Weston-Super-Mare Tourist Info Film

[xaxie1]

Im going there for Uni :D

[NoYouDeicide]

Clearly the owners of the bullet train have great taste; PIG DESTROYER \m/

[BlueFairySprinkles]

You should update this video, you make Weston look trampy it's much better now, seems your voice put a downer on it;L!

[hawit8390]

shit video and the cunt speaking is a fuk wit prick!"!

[kylepsmithy5]

Thats why i love livin' here ;)

[SuperMatinator]

BTW I was one of the reasons they put the signs in because I sunk in the mud!

[instrumentalist122]

2:07 <---------- best bit

[Loops2112]

Great vid - the first time I watched the artist's impression of the 'bullet train' I nearly fell over laughing.

Can you do a similar film for New Brighton? I think they could do with the publicity :o)

[Labruskie]

Had a look around WSM pier yesterday. Unfortunately the 'bullet train' wasn't there anymore (maybe they used to keep it indoors over night?), but there was a booth about a third of the way up that had Fosters on tap...

[Turdyfartysmell]

"...and gore obsessed teenagers!"

.____________. I just turned my volume up to hear that. Lovely. XD

[pimmagrimm]

Just visited last weekend. OMG what a place!

[SteveTheCart]

Bizarre but fascinating place.

Is it possible to visit freely or is special permission required to enter the town? What language, if any, do the inhabitants speak? Do they have electricity? Roads? Water?

This documentary leaves so many questions unanswered.

[BlueCrayon77]

@SteveTheCart Entrance is free (and free). Welsh is the common tongue because Wales can be seen from WSM on a good/bad day.

Electricity is in abundance, as are roads, and WSM boasts two types of water.

For more answers (and questions) check out my channel and find part two of this documentary (the winter edition).

[SuperMatinator]

@BlueCrayon77 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? The language is not welsh!

[BlueCrayon77]

@SuperMatinator I don't even recall writing that. I was just talking crap in the style of the film itself. Thanks for watching!

[SuperMatinator]

@BlueCrayon77 Lol! Awesome vid though!

[BlueCrayon77]

@SuperMatinator There's a part two to this video if you check my channel. The Winter Edition!

[ChimpManZ1264]

Great film and Very Good Comedy Enhancement!

PLEASE do this again when the New Pier is finished and don't forget the Romance! It's catchy! :D

[sam0and0joe]

its no good now its here u stupid twat

[TheGlynn12345]

i agree it now houses all the crackheads down and out werdos

[brabazon10]

Perhaps Coffin's Fish n chip shop can make a comeback?

[brabazon10]

a truly wonderful tourist film; couldn't think of anywhere better a town than Weston to commit suicide. LONG LIVE WESTON!!

[BlueCrayon77]

Thanks for watching!

I only found out recently that Weston is home to the third most amount of recovering drug addicts in Britain! Splendid!

[donoghue1987]

westons a shithole

[driblersback]

lmfao

[bmxdevil92]

the peir has burned down now...

[MrNishi]

Yeah I know, I did it LOL

[gahansgurl]

this is just too brilliant!

[gurlinacurl]

Do you actually come from weston-super-mare, blue crayon?

[lucastose]

brighton pier are fucked now

[moleso23]

weston one of britans top scums drugs resort. come sample are wide range of weeds pot mdna magic mushrooms coke acid and many more. when your off your face and well wrecked you can sample some local sluts there easy to pull just offer them free drugs and there yours i expect your have her mates to

[TheGlynn12345]

i agree weston houses all the drugies scumbags theifes

[TheGlynn12345]

i agree

[lyraface]

*snort*

I love how this appeared on the google video homepage the day my parents tell me I have to spent my summer at W-S-M. I am now overcome with excitement.

[BlueCrayon77]

Haha. But wow.. can't believe this video was on the front page of Google Video!

You should check out the other WSM themed videos I have made if you want to do some more 'research'. hehe

[SceneAreMe]

...you do know that the pier has been burnt down. Last July 2008. ;[

xx

[Bensxc]

@lyraface  cunt

[lyraface]

@Bensxc 'sup with you, dickface?

