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  • Muy bien el español! 

  • When makael says "I don't live here " IT KILLS ME ERRTIME!! LMFAOOOOO

  • Makael's beanie got snatched off. Almost choked on my food lmao!

  • makael that white thing on ur chin is killing me

  • I LOVE WHAT YOU GUYS DO! you guys are hilarious as hell and very intelligent. i don't think you guys are ghetto and if you are, well SO BE IT! at least you both are entertaining!

  • "Big baffoon, big ass _____, magilla gorilla!" lmao

  • SUBSCRIBE!!!

  • I came back to look at this vid just to say they got Beyond Scared Straight on Netflix and when me and my bf saw that woman's hair.... I did not think it was going to be that bad it scared the hell outta me!!!! She looked like she got that mess done at Shenehneh's salon. And the girl's version was good though. Those women scared me but that was a real eye opener.

  • Thumbs Up if you thought the big guy was gonna choke him with that cord @ 21:04

  • You got iPod mail @ 4:52.

  • Makael hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a I love u

  • I gotta agree with Kevin on this one, WSHH does make black people look bad. Some of the stuff you see is just ignorant and very rarely do you see someone of another race acting in the same manor.

  • This is one of my favorite shows i was laughing so damn hard

  • I disagree with Makael cuz baby I had my hair like Kandi's

  • Bahahahaha damn he pulled Makael's hat off lol

  • Omg delete the rude comment below me so fuckin ignorant I hate ignorance

  • Makael's face when Kevin said, "Rest In Peace to John"...was hysterical!!!

  • U KNOW WHAT IMMA NEED YALL TO SPEAK ON NE NE AND PETER,I REALLY THINK THIER FUCKING

  • I just had thyroid surgery and Yall got me laughing so hard I haven't even made it past the bad Ass kids part.....OMG....I a m hurting over here ....literally

  • Lol @ 12:33 '...and maybe a freshmen in college ' makael is hilarious

  • I friggin love you guys!

  • "sweetie aint gone say anything cause sweetie still wear micros" LMAO!!!! Makael had me rollin!

  • I only started watching basketball wives aka bitter ball bitches, after you guys talked about it. your reviews are so funny. you sld have done the reunion.

  • 50 cent die in accident :(

    News on my channel! 

  • Makael sean mother you are talking about had african twists in her hair we wear them in dc

  • ROTF " I DONT LIVE HERE" LMFAOOO Makael kills Me when says that LOL

  • MAKAEL YOUR...YOUR..BAALDDD omg like i knew but i didn't know!!! OMG

  • anyone of them could've got up and knocked the shit outta Gloria. And Shaunie O'Neal, who do you think you are to confront somebody about why they're not getting married. Like your marriage was so peachy keen. I mean for God sakes you were married to Shaq, need i say more, i mean hello. First of all he cheated on you, and how u let somebody that ugly cheat on you?" LMAO!!!

  • I would love to see you guy's reaction, particularly Makael's if some crazy inmate was trying to talk mess to u guys face to face lol!

  • LMFAO button up areopastle polo, and crimpy kinky hair baggy lingire I'm done!

  • kevin is like the turtle and Makeal is like the rabbit. Slow but sure, kevin in the end truimphs M with logic and wit. I LIKE U YOUNGINS...But, Kevin can be my gaybf & bestmate 4life!!

  • @rob2hot lol i wanna see what she look like :) [ in a good way ]

  • OOOOOOWEEEE :)

  • what had happened wasss ...

  • i wanna go 2 sizzle miami 2, will sizzle her

  • i just love da ppl n yall background they r way 2 funny!!!!!!

  • This is one of my fav video

  • BITTER BALD BITCHES, shaunie i dont like how she be acting always instigating and shit tryne pick on who she think is weak go head GLORIA hold ur own, jennifer annoys me with all her bullshit why is royce even on the show how u have a show that pose to be about wives and none a yall married the 1 that is getting a divorce but o yea u wanna get mad at sum 1 who push back there wedding. SHAUNIE how bout u put hoopz on the damn show since she gonna b a basketball wife.

  • lol ya'll got the names all wrong, lol lol

  • you better watch yo mouth !

  • I'm watching Beyond Scared Straight for the first time. Now THIS is the type of show MTV should be playing instead of Teen Mom and Skins.

