@johnnyrckt Because Russia has never wanted to destroy Finland, dude. Russia for the first time in history the Finns gave their own form of state - the Grand Duchy, its own emblem, flag and parliament, and later Lenin gave Finland its independence. Teach history, dude! ;)
@johnnyrckt well they didn't have a giant freakin troll and besides finland had the best sniper in the world and in history on their side during that time
I JUST REMEMBERED MY DREAM I DREAMED THAT I WOKE UP AND THERE WAS A HOT GIRL NEXT TO ME AND SHE SAID I HAD FUN AND I WAS LIKE WHAT (no more caps) she said last night i had fun and then she left and i was trying to find her cause i didn't remember and i never found her so i got pissed off
from 1:01 to 1:20 does anyone els just feel evil..... like pure undeniably bad ass evil? just a undeniable force of power that cant be stopped or halted..... or is it just me.
You don't download Dethklok. You buy their album then throw yourself over railroad tracks an die. Cause if you do download the dethklokateers will come n fuck you up. I'm a personal friend of # 675483211 and he will rip your fuckin arms off your body n feed them to the fishes!!!!
@KaiserGilloutine im not epileptic, and i almost seizure every time i watch the intro to Metalocalypse, watched the whole first season in a day, eyes hurt like fuck
This is my new Alarmklok on my phone (Anyone saw what i did there?)
CrEEpR69 3 days ago
I almost had a seizure from the blinking white screen XD
UntotenDrougr 3 days ago
satanic...
psnrunehq665 1 week ago
if i had epilepsy i would probably be dead now xD
madcow455 1 week ago 3
fuck my eyes!
lightbulbcathage 3 weeks ago 3
lol in the start in norwegian it hears like he says OSTSAUS, KAKE, OSTSAUS,KAKE hahaha
TheDamasada 3 weeks ago 2
ciao mi piace prenderlo nel culooooo
Beerman95 1 month ago
fukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Beerman95 1 month ago
Epilepsy! Brutal!
KingDNH 1 month ago
oddly enough my supervisor at work has this as my ringtone, must be telling me somthing :P
MrDethwatch 1 month ago
B-R-U-T-A-L
420fmlbro91 1 month ago
they are a great band but i personally think the songs would sound better with lighter vocals
MrDirtjumper11 1 month ago
@MrDirtjumper11 you're not brutal and your idea is not metal xD
shagarht 1 month ago
epilepsia ...
nayuriKamashigo 1 month ago
this band is a tribute to Satan...
psnrunehq665 1 month ago
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KingDNH 1 month ago
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@psnrunehq665 Hail Sathanas!
KingDNH 1 month ago
@psnrunehq665 ... dethklok has nothing to do anything with satan, you probably think the monster on the video was a demon, but its accually a troll.
Tehgunknight 4 weeks ago
@Tehgunknight its trolly mc trollool
senyourdrunk 3 weeks ago
thumbs up if you want Detroit Metal City and Dethklok to tour together!
khalisonn 1 month ago
this has nothing to do with the song, but I've seen the Merlin ad about 20 times today and just wanted to note how absolutely lame the dragon looks.
KajHiryun 1 month ago
Release the armagedon kitties!!!
MonkeyMikey17 1 month ago
Holy hell...this is an amazing music video.
JonolanFairchild 1 month ago
THE MOST BRUTAL ALARM CLOCK!
XxWolfpack247xX 1 month ago
what season is this?
IamTheDeathMachine 1 month ago
1:41 skwisgaar is left-handed
majorallen666 1 month ago
Full screen + dethklock = seizure
seigneur548 2 months ago
I wonder how many people got seizures from this.
gso619 2 months ago
MUSTARD! RADISH! 00:00
ItsCiarian 2 months ago 2
@ItsCiarian LOL'd for like ... 20 min straight xD
MrIvanRU 1 month ago
klokateers come see full episodes of metalocalypse on my page
Reaper372922 2 months ago
Ill bet nobody else knows this but the troll's voice was played by Metallica front man James Hetfield!
3200MusicSurfer 2 months ago
lyrics?
magnusm4 2 months ago
so this is the Satanist part of youtube...must flee
MrCrazyLeprechaun 2 months ago
@MrCrazyLeprechaun DOES NOT BELONG. DOES NOT BELONG!!!!