[shadowofthelines]

I actully live in w-s-m it is relly as shit as the video shows it LOL please dont visit weston and only the decent people like the zombie thing

[jimmyschippy]

Bravo Mr Crayon.

[BlueCrayon77]

Thankyou!

You may enjoy the sequel I made to this video, and the spoof rap I did about the burning down of Weston pier. Both can be found in my channel of videos (somewhere).

[visibleimagery]

Fucking great..... 5*

[BlueCrayon77]

Thanks! If you have time, you may want to check my channel out to see the sequel I made to this.... and also a spoof rap about Weston pier burning down.

[yumyuk]

is that Pig destroyer playing away?

[BlueCrayon77]

Yes it is! Well spotted.

[coolgal0101]

Rip Pier i will miss u x

[dotman202]

Funny... "...reaches the speed of a middle aged man" made me lol

[BrutusCass]

Lol better shopping than Milan, I had the laugh there, I now live in Milan, after sending my most formative years in that hell whole I just had to get away, before what was left of my mind fell out!

5* vid ;-))

[JohnsHangover187]

omg i have a friend in england on xbox live and he lives there so i had to look it up. lmao it actaully has a little video on it :)

[BrutusCass]

What he calls it life to live there, I remember the odd, if not common Friday and Saturday nites, where it was near death for some unlucky Pucker ;-)) I left many sins ago!

[lizziewoo]

lol it says theres a crazy house for the simple kids

[daffodill7]

R.I.P weston super mare the new one wont be better than the first  i miss it

[bobbystar101]

BY THE WAY

It Weston-super-Mare NOT Weston-Super-Mare.

[bobbystar101]

i used to love sitting on the pier rolling up a joint, smoking it on there as well.

Death metal or wtf the crap is called like is played at 2:10 in the vid is very unpopular, and as a mark of our culture we will kick the shit out of anyone that plays it.

HTID

[matthewhugheswidnes]

BRB, FIRE.

[neo529]

got bored a few seconds in.

[unholymoose]

SAGE

[thecreatureofthedark]

can i has 72 virgins ??????

[domj77]

can i has you killed ?????

[sliceofmind]

R.I.P weston grand pier.

[ruthhooper]

Adam21011 you're a prat.

Shut your mouth and get a life!

[stjm94]

Thankyou for your video, WSM brings back great childhood memories and we are so saddened as to what has happened today at least we got to take our children there too

[funnyvids1245]

I Heard That The FireFighters Said That It Was Started By An Area With Deep Fat Fryers =[ Miss The Pier Though , Good Memories On There =[

[smithysrat]

You'll have to make an updated version now, as the bullet train, I am assuming, is out of action! I watched this ages ago but didn't comment. It was hilarious then and now has added evil value. If you live in Weston I feel for you. The pier in my home town, Southend, has suffered the same fate on no less than 4 occasions but each time it has risen from the ashes if that's any consolation.

[BlueCrayon77]

Just read on the BBC site that the owners are dedicated to rebuilding it. That's something.

[smithysrat]

I'm sure they will, only been to Weston once, when I was really young. I remember seeing a Mister B's which was the first I'd seen outside Southend. I posted a video response which has nothing to do with this video but is in the same humouros vein, hope you like it!

[tomtree0]

Yeah, that's kinda good to hear smithysrat & is some consolation, our only worry is we've had our other pier closed for the best part of 30yrs after falling into disrepair & our tropicana (pool on the beach) closed for 20 & being turned into a giant hotel with the beach as it's carpark

[Adam21011]

People like us cry and scream about losing a piece of rotting wood, hey? You're the one that's sitting on your ass all day eating, with no life what so ever .. your childhood memory is probably sucking milk out your mum's tit ..

[marksoutof10]

It wasn't just the rotting wood that was lost, though, was it? There's also the small matter of a newly refurbished pavillion that's just been completely destroyed.

[oldfan59]

bit strong old boy. Surely the first was Brighton Pier 20 years ago?

[Nickthetoast]

So obviously an insurance job...how can a fire just start at 7.00am? Oh, and the new owner had just gone off on holiday the day before- nice alibi!

[NomadGSA]

Idiot...

[dwarfer35]

and it berned down this morning!!!

[NomadGSA]

Do you mean burned or burnt or is this a new word in the English language?