  • Pause It At 21:53

  • I like how Makeal tried to change the subject off of Jennifer's new single. He know he didn't wanna talk about that damn single. Smh.

  • Reminds me of Kenan and Kel for some reason

  • @KGArtist Hahaha! I was saying that to myself the other day lol

  • I remember that happen in Kindergarten, teacher didn't do nothing. Can't do that now.

  • well sweetie is banjee cunt...lmao

  • This is my first time seeing The Skorpion Show and i must say that this shit is entertaining lol...................subbed

  • world star hip hop does make us look bad. i cant believe some of the shyt these people are doing. But it looks like its back up....

  • I love Makael's expressions when Kevin goes off

  • This is the most hilarious one yet. I don't know if I'm counting in spanish or what. CTFU!!!

  • How you let somebody that ugly cheat on you. LOL.

  • He looks like he got it with this ugly stick like three or four times. Hilarious!!!!

  • im sorry this is late but what u guys think of parnormal activity 2

  • kevin stop hatin on the black n yellow! still luv ya though ; )

  • i don't care for media takeout at all. ehh just not my cup of tea.

    i like necole bitchie

  • You have the nerrrve " usted tiene el nervio"

  • I LOVE YUR SHOW!!!!! KEEP IT UP!!!!

  • OMG I swear everytime I go to buy some Dereon jeans I be like "These ain't the ones Beyonce had on" lmao and I never purchase a pair. lol

  • Evelyn makes me sick. she is a hood rat from the Bronx so she needs to stop acting as if she came from ish...Jennifer said her dad used to pic her up in a Porsche. now was this Porsche leased or bought? Royce is a mess, she looks like a little boy and acts like one too. LMAO @ ur man is a pedophile. Humility...clearly these GIRLS dont know it.

  • Lol...Kevin you sound cute speaking in Spanish! ;)

  • LMFAO..Kevin is a Damn Fool 'Ochenta y cinco' ROTFL

  • That scared straight show was crazy as shit and what's fukd up about it is some of them kids still gettin in trouble! The little boy Sean mom's hair looked like shit on a stick! I'm over nene and her dramatics! She keeps the show goin but I hope it's their last season bcuz it's gettin tired! Lol! Royce has the body of a 10 year old! That was hilarious! Kevin I love ur eyes bcuz they are mesmerizing and they have infinite innocence! SHOUTOUT TO MAMA FUKN SKORPION !!! Media takeout is full of shi

  • i want green bay to win too... yay under dogs!

  • I like your shirt kevin!

  • kevin i have a question why you stop doing the timeline?

  • those women on beyond scared straight scared me. lol but it was sad how one of the participants had her mother as one of the women screaming at her.

  • Makael why were you upset about your head being shown on camera now??? You use to show it & you use to proclaim it was sexy!! So why when Kevin snatched off the beanie were you upset & demanded that part to be edited out?? I hope folks haven't made you feel insecure with their evil & mean comments!! Smh!

  • MAKAEL! when the hell will you follow me! @rcthat

    big ass Bey fan here!

  • VOTE BEYONCE SHE DESERVES THE GRAMMY FOR THIS CATEGORY- BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE FOR HALO!

  • VOTE BEYONCE SHE DESERVES THE GRAMMY FOR THIS CATEGORY- BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE FOR HALO!

  • You'd stop your argument when you realize that the fat cats that own MTO assumed ownership of WSHH last year. So when one goes down, the other is sure to follow suit, trust......

  • VOTE BEYONCE SHE DESERVES THE GRAMMY FOR THIS CATEGORY- BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE FOR HALO!

  • My brother grew up in BK and my parents dressed him up in the wackest clothes and he always got into fights with kids at school because of it..lol my mom came up to the school and whooped his assssss. lol but that was just for defending himself.

  • Is it just me or wasn't Tami from Basketball Wives on MTV's Real World several years ago?

  • @meccarebbie she was she said it on the show

  • Makael got a lil donk :) hahaha

  • Makael, you can't be anymore wrong about Mariah's high note. You haven't seen her in 2009 on Oprah singing 'I want to know what love is." That was LIVE proof that she still sings it well. It's one of the notes she still sings perfectly. It's a lot older than 1999 too. You should listen to her #1 hit "Emotions."

