Toby Tells Tales of Christmas - The Tale of the Two-Sided Pillowtop

[xDasKOKAiNx]

LOL AT THE DESCRIPTION. Toby coppied from wiki about matresses haha xD

[SirezX]

Mombuscus: "There's no monsters"

Niecebuscus: "yes there is! there comfortable!!"

Me: xD roptl (rolls on pillow top laughing)

[justinsbeastvideos2]

pause at 0:52

[xxKrusadexx]

Did anyone notice that his outro has a spinning dick?

[0dWHOHWb0]

@xxKrusadexx Oh, wow... Thanks for ruining that for me

[emzluvsyaall]

New Toby is nicer. Just saying.

[dilla2k12]

plz subscribe to my channle for glitches and spots and a lot more plz go to dilla2k12 

[commanderbluy]

Is your niece gabeucuses daughter?

[TheGizTech]

LOve the aftershave :D

[OmgBsitka]

i miss this toby, don't get me wrong here the new toby who is relaxed and comfortable to be on camera is great!! but he turned to PG, and i miss the long descriptions xD

[XvImaUnicornvX]

If you people don't like the new Toby then get over it, Toby is who he is, and he's just fine like that, he's still funny, Hell he never lost his funny-ness. Besides he has a life besides youtube, he can't please all of you but for me i'm pretty pleased. So he can just stay the way he is and you people can stop all the 'old' toby vs 'new' toby bullshit.

[BR0skiEs]

@XvImaUnicornvX lol shut the fuck up i hate people like you who try and white knight on youtube for thumbs up OLD TOBY>new toby. bitch.

[MEGAxJAVI]

OLD TOBY > new toby

[Gezzilla123]

i want toby as a bro

[SeymourButtsh]

Toby you must do these again

[WasAbiRASP]

xD

I think this is the funniest Toby video I have watched... today! Which is saying quite a lot because I've watched quite a few today! :D

[DomakuMakunara]

These videos are like if Toby had Post Charlie Sheen gone crazy syndrome.

[Kulascus]

You're awesome :D

[lillythepoptartninja]

Hahaha this makes me laugh because fast forward and he bought her a wii :)

[TheAllstar0127]

why cant you skip every adddddd

[writergirl7712]

Imagine what his kids are going to go through....

[190jaiden]

Toby is gay!

[purpleshock545]

@190jaiden perhaps... but he's still awesome!

[xXJDHvideosXx]

meatspin outro?

[MattMotionTV]

I am amazed!!!!

[JTflamer]

Lookit, its toby before he go a haircut. And soap. lolz

[ilyily96]

ohmygosh...you look all...goingthroughpuberty-y...­.its so.....odd... o.o

[pallymander]

Best ever.

[WebbGnome0]

I wonder if she's ever found this video...

[Heidiroonie]

I can't wait till you have children.. Its gonna be top!!

[gftop]

i grew up with this toby, the new toby is like a whole different person. i like them both!

[theirishnation2k10]

Scruffy Toby :]

[xXLunaRavenclawXx]

Aw but ciara is awesome!

[shutuptree]

jWHAT THE FUCM IH RREPEST WHAT THE FUCK

[ReusablePotatoes]

Omg he's talking about CIara.

[Darkii1Dream]

yeah toby eh.. I guess you have no girlfriend. So, errm.. marry me?

[RainbowMuseum]

Old Toby>New Toby

I still <3 him anyway he acts! :D

I am a noob. :P

[screen1you]

:DDDDDDDDDDD

[BradKavanaghLove]

you love your neice now... 

[SFarri145]

New Toby>old Toby

[storry1234]

i finally figured out why toby stopped cussing and being more awesome you see its cause his neice watches his videos so he has to wait until shes old enough to understand to get back doing this hold on guys its gonna be a while

[5K337girl]

thats like me and my sister...

