in my normal conversation on a fairly regular basis.

[lwroolie100]

Norwegian Drive-by = LMFAO

[QuelDanas]

lmao i loved his improv wen he said skeeler instead of skiier

[QuelDanas]

good thing men arent like that! nice car bob MINE! lmao

[Tripnick]

3:37 AAAAAAAAHH!!! The Hersey bar reference. I fell off my chair at work-it was SO funny!!!

[irtimed]

I spit water on my keyboard during the Ice Fucking part.

[BLUTundGermany]

No Count Chocula!

[Business0ptics]

Elephant growth hormone! ROFFL!!!!!