    Makael, THANK YOU for talking about Basketball Wives. Anyone calling it dry needs to watch a few episodes of season 2. It's better than Housewives of Atlanta. Far less ignorance.

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  • Bitter Ball Bitches lol hahaha Yes Kevin!

  • Mama Skorpion: The Original Real Housewife!

    LOL XD

  • Makael: "Well, how do you say, 'I don't live here.' in Spanish?"

    Makael, you are so crazy!

    LOL XD

  • Man, I am NEVER, and I mean, NEVER, having kids.

    o_O

  • Who are those ppl at your place or who lives there? It seems like its a walk-in-bar. lol

  • Media takeout and World Star Hip hop are sister sites they promote each other.

  • AWWW I MISS COREY but her do was done though LOL

  • CTFU!!!! @ if he got turned on by that, u need 2 watch out cuz he is a pedafile... <prolly spelled wrong! lol

  • I WENT TO SCARED STRAIGHT BEFORE I WAS 16... I ALMOST GOT LOCKED UP WHEN I WAS 15 CUZ I WOULDNT TALK TO THE JUDGE HE SAID HE WAS GONE LOCK ME UP UNTIL I WAS 21 BUT HE DIDNT THOUGH LOL

  • 1/28/11

    Kevin & Mekael, I just want to say that I love your show. Your show is not "Getto" as you put it. You guys are two young African American men doing something positive with your life. Don't put that down. I believe you guys have it in you to go far. ESPECIALLY if you can get an artist as big a Lady Gaga to promote your show. Also I LOVE when all the drama goes on in the back ground and Mekael says "I Don't Live Here" it's part of he charm of your show. Keep up what your doing. Love Ya!

  • you guys are too funny

  • @theskorpionshow um no sorry I think both those damn sites need to come down so I agree with the both of you lmao! Why promote or highlight the stupid shyt people do no matter what they look like? Unless it's the news displaying bad people to warn others about them NOT to laugh and play games then so be it. But the rest is GARBAGE and glorifying it like that is only sending retarded messages to most people ESPECIALLY the youth. Trust! You won't BELIEVE this mess coming out of their mouths hmph!

  • Yaay my graduating year was 2005! Woo hoo lol. Jennigers husband is UG-LY! lol LMAO kevin N makael! hahaa. Lmao @ Joyce!! Nah he looked a lil uncomfortable when he seen her lol. ROFL @ him snatching off ya hat haha....But Makael, if you don't like showing ya head, why do you shave it so low? Just wondering. Kevin the way you be getting into ya segments reminds me of mr. brown from tyler perrys movies/plays etc. Oprah's only turning 57? wtf! felt like she's been around longer than my grandma lol!

  • Kevin, you better preach it, honey! This is what I've been saying about Nene since the very first season which is why I don't like her. She's more shady than a cat under a canopy. Further more, these borads need to stop acting as if they're skin color makes them SOO special, they're beyond certain interactions and titles. IF you're acting like a bitch, then perhaps, the title is befitting. I'm glad WSHH got shut down. That trash was embarrassing. Always negative and degrading woman.

  • lmao I wonder how many times Makael said "Don't do it" in this video haha.

  • haha i just saw the octopus braids u were talkin bout on beyond scared straight

  • I'll stick to NecoleBitchie and MissJia for my black blog sources.

  • I would luv 4 u guys 2 go to television because I luv u 2 death yall keep it real and yall keep me up wit all the wild funny shit going on, but I have 2 say and I don't know if you have thought about this but aren't u scared that when you get on tv their only gona let u say but so much or limit what u can say because I pray that they don't try to change u I luv u guys just the way u r :)

  • Bad Bitter Bitches, Kevin as an English major I love the alliteration! And yes that is what they are. I love the show!

  • i wear Rocawear.

  • @dsjj251 damn, me too. Dereon too, and they fit me nice!

  • HAHAHA OMG I SERIOUSLY CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU TWO!!!! YALL ALWAYS HAVE ME LAUGHIN ON MY WORST DAY. I HOPE TO SOME DAY BE ABLE TO MEET YALL!!!!!! MUAH I LOVE YALL AND KEEP DOIN UR THANG!!!!!!!