VloggyVlogVloggers 2 months ago 3
enjoy your seizure
EpicNaziZombieOwnage 2 months ago 3
lucky i 'm not epileptic
manologios 2 months ago 7
LOL how many times has deth klok caused the apocalypse?
violentviolaanime666 2 months ago 2
why is the volume so fucking low.
iRAEPuFTW 2 months ago 2
@iRAEPuFTW turn up your fugging weak ass computer beeoooootch
armyaviationproud 2 months ago
herättää ottaa maa, joka on otettava
fatkiller1000 2 months ago
skwisgaar skwigelf taller than a tree
fatkiller1000 2 months ago
Yes... But Will It Blend?
thyProphecy666 3 months ago
@thyProphecy666 yes, it will
gibsonification1 3 months ago
@gibsonification1 Fuck yeah, It will -__- \m/
thyProphecy666 3 months ago
let the seizures begin
vitaelamorte06 3 months ago 3
i swear to god this video is going to give me a seizure
Totodile134 3 months ago
is dethklok from finland?? EPIC !
lodgi0101 3 months ago
For the longest I had this as my alarm clock @ 0:20
Most metal alarm clock ever! \m/
jaybee3323 3 months ago 93
@jaybee3323 thats my alarm tone!
Steven77769 2 months ago
@jaybee3323 id fall outta my bed every morning
rawrmonster1000 1 month ago
@jaybee3323 AWESUM same here!! x) I also have the Dethtone as my ringtone :)
TheLixan 1 month ago
@jaybee3323 Best Idea on Youtube
gyzmon69 3 weeks ago
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jaybee3323 3 months ago
Muppy Dog and Dethklok... best combination ever
snake3142 3 months ago
1 word, starts with an e, can you guess what it is?
IvoryAngel6 3 months ago 3
@IvoryAngel6 Epic
Imuyutsu 3 months ago
@Imuyutsu well yes..but i was going for epilepsy
IvoryAngel6 3 months ago 35
the best cartoon death metal band ever
ThePunkbanana 3 months ago
I don't know, but this video is giving me massive vagina vibes, with the pink colours and geometrical symmetric shapes.
deektedrgg 3 months ago
Epileptic fits at their finest
razmitex 3 months ago
ii fuckn love the drummer... Beast
UgglyyBabyy69 3 months ago
You probably should have said something about all the flashing and what not, people could have seizures...
TheRandomFish1122 3 months ago
EPILEPSIIIIIIAAA !!!!!
BillKillerz 4 months ago
epilepsy.is it you?
ktulhu2010 4 months ago
I having a fucking seizure....
ADHDsloth 4 months ago
Every time this song is played, another lake troll is summoned in Finland.
Meganerdbomb 4 months ago 4
behold the most brutal cartoon ever!!
liljesus6alkk 4 months ago
MENSAJES SUBLIMINALES"!!
skatema1111 4 months ago
I love how there's a ponies link in the related videos.
TwoGrunts0neCup 4 months ago
4 people were not awakened
METALdude1195 4 months ago
Makes a good song to wake up too in the morning!
satandragons 4 months ago 3
awesome i must have a copy of the necronomicon
MrMaxreyno 4 months ago
3 persons will die xD
JanetteKagamine 4 months ago
DETHKLOK F(guitar beat)ING RULE!!!!!!!!!!
joinmeinhell07 4 months ago
\m/
Jomasterhns 5 months ago
Um does anyone else think your eyes would bleed or pop out if you made it full screen and was baked.
Dropkickjosh8 5 months ago
@Dropkickjosh8 nope i lived through it nothing wrong with me lol
BaneWolf21 5 months ago
2 got eaten by the giant troll
depthruins2k39 5 months ago
is it me all does most dethklok music vids give me seizures?
TheHippi3 5 months ago 2
@TheHippi3 no it's no just you
N008ITH 5 months ago in playlist wqrewqrwq
2 epileptic people got killed by this video and asked their moms to dislike it before they die.
DukeNukePoop 5 months ago
AWAKEN!
eaglenest2 5 months ago
ESTA GENIAL ESO ES MUSICA NO MAMADAS
11ALACRAN 5 months ago in playlist Metalocalypse
Well a monster this big got killed by a phone XD
Gologs090 5 months ago
@Gologs090 And you could got killed by a virus... XD
ISonIOfIGaiaI 5 months ago
horray epilepsy.. lol
IvoryAngel6 5 months ago 2
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SEIZURES DUE TO EXTREME BRUTALITY AND BEING TOTALLY METAL
That is all
royalpaininthearse11 5 months ago 5
@royalpaininthearse11 Also crumpets.