"YOU BOUGHT HER AN IPHONE!!!!!!"-me

"yea she said she wanted it"-mom *2 minutes later

"Hey, Macey... there are monsters under your iphone"- me

"I don't care...." -Macey

"GOD DANG IT!" - me

[CocaColaShow]

Toby... You grown up to be a FINE man...

[masonman1222]

did anyone else watching this get an advertisment for a mattress claiming to be the best in the adverstisment slot

[MrSed44]

THIS IS AWESOME!!!



[KrushNazag]

toby ur very mean..... man i wish somethng like that would happen to my little sisters, they just get carebear stuff

[molly1002]

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my uncle but if Toby was my uncle...oh my gosh...I think my head would explode from EPICNESS!! I hope this niece knows what epicosity she is related too!!

[jaistar96]

Mom don't say anything i'll put you in a video and make you famous how does that sound. Sounds good. lmao

[Azim03Naruto]

He actually gave a Wii for his niece =.=

[victoriajasmineperez]

I wish Toby was my uncle ;[

[izyshoroo]

@victoriajasmineperez yeah but you know incest is a bitch...

[MathewD998]

@victoriajasmineperez dad,brother,uncle, ANYTHING! :(

[ChaseAndTrinity]

Now mom is famous :D

[shannonbriggs100]

Ha, Next to the video there is a Advert for Matresses, LMAO.

[Zalfazar]

I think his comedy has streamlined too much, It's the same stuff over and over again. Bring this kinda stuff back please.

[JoeRobot17]

@Zalfazar STFU

[YumMeYumProductions]

@Zalfazar He is soon :)

[YOUMADSTAYMAD]

Your going to hell for that.

And im going to hell for laughing.

[Onekatmandu]

LOL!!!

[ConditionCure]

Ah ha ha, yeah. I'm pretty excited for my siblings to start having kids to I can screw them up. I mean, that's why you have kids... right?

[heatblast558]

same with my cousin.

[TheGImp1214]

anybody else just bust out laughing at the end

[Tara23721]

I like how an add for mattresses comes up on the side after watching this XD

[Qutettes]

ITS THE SAME PERSON!

[Trolololool]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[wilssara427]

can i PLEASE be reborn as your child? please?

[XgottahavemychucksX]

Old Toby and new Toby are still both....Toby. People change. Can you say you act exactly the same way you did two years ago? Regarless....we all still love Toby. That's all that matters.

[AngelFluttershy767]

@JSJustSkill

New Toby isn't fake, he just likes to joke around..

[AngelFluttershy767]

@JSJustSkill

I like new Toby better because I hate it when people swear or make disgusting jokes, it's just not funny. Plus new Toby seems so much happier.

[MrRandom125]

TOBUSCUS!!!

[ArtIsDance]

i love old toby :D

[AngelFluttershy767]

@ArtIsDance

I love new Toby, he can be awesome without being disgusting, THAT is real humor. Some of his older stuff is okay though.

[rubberband3456]

i didint know toby could grow his facial hair so well, i mean that thing id thriving on his face, hell yeah go toby jk i hate you alot jk its not aprill fools ant more

[MadMacanian]

hahaha i wonder if this is true

[misscoconutlime]

I would LOVE if Toby was my uncle!

[wick3dwick]

NICE

[InTheEyesOfTheMoon]

I love him so much.

[irsunshine49]

why does toby look so......weird?....no.....diffe­rent??? he doesnt have that sweet funny guy look to him here

[darklordofkickingass]

soy el segundo plano de mi novia,me acabo de dar cuenta,y tenia que decirlo s lo dije en un video de toby mamalo,y en español tambn mamalo,prefiere a la mejor amiga que a mi,mamalo,novia no e que lo lea,que vaginas pasa contigo,te odio en este momento,eres la mierda mas importante para mi y asi me lo pagas,mamalo,bueno de todas formas seria bueno que lo hicieras nunca lo has hecho-.-,ya no te hablare tanto,te hablare cada 4 dias .I. pa que te duela!!!! si soy raro mamalo lecot mamalo