  • GREAT VIDEO...i live ;)

  • For the NEXT VIDEO THAT'S POSTED, A DRINKING GAME SHOULD BE PLAYED!! 1 shot for every time Makael says "I DONT LIVE HERE" or "DONT DO IT" and two shots for when Kevin says "GOT THE NERVE!" Wanna Play??? LMAO!!

  • i love makael's facial expressions during kev goin in on nene

  • ****omg that boy mother hair scared me too...shit i thought i was the only one thinking that

    ****i liked steven too me and mom was crakin up at him // he was like i aint' scared and was lookin over his shoulder like a punk

    LMBAO! "HOW YOU LET SOMEBODY DAT UGLY CHEAT ON YOU?!!"

    Royce isn't as fashionable as the rest but she's is cooler then all of the other girls

    "Children's place lingerie"WTF i'm dyin here

  • OMG, MakaelAnother good show guys where did you get all that booty from? LOL

    NeNe did make herself look an ass on the show. Im glad that she leaving. Sheree and Phaedra are my favourite so far. I hate Kandi's hair too. I think she looks like Woody Wood Pecker.

  • LMAO at Makael going in on Royce!! I totally agreed with that lingerie choice she had on.

  • @pearlgurl106 I thought that was funny too. Especially when he said the lingerie looks like came from the Children's Place

  • @paradisejewel Yea, lol! They did look super childish. Not very Victoria Secret like at all

  • that's nuts, how you get your ass whipped as a senior in high school? that's on another level for real.lol!!

  • We ghetto too, that's why we LOOOOOOVE you. Don't change. We love the scorpion show. It's just like my home. I don't live here either though. LOL

  • Kevin you are your Mama's child. The 2 of you are to cute. Makael you the bomb (didn't want to leave u out)

  • ...you better watch you mouth...2219 must be the house...I love ur Mom Kev...

  • lmao loves them.

  • Theskorpionshow, Rock! ;)

  • Oprah got molested with her mother and grandmother who she lived with at the time

  • FUCK IT CALL HER JOYCE!!!!

  • I love how Makael talks the talk but yet get's scared and backs down lol.

  • Makael said "children's place lingerie" too funny!! lol royce do look a lil boyish though

  • I just want "Hip-Hop" out of its name. WorldStar is not Hip-Hop. But it get associated with it because it has Hip-Hop in its name.

    FUCK WORLD STAR

  • @rob2hot That's my niece Amber

  • @theskorpionshow You right Kevin NeNe is a angry women

  • @theskorpionshow Omg I'm loving you guys videos so far but how do I watch your other videos... I want to watch the very first one and work my way up... ~newbie...~

  • lol makel is too too funny !! i knew i wasnt the only one who hates candy hair! man i hate tht shit !

  • lol makel is too too funny !!

  • @jason11582623 Pussy you can't spell! What a shame! Its two not to.

  • @jason11582623 What's the shame is you pussy nigga comming on here with that, keep doing yall lov you muahhh

  • @jason11582623  And who still spells with a z instead of a s? Bitch bye.

  • @jason11582623 Jason take that negativity somewhere else.

  • Oprah got raped when she was with her mama NOT with her daddy,. it was when she moved with her daddy that she became stable and started to succeed

  • Makael I agree with you, I like Sheree' more this season than any of the other seasons.

  • i met sahn, the boy on scared straight about a year ago on a bus. he was the cutest little thing. sometimes you cant blame these kids. his mother doesn't know how to be a parent, and his brother who was with him wasn't on the right track either. sahn is just a sad case of being a "product of his environment."

  • Joyce...lol

  • I was getting mad with the world star thing cause kevin is ALWAYS standing up for the wrong things. everybody is entitled to their opinion but damn MediaTakeOut? cmon

  • world star ain't down because it doesnt show positive images of black ppl lol you can put, say, or show whatever you want on a website as long as you pay the bills at the end of the month.

  • Makael and all those faces! Too funny!

  • I listened to kandi on the show & I don't really think that she sings too much better then then the white chick,I never did even when she was in the group with tiny...

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE LOVE! YOU GUYS! hahahahaha always make my day!

    Don't do it: No lo haga

    I don't live here: Yo no vivo aquí

  • People DO Wear Dereon & People DO Wear Roca Wear. Look Up Their Sales !