666Leichenfresser 5 months ago
2 people didn't awaken!
battleforlife458 5 months ago
thousand of billion years...Ctuulhu is a fraking badass...
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.Iä, Iä, Cthulhu fhtagn
Vaelkhan 5 months ago
this songs monster should have been cthulhu
outlawformetal614 6 months ago
@outlawformetal614 lmbo , dont get a squid and a troll mixed up dude
metallica1342 6 months ago
@metallica1342 lol i just mean cthulhus supposed to be some huge monster who sleeps for a thousand years and has to rise from the ocean
plus he looks badass
outlawformetal614 6 months ago
@outlawformetal614 well since the lake troll is James Hetfield it should be Ktulu lol :P
TyrantAgenda93 5 months ago
@TyrantAgenda93 lol man
outlawformetal614 5 months ago
what are you doin reading this, watch the video!!!
trashmetal12 6 months ago 2
Pretty good for a fan-made video
chikn123 6 months ago
@chikn123 this is the video they use for their live shows, its not fan made.
kiyutski 6 months ago
@kiyutski I can't believe you fell for that :p
chikn123 6 months ago
lol Sadly Finland could never be destroyed. Russia found out the hard way.
johnnyrckt 6 months ago 104
@johnnyrckt because Russia didn't have Dethklok, else they would have!!!!!
TheDh0ffryn 5 months ago
@johnnyrckt Im sure that finland uses Stug III to destroy trolls, like they kicked russia during the second WW
MrAlsaco 5 months ago
@johnnyrckt Because Russia has never wanted to destroy Finland, dude. Russia for the first time in history the Finns gave their own form of state - the Grand Duchy, its own emblem, flag and parliament, and later Lenin gave Finland its independence. Teach history, dude! ;)
YodaTheElder 5 months ago
@johnnyrckt
Finland was the one who signed the treaty and gave 11% of its pre-war territory and 30% of its economic assets to the Soviet Union.
I don't think Finland won.
CaveofTwoLovers 4 months ago
@johnnyrckt well they didn't have a giant freakin troll and besides finland had the best sniper in the world and in history on their side during that time
YuTao3215 4 months ago
@YuTao3215 what was that guys name? i always forget
xXxMarjarxXx 4 months ago
@xXxMarjarxXx Simo Häyhä
YuTao3215 4 months ago
@johnnyrckt Sure, even Entropy fear it!
Arkanetrickster 2 months ago
And then I threw my phone down its' throat!
Optimalillusion 6 months ago
thumbs up if you had an epileptic fit of METAL!
razmitex 6 months ago
This is well Trolls go when they die...(To Musta Krakish)
MultiDarklord13 6 months ago
My balls fell off
Steven77769 6 months ago
One of my favorite episodes and songs
Steven77769 6 months ago
only the true metal heads can watch this and not get a seizure lol
zenimaru666 6 months ago
I JUST REMEMBERED MY DREAM I DREAMED THAT I WOKE UP AND THERE WAS A HOT GIRL NEXT TO ME AND SHE SAID I HAD FUN AND I WAS LIKE WHAT (no more caps) she said last night i had fun and then she left and i was trying to find her cause i didn't remember and i never found her so i got pissed off
667Atlas 6 months ago
@667Atlas Cool Story Bro.
MrMonkeymanablert 6 months ago
2 PEOPLE STAYED ASLEEP.
archus777 6 months ago
i wish the people who created this knew anything about how musical instruments are played.
SMWhit3out 6 months ago
@SMWhit3out haven't you seen brendon small play?
Miki42 6 months ago
@Miki42 They never showed any guitar fretting, or drumming for that matter
SMWhit3out 6 months ago
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@SMWhit3out because it is stylized...and you didn't answer my question.
Miki42 6 months ago
@SMWhit3out is hard to draw something really fast and make this seems natural...
horriblequin 6 months ago
Say Hello To My Alarm! \m/
izATRzi 6 months ago
i like it when he said awaken
MisfitArmy97 6 months ago
DIZZAMN!!!
myztainzydeout 7 months ago
ppl actually believed in the mustakrakish in ancient times(about 1000 years ago)
stevenmael 7 months ago
DUDE...HERE COMES THAT GUY!
skeweruraye 7 months ago
Oww my eyes. ;-;
LongClawzHidden 7 months ago
Amazing how the solo is both bluesy and metal at the same time. This must be the work of Mashed Potato Johnson.
cianlarkin1 7 months ago 2
this is a 1000000000 times beter than gorrillaz
togo2yt 8 months ago
@togo2yt Stfu, gorillaz are amazing! D: <
Taylorhasfiftybucks 8 months ago
@togo2yt I know, right?