[ivlust]

I'm used to the new toby so seeing these, he's just sooo different. an i think i pefer him like this. (minus the acne and stubble o.e)

[codrules123]

@ivlust really I prefer him now

[ScaryMonstahh]

@ivlust mm I dunno, I like the acne

[AllStarsChick]

@ivlust i think the stubble makes him look older

[Deathfromtheright]

@ivlust meh i like the new one :P he seems more fun xD

[Syco2495]

@ivlust he is like soooo awkeward in this comparing him to his new vids

[mintybabes95]

You are going to be an amazing father

[OZPruductions]

@mintybabes95 Aw that's sweet

[rajeshomg]

@mintybabes95 i wanna see a babybuscus

[PrivateKeehl]

@mintybabes95 The kind of father that says "SON!? WTF ARE YOU DOING!? Are you trying to make a flame thrower? Do it right *builds flamethrower* That's how it's done *burns house down*

[blackhoofs]

wow i wonder if that really works....

[wilssara427]

ok, to the people who disliked this: shuddup! he is awesome for tricking her like that! :P

[jakiewriteslikewhoa]

why would 13 people dislike this? :(

Losers. :)

[Allahanna1]

@jakiewriteslikewhoa either way, if they're superstitious they're screwed.

[metaldrummer33]

fuck CWF, we want this stuff back!!!!

[rktettle]

Yeah but then you gave her a Wii so it balenced back out:)...right?

[tobuscusfan321]

Uncle Tobuscus is horrible

[tanzillah]

Oh hai! Have you thought about anxiety zero technique (It is at anxiety0.info)? Ive heard some incredible things about it and my work buddy pretty much cured worries with it.

[theextremelimit]

you still need that beatysleep anyways xd

[LelouchViBritannia13]

You sneaky devil, you!

[SpaardaLT]

Toby looks very different right now, but his old videos were the shit

[frittern13]

@SpaardaLT i would say his old videos is his est actually

[SpaardaLT]

@frittern13 the shit means the best if i said "shit: instead of "the shit" it would mean that his videos sucked and there for are shitty... shit shit shit shit shit I love typing shit

[KRYPTICFilm]

@frittern13 The shit (with the "the" included before) means the best. Shit (without the "the" included before) means ... well... shit...

[nickyrho]

bring the series back now cuz u only do 2 now!!

[DavidBTerrell]

12 people believe there are monsters under their mattress.

[catalinoalvarez01]

0:27

[holycrapjesusman]

LOL

This series is hilarious!

That would be cool if he did it nowadays :p

[x8xasdf]

lol last animation dick swinging

[PseudoCherry2495]

Is it wrong that I find your shady behavior both acceptable and hilarious? XD

[kjd913anime101]

you sure know how to treet little kids..... and i like how the little kid voice, the "toby's girlfriend" voice, and the gay toby voice.. are all the same LOL

[MrJaxboy]

Toby doesn't need beauty sleep

[f1ctgt2]

Dude be my uncle...or brother and ill teach u programming.....

[yourface723]

i just noticed the penis in the outro/intro

[123Frithy]

Whiles watching this the advertisement to the side was..... Mobility Beds....

[DarkSiegeProductions]

You need to bring back the Toby tells Tales!

[Neumie7]

roflmfao!

[ColdSteelRain17]

0:11 that face...

[christianlandis]

That's awesome

[HOCxKrieg]

Lol you're the best jerk ever ;)

[jasonlc14]

And now his mom is famous lol. In fact, I even follow her on twitter :P

[heidiguz15]

the monsters are comfortable!! (:

[whitelion97]

pahhahahaaha!!!

[EmoPrincessRawr]

Toby's an uncle? WOOT I'm an aunt of 2. Well, soon to be 2. My sister's 38 weeks preg.

[Calhoonigan93]

There are a lot of things I miss about Toby, but most of all, I miss his long descriptions.