You posted "get a grip and no one died"- people don't have to die to feel a loss. When you get a life and appreciate your surroundings then perhaps you will look back at this moment and realise what a pathetic comment you made. It's called maturity; it may come to you one day........then again.......

Perhaps you are a child-in which case forgive me, and hurry up and grow up!

[xlove2sing13x]

your right i loved tht pier

[chrisnix79]

I blame Bill!!

[BlueCrayon77]

Hey! Now you come to mention it!

He does visit the town twice-yearly after all!

[bigjohnjack0]

this is a bit redundant now..........

[NomadGSA]

Think before you post stupid comments.

[dwarfer35]

get a grip no one died !!!

[NomadGSA]

This would be a very funny video normally but a very sad day today .... FranCrudden and Fusilier1680 you two are very stupid people to post your comments ... these buildings are history and a tourist draw and income to many in the area .... think before you post next time.......

[GeorgiaYabsley]

it burned down today!!!!

[FranCrudden]

WHAT ABOUT THE FIRE ,,,LOL

[NomadGSA]

Think before you post stupid comments. Why would you be laughing out loud?

[StorytimeWithDrizzle]

Haha.

I really don't have much to say.

That was awesome.

:D

[thegreenonionuk]

white knuckle ride

[imastagsfan]

lollerblades

[ricechas]

Really.

[FLATOUT1977]

weston-super-mud

[forristgump]

me and my sister goes to weston with my dog and have a great time.

DOGS CAN GO ON THE PIER AND PART OF THE BEACH

[natalietotterdale]

hahaha so funny, it is takeing the piss ant it? hahaha

[amyford08]

Good Video I Used To Live There I Was Born In Bristol And Lived In Weston All My Life Untill I Was 11. Then I Moved To Canada Almost 3 Years Ago In Augest Because Of My Dads Job. Canada Is Very Nice But I Miss The Beach And The Pier.

[LadyOstrich]

I know what you mean. My husband is Canadian but we love Weston and go there whenever possible!

[southernfriend]

You've sold me! I'm definitely adding Weston-super-Mare to the list of places I must see before I die, even if it's only to find out what the heck the name 'Weston-super-Mare' means.

[Senington]

The bullet train isn't 30p anymore. I went on it today, it was 40p :(

[Greg260146]

Is Bill a sad old paedo coming to Weston on his own year after year!

The shopping facilities rival Paris - no way Paris Texas is way better.

Weston's big claims to fame are the drugs, drug addicts, seedy hotels taken over by the SS, huge nimbers of pensioners because it is the charity shop capital of the region - for a change try Aberystwyth with its boarded up student & SS accomodation and Welsh supervised EU degeneration scams, same old same old slogans, paving, benches, railings formulaic!

[minshy17]

ha ha hilarious. Me and my friend were in weston yesterday..we walked along the pier, and when we got in the end we were like...oh..ok then..turn back round ha ha.

i love the face cut outs though!

[BlueCrayon77]

Glad you liked it! You should have got the Bullet Train on the way back!

[Amylouthomas]

we're from weston and we loved your tour clip

very funny ... if you get my drift lol

[BlueCrayon77]

Glad you liked it. I'm so pleased that most people can see that I am not having a dig at Weston. It's an affectionate tease!

[westonchick]

Love it, love it, love it.

Why not do one to include the carnival next time?

[BlueCrayon77]

Thanks for the comment, glad you liked it. Check out my channel to see the sequel:

Weston Super Mare Film 2: Winter Edition.

Still no carnival in it though.

[chrisconil]

Seaford Town is nothing like Weston-Super-Mare, well just a little, we do have the Rollin Stones now and then..

[Dorm2003]

Very good. I am an old Westonian, and it made me realise I had done the right thing when I left!!

[GoodnightIreneBRFC]

Good video.

But, i'm sorry if you are,you sound like you like choclate doughnuts, if you get my drift...

[BlueCrayon77]

Weirdest comment for a while that one. I'm not entirely sure I get your drift. You're either saying that I'm gay, or I'm fat.. or both!

Well that's for me to know, and you to dream about.

[maxander2000]

Lower case "s" in super. Other than this pedantically pointed out lack of attention to detail (or ignorance) reasonably amusing.