4sostrander 6 months ago
musthave relish?
wigster600 8 months ago
MustaKrakish
kishmancik 9 months ago
i made this my morning alarm haha
nitefrost328 9 months ago 4
@nitefrost328 omg how?
evanstorm11 8 months ago
destroying Finland
u mad.
TheWoldInMyHead 9 months ago
Mustakrakish will eat the one guy who disliked this
rahnshen 9 months ago
Uber cool vid
Darkartisan84 10 months ago
wow, one dislike, must be a mis-click, they must have had an eargasm at the solo and just completely missed the like button
zoomdacat2 10 months ago
musta kracish dislikes this
sonichero54 10 months ago
dethkolk > chuck norris
sasorifan666 10 months ago 62
@sasorifan666 It'd be better if you could actually spell Dethklok correctly...
monroevillexundead 5 months ago
@sasorifan666
caysonisadamnbeast 4 months ago
fuck yeah, he fucked up finland
TURK3YNES 10 months ago
epic-leptic
clonlalo2 10 months ago
I Jizzed my pants over how epic this song is
ocarina10follower 11 months ago 3
I'm on a drug called charlie sheen
volcomisapure 11 months ago
If Finland makes this their national anthem in real life... I am totally moving to Finland.
851852093114208513 11 months ago
fffffuuuuu
my brain exploded
InsanePuppy11010 11 months ago
Watched it full screen.
Best decision of my life :]
millergirl93 1 year ago
@millergirl93 what kind of seizure repellent do you use and where can i find it?
TheDerpEffect 10 months ago
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"Dethklock has summoned a Troll."
"Thats impossible theres no such thing as Trolls."
"Then how do you explain the dead Unicorns?"
XXGDUBSXX 1 year ago
@XXGDUBSXX Epic line :D
Imuyutsu 3 months ago
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XXGDUBSXX 1 year ago
"Idea for a song: murder. a guy gets murdered. and eaten."
DarkElviS 1 year ago
@DarkElviS "...at an all you can eat buffet. Oh and that happens forever."
TheSovietX 1 year ago
This vid messed with somebody's eyes so bad that they missed the like button.
SlimNikkiSongs 1 year ago
from 1:01 to 1:20 does anyone els just feel evil..... like pure undeniably bad ass evil? just a undeniable force of power that cant be stopped or halted..... or is it just me.
TakinYoCup 1 year ago
I love the music but this music video bothers my eyes
lxllmlxlmllxl 1 year ago
fuckin lake trolls. what about em?
CironWmaidenS 1 year ago
@xIDecapitatorIx no shit
LROB1997 1 year ago
This is what Cthulhu wants to wake up to.
aztekarrow 1 year ago
Should've been Cthulhu.
ArchArturo 1 year ago
@ArchArturo that would ruin it
32sponge 1 year ago
the 1 person who disliked this was eaten by mustakrakish. @_____@
alphabet6090 1 year ago
You don't download Dethklok. You buy their album then throw yourself over railroad tracks an die. Cause if you do download the dethklokateers will come n fuck you up. I'm a personal friend of # 675483211 and he will rip your fuckin arms off your body n feed them to the fishes!!!!
massmedia4life719 1 year ago 5
the video was almost a good as the song
marleyboro 1 year ago
One person suffered an epileptic seizure.
KaiserGilloutine 1 year ago
@KaiserGilloutine im not epileptic, and i almost seizure every time i watch the intro to Metalocalypse, watched the whole first season in a day, eyes hurt like fuck
magiark6 1 year ago 3
I have no ifuckindea
death0415 1 year ago
it hurts mah eyesz
doombringr99 1 year ago
Gentlemen, it appears that Dethklok has awakened a Lake Troll. *serious face*
That's impossible. There's no such thing as trolls. *'you fucking idiot' face*
Then how do you explain all the dead unicorns? *'GOT YOU THERE!!!' face*
WebbGnome0 1 year ago
do some1 know where i can download these awsome songs!!
ping149 1 year ago