[popeye4576]

Toby rules

[RedHeadSnowflake]

Toby, i love you lisp <3

[Entriken133]

I love the intro. It always makes me laugh.

[WaunGronChampion]

HAHAHAHA!

This is so epic

"Mom, I'll put you in a video make you famous. Sound good"

"Yeah sounds good"

[avajie]

Who else heard the music as he was describing how awesome the bed was?

[TheUnnster]

@avajie were you listening to/watching something in the background?

[BloodBleu]

The monsters like telling me about what u say at night

[MarleeMartin]

He should do more Toby tells tales videos they are so funny

[OZITOMAE]

i love how he says, i used to be the youngest....did you get promoted or something?

[misspoppylol]

when my brother has children, they will be almost as old as i am.... :*

[dumdumalex256]

dude you are my number 1 friend man so blush your face!

[debodrumsitck27]

xD a good uncle. I bet when I have kids my brother will do something like that but not cuz he wants it cuz he will bot b the youngest since I am already the youngest. He would just do it fr fun

[jesusleverpostei]

Relax, nothing really matress..

[avajie]

Did anyone else notice the music at @32



[unfinished8kt]

@avajie no

[naela400]

your so mean to a child : (

[BlackNovation]

Toby ROCKS!

[Hailey237]

i love that toby looks stoned out of his mind in this video :P

[tinabeaner004]

I wish you were my uncle.

[MegaYellowbike]

11 people got their awsome matrass taken by their uncle to

[lordsniperwolf]

Lol you da best uncle ever

[MrFurisk]

Pause it at 0:28 secondes to receive a rapist Toby

[jdtrim22]

SO MUCH information in the description!! RIDICULOUS!!!

[WTFWASTHATMAN942]

Ur terrible lol but that sounds like something I would do to so I shouldn't talk lol

[ShanFreeFaceManiac]

I HATE Cute, Win, Fail. Just saying. If he doesn't change his vids to how they used to be, I'm gonna stop watching his videos… (Don't reply unless you agree with me)

[MrGojiralee]

@ShanFreeFaceManiac Go ahead and unsubscribe. One dissenter won't matter to one of the most popular people on YouTube.

[ShanFreeFaceManiac]

@MrGojiralee lets not start a pointless argument alright. but just one thing, did you see in the parenthesis to not reply to me? I didn't ask for your opinion so… (BTW I didn't say I was gonna unsubscribe. Please read the comment thoroughly before replying, or actually, please don't reply back :))

[MrGojiralee]

@ShanFreeFaceManiac I DID read the comment. I was telling you that if you weren't going to watch his videos, you should unsubscribe. After all, the whole point of subscribing is that you can know when his videos come out. And I couldn't care less whether or not you asked for my opinion, because nobody asked for yours. It's the internet. Nobody's going to do what you ask them to, no matter how politely. Get used to it.

As for for starting a fight, I think you did that when you insulted me.

[ShanFreeFaceManiac]

@MrGojiralee Lets just drop this little thing alright. BTW I don't need some life lesson from you… Seriously don't comment back this time lol

[mizushadow]

Shame shame, Toby lol

[OscRawrar]

Dear Toby,

Please make more Toby Tells Tales, they are a good series and need continuation. Sincerely, Audience.

[kd546]

that matress is what his new song is about

[MrMysterio537]

me too.i was until my cuz was born

[ItsJustMeBree]

Lol Toby I wish you were my uncle xD

[jctrader232]

i miss these 2

[extremelewtniinja]

Win, thats a stealing a mattress win!

[EpicImplication]

That was fantastic...The (F)au(x)stralian accent is my fave tho!

[thenofxer]

haha man i am never disappointed... really!!

[gnattygnatgnatman]

Well played Toby...well played

[gnattygnatgnatman]

Well played Toby...well played

[RingoRocker21]

It's weird watching this after you watch his recent lazy vlogs. . . Not as inappropriate XD 2 x's as funny though