[xxfartfacexx]

Briliant! I live in Weston, and this sums the place up!!! lol

[BlueCrayon77]

Glad you liked it! Check out the sequel-

Weston Super Mare Film 2: Winter Edition

[richrallyepug]

erm the pier wasnt built in 1933 actually

[Ronmanuk]

The North Somerset Tourist Board could learn a thing or two from you.

[BlueCrayon77]

Thanks! I'm sure it takes massive talent to make a sincere low-budget tourist info film that doesn't end up being unintentionally laughable. I've never seen one myself.

[bulletwing]

absolutly brilliant!!, i live in wesotn and this describes it somewhat perfectly :P

[BlueCrayon77]

Thanks. I'm so glad that the intelligent people of Weston are enjoying the film. Check out the sequel I made (check out my channel to find it).

[ITW84]

livedin weston for nearly 21 years got to say this is hilarious

f**k the people who wrote into the local papers complaining

they obviously have no sense of humor

[BlueCrayon77]

Thanks for the comment. How recently are you referring to when you talk about complaints in the local paper?!?! Would like to have a look at those! haha.

You're right, so many people have no sense of humour at all. I made the film(s) and I love Weston... I would live there if my job was near enough... and that's not a joke!

[ITW84]

it was just after that the local media found out that it had gone online

[BlueCrayon77]

Ah.. that's okay then, I thought it was a new wave of hate! haha. I actually got my big fat face in the Weston and Worle newspaper over this film, with me explaining how I wasn't being rude!

[sicbob666]

wow i live in weston and OMG!!!! thats exactly what its like the bullet train is soooo scary!!!!!

[BlueCrayon77]

I'm currently making a sequel which is about Weston Super Mare in the winter. Should be done before the new year. Stay tuned!

[hct1802]

whayy nice one. Should be like Weston-Super-Mud lol. You forgot the Tropicana (that was meant to be finished ages ago.)

[Aaronbailey69]

Vid was ok but the artists impression of the Grand Pier Bullet Brain was hilarious!!

Aaron B (W-s-M)

[Yesmate69]

Haha! Weston-Super-Nightmare!!

[aestusmaris]

Ah to be 12,000 miles away from Weston makes me feel good. What a shithole

[BA4102]

yeh umm weston is like soooooooo gayly boring!its sucha dump...take a look at dolphin square..its full of druggies and shit.. thank god i moved 8000km west from there...i think western canada is pretty far away from weston super mare..PHEW! gulp! but the vid was ded on yeh!

[starwars111cool]

shit off

[pjaywsm]

i live in weston u are spot on dude very funny lol

[dominicsheldon]

this place does suck but this vid is hilarious

[cocacolayumyum]

Weston is the crappiest place i have ever heard of. Screw all u druggies and fat people

[thebluedahliapao]

this town is full of dumb as shit kids and hooligans. and If you think there is a good beach, you just dont know what quality means.

[ourchickens]

I also live in Weston, very cool video, great idea!

[brbwhiplash]

I live in weston. Its pritty cool. OMG plz reply so i can have friends in the town i call my home.

[wotonden]

thats fuckin hilarious!

[COOTIECOOTIECOOTIE]

HAHAHA OMFG I LIVE IN WESTON! Oh how i love the beach x) Jeese. =]

[Mikehooperz]

Weston has more inches of litter per head of population than anywhere else in Somerset! Oh..it also has 11% of the countries drug addicts in residence too.

[BlueCrayon77]

I need to make an updated version!  haha

[s0ph1e60]

im goin thr wif my fwends megan on friday 4 da weekend cnt wait - looks awesome!!! :):):)

[xxbabichickxx12398]

i bin der its wicked

[bonnielass1969]

welcome to wet on soggy mud more like it. weldone it was word perfect.

[vr310884]

Fantastic - made me giggle a lot.. ahhh home sweet home lol

[mesmoland]

LOL ,I love Weston all the same though.

[BlueCrayon77]

Don't worry... I love Weston too!

[davidfra44]

Fantastic, this is great

David

[Chewbaxter]

Oh hey - you've got me interested now - the place is like Southport but on ACID!!! As for the 'thrash metal' trainride - it's hardly 'Songs Of Praise stuff, but I reckon I'd have a go!