  • I know shaqs other baby mother not the one on basketball wives but his other one who lives here in San Antonio,Tx & he was sleepin with her while he was married with the one who's on basketball wives,if u didn't know shaq is a bi hoe so that chick his ex wife from the show needs to bit down some where....

  • I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! The BEST show on the web. By the way, Makael is FINE! You sure he not bisexual. I love a bisexual man. ;-)

  • @esilverline what? omg.  can you PM me?

  • Mediatakeout is dumb one days they say beyonce is gaining weight and preggers then 2 days later they post that she looks great, a lot of people do dumb things purposely just to put them on worldstar, if they know they have an outlet theyre gonna do things to be seen and thats why its bad for black people even in fight videos you can hear the person recording saying "this is goin on worldstar"

  • LMFAO @ Makael's face during Kevin's rant about NeNe!!!

  • LOL at Makael....reminds me of Smokey and Deebo. "When he leave I be talking again" lmao!

  • Great Reality Show Recap.

    Honey, I saw Beyond Scared Straight & that Diablo...uh uhhhh...I would've peed in my panties if she was coming at me like that. LoL.

    Now, I watch Basketball Wives sometimes and I don't know if Jennifer comes from money but I do remember her saying "I’m that m*********er that when I went to middle school, my father picked me up in a Porsche." MESS...but entertaining.

    I love The Skorpion Show...yall are too cute!

    Like that yellow on U, Kevin!!

  • 36:32 "I dont want plp asking me those type of questions BUT I dont mind watching it!" SEE BLACK FOLK LOOOOOOOVE SOME DRAMA AS LONG AS THEIR NOT INVOLVED!!!!! LmaO!!!

  • 31:14 That CHERRY COLA RED!!!!!!!!omgggiiisshshhh!!!!­!

  • Bitter Ball Bitches! LMFAO!! Good one!

  • 16:45 Puplic Assistance--FUCK THAT, THATS WELLFARE!!!!!! Lmfao!!!!

  • @Trina7659 LMFAAOOOOOO! Omgish you are dumb for that one!

  • You better stop acting like that Makael with them hats! We love you <3 you don't have to hide :)

  • Also how are you going to compare mediatakeout to WSHH. Mediatakeout is a online paparazzi.. they enjoy trying to catch celebrities doing dirt. Not black people, but celebrities. WSHH focus on blacks doing the most disgusting sh!t. The BW look like whores. The BM look like thugs with no respect or morals. it's just nasty.

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  • I did not see nothing wrong with Royce lingerie. You couldn't see it that much. Anywho Nene ghetto azz really needs to disappear some where. she is n!gga b!tch fro real with 0 class. Oprah should of kept her half sister to herself. She is exploiting her little sister. I am so glad WWHH got shut down. That website is so f3cking disgusting, if anybody want to laugh at blacks all they have to do is go on that website.

  • Hush Makael....... I need more than 20min in my life.

  • makael not everyone has big boobs and a butt like beyonce, okay royce is little, who cares

  • I totally agree with Housewives of Atlanta and Basketball wives!!!

  • Royce getting dressed in lingerie for her boyfriend was like watching that little girl from the movie "Orphan" getting sexy for her father. LOLOL!!

  • dont do it miss sealy lol

  • This is a funny video and the fact that Makael kept calling her Joyce...but I agree she doesn't have any personal style

  • Another interesting & entertaining video from the Scorpion show thanx!! :-)

  • I just want to say that Oprah should've waited a while or not come out at all about her half sister. She just found out in November and here it is January and she is already talking to the world about it. I think rather than her sister capitalizing off of Oprah. Oprah is exploiting her sister! Who wants the world to know that they were abandon by their mother like that?

  • @deandreajefferson why not its obvious we know where oprah came from and a stuggle it has been and at the end of the day what does she have to hide.

  • @deandreajefferson I don't beleive that her sister wants anything from oprah,the only reason oprah brought her on the show is because she didn't want the media to get the story mixed up,so instead of the media coming out with some bogus story oprah make a very smart move and told the story herself...

  • makael b crackin up ova dere

  • OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM WEAK @ MAKAEL TALKING ABOUT SHAWNS (SCARED STRAIGHT) MOMS HAIR!! ME AND MY BOYFRIEND WERE TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT HER HAIR WAS DOING

  • makel is beyonce still using the same wig from 1999? since you say mariah using the same high note lol