Love this vid - you've a poetic soul that's obvously been traumatised in some way... but in a GOOD way - because it's given me a laugh, and that's all that matters!

:D

Neil.

[Devils666advocate]

lmao!!!!!!!!!

[Shaunspa]

the "bullet train" has gone up to 40p now.

and I had to clean my own seat cos it was pissing it down.lol

[BlueCrayon77]

40p! Outrageous!

[BlackPheonix81]

what did you use to out the fx in on the bullet train bit? lol that made me laugh and get freakd out when you zoomed in on that little girls head

[BlueCrayon77]

All the effects are featured in Adobe Premier. Glad they had the desired effect! lol

[sarahknowstheanswer]

i love weston super mud and all its shabbyness, shame we cant drive up and down the sea front anymore tho in our done up rs turbos! its taken the fun out of the place...and the erm...noise,lol...

[bam1957]

LOL - I've been going to weston on and off for yrs since a child and you were soo spot on!!!, note the anoraks and jumpers, thats REAL weston!!!

[austie1967]

i come down to W.S.M. from Scotland every year. Dam good piss up. Never seen as many pubs in one place. Clairemont Wine Vaults Number 1.

[RoseyWSM]

Fantastic - the bullet train bit was fantastic!! How about a sequel featuring the Weston giant carrot? (or is it a parsnip?)

[xamykx]

"and even a arrey of gifts kept behind perspecks to confuse the pensioners" LMAO

haha dat is wel funny but weston sucks ass. i shud no ive lived her 16 years( my whole lyf lol)

[musicismusic]

Like ya vid thats some funny shit . .

[21stCenturyCat]

that was a great, I come from Weston and a few friends mentioned there was a good spoof tourist film about the place and I'm guessing this is it! good work and added as a favourite

[XenonXylophone]

I live in Weston. It's where pensioners come to die.

Like Florida, only without the drug-fuelled high.

[higgypopuk]

VERY GOOD! I make similar videos also in the South West.

[kelz800]

LMAO! The sun kissed beaches my ass! haha, more like, Weston Super Mud, but hey, gotta love me hometown XD

[heregallery]

LOVE IT!!!!!!

[heregallery]

Dude you ROCK! from Rebecca who lives in the lovely center of Weston-Super-Mare the hub of the drug scene.

[studio265]

lmao thats ded good

[thegibbonator]

i live in weston, this was actually a pretty accurate video :D

loving the sudden heavy metal music too :D

[xeddieizzardx]

W-S-M is beautiful. It has a beaches and lovely hills near by. It's in the countryside as well.

The only bad part is the tribal mentality.

[ollydriscoll]

im going!!!!

[allieNite]

Ha ha! Love it! Very clever ;o)

[stephtin]

I love this film, I watch it to remind myself exactly why I don't live there all year anymore. *sigh* Weston-super-mare, will always have a place in my heart.

[xamykx]

shut up i live in weston... lol ye ok it aint dat gr8 bt :) we hav t4 on the beach ;p

[Prolific2007]

hahaha, thats the kind of quality of people that live in weston ^^dick.

[BlueCrayon77]

I think your arrows are now pointing at the wrong person. haha.

[khetti2006]

Lmfao.

I hate weston.

Worst town in the south west.

[xeddieizzardx]

You'll find anywhere in the southwest great and beautiful when you were born in nuneaton like I was and then lived in Hinckley, Leicester.

I wouldn't complain. W-S-M is the Principal town for North Somerset.

[Chuftyplugs]

As a child, I once ran after the bullet train on the pier after a lady had dropped her handbag. Om my god, it;s just struck me - I ran after the slowest train in the world as a little boy waving a handbag. An entire lifetime of bottled-up trauma has just hit me all in one go. I'm off to impale myself on the railings of the floral clock.

[BlueCrayon77]

Ha ha. Great story. Did you manage to catch the 'Bullet train' then?  hehe

[xeddieizzardx]

TRAUMA! from that?

Are you weak or what?

[unevengreg]

hahah it if it was summer 2006 it could of bin me driving tht train lol working on the pier rools lol

[martybow1]

i hav sex with monkeys on